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"If the election were held today, Obama would win the veteran vote by as much
as seven points over Romney, higher than his margin in the general population."
-- Margot Roosevelt, w/ Reuters Link
So, Obama is ahead with the military, women, Blacks,
Democrats, Hispanics, old people, Catholics and the poor.
Where is this "tied race" they keep telling us about?
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"If the election were held today, Obama would win the veteran vote by as much
as seven points over Romney, higher than his margin in the general population."
-- Margot Roosevelt, w/ Reuters Link
So, Obama is ahead with the military, women, Blacks,
Democrats, Hispanics, old people, Catholics and the poor.
Where is this "tied race" they keep telling us about?
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Obama 'Shaking his Fist at God'
says un-Christian gay-basher, Franklin Graham
"I hate queers..."
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In another provocative comment aimed at Barack Obama, media gadfly Franklin Graham has
accused the president of having "shaken his fist" at God by changing his position on same-sex marriage.
"It grieves me that our president would now affirm same-sex marriage,
though I believe it grieves God even more," Graham said.
Hey, Moron, you have no idea what God is thinking. because there is no God.
What are you, crazy or something?
You gather a crowd around you and then tell us what God's thinking?
Truth is, *I* talked to God a few minutes ago and he told me you were full of shit.
God told me he wouldn't even consider having a conversation with some asshole who hates His children.
"This is a sad day for America. May God help us."
Yes, it's so sad when people stand up for equal rights.
Who raised you - David Duke? Adolph Eichmann? Laura Schlessinger?
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In another provocative comment aimed at Barack Obama, media gadfly Franklin Graham has
accused the president of having "shaken his fist" at God by changing his position on same-sex marriage.
"It grieves me that our president would now affirm same-sex marriage,
though I believe it grieves God even more," Graham said.
Hey, Moron, you have no idea what God is thinking. because there is no God.
What are you, crazy or something?
You gather a crowd around you and then tell us what God's thinking?
Truth is, *I* talked to God a few minutes ago and he told me you were full of shit.
God told me he wouldn't even consider having a conversation with some asshole who hates His children.
"This is a sad day for America. May God help us."
Yes, it's so sad when people stand up for equal rights.
Who raised you - David Duke? Adolph Eichmann? Laura Schlessinger?
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Subject: Brush with Greatness
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Rush would come out in a heartbeat
if it meant a reduction in his taxes.
Willard, the Cranbrook Monster
"Shave the Queer" was his favorite game
Link
A high school classmate of Willard Mitt Romney told ABC News that he considers a particular
prank pulled at Michigan's Cranbrook school to be "assault and battery" and that he witnessed
Romney hold the scissors to cut the hair of a student who was being physically pinned to the
ground by several others.
"It's a haunting memory. I think it was for everybody that spoke up about it… because when
you see somebody who is simply different taken down that way and is terrified and you see that
look in their eye you never forget it. And that was what we all walked away with," said Phillip
Maxwell, who is now an attorney and still considers Romney an old friend.
"I saw it with my own eyes," said Maxwell. Maxwell said Romney held the scissors helping to
cut the hair of a student, John Lauber, who was presumed to be gay and who had long hair.
"It was a hack job… clumps of hair taken off."
Maxwell said he held the boy's arm and leg, describing he and his friends as a "pack of dogs."
Asked if Lauber was targeted because he was gay, as reported by the Post, Maxwell said,
"We didn't know that word in those days… but there were other words that were used."
Was Romney and his gang chanting "shave the faggot" when he committed this crime?
Romney was a bullying prick who liked to torment and assualt his gay classmates.
I'm not surprised. He's a Republican.
In today's hateful GOP, that'll help his flailing candidacy.
Look for Dog-on-Roof to pick up a few points for this.
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That Pink Panty Arizona Sheriff
Will his lawsuit make him more popular?
Link
The careers of most politicians would crumble under the heavy scrutiny that the Pink Panty Sheriff now faces.
But despite a mountain of legal troubles, Joe Arpaio remains popular with voters and has more than $3.4 million
in the bank for his November re-election campaign.
