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Christmas-Dec 27, 2011    Vol 2800 - Sugarboarded


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Mentally ill flood local ERs
Arrow Mega-Gasbag Quits GOP
Message from the Super-rich
Arrow How Crazy are the Teabaggers?
Arrow Obama un-honks Poker Horn?
Arrow Newt once praised Romneycare
Arrow Santa's Hot Elf - Stacy Keibler


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"After verification, the Republican party of Virginia has determined that Newt Gingrich
  did not submit the required 10,000 signatures and has not qualified for the Virginia primary.
  Hopefully, he will do better in other states..."
     -- Jerry Kilgore, chairman of Perry’s campaign in Virginia,     Link 

  Dammit, Newt, can't your people get anything right?

  We're hoping for a six-month bloody battle between Romney and somebody
  but that fool Rick Perry failed to qualify for the Virginia ballot, too.

  What are you guys doing with all your millions?


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Mentally ill flood ERs as states crash
This is the GOP's vision for the future of America


On a recent shift at a Chicago emergency department, Dr. William Sullivan treated a newly
homeless patient who was threatening to kill himself.

"He had been homeless for about two weeks. He hadn't showered or eaten a lot.
He asked if we had a meal tray," said Sullivan, a physician at the University of Illinois Medical Center
at Chicago and a past president of the Illinois College of Emergency Physicians.

Sullivan said the man kept repeating that he wanted to kill himself. "It seemed almost as if
he was interested in being admitted."

Across the country, doctors like Sullivan are facing a spike in psychiatric emergencies - attempted
suicide, severe depression, psychosis - as states slash mental health services and the country's worst
economic crisis since the Great Depression takes its toll.

This trend is taxing emergency rooms already overburdened by uninsured patients who wait
until ailments become acute before seeking treatment.

"These are people without a previous psychiatric history who are coming in and telling us
they've lost their jobs, they've lost sometimes their homes, they can't provide for their families,
and they are becoming severely depressed," said Dr. Felicia Smith, director of the acute
psychiatric service at Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

As long as the super-rich don't have to pay taxes, the GOP can live with America in hell.

America is crumbling as we speak - can't anybody do anything?


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"How do I celebrate the holidays?  I go to the mall, about Ford."
     --  The creepiest dude who's been on a major commercial in a loooooooong time.   

Mike Rowe, Ford's idea of a spokesman

 I just think the guy's waaaaaaay creepy - in a Sandusky way.

 Why is he so desperate to corner strangers and talk about Ford?

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Subject: Tax Increase? Blame the Voters

People don't like the idea that their taxes almost went up $1000 a year but who's fault is that?

The people voted for Republicans in the last election
and when you vote for Republicans, that's what happens.

Republicans want tax increases on the 99%
so that the 1% get to keep all their money.

It's the will of the voters.
If the voters don't want tax increases then they shouldn't have voted Republican.
 Marc Perkel

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Mega-Gasbag Quits GOP
Trump going to run as a Teabagger?

"I am full of hot gas..."


Donald Trump has changed his voter registration in New York state from Republican to unaffiliated.
A spokesman says he changed his affiliation to preserve his option to seek the presidency in 2012.

Special Counsel Michael Cohen said Friday that Trump could enter the race if
Republicans fail to nominate a candidate who can defeat President Barack Obama.

He said Trump probably would use his substantial wealth to even the playing field
with Obama's re-election campaign.

Cohen said Trump's commitment to hosting "The Apprentice" will keep him from
doing anything until May, when the show's season wraps up.

ha ha

"I'll be your president, but first I gotta referee the Meatloaf/Gary Busey fight."

The GOP deserves Trump spitting their vote ...and remember,

...we still don't have a religio-crazy on a ticket - yet!

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Working together to Preserve our Hills
We are a Non-Partisan Organization

Big Oil lackey to voters on oil fracking:

You must obey your Masters.

 “Residents of Whittier are not sophisticated or intelligent enough

to review the environmental impact report.”

See letter (October 19, 2011)

Seeing the ads puts food on my family,
PLEASE turn off your AdBlocker.

Really? This giant tub of lard called Michelle fat?

Message from the Super-rich
 by Matt Taibbi

Most of us 99-percenters couldn't even let our dogs leave a dump on the sidewalk without feeling
ashamed before our neighbors. It's called having a conscience: even though there are plenty of things
most of us could get away with doing, we just don't do them, because, well, we live here. Most of us
wouldn't take a million dollars to swindle the local school system, or put our next door neighbors out
on the street with a robosigned foreclosure, or steal the life's savings of some old pensioner down the
block by selling him a bunch of worthless securities.
But our Too-Big-To-Fail banks unhesitatingly take billions in bailout money and then turn right around
and finance the export of jobs to new locations in China and India. They defraud the pension funds of
state workers into buying billions of their crap mortgage assets. They take zero-interest loans from the
state and then lend that same money back to us at interest. Or, like Chase, they bribe the politicians
serving countries and states and cities and even school boards to take on crippling debt deals.

