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Weekend-Monday,  Oct 31-Nov 1,  2011    Vol 2777 - Creeper


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Palast: The Real OWS Story
Arrow Chelsea the Carpetbagger?
Sarah Palin Nude!!!
Arrow Perry: I'm Afraid to Debate
Arrow Assad begs to be sodomized
Arrow Cain harrasses White women
Arrow Spend time w/ Sofia Vergara


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"It’s so bad sometimes I tell people I’m a lawyer. I don’t want to be associated with a body
  that in the eyes of your fellow citizens seems to be dysfunctional. It matters to me.”
       --  Lindsay Graham (R-Fabulous) saying he's ashamed to be a GOP senator after
            a new poll showed that congress had an approval rating of nine percent      Link

  Hey Queenie, your approval is 9% because you're blocking Obama's efforts
  to fix the economy that YOU sons of bitches ran into the ground.


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Greg Palast: The Real OWS Story
Palast is one of our best investigators


Mega-bank Goldman Sachs (assets $933bn), has declared war on one of the smallest banks in
New York (assets $30m), the customer-owned community bank that happens to also be the banker
for Friends of Liberty Plaza, Inc, also known as Occupy Wall Street. And you thought Goldman didn't care.

The trouble began three weeks ago when the occupiers suddenly found their donation buckets
filling with thousands of dollars, way more than needed for their pizza dinners.


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  If a Democrat were to say, "I wipe after Number Two,"
  Palin would say, "I never wipe after Number Two  - that's only for Democrats."        

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Chelsea the Carpetbagger?

 A Hatchet Piece by Clinton-hating Karen Tumulty

This story opens like this:  "This is 100% false. She is not running for Congress
in the 18th District or any other,"
said Clinton spokesman Matt McKenna.

End of story, right?
Not when there's an opportunity to attack a Clinton civilian.

Is the Chelsea-for-Congress boomlet already over? That was quick.

What was quick?

You made this shit up and then express shock over how soon it fizzled "for Chelsea?"
The only story here is your clumsy fabrication shot down by the Clinton-camp denials.

Rumors of Clinton running for Congress in New York, perhaps for the seat held by
Rep. Nita Lowey (D), were shot down Thursday by Lowey and state Democrats.

Is this like the rumor that you blew 50 drunk longshoremen one night down at the docks?
Was it over for you, "pretty quick?"
If there’s anything we should know by know about New York, it is that dynastic politics
can be a tricky business. The entitlement factor doesn’t go over well in the Empire State.

Who asked New York to accept Chelsea's "entitlement?"

Your lies are intended to give the impression Cheslea is demanding something
but you have failed to site any evidence that Chelsea asked for anything.

You keep making shit up and then demanding the Clintons explain themselves.
Karen Tumulty, why are you such a lying slut?
Sure, Hillary and Bobby Kennedy managed to carpetbag their way to Senate seats from New York.
But since then, those who have counted on famous last names have not fared so well.

Lying slut, do you even know what a carpetbagger is?

According to the dictionary, it is a Northerner who went to the South after the Civil War
and became active in Republican politics, especially so as to profiteer from the unsettled
social and political conditions of the area during Reconstruction.

I have $1,000 that says neither Hillary or Bobby were ever "Northen carpetbaggers active
in the Republicunt party."  You column is just a bunch of lies and accusations strung together.

The current governor, Andrew Cuomo, had his head handed to him the first time he tried for that office.
After his humbling in 2002, Cuomo went back and paid his dues as attorney general.
And then there was the Caroline Kennedy debacle.

If you have a bitch with Caroline's actual attempt to run for office, bitch at her - not the Clintons.

What’s more, where 11-term Lowey is concerned, there is the additional history.
Having set aside her own ambition once for a Clinton, would she be willing to do it again?
Today’s pushback suggests the answer is no.

Have you told the truth about anything in this column?
That link says Lowey was "considering" a run for the House back when....

How is that having her ambiton "set aside" by the Clintons?
Was Lowey threatening to kick Hillary's ass in the primary?

Karen Tumulty, you are a giant bag of lies.
You exemplify today's American "journalist."   (Not a compliment.)


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"The only thing pot does for me is it gets me to stop thinking.  Sometimes I
  have a brain that needs to be turned off.  Some people are just better high."
        --  Justin Timberlake, quoted in 

"Sometimes I have a brain?"

 Justin, were you high when you said that?      

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Perry: I'm Afraid to Debate
"I'm a moron - I can't debate"


After a string of disappointing debate performances, Rick Perry is signaling that he might be
dialing back his participation in several planned televised Republican presidential primary debates.
Can a major candidate with a track record of weak debate performances pass on nationally televised debates?"

"There have been eight Republican debates so far, five since Gov. Perry got in," Perry spokesman Ray Sullivan said.
"We certainly respect the process, but when you've got eight or nine candidates and 30 seconds to a minute (to answer),
it takes valuable time away from campaigning in Iowa as those elections approach."
Rick man-on-dog Santorum's camp pounced:
"I thought Texas governors were supposed to be tough," said Hogan Gidley, a man-on-dog spokesman

ha ha

Poor little Rick Perry - he can't compete with the adults.
They say as governor, he refused to debate his opponents - now we know why.

Perry: I'm against Dixie license plates
Sure, now that he's running for president...


Rick Perry has come out against the marketing of a Confederate license plate in his state,
an issue that could come up again in his bid for the Dixie presidential nomination.

The racist plate was proposed by the Sons of Confederate Veterans, a racist group that has sued
to display the racist Confederate flag in state buildings and on monuments around the country.

The Texas DMV has been considering the application for months. In April, the board
deadlocked in a four-to-four vote on the plate, with another vote scheduled for next month.