The Justice Department sued the racist sheriff on Thursday on allegations that his officers are racists — a move
that has his critics saying that voters will finally be turned off and his supporters saying the development will only
make him more beloved among voters who hate Brown people as much as the Pink Panty Sheriff.
"He's the new Wyatt Earp," said Tom Morrissey, a Republican with s ense of humor. "The guy's legendary.
What he stands for resonates across the country," said Morrissey, also a retired chief U.S. Marshal.
Morrissey said. "The truth has a certain ring and Joe Arpaio speaks in that realm."o
But it's only "true" if you think Brown people are ruining our "perfect White America."
Yeah, in Arizona, that's a little more than half the people.
The good news is those people are dying and they're being replaced by a new generation of kids
who aren't sent into a mad, violent panic over someone's skin color or sexual orientation.
That America can't get here fast enough for me.
BTW, Hispanics love the Pink Panty Sheriff.
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Subject: America is about People - not Investors
When the Supreme Court decided the corporations are people then people became non-people.
America was supposed to be a democracy created to serve real people and no other reason.
We were trying not be a kingdom where we were ruled by a king. Nor were we trying to be a
feudalistic society where the peasant class (99%) was forever enslaved through bondage (debt)
to the "Lord of the Manor" (1%). We are a country where all men (people) were created equal.
This week J. P. Morgan had 2 billion in trading losses. Chief Executive (Lord of the Manor)
Jamie Dimon has been lobbying for less government regulation of Wall Street so that they can
make more money through higher risk investments. However in 2008 when everything collapsed
the banks came begging to the government for a bailout of trillions of dollars that we The People
are supposed to be responsible for. They aren't taking the risk - the risk is transferred to us.
That isn't fair. Why should We the People just hand the Lord of the Manor trillions of dollars
that we have to pay back to them? I don't think so. Why should we deregulate them and have
The People pick up their losses?
The top 1% are sucking the life out of America. That's why we need to tax the rich to get our
money back that they stole from us in 2008. These investors are not "job creators" they are
turning into slave owners and our debt becomes the mechanism for instituting slavery.
If the phrase "We the People" means anything to Americans then we need to rise up against
our oppressors and tell them - we are the people - corporations are not people - and we are
going to take America back from the rich and make them pay off the national debt that they
created and tried to put on us.
Marc Perkel
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Bank of America Stole Hundreds of Billions
So giving back $25M makes them a tidy profit
Link
Eligible borrowers could get as much as $150,000 knocked off the balance of their mortgages.
It is all part of the $11-$25 billion settlement reached this year between federal and state agencies
and the nation’s five largest mortgage servicers over fraudulent “robo-signing” foreclosures
Bank of Americain a deal with state attorneys general and the U.S. Department of Justice,
committed $11 billion to mortgage principal reduction, but executives say they will go beyond
that if enough borrowers respond to their offer.
They got caught stealing hundreds of billions of dollars and nobody went to prison.
They even made a nice profit which reminds me of Bart's Law #2
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power)
in their pocket, expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.
Bank of America and the other jackals will continue to rape homeowners because
there's no down side - there's no reason to stop the raping and the stealing.
IF they get caught, they have to give SOME of it back - so it continues.
If Obama treated these super-criminals the way he treats pot smokers and poker players
there would be a significant drop in white collar crime - but noooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Newsweek is so super-retarded and
Andrew Sullivan has lost some respect.
If Obama favored giving women the right to vote,
would that make him our first female president?
Of course not.
Newsweek is a stupid, whore magazine.
(Not that TIME is any better.
I'm so old, I remember when
those magazines were respected. )
Sarah Palin Nude
Link
Drunk Man Pulls a Romney
Tied his kids to the hood of the car and took off...
Link
There are drunk dads who designate their not-yet-10-year-olds as designated drivers ... and then
there are men who just strap their kids to the hood and hit the open road. That's exactly what
happened last night in Fort Wayne, Indiana, say police, who were alerted by a witness who saw
a man and woman tie the kids down and drive off, reports the Journal Gazette. Where did they
depart from? Why a liquor store, of course! How far did they make it? About three blocks, before
a US Marshal spotted the car adorned with the kids, ages 4, 5, 6, and 7. The unnamed man was
arrested on suspicion of DUI, and the woman was taken in for questioning.
