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Thurs-Friday,  April 26-27,  2012    Vol 2866 - Knockbacks

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama lies about Iran?
Arrow Wichita TSA vs 4-year old girl
Newt's campaign - worst ever?
Arrow Obama in deep trouble, can't win 
Arrow Big Dog can still move votes
Arrow Abortion on November ballot
Arrow Princess Jennifer Morrison


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I hope you're checking Eric's contest.
He's been advertising with us for many years.

"Pee pee on the street. PoPo come and get me
  if you can find me.  I blame traffic."
--  pop singer (?) Ke$ha, after tweeting a picture of herself peeing in the street      Link

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They say Rubio ia more anti-immigrant than Dog-on-Roof.
One in ten votes is Hispanic, guys.

Obama lies about Iran
  by Robert Parry    This will make Tim's head explode


Obama has joined much of Official Washington in mistranslating a comment by Ahmadinejad
into the provocative phrase, “wiping Israel off the map.”

In June 2007, Middle East expert and University of Michigan professor Juan Cole said bad translations
can sometimes start wars.  Cole was referring to the misleading, yet widely circulated mistranslated remark
by Ahmadinejad in 2005 — in which he is purported to have said that Israel should be “wiped off the map.”
This old canard — long dismissed by Persian language experts as a gross distortion of Ahmadinejad’s actual
words — is regularly trotted out by Israeli leaders and their supporters as proof that Iran’s regime intends
genocide against Israel, thereby justifying a military attack on Iran.
However, a literal translation of Ahmadinejad’s 2005 statement would be something like
“this regime occupying Jerusalem must vanish from the page of time...”

I don't get it.

When translating a language, you call Obama a liar for seeing a connection between,
"vanish from the page of time..." and  "wiped off the map?"

Parry has been beating the "Obama wants war" drums as loudly as anyone.

Is there justification for Parry beating those drums?

*I* think Obama is going to take every available step to prevent another war.

Why is Parry so insistent that Obama is going to war with Iran?

I would like to hear your opinion

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Wichita TSA vs 4-year old girl


Mom's Version:
The children went through security screening with no problem, but their grandmother set off the alarm.
Officers asked the grandmother to sit to the side and wait for a pat-down.
That's when Isabella saw her grandmother and "excitedly ran over to give her a hug, as children often do,"
Brademeyer said. Their contact lasted a few seconds, she said.   But the officers "responded to this very
simple action in the worst way imaginable," she said.
A female officer started "yelling at my child and demanded she too must sit down and await a full body
pat-down." Her daughter responded by putting her hands over her face and crying.
"I was prevented from coming any closer, explaining the situation to her, or consoling her in any way.
It was implied, several times, that my mother, in their brief embrace, had passed a handgun to my daughter."

Does this story make sense?
How can you accuse someone of passing a handgun without a handgun in evidence?

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Subject: let's fight until the end of time about Israel

Bart, what this basically boils down to is this:

Tim is not gonna be satisfied until you tell him he is right and you are wrong.
Since I doubt that's going to happen, you might as well save yourself the aggravation and just ignore him.

There is no evidence that anything will satisfy Tim.
Israel is Tim's B-22.

Did you ever see a drunk in a bar who went to the jukebox every day for 30 years and pressed "B-22?"
Doesn't matter what song comes, up, he presses B-22 every time.

I'll bet you could talk to Tim about 99 subjects and get smart, thoughful opinions
on each one but when that 100th subject comes up, it's Katy bar the door.

I feel bad for my brothers and sisters who are in that quagmire.

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Subject: bringing the guilty to justice

Bart, former Rep. Elizabeth Holtzman (D-NY) told MSNBC’s Martin Bashir on Thursday that
Bush and Cheney could still be held accountable for violating federal criminal statues.

“As a former prosecutor and a former member of the House Judiciary Committee during Watergate,
I spent a lot of time taking a look at the statutes,” she explained. “It’s one thing to abuse power,
and it’s one thing not to do the right thing, but it’s another thing to commit a crime.”

Holtzman said Bush and Cheney appear to have “knowingly” violated at least three statues.
She said Bush and Cheney likely committed conspiracy to defraud the United States, for the
“deceptions” involved in going to war with Iraq. Secondly, she claimed they violated federal
statues regarding the wiretapping of Americans without a court order. Thirdly, Holtzman said
Bush and Cheney violated federal laws prohibiting torture.

