Bartcop Radio links are at
the bottom of
the page!

Current Issue
Back Issues
 Subscribe to BartBlog Feed
How to Read
Members ( need password)
Subscribe to BartCop!
Contact Us
Advertise With Us
Link to Us
Why Donate?
The Forum  -
The Reader
Poster Downloads
Shirts & Shots
BartCop Hotties
More Links
BFEE Scorecard
Perkel's Blog
Power of Nightmares
Clinton Fox Interview
Part 1, Part 2
Money Talks
Cost of Bush's greed
White Rose Society
Project 60
Chinaco Anejo


Search Now:
In Association with

Link Roll
American Politics Journal
Barry Crimmins
Betty Bowers
Consortium News 
Daily Howler
Daily Kos
Democatic Underground 
Disinfotainment Today 
Evil GOP Bastards
Faux News Channel 
Greg Palast
The Hollywood Liberal 
Internet Weekly
Jesus General
Joe Conason 
Josh Marshall
Liberal Oasis
Make Them Accountable 
Mark Morford 
Mike Malloy 
Political Humor -
Political Wire
Randi Rhodes
Rude Pundit 
Smirking Chimp
Take Back the Media
More Links


Locations of visitors to this page

Politics * Humor * Chinaco Anejo * Trip Reports * World Series of Poke * Concert Reviews * Mountain Lakes * Bartcop Radio * BC-Hotties * 

WELCOME TO BARTCOP.COM A modem, a smart mouth and the truthNews and Commentary NOT Approved by Karl Rove, bcause vicious extremists can NOT be appeased.

  BCR Radio Shows
     Links at bottom of page. 

Friday  January 13, 2011    Vol 2808 - Flowers pick themselves


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama's War on Pot rages on
Arrow Perry hits Willard from the Left
Willard Got a $10M Bailout
Arrow "Stop killing our nuke scientists"
Arrow Herding the U.S. to War with Iran 
Arrow We are not going to war with Iran
Arrow Nickelodeon's  Victoria Justice


Business slow?
Time to advertise!

Banner ads by the day,
by the week,
or by the monff

Click Here to get more Hits

Even if business is slow,
let people know you're still here.

"You know how to make the Jew jealous? Have some money, honey.   You go to L.A.
  and they own all the Rolex and diamond places. Walk down a part of L.A. where we live
  and it is so rich it smells. You ever smell rich? They are all Jews, hallelujah! Amen."
     --  Katy Perry's religiously-insane father, in a sermon, for Christ's sake,     Link

Send e-mail to Bart

Obama's War on Pot rages on
Doesn't he know it's an election year?


Obama's goons in Colorado launched a crackdown on Thursday against nearly two dozen medical
marijuana dispensaries located within 1,000 feet of schools, giving the proprietors 45 days to cease
operations or face civil and criminal penalties.

How white of him - he gave them notice.
In Montana, they just busted legal shops and threatened them with years in federal prison.

U.S. Attorney John Walsh issued the ultimatum in letters to 23 dispensaries and landlords he said
were in violation of federal and state law, a statement from the U.S. Justice Department said.

The move makes Colorado the latest battleground pitting federal prosecutors against storefront
distributors of pot in states that have decriminalized marijuana for medical purposes.

What the hell does it matter if the shops are near some schools?

You can't even walk in the place without a prescription so it's not like the kids
are going to be tempted when they walk past the place.

Why can't Obama worry about the economy instead of harrassing legal businesses?
Why can't Obama leave things alone when there's no problem?

He seems to be looking to stir up controversy - why?

Does Obama want the fun-hating Right to like him?


Send e-mail to Bart

Perry hits Willard from the Left
This will anger the vulgar Pigboy


Taking a leaf from Newt Gingrich's book, Perry is going after Romney by criticizing his practices
as CEO of Bain Capital. He has even coined a phrase for it, according to Politico: "Vulture Capitalism."

Perry is tailoring his attack to a real life instance in South Carolina where Romney took over Holson photo
album company, and closed it down, selling off the plant and equipment at the cost of 150 jobs.
Romney also closed down GS Industries, a steel plant, in Georgetown.

Perry, the forgetful sore loser who could only muster one percent in the polls, makes a distinction between
"vulture capitalism" Romney practiced --  and "venture capitalism." The former swoops down on dying
companies and picks apart their bones. The latter creates business and thus grows jobs, according to Perry.

Looks like Willard has his hands full.

Newt has $5M from the guy who owns The Venetian in Vegas.
Perry still has some of that $16M he raised early on and Huntsman
supposedly has $10 coming from his rich daddy.


Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Iran

Perhaps your assumption is simply wrong?
People that are not freaking out about Iran as you are, may not have any ill will towards Israel,
but that sure is a nice straw person argument you got there - not to mention a nifty anti-semite
charge meant to close off discussion.

