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Wednesday  January 18, 2011    Vol 2811 - Friendly stranger, black sedan


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow S Carolina is Newt's Last Hope
Arrow Turning America into Potterville
Chris Dodd, professional whore
Arrow Internet Blackout Today
Arrow Can Sarah Palin Stop Romney?
Arrow Elton John's panties in a wad 
Arrow Vampire Diaries' - Nina Dobrev


"The Republican party can win back the White House only by offering a clear contrast
  with President Obama.  We need contrasts, not just a paler shade of what we have.”

     -- Man-on-Dog Santorum, calling Romney a negro with lighter-skin than Obama   Link

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S Carolina is Newt's Last Hope

Here's Newt Gingrich's pitch to South Carolina this week, in four easy steps:
1. If you don't elect Gingrich on Saturday, he will lose the Republican presidential nomination.
2. If Gingrich loses the nomination, Mitt Romney will win it.
3. If Romney wins the nomination, he will lose to President Barack Obama in November.
4. If the Republican nominee loses in November, America, as we know it, is basically over.

Speaking to a group of business leaders here Tuesday, Gingrich said that South Carolina would be
the key--the only key--to keeping his electoral chances alive in 2012. If he loses, he's out.

"Your support in the next four days can change history," Gingrich said. "If I win the SC primary,
I will be the nominee. I think it's literally that simple. And if I don't win the primary Saturday,
we will probably nominate a moderate and odds are fairly high that he will lose to Obama."

Listen to Newt!

You don't want Romney, who might be gay - you need a creature like Newt!
Obama will destroy either one, but Newt would be more fun to torture all thru 2012.

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"I promise not to turn whore" - August 2010
  Chris Dodd turns whore - maybe he's friends with Rush now?

Sen. Chris Dodd says he still doesn’t know what he’ll do come January 2011, when
he will no longer be a member of Congress. But he has ruled out one option.
“No lobbying, no lobbying,” Dodd promised in a big, fat lie. That Dodd would forgo a trip
through Washington’s “revolving door,” using his policy and political expertise–and a thick
Rolodex–to launch a new career in the influence industry, may come as a surprise.

Chris Dodd, professional whore

           "I'll whore anything for more millions..."


Hollywood’s chief whore lashed out at tech companies for mounting the Internet blackout
to protest proposed anti-piracy legislation that has pitted Southern California movie and music
distributors against Silicon Valley Internet corporations.
MPAA Chief Whore Chris Dodd accused Google, Mozilla and Wikipedia of resorting to stunts. . . .
“It is an irresponsible response and a disservice to people who rely on them for information and
who use their services,” Dodd lied in a statement. “It is also an abuse of power given the freedoms
these companies enjoy in the marketplace today.”

Hey Chris, go fuck yourself.
You have all those millions that Countrywide helped you steal - and you need more?

Chris Dodd is "pulling a Lars," which means he wants music fans and movie fans
sent to f-ing prison if they try to "sneak into the theater."

Chris, please join the GOP and forget you were ever a Democrat.

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"If Rick Santorum was true to his values, why didn’t he ask Senator John Ensign to step down
  and why hasn’t he been more forthright on his reasons for doing what he did? If you are a
  family-values guy, a straight-shooter, there is no reason for you not to address poignantly,
  truthfully and honestly your position and what you did. End of discussion.”

     -- Doug Hampton, victin of the dreaded Washington DC cuckold,    Link

  Rick Santorum betrayed his professed family values when he tipped off his friend,
  former Sen. John Ensign, that a story about his extramarital affair was about to break,
  says Doug Hampton, husband of the woman Ensign was vigorously banging.

  Yeah, Okie senator Tom Coburn was the bagman for that tawdry affair.
  These "I love Jessus more than you" types are all about kinky sex and cash payoffs.

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Subject: Non-monkey Iran response

Just 3 quick points of disagreement when you say that there’s no way Obama will attack Iran:

1. Granted, Obama, Hillary & Panetta are not Bush, Cheney & Rummy, but one doesn’t need to have
    oil interests to start wars. There’s more than enough precedent to show that drawing attention away
    from an abysmal economy or even personal vanity have motivated US presidents to start wars.

2. You’ve pointed out once or twice that Obama has a habit of being conned or intimidated by those who
    want to destroy his presidency. Well suppose it’s Aug. or Sep., Netan-yahoo starts a war in Iran and
    Willard is screaming, “What is President Muslim gonna do about it?”…

3. Why would Israel grab someone else’s sacred sand? Isn’t that a bit like asking “why would a billionaire steal”?

Now I’m not saying it’s a guaranteed lock that Obama will attack Iran, in fact I think it’s more than 50-50
that he won’t, and I certainly won’t put any money down on it one way or the other. But it’s a possibility
that’s not as far out in the ozone as you seem to think it is.
 Dave in Deer Park, NY

1. It's my opinion that Obama will do ANYTHING to save his presidency short of
    sending ground troops into Asia and watching them come home in body bags.