“What we can’t afford to do is allow a president to say he is above the law,” she remarked.

After taking office in 2009, Obama vowed not to prosecute former Bush Administration officials,
saying it was a “time for reflection, not retribution.”
Thanks for what you do Bartcop!
 Christian D

That's the difference betwen them and us.

Republicans are willing to commit crimes and hold Democrats responsible for everything
while Democrats are quiet, obedient sheep who hold nobody responsible for anything.

Clinton could've gone after Bush the Smarter for his Iran-Contra crimes, but chose not to.
They rewarded him with impeachment, but Obama failed to learn that lesson.

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Newt's campaign - the worst ever?
He claimed victory several times...


Newt’s presidential campaign has got to be one of the worst ever run in American history. So let’s take a look.

Last May, when Newt was casually campaigning, he found himself exhausted. So, he did what any
pooped-out candidate would do: He split on a luxury cruise to the Greek Islands with Wife No. 3.

When he got back in June, a group of his top aides, including his campaign manager, said “Enough,” and bailed.
The cruise came just weeks after it emerged that Newt and Callista owed a half-million dollars to Tiffany‘s.

Just before the South Carolina debate, Newt's second wife said he offered her a choice of an open marriage
or a divorce after he revealed to her he was having an affair with Callista.

But wait, there’s still more:

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Marty has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Subject: The Evil Of Ignorance


A famous philosopher, Voltaire, said, "The evil of ignorance is that it is nevertheless satisfied with itself."
That quote seems to come into my mind quite often these days, as ignorance is on proud display.

Keep hammerin'! 
These ignorant, self-satisfied rubes will defeat themselves, given enough exposure.

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Obama in deep trouble, can't win
Says Brett Decker, tool of the Moonie Times


Exhibit A is the poll that measures what percentage of voters believe America is on the right track
versus those who fear we are heading in the wrong direction. That poll said 65 percent say the nation
is going the wrong way. A mere 27 percent think the country under Mr. Obama is going the right way.
Those are devastating numbers for an incumbent.

So, you're willing to bet real money right now that Dog-on-Roof will beat Obama?
I'm pretty sure you're not a gambling guy, right?

Obama is still playing the lame game of trying to tag these days of malaise on Der Monkey Fuhrer,
but that redirect doesn’t work after four years in the Oval Office.

Sure it does, because facts count.
Housing caused the crash and it still hasn't recovered.

Who caused the housing crash?
Der Monkey Fuhrer and his tax cuts for the super-rich.
Everybody knows that and you're stuck with the facts working against you.

If you're not willing to put your money where your mouth is,
you're just a right-wing tool who's paid to spew that opinion.

In Vegas, where cash is king, you only get back
$150 if you bet $100 on Obama.
That's because he's the heavy favorite.

If you bet
$100 on Dog-on-Roof, you get back $400 because he's the extreme long-shot.

Facts are facts.
Suck on it, Brett.

"Hi, I'm Brett Decker, Moonie tool..."

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Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Romney

There's a REASON Republicans use an elephant for their symbol.
Elephants grab the tail of the one ahead of them and follow blindly behind an asshole.

That's also why so many Republicans are assholes.
They think that's what it takes to be a leader.

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Read all about it!

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Abortion restrictions gain steam in the states
Is abortion on the ballot in November?

New restrictions on abortion are sweeping through legislatures from Virginia to Arizona,
and voters in some states could see proposed constitutional amendments on November ballots
that would define life as beginning at conception.

The abortion rights group NARAL Pro-Choice America is tracking 235 bills in legislatures that
it says would restrict abortion. The group says a dozen have passed so far this year.

Some proposals would put new restrictions on when women can have abortions.
Some would prevent insurance coverage of abortions.

The Democrats need to be sure every woman knows what's at stake, here.

Maybe they should say, "If the women of America would like to retain control of their
own bodies,
they need to vote for Obama because if Romney wins, the GOP's War on
Women will explode and
the whore Court will back then every step of the way."

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Big Dog can still move votes

Bill Clinton is the best surrogate in the country.