Perhaps those of us who are not freaking out are just a bit skeptical of the unsubstantiated charges
because we recall what happened with Iraq? Perhaps its merely a realization that even if your fear is true,
and Iran is trying to develop nuclear weapons, there is a strong argument to be made that they want nukes
to deter the US and Israel, rather than so they can commit suicide by nuking Israel.


It's entirely possible that I'm wrong but as a general rule, maybe it's safer
to err on the side of more caution when the subject is "more nuts with nukes."

I have no idea what to say about your anti-semite charge.

How else can one take, "Israel's enemies should have nukes?"

Send e-mail to Bart

Seeing the ads puts food on my family,
PLEASE turn off your AdBlocker.

Did Santa forget your LED LCD?
Get the toys he forgot! 

Find your purchase
then come back here
and use this link

and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies..

Did you know sells shoes and clothes?

Someone bought a  Samsung PN51D6500 51-Inch 1080p 3D Plasma HDTV

Just in time for the big game!

Buy new: 
$899 (cheap)  with FREE shipping

Amazon donated $36.00 to the Treehouse

Thanks for remembering to use this portal.

Don't fight the crowds,
don't fight the weather,
don't stand in long lines.

Buy online, instead

Look for 'bartcop' in the link when you place the order.


If you buy an iPad 2 or Kindle
could you remember to use this link?


Buying stuff online is good for the environment :)
$25 and they'll ship  FREE

Note: e-books now out-sell paper books.

Use this link to Order

Add the Amazon link
to your Favorites Bar


Willard Got a $10M Bailout
But he calls Obama "a crony capitalist"


Willard Mitt Romney on Thursday labeled Obama as a "crony capitalist," without saying why.
Maybe he likes the way it sounds when it rolls off his forked tongue?.

"This president is a crony capitalist. He's a job killer," the liar said without offering proof or examples.
"This president has engaged and is engaging in crony capitalism," he repeated, for no reason.

And funny he'd level that charge at Obama when he's guilty of it. Willard has personally benefited from
what Michele Bachmann would certainly call "crony capitalism." In 1991, he convinced Bush-the-snarter's
federal government to forgive $10 million in debts owed by Bain & Co., a deal that helped prevent his
company from failing and ultimately made him millions of dollars.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: RE: how will "Nobody can fuck with us" Iran behave?
I'd guess they'd behave the same way they have for the last 100 years or more
- they'd mind their own business, unless someone attacked them or overthrew their government.

They've got brains, resources, and initiative. 
They don't need US multinationals stealing their stuff under the protection of the US military.

A nuke would just make those wishing to steal their stuff think twice about it,
and maybe try buying stuff from them on the 'open' market.

Send e-mail to Bart

Marty has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

"Stop killing our nuke scientists"
  Iran seems to think Israel is responsible...


Motorcycle riders flashed by and attached a magnetic bomb onto a car carrying a nuclear scientist
working at Iran's main uranium enrichment facility. By the time the blast tore apart the silver Peugeot,
the bike was blocks away, weaving through Tehran traffic after the latest strike in an escalating covert war.
The Wednesday attack - which instantly killed the scientist and fatally wounded his driver - was at least
the fourth targeted hit against a member of Iran's nuclear brain trust in two years. Tehran quickly blamed
Israeli-linked agents backed by the U.S. and Britain.
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton denied any U.S. role in the slaying, and the Obama administration
condemned the attack. However, provocative hints from Jerusalem reinforced the perception of an organized
and clandestine campaign to set back Iran's nuclear ambitions.

Send e-mail to Bart


This space left blank


 Send e-mail to Bart

Sarah Palin Nude


Click for info and to order

Nitt Witt Hill [Paperback] just $12.44

What's causing the country and now the President to lose their crackers and voters to elect Nitt Witts?
Clowns and Turkeys are running Congress and the Nitt Witts are everywhere.
But will one more Clown in Congress make any difference?
Would the country be better off with some real Turkeys instead of those Clowns?
Or are the Nitt Witts destined to run Washington?
Set on historic Nitt Witt Ridge in Cambria, California and Capitol Hill in Washington D.C.,
Sebastian Gibson's satire paints the absurdities of the political world
and of daily life with his unique sense of humor.

Herding the U.S. to War with Iran
The murder of a fifth Iranian scientist on the streets of Tehran had all the earmarks
of an Israeli-sponsored assassination. The killing also worsened tensions at a moment
when the momentum toward war with Iran seems unstoppable, reports Robert Parry.

Horse hockey!


For many Americans the progression toward war with Iran has the feel of cattle being herded from
the stockyard into the slaughterhouse, pressed steadily forward with no turning back, until some guy
shoots a bolt into your head.

It does not feel a bolt into our heads because we're not going to war with Iran.
Any suggestion of give-and-take negotiations with Iran is mocked, while alarmist propaganda,
a ratcheting up of sanctions, and provocative actions – like Wednesday’s assassination of yet another
Iranian scientist – push Americans closer to what seems like an inevitable bloodletting.

It does not seem like "inevitable bloodletting" because we're not going to war with Iran.