The Democrats are such shitty salesmen,
they can't convince the super-poor to vote themselves a raise?

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It was a great Christmas...

Mrs. Bart made a great Christmas meal -  turkey, mashed potatos*  and gravy,
cornbread dessing and we had a little cranberry sauce and we washed it down
with a 20-7 trampling of those awful Dallas Cowboys.

It was 20-0 for a long time, then Dallas got a pity touchdown with seconds left...

Next week, the Cowboys play the New York Giants for the NFC East title.

I believe Romo hasn't won a playoff game in his entire career.

Do we root for the Cowboys to win next week so those nutty Dallas fans can whip
themselves into a hissy-frenzy with crazy talk of the Girls going to the Super Bowl?

I think we do - let's root for Dallas to win this weekend
so Romo can blow their first playoff game - if he's able to play.

Last time I saw Romo's throwing hand
it was more swollen than Pigboy's ego.

Go Cowboys!

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"Can we please get this straightened the fugg out in 2012?
We are embarrassing ourselves."

  -- Kristen Bell, in a tweet

How Crazy are the Teabaggers?


The astroturfing, bad spelling group of crazies on Rascals are back, and this time they are here to say that
little death of Osama Bin Laden–the event that was so widely publicized it was reenacted on Nat Geo–was
in fact ‘staged’ by the radical ‘Muslin’ in the oval office. Apparently not quite content with that wildly
ludicrous assertion, the Tea Party also believes that Obama actually ’gave’ the downed drone to Iran.
Tea Party Nation president, Judson Phillips, sent out an email to Tea Party Nation members claiming that
Obama deliberately offered the recently captured predator drone to Iran…and that Osama bin Laden
wasn’t killed but his death was in fact “staged” by Obama.

Hey Monkey, if you really believe that, you should run a Teabagger candidate for president.

That'll teach Obama to give our spy drones to his Muslin friends.

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Subject: Exploding drones

Bart, you wrote:

> "Terrorists can find a way to put a bomb in a copy machine ink cartridge,
>  but our trillion dollar Pentagon can't wire drones to explode?"
No, Bart, we CAN'T do that.  Know why?
Terrorists are motivated purely by ideology.
It has to work with the things they have with which to work (neat sentence, huh?). 

On the other hand, the principle motive for U.S. defense contractors
isn't effectiveness or "national security. It's profit.

As such, we only pursue proposals that stand to make
a hueueueueuegggge bundle of cash for corporations.

 Bob Kinkaid

Bob, good point.
America no longer wins wars - we just get ready for the next one.

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Obama un-honks Poker Horn?
Claims they're trying to legalize card playing


Obama has cleared the way for states to legalize Internet poker and certain other online betting
in a montser about-face that may help them reap billions in tax revenue and spur web-based gambling.

A Justice Department opinion dated September and made public on Friday reversed decades of previous
policy that included civil and criminal charges against operators of some of the most popular online poker sites.

Until now, the department held that online gambling in all forms was illegal under the Wire Act of 1961,
which bars wagers via telecommunications that cross state lines or international borders.

The new interpretation, by the department's Office of Legal Counsel, said the Wire Act applies only
to bets on a "sporting event or contest," not to a state's use of the Internet to sell lottery tickets.

"The Department of Justice has given the online gaming community a big, big present," said Nelson Rose,
a gaming law expert at Whittier Law School who consults for governments and the industry.

So, this opinion was handed down in September and they chose to keep it a secret until now?
It would appear those 30 million poker players (who vote) got Obama's attention.

I'm suspicious so I'm not going to applaud anything until the first online cards are dealt.

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Subject: Obama asking for drone back

Bart, you have a serious woody about attacking Iran I guess...

It's funny.
Each time I write, "I'm trying to prevent a massive nuclear war,"
the hard Left (I assume) replies, "Why do you love war so much?"

It's not easy to reason with the "fighting is always wrong" crowd.

Problem here is that your analogy is incorrect. 
In this case, the 8th grader didn't "lose" their toy - they were flying a
killer robot over the 5th grader's house, and it crashed into the house.

The US didn't "lose" a drone?
Can you get anyone else in America to agree with that?

And what makes you think our spy camera was a "killer" camera?

Its remarkable how much you sound like a neo-con on the subject of Iran.

I've said it a hundred times.
When you live in Seattle, you consider those in Spokane as living "back East."