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Subject: 'Ol Bart'
Well, Bart, kidding aside, you're not only smart, you're brilliant; I rely on you for my news
knowing good and well, it will be accurate and unbiased; unlike FOX et al..
If you'd run for president, most of us would work our behinds off to get you elected.
You could be another Harry Truman and do we need one like him~~someone with guts!!
Marian in Missouri
Marian, thanks for that.
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Bristol Steps in it Again
The apple falls just under the Publicity Whore
Link
Bristol Palin (R-Unwed Mother) is sparking a social media backlash for disagreeing with
Obama's humane treatment of gays. The Republican "TV personality" said in her blog:
"We know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home."
So why don't YOUR kids have a father, Bristol?
YOU grew up with a mother and a father and look
how horribly unfit YOU are to live in today's world.
She also commented that Obama's decision was influenced by his daughters, Sasha and Malia.
"I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren't younger, or perhaps today's press conference
might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success
in stopping Swiper the Fox," Palin wrote.
I have no idea what that means but it sure sounded stupid.
Briistol wants to spread that poison that ruined her life to as many other kids as possible.
The instant backlash was considerable:
Samantha Ronson: "really, bristol palin? how's your kid doing?"
Jersey Shore star JWoww: "Bristol should keep her uneducated ignorant mouth shut.
It's 2012! Stop hating people."
Sherri Shepherd: "Sara Palin educated you ... and she's not exercising good judgment."
Even some not-so-famous commentators got their say,
nolageek "The irony of Bristol Palin talking about raising a child in a traditional marriage."
Chico Delainky "Bristol Palin is just envious that some babies have two dads & her's doesn't even have one"
Alec Mapa "Bristol Palin's just jealous because I'm actually married to the father of my baby"
The Palins remind me of those Okie rednecks who specifically go to a nightclub so they
can bump into someone and say, "Watch out, Asshole" and then see if he throws a punch.
The Palins would walk across the tundra, mile after mile, just to pick a fight.
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Today's Mystery Car
Link
Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 2012 Mercedes Maclaren SLR
Paul in Utah
Yes, that's Kanye's $150K car which he let Kim Kardashian drive.
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Longtime Bartcop Reader getting 20 years?
Link
Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.
He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.
So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law?
Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama.
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The GOP's War on Women
What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq?
They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women.
Conclusion: They love oil and rape.
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, the mystery car is a 2012 Mercedes Maclaren SLR
Paul in Utah
Yes, that's Kanye's $150K car which he let Kim Kardashian drive.
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Longtime Bartcop Reader getting 20 years?
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Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.
He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.
So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law?
Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama.
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Today's Mystery Celebrity photo is kinda hot
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrities? That's Angie Dickenson,
one of the last honorary rat-pack people. She was one of my faves.
Michael in Denver
Bart, that's Angie Dickenson from Police Woman
and tons of other things from the last century :-)
Janet
Bart,
That's the actress Angie Dickinson, who was a member
of the 'Rat Pack' back in the sixties.
Paula
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City? that's St. Vinzenz Church, Heiligenblut Village, Austria.
Mark with no last name
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery? During the black hills gold rush, Chinese men looking
for a better life tried to get into the gold mines in deadwood. They found they could make
easier money feeding the miners and running laundry service. Soon a china town grew in the
heart of town with nearly every amenity of a China town. They even had their own volunteer
fire department as shown in your picture. There are many headstones still in the Deadwood
cemetery with Chinese inscriptions noting their passing. It was the China town that helped
Deadwood grow into a community with nearly every service imaginable. Peace
Roger From the land of Stone Faces and Deadwood the gambling town
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is of course the champion Chinese Hose Team of America,
who won the great Hub-and-Hub race at Deadwood, Dakota Territory on July 4th, 1888.
John from Charlotte
John wins the Corvette!
Here's the photo's caption:
So, they were hosers, eh?
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