2. It's my opinion that, if Israel attacks Iran, Obama will hold still.
    I don't think Israel will start something they can't finish.

3. Stealing more money is very different from stealing more sand.

Thanks for being civil.

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Turning America into Potterville
 by Robert Parry


For many years, it appeared that the Right wanted to take the United States back to the 1950s - when blacks
"knew their place," women were "in the kitchen" and gays stayed "in the closet" - but it turns out that the
intended back-in-time-travel was to the 1920s, to an era of a few haves and many have-nots, not only
before the Civil Rights Movement but before the Great American Middle-Class.
The Right's goal has been less to recreate the world of "Father Knows Best" than to establish a national
"Pottersville," like in the movie, "It's a Wonderful Life," where the existence of the average man and woman
was brutish and unfulfilling, while the 1 percent of that age lived in gilded comfort and held sweeping power.
That is the message ironically coming from the expensive ad wars of the Republican presidential battle,
where Romney has emerged as the personification of the 1 percent and has been attacked by rivals who
 - while supporting similar policies favoring the ultra-rich - have savaged his career as a venture capitalist,
or as Texas Gov. Rick Perry puts it, a "vulture capitalist."
Romney's response has been telling. The former Bain chief went beyond the Right's usual lament about
"class warfare," terming the criticism of high-flying financiers who use layoffs to fatten their bottom lines
"the bitter politics of envy."

Only a Democrat could lose this argument:
"Would YOU like to pay more taxes so super-rich bastards like Romney can pay less?"

I can't help but think if *I* ran the DNC that argument would've died decades ago.
Every time they bring it up, I'd shove it so far down their throats that they would choke on it.

But the Democrats refuse to list the facts and they play to be nice - not to win.

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Marty always has good stuff.

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Internet Blackout Today
The super-rich will shut the Internet down
because the greedy bastards want even more money


“The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.”

It’s been more than 18 years since John Gilmore offered up his famous explanation of why
the Internet is the most powerful tool for free speech ever invented. That’s long enough for
an entire generation of  Internet users to be born, raised and apply to college. But as some
members of that generation may discover on Wednesday, when they log on to their favorite
website and discover it dark and silent, Gilmore’s insight has rarely been more relevant than it is today.

Some very well known and highly popular websites, including Wikipedia and Reddit, effectively
turned themselves off today, acting in protest of proposed congressional legislation that they
believe poses a stark, existential threat to the core architecture of the free and open Internet.

In other words, the operators of these websites have decided that two bills currently under
consideration in the U.S. Congress — SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act, in the House;
and, in the Senate, PIPA, the Protect Intellectual Property Act — represent “damage.”
And so they’re routing around it, by any means necessary, including, ironically, purposely
damaging themselves, albeit temporarily.

I haven't had time to get into this, but here's what I've heard:

If some 15-year old girl likes a Katy Perry song, and she sings that Katy Perry song into
her web cam and uploads it to YouTube, the bastards who run Hollywood want her to be:
1) censored
2) fined for having the audacity to sing and upload a Katy Perry song
3) perhaps imprisoned if the greedy Hollywood bastards get their way.

How is Katy Perry losing money if some girl sings her song?

What we desperately need here is some f-ing sanity - but then, this is America.

I'll bet I could find a case where some guy got SIX years in prison for shooting a cop.

Yet the greedy bastards in Hollywood, the super-rich sons-of-bitches with lobbyists,
want to make downloading music a crime that puts you in prison for TEN YEARS,
which means it's worse to download Katy Perry than to shoot a cop in the face.

Seems to me a fair price for illegally down loading movies or music would be
that person has to pay FIVE TIMES the amount of what he "stole."

So, if I illegally download Mission Impossible and I get caught, I have to pay $40.
If you illegally download ten movies, you might have to pay $400 for your "crime."

That would mean "pirates" might find it a better deal to pay for the download.
But the super-rich are known for their greed, so they want kids IMPRISONED
for spitting on the sidewalk and our on-the-take congress just might agree with them.

The super-rich crooks want to disconnect ANY WEBSITE that even has a link
to a website that the super-rich think might be costing them a dime and that would
surely kill the internet which is OK with the super-rich.

We might eventually need the Internet to overthrow a tyrannical government

so keeping the Internet open and working is a great idea.

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Howard Stern
I think he's probably the best interviewer I've ever heard.

When he and Robin have you on the witness stand, you have no choice but to tell the truth.
If you try to lie, they'll call you on it faster than Rush on a Black woman with four kids.

Right now I'm recording his interview with the great Roger Waters.