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Subject: Obama

Obama could be up to "who knows what?" while not telling anyone.
After all, he spent the night he KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN in a tuxedo making jokes at Donald Trump's expense.

 Stu the Lawyer

Stu, you are correct.
That's probably the coolest thing he's done as president.


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Subject: Hillary's hypocrisy revisted

I thank you for publishing my criticism and I apologize for not including the article
from your Dec. 20th blog that upset me.  You will find it below.  While you did not
directly support her hypocrisy, you simply ignored the hypocrisy and instead made
a joke about her kicking butt in Cairo.  You have included many stories about the
police abuse of American citizens trying to exercise their right to protest peacefully. 

Can you not see the similarity?  Should Hillary "slip into San Francisco or NYC and put
two in the heads of those responsible for abusing American women and men and reporters"?

Best regards,

>"Women protesters have been rounded up and subjected to horrific abuse. Journalists have
>  been sexually assaulted. And now, women are being attacked, stripped, and beaten in the streets
> This systematic degradation of Egyptian women dishonors the revolution, disgraces the state
>  and its uniform and is not worthy of a great people."
>     -- Sec State Hillary Clinton,    Link
Word of advice to Eqypt's military rulers:
>  If Hillary tells you to knock that shit off, you'd better f-ing listen.
>  She'll slip into Cairo personally and put two in your head.

There are lots on answers to your question, but first let's define "abuse."

In Cairo and Damascus, there are perhaps hundreds of deaths per day.
How can you compare that to the 2-3 people who were
seriously hurt in America?

The woman in the blue bra was beaten with clubs and is hanging onto her life
with multiple skull fractures.  That's not happening in America.

You're suggesting Obama is another Bashar al-Assad?

I think that's less-than accurate.

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


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Newt once praised Romneycare
There are disadvantages to being crazy...


Newt Gingrich praised Romneycare in 2006, according to the Whore Street Journal.

"The most exciting development of the past few weeks is the health bill that Governor Romney
signed into law this month has tremendous potential to effect major change in our health system,"
reads "Newt Notes." "We agree that our goal should be 100% insurance coverage for all Americans."

Gingrich has recently attacked Ronmeycare. In an Oct. 18 debate, he said to Romney, "Your plan
essentially is one more big-government, bureaucratic high-cost system." He added, "There's a lot of
big government behind Romneycare -- not as much as Obamacare -- but a heck of a lot more than
your campaign is admitting."


The problem with Newt is that he lies to the extreme.
He can't say, "I don't like that plan very much."

No, that won't do.

When Newt doesn't like something, he calls it "the most dangerous thing in all of Earth's history,"
which makes him look extra-stupid when he changes his mind and switches position on something.

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Subject: Barack, if we had ANYWHERE else to go... would love Ron Paul as president.
Other than your site couldn't bitch about the lame-ass president anymore.

I voted for RP in '88 and I am still waiting.
That and waiting for my middle-class tax cut.

Ron Paul interview 1988:

Chuck, yes, Ron Paul has flashes of sanity, but he's still crazy.

For one,  if you're sick with no insurance, Ron Paul says, "Let 'em die."


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Subject: Rocky Anderson

Bart, what's your opinion of Rocky Anderson and the newly-formed Justice Party?

Mr. Anderson is also in the running.  A strong liberal in a sea of Red, this guy. 
What with the continued emergence of the Occupy movement and the strength of social networking,
could it be possible that now is a moment that might see ole Rocky not necessarily need the pesos to
buy vainsteam media mainstream advert attention in print and on the boob tube? 

Do you imagine that there is any way under the sun for this guy to get elected POTUS in 2012? 
I am interested in what you and your readers would have to say about this possibility. 
What little I have read about him since coming across the fact just last week that this
ex-Dem former mayor of Salt Lake City even exists makes me like the guy.
Stay well and healthier,
 Iago in Taiwan

Iago, I've never heard of Rocky Anderson so I doubt he'll be president come 2013.

Someone said there are 74 people running for the White House this year
but if you're not on America's radar, you're not going to get elected.

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Subject: Permanent Amazon link to help Bart

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Brad, thanks for that.
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Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car  remains unidentified.

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Bart – that's Marilyn Manson with Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails and Jon Stewart
backstage at the taping of the last episode of the 'Jon Stewart Show'
(L-R: Trent Reznor, Twiggy Ramirez, Madonna Wayne Gacy, Ginger Fish,
Jon Stewart and Marilyn Manson) in June 1995 in New York City, New York.
Reznor paid a visit to the band, who were the musical guests on the show.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is the Castro District of San Francisco
Eric P

Eric, good work.
Many people got the city, very few got Castro District..


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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's pizzaman Herman Cain in high school.


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