Even the New York Times (Gosh, that sounds like Cheney...) now acknowledges that Israel, with some
help from the United States, appears to be conducting a covert war of sabotage and assassination inside Iran.
“The campaign, which experts believe is being carried out mainly by Israel, apparently claimed its latest victim
on Wednesday when a bomb killed a 32-year-old nuclear scientist in Tehran’s morning rush hour,”
Times reporter Scott Shane wrote.

Well, if Scott Shane wrote something in the for-sale Whore Times, it must be true?
Where does Scott sit - at Judith Miller's old desk?

I don't know why Robert Perry is beating this drum because we are not going to war with Iran.

Is there anybody reading this who thinks we're going to war with Iran?

I do, Bart - I'm certain we ARE going to war with Iran and SOON!

Should we gamble on this?

I got money that says we ARE going to war with Iran and SOON, Bart!

We are NOT going to war with Iran, but why does Robert Perry and others say we are?

Who think Obama is stupid enough to put troops into Iran?
Nobody, that's who.

WHY would Obama go to war with Iran?  To steal their oil?

How many thousands of lives is Obama willing to throw away to bring oil down 25 cents?

Zero, that's how many.

We're not going to war with Iran or anybody else.

Why does Robert Perry want you to think we're going to war with Iran?

I have an answer for that, Bart

Subject: Is pot good for your lungs?

Hey Bart,
Some 35 years ago I had a cat named Tony.
He was a Lilac Point Siamese and looked a bit like the Pink Panther.

Apparently that breed has a hereditary lung problem. He would weeze and sneeze and have
a difficult time breathing sometimes. My friends would come by the house and we would
sit around passing a joint. One day Tony started following the joint around the circle and
we decided to give him a big ole shotgun hit.

I swear to anything you believe in that he started taking in that big ole hit right through his nose.
The joint got passed and he went right after it again so we smoked him again. He went over to
the corner of the room, laid down and breathed nice and clear with absolutely no weezing and
he actually looked like he had a smile on his face. He never breathed so easily as he did after toking up.

We couldn't believe it but he obviously enjoyed the relief he got from smoking with us.
He became a regular of the circle and was relentless until he got a couple of hits. True story.
They say that animals know better about some things than we do and I always thought that proved it.

Send e-mail to Bart

30 minute video - True

Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Better Amazon link

Thanks, they send me pennies...

Check out the news and toons at

        bart blog

  on the Bart Blog!

ha ha

Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Subject: fund-raising idea

Some organization collect dues from members in their birth month. 
  Karen in Indiana

Karen, thanks for that.

Born in January and July folks - can you spare a donation?

(It's a long way to July...)

Donations are accepted.

You could PayPal something to

Click to Subscribe or Donate
or you could send a "love" check to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

We accept credit cards
Thank you

I Was Born in January/July Bart

Good King Friday

11 songs, just $8.99 at

Click to hear samples

Obama has $240M, Willard has $120M,
so why does Obama keep asking me for $5?


Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair

Sign up now!

We come to you!

Today's Mystery Car


Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed

Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car  is a 1936 Hudson Hornet

Send e-mail to Bart

Today's Mystery Celebrity


Last issue's Mystery Celebrity  Link 

Bart – that's Ali Landry

Send e-mail to Bart

Wildlife Close-up


Visiting our sponsors puts food on Bart's family...

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City?

Bart  that's  El Paso Texas.  The Green looking building is the County Courthouse.
To the left is the County Jail.  The view is looking South and you see the City of Juarez Mexico in the background.
El Paso is recognized as the second safest city in the US. 
Juarez is the most unsafe city in Mexico due to the drug wars.
  B Spencer



Send e-mail to Bart

Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's James Robert Mann.

Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: donation

OK, Bart, allow me to be the first July baby!
  Cheryl in Ventura, CA

Cheryl, thanks for that.
We are accepting donations from January and July-born readers.

If you're shopping online,
it never hurts to check Amazon's prices.

Nickelodeon's  Victoria Justice


Check out
sexy and tasteful photos of Victoria Justice  in  BC Hotties

  Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Marty always has good stuff.

Shopping online?

 Use this Amazon portal
and they'll send
a few pennies from each dollar.

Use this link to Order


Search Now:
In Association with

We're on Twitter
and Facebook

Read the previous issue of

 It had everything.

 Copyright © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002,  2003,
 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012,

Looking for something in a back issue?


Thanks to  subscribers.

We know you work hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw some our way each month.

Who links to

Click Here to see if reality
 is a good fit for your life

Computer Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and keeps Bartcop online today.

Marc hosts several other political sites including American Politics Journal, Political Strikes, Faux News Channel, Seeds of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Church of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is real.

Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are  choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online.

 We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
Check out Marx Mail for info on how you can have a Spam Free Email Account.

 Marc Perkel's Church

If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.

Bartcop radio

To hear the RADIO SHOWS, you must have a login and password.
Click Here  to subscribe and get your login and password.

Click to get to the Archived Radio Shows  and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor

Privacy Policy
. .