I assume this will be considered amongst the best interviews Roger has ever done.
He's asking Roger EVERYTHING - nothing is off-limits.

"I was thrown out of college because I was a bit lippy."

"I was wrong to think it was wronmg for Pink Floyd
  to play the songs I wrote when I wasn't there."

"When I met David Gilmore, he was a van driver."

Howard has his faults, Koresh knows, but as an interviewer, he's the best.

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Can Sarah Palin Stop Romney?



The cynical interpretation of Sarah Palin’s very qualified endorsement of Newt Gingrich Tuesday night
is that she’s playing it safe: Sure, she has little regard for Mitt Romney, but she also recognizes that he’s
in the catbird seat, needing only a win in South Carolina to all but clinch the nomination.

Palin made her remarks during Hannity appearance. She argued that a protracted GOP contest would be
good for the party because “iron sharpens iron, steel sharpens steel” and that “these guys are getting better
in their debates, they are getting more concise, they’re getting more grounded in what their beliefs are and
articulating what their ideas are to getting Americans working again.”

“If I had to vote in South Carolina,” Palin said, “in order to keep this thing going I’d vote for Newt,
and I would want this to continue.”
Mee, too, Sarah.
I'd like a full-blown civil war that destroys the GOP.

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Elton John's panties in a wad
He's very, very, very angry at Madonna


Madonna says she "doesn't feel bad" about taking home the Golden Globe for Best Song,
despite feeling the public wrath of Elton John's camp over losing to her.

"I hope he speaks to me," Madonna said. "He's known to get mad at me,
but he'll win another award. I don't feel bad."

Elton John and his partner David Furnish were irate that Madonna's song "Masterpiece"
beat out John's  "Hello, Hello" from "Gnomeo and Juliet." Cameras cut away from Madonna
during her acceptance speech to show a stone-faced John.

Furnish took to Facebook to spew: "Madonna. Best song???? Fuck off!!!"

"Madonna winning shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit," Furnish wrote.
"Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism."

He also said Madonna's recent critisism of Lady Gaga "shows how desperate she really is."

Have you ever, in your whole life, heard of someone bitching about losing an award?
Have you ever heard of some loser attacking the winner - just for winning?

Faith Hill was accused of this years ago, but I saw it live and she was kidding.
Elton and his husband are NOT kidding about this.

And I like Lady GaGa OK, but she did steal "Born this Way" from Madonna.
The night GaGa premiered the song, I knew before the song was over that she
"borrowed" Express Yourself rom Madonna.

Before the Golden Globes, Modonna was asked if Elton was wearing a dress that night.
Not taking the bait, Madonna replied, "Let's hope the best man wins," which she did.

But why are these people with $500M in the bank acting so petty over nothing?

Elton John needs another award like I need a shot of Cuervo Gold.

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Total National Income 12,000
Total Consumer Spending 10,000
3800=32% of 12,000
Total Individual Income est. 10,000 in 2009
Total Income 10,000 (est)
Paid 865=11%
Deduction=10,000 less 7825=2175
We borrowed 1400
BURN TAX BOOK and we have plenty of cash to pay our bills and pay down debt (over few years)
The Rich and Corporations are giving us a great snow job

we rank 2nd as Least Taxed Corporations  35% top rate is ok but used to spin spin spin(paid 12.5% in 2008)
we rank 3rd As Least Taxed Nation---Take 27% of GDP in all (fed state local) taxes
we rank 4th on Inequality (bottom 5 in 1980)-----Mexico #1
Since 1980 Middle Class has been raped
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Subject: fuck the Jews?

Bart, I couldn't disagree more with that statement.

So, why not agree with me and get on the correct side of the argument?

For the record, I'm not saying "fuck the Jews."
People who are eager to see Iran nuke up are saying that, in my opinion.

I might however be inclined to agree with "Fuck the Israeli fascist bastards"
who have been screwing the occupied people for too long.

Vince, you didn't exactly say this, but what I heard was,
"The Jews have nothing to fear from an Iranian nuclear device."

Do you think exploding nukes are only dangerous to "Zionists?"

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Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City?

Bart  that's Babylon by the Bay, the greatest city in the world, San Francisco
 – home of the 2010 Champion Giants, and next Super Bowl Champion 49ers!

That’s Coit Tower on the left, the TransAmerica Pyramid in the center,
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Go Niners!
Keep on swinging that hammer,
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I would like to see a San Francisco-Baltimore Superbowl
just because I'm so tired of the Packers, the Patriots, the Giants,  etc.

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

What is last issue's History Mystery?

Bart, that's Bill Miller, Barry Goldwater's running mate in 1964.
Leo in Maryland

Top fascist fighter (and hottie) Stephanie Miller is either Bill's daughter or grand-daughter.

If Wikipedia was online today I'd clear that up  :)

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