On Wednesday, Perry said that he opposes the measure—an opinion that could very well
shape the vote since the DMV board are all Perry cromy-appointees.

"We don't need to scrape that wound again," Perry said. "It just doesn't need to happen."

But Perry's position could come back to haunt him in super-racist South Carolina,
a state that celebrates slavery like Catholics celebrate Easter.

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Sarah Palin Nude


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Assad begs to be sodomized
He wants just what Gadaffy got


Western powers would cause an "earthquake" in the Middle East if they intervened in Syria,
President Bashar al-Assad said in an interview published on Sunday, after protesters demanded
outside protection from a crackdown that has killed 3,000 people.

Assad is showing no signs of easing the crackdown, which is drawing increasing international
outrage and criticism even from previously cautious Arab countries.

Syria sits at the heart of the volatile Middle East, where it borders Israel, Lebanon, Turkey, Iraq and Jordan.

"It is the faultline, and if you play with the ground, you will cause an earthquake," he said.
"Do you want to see another Afghanistan, or tens of Afghanistans?"

Hey Bashar, all you have to say is "I will show no mercy to my slaves" and Hillary
will build a coalition against you and soon after they'll find your dead ass in a sewer.

You ready for Obama's enforcer?

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Question and Answer
TIME Magazine:  "You've played piano with some big names.
                              Who's more dificult to work with, Aretha Franklin or Dick Cheney?"
Kinda Sleazy Rice:

"I'm accustomed to people with stong views,
  but Aretha Franklin really knows what she's doing..."

  ha ha
I believe Sleazy just said Cheney didn't know what he was doing.

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TIME talks Hillary in 2012
But she won't have any of it


The public still finds Hillary fascinating--and a potential Commander in Chief.
A TIME poll found that Clinton does far better than Obama in head-to-head matchups,
beating Mitt Romney by 17 percentage points and Rick Perry by 26.

I think Hillary has no interest in trying to unseat Obama.

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I received stickers in the mail today! Nice surprise that I wasn’t expecting!
Thank you very much! Put the hammer down, love your work!
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Can you find the camouflage kitty?

There is a kitty sitting in a rocky field.

He's staring right at you, but he's hard to see.

If you can't see him, click for the clue.

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Which Republican leaked the story that
Herman Cain likes to harrass White women?

"I deny everything - those damn White women
  have been after my 9-9-9 for half a century!"


Herman Cain is denying a report claiming he was repeatedly accused of sexual harassment.

Cain's campaign said a media report that Cain was accused of sexual harassment at least twice
when he headed the National Restaurant Association isn't true and he was "only playing" with them.

Politico says that two women "complained of sexually suggestive behavior by Cain that made them
angry and uncomfortable, (Politico's) sources said, and they accepted financial payouts to settle things.
The agreements also included language that bars the women from talking about their departures.

So, Cain is paying them to be quiet about his out-of-control sexual aggression?

I suspect the Perry camp leaked this story.
Cain has no idea about the sharks he's swimming with.
What's next? 
Photoshopped nude fake photos of his lesbian daughters?

"A member me?

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It started out as a decent weekend...
World Series Game Six got things rolling with, some say, the best World Series game in history.
The Cardinals won Game Seven the next night, sending St Louis into orgasmic deleriums.

I felt kinda sad for the Rangers - having never won a World Series when the Cardinals have
won more than any baseball team in history.  Sure, the Yankees have techinically won more
but they bought theirs so they don't count.

Cardinals manager, Tony  La Russa, retired after winning this World Series.

Eldrick, of course, failed to win anything this weekend.

The #8 Arkansas Razorbacks squeaked to a victory over Vandy (Who?)

The #7 Oklahoma Sooners beat up Kansas State so bad (41) they called the police.

Then #3 Oklahoma State beat poor Baylor by 35,

...but nothing was sweeter than watching those ego-fried Dallas Humps
get totally humiliated by the Won 2, Lost 4 Philadelphia Eagles, 66-0.

It was one of the best weekends ever.

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Mark your calendars - today is the day the Wall Street Journal
said something honest about those job-killing Republicans. - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers

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From the members' viewpoints, there were no random pay-up dates to remember. 

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"I get angry at people who don't stand up for Obama. If this were a Republican
  president, Republicans would be saying, 'We were losing 400,000 jobs a month
   - we saved  the car industry,' you could go down the list. democrats should talk
  to Hollywood about how to posture some of these things. Say you're about to get
  into tax loopholes. Instead of 'tax loopholes,'  say 'tax cheating.' And then on the
  floor of the Senate, get up and say, 'We're not going to raise your taxes, but we're
  not for cheating, are you?' I just think Democrats are bad at that."
       --  Clooney, in TIME Magazine, frustrated that Democrats won't list the facts.


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Last minute emergency Halloween costume...

If you're down to the wire and don't have a costume, I have an answer for you:

Make a three-cornered hat and dangle three teabags from it.

You're a teabagging douche!

...ain't nothing to it.

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Today's Mystery Car


Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed       Link  

Bart, Screw the car!  Who's the babe?

Mikey, that's
Christina Ricci.

Bart, last issue's Mystery Car  is Speed Racer’s Mach 5, posing with the lovely Christina Ricci
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Today's Mystery Celebrity


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Bart, that is Pablo Picasso and Brigitte Bardot

Back issue's Mystery Celebrity  Link 

Bart, that celebrity walking her dog is Kristin Cavallari
 candy, on a roll

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Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City that is"Piazza del Campo" from the clock tower in Sienna, Italy. 
Every year they run the Palio horse races around it for neighborhood bragging rights.


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Today's History Mystery


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What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's Bridget Bardot visiting Pablo Picasso in his studio at Vallauris,1956, during the Cannes Film Festival

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