On Tuesday in Pennsylvania, Clinton’s endorsement helped guide Rep. Mark Critz and Kathleen Kane
both to come-from-behind victories in their respective primaries.

Earlier this month, his endorsement carried John Delaney to an unlikely victory over a dude who had the
backing of Gov. Martin O’Malley and House Minority Whip Henny Stoyer (D-Md.). And it wasn’t close.

Think back two years, and Clinton had a major impact in two big-time Democratic Senate primaries,
helping Blanche Lincoln win renomination and nearly helping Andrew Romanoff upset Sen. Michael Bennet
— against the wishes of the White House, we might add.

In almost every case, Clinton’s candidate exceeded expectations significantly,
which heavily suggests that the president can still move votes.

The most recent Pew poll we could find showed Clinton's approval at 67 percent,
including 27 percent who viewed him very favorably.

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Subject: Last issue's Mystery Celebrity

Bart, I disagree with mechadavef's answer, Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think it's a well made-up Geena Davis.
 Leo in Maryland

But Leo, Geena was still a toddler in 1955.

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You any good at song lyrics?


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Subject: May 2002 Trip Report

Your May 2002 Julie Hiatt Steele Trip Report was a humbling reminder of just how
good you are at what you do. You are so incredibly effective at conveying genuine
personal humility while assuring those vital to our cause, such as Julie, that you,
your forum, and your following are a stable port and captive audience for their message.
Your trip reports are always entertaining, Bart, but this one was extraordinary in the sense
that it clearly meant a great deal to you personally, and you conveyed that fact in such a
warm, respectful, and eloquent manner.
Seeing you now, ten years down the road, still unswervingly on message, swinging the
BARTCOP hammer with the same intensity and ferocious passion was a heartwarming
reminder to me why has been my homepage for more than 10 years now.
Thanks, buddy.
You don't know me, Bart, but you are a dear friend of mine, brother...and vice-versa.
Respectfully, as always...
  Gino in MN

Gino, that was nice - thanks.

Let's do a shot of Chinaco for everyone who's still here after 10 years, or more.


BTW, does anyone still have their Bartcop Chinaco shotglassses?
We gave away 50 of them at that last Party of the Century at The Palms.

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Subject: Life begins before conception in Arizona because ...

Someone once told Jan Brewer he knew her when she was just a gleam in her daddy's eye.

Being a criminally stupid woman, she took that literally and here we are.
I think we should give Arizona back to Mexico if they don't shape up over there.
 Joanne from Wisconsin

Can we keep the Javalina Restaurant in Sedona?

They have the best Mexican food ever!
Texas would kill to have food that good.

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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that car started life as a 1969 Plymouth Roadrunner, but has had some tweaks.
It also came as a 4 door like you can see HERE
Motor Trend named it "Car of the year" in 1969.
  Michael R. C.

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Thanks, they send me pennies...

Today's Mystery Celebrity  is quite hot. 


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

your hot Mystery Celebrity is Olivia Wilde, AKA "13" on House.

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Wildlife Close-up  


  So cute, you'll want to take them home...

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Longtime Bartcop supporter Bungalow Bob will treat you right.

Subject: yesterday's wildlife picture

Bart, yesterday's Wildlife Photo is obviously the audience to a GOP debate.

OK, it's Howler Monkeys.
 Hawker Hurricane

Dude, same thing...

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is..the south end of the Wycliff Avenue Lake in Dallas.

I kinda cheated by reading the Lat&Long numbers at the bottom of the picture!

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This summer the whore Court will say Arizona's Nazi-inspired
"I demand to see your papers" law is perfectly legal so
Dog-on-Roof's 14% will drop down to about 4%

Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery ?

That's Amber Hagerman, the girl whose abduction in
Arlington TX in 1996 led to the creation of the Amber Alert.
  Mark with no last name


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I'm going to attempt to stop saying
"Things would be different if we had
a Democrat in the White House,"
until Obama wins in November.

Subject: donation

Thanks to Daniel on Turkey Hill Rd.

You know, if a few rich Democrats could throw $2500-$5000 my way
it would sure take the pressure off for the upcoming political season.

Think of the tax deduction!

I hate to spend time every day trying to raise money.

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  Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties.

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