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Wednesday,  April 18,  2012    Vol 2862 - Pig scratch fever






In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow How Hilary Rosen Saved Obama 
Arrow Fake pot worse than real thing
Arrow
Ted Nugent is Pigboy's Dog
Arrow Can Romney win with $800M?
Arrow I Saw What the GOP Did
Arrow Ran out of time today...
Arrow Glee's  Dianna Agron

    




















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"Strapping the dog to the roof was a kinder thing to bring him along
  than to leave him in the kennel for, in a kennel for two weeks,”
    
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How Hilary Rosen Saved Obama
Things could've been worse...

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Hilary Rosen’s snark at Ann Romney may have uposet the Obama campaign, but she may have
done it a major favor. The dust-up obscured a far more dangerous burst of friendly fire, one that
illustrates one of the few reliable rules of political warfare.

On Saturday, the New York Whore Times published an op-ed article arguing that Obama's assertion
about the cost of its health care programs was flat-out wrong. While arguing that Republican proposals
“would eviscerate Medicare rather than preserve it,” the author, Steve Rattner, also charged that the
administration was “double-counting’” about $1 trillion, asserting that the same trillion dollars would
pay for new programs and bend the Medicare cost curve.


That doesn't make any sense, but I'm running behind.


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Fake pot worse than real thing
Kids get high on what's available

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Antidrug activists are concerned by the rising use of legal drugs known as synthetic marijuana,
but they're actually dangerous chemical concoctions that are banned in many states.

The drugs, often sold under names like “K-2” and “Spice,” are known to cause paranoia and agitation,
as well as psychosis. Some teens have coined the term “couch lock” to describe one effect – an inability
to move despite being conscious.

“This is nasty, evil, and very scary stuff,” says Nancy Knott, a drug counselor. She relates a recent
episode in which one teen considered himself to be Christ Jesus and could not be dissuaded.


Hey, don't blame fake pot users for or epidemic of religious insanity.

I agree - fake, chemical pot is no good for you.
We could have the government guarantee your recreational drugs are safe,
but we'd rather have teens die in the ER from "Huffing" sox with glue on them.

America does not want to solve their drug problem.
America does not want to cut off drug dealers from their money Niagara.
America does not want to adress their problems with science and logic.
America does not want to balance the budget with a "sin tax."

We'd rather the drug murderers receive
those hundreds of millions of dollars.



Remember when the Republicans said they'd be against higher taxes
even if that meant a ten-fold decrease in government spending?

That's the same mentality fighting the "drug wars."

We let the morons make the decisions.

Morons from Oklahoma and Mississppi and Texas make decisions for us.
People from Los Angeles and New York and Chicago are told to shut up
because the Troglodytes from Bugtussel are making our decisons now.

America is fucked up.


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Ted Nugent is Pigboy's Dog
Secret Cervix looks at possible crimes

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"We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?"

Ted Nugent, whoring for the NRA, praised NRA handjobs but warned that if they did not
"get everybody in your lives to clean house in this vile, evil, America-hating administration,
I don't even know what you're made out of."

"If the coyote's in your living room, pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault.
It's your fault for not shooting him," says Ted "I'd rape a nun" Nugent


So, Ted, Obama is still president because a Republican failed to shoot him?

Sounds like a crime to me.

 

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"Remember her 2008 presidential campaign? Clinton was denounced from within the
  Democratic Party as a liar and a sociopath, while her husband was branded a crypto-racist.
  She was even accused of wishing that an assassin might take out Obama and hand her the nomination.”
    
--  Michael Crowley,     Link


 
Yeah, I remember the summer of 2008.

  Democrats went insane - Hillary had hundreds of Lefty Rush Limbaughs attacking her.

  Randi Rhodes said "Hillary would have me killed if I told what I knew about her." - audio

  Can you possibly get any more McCarthy-ish than that?

  The summer of 2008 was the ugliest thing I've ever seen in politics, and I'm old
 
 


 
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I Know Who You Are
And I Saw What You Did
GOP says fuck you to women and equality

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Republicans killed the Buffett Rule last night. There was no surprise in this. Without substantial GOP defections,
there was no way Democrats would have the 60 votes needed to force an up/down vote. They ended up with 51,
with Susan Collins) joining the good guys, while Mark Pryor (D_Traitor) joining the evil GOP blockade.
 
This is fine by Democrats, who have embraced legislative futility as a political strategy of last resort. The idea,
which Obama and his party’s congressional leaders came around to after last summer’s debt ceiling spectacle,
is to force Senate votes that illustrate how out of the mainstream the Obama-era Republican Party has become
 – and how its obstinacy is preventing progress on the issues that voters most want to see addressed.
 
There’s no reasonable solution to the country’s fiscal problems that doesn’t involve collecting more revenue
from the wealthy. And yet, the GOP refuses to even consider this. There’s really nothing left for Democrats
to do but shine a light on the GOP’s intransigence and hope it creates enough public pressure.


"Shine a light on the GOP’s intransigence?"

That sounds a lot like "List the damn facts," but our guys refuse to do that.

Jon Stewart can do it.
Bill Maher can do it.
Letterman can do it,
Doonesbury can do it,
Low-IQ Okies can do it, but our elected Democrats are f-ing clueless!

When you're right, all you have to do is list the facts.

Our guys refuse to do it.


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"If Obama wins in November,
I'll either be dead or in jail."

Hey Ted, we're OK either way.



Can Romney win with $800M?
Remember, he bought the GOP spot,

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Mitt Romney's campaign estimates it will need $800 million to beat Obama this fall,
according to a fundraising memo circulated among top supporters.

The memo says the campaign hopes to raise $500 million in Fat Cat donations and
another $300 million from the stupid, little people who don't know they're being scammed.

In addition to that $800 million, the memo estimates Romney super PACs will raise another
$200 million to defeat "that uppitty nigger in our White House."  (You know it's true)


It's a good thing Romney's Wall Street buddies have millions to burn.

Romney can't win (unless something really crazy happens) so it doesn't matter
how many billions they throw into this doomed "war on women" race.



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Subject: Diff between Obama and the GOP 



Romney would have the janitor fired.
Gingrich would tell him to clean the toilet.

 
Larry B
 
 


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Ted Nugget is a draft-dodger
He did #1 and #2 in his pants for weeks

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Here's what Nugent said he would have done if he went to Vietnam:  "… if I would have gone over there,
I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, or I'd kill all the hippies in the foxholes … I would have killed everybody,"
he told the Detroit Free Press in an interview published July 15, 1990."

The Herald also noted that Nugent’s efforts to avoid the draft make President Bush look like a war hero.

Nugent claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene.
The last 10 days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical, he stopped
using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside his pants caked with excrement and urine.

That spectacle won Nugent a deferment.


Well, no wonder the Right loves this guy.
Living in your own feces and urine is the opposite of "Going Green," right?

It's funny about Vietnam:
Nugget, Der Monkey Fuhrer, the vulgar Pigboy, Buchanan, Cheney, etc all loved that war,
but they were too cowardly to go, themselves.

Liberals, on the other hand, tried to stop the war for everybody.


When they say, "Both sides do it,"
tell them "Fuck you, we're not the same."


 
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Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is... Karst Islands of Phang Nga Bay in Thailand.

It looks a lot like the Karste Mountains of China, but the scene is more reminiscent of Thailand.

Cheers,
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Dan, you did good - that wasn't easy.

 
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Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery ?

Bart, the gent is early TV star  Ernie Kovacs.
 
Stan in Durant, OK


Bart,
That's the great Ernie Kovacs, one of the greatest comedians of our time.
I loved watching his TV shows as a kid and was devastated when he was killed.
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