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Weekend-Monday,  June 9-11,  2012    Vol 2889 - Hot love, cold world

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Bain Vultures vs KB Toys
Arrow DAX: White House not Leaking
EX-PM Brown blasts Murdoch
Arrow Obama List of Accomplishments
Arrow The Beatles - 50 Years Later
Arrow Bristol Palin: "I'm back, bitches"
Arrow Hollywood Queen Jennifer Aniston


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What Bain Vultures did to KB Toys
They raped it, then cashed out killing 365 stores


Bain Capital 'purchased' KB Toys for the respectable price of $ 305 million dollars on December 8, 2000.
Bain Capital only offered $ 18 million in cash, the rest was leaveraged debt put on the company.
Sixteen months after the buyout, Bain Capital paid itself $85 million in dividends in early 2002.
January 14, 2004, K·B Toys filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection and closed 365 stores.

So, they got in for $18M, gave themselves an $85 bonus, then filed bankruptcy and said,
"The free market system a wonderful way to create jobs?" and the Republicans cheered.

They made $67M and didn't do any work.

Romney can do that to America, too - if we let him.

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They were right.

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DAX: White House not Leaking
McCain has "secret proof' they are


David Axelrod insisted he is confident that newly launched investigations will show that
recent leaks on classified national security information did not come from the White House.

"The leak-ee all of this work said that the White House was not the source of this information,"
Axelrod said on "This Whore."  "There were leaks, but they weren't from the White House."

Axelrod said Obama's White House would not leak information that may jeopardize classified operations.

Both Republicans and Democrats have accused the White House

Well of course they did. Why stand with your president during his reelection?

...of releasing details of various secret operations, including the effort to sabotage Iran's
nuclear program, to bolster Obama's national security credentials before the election.

As if he needs his
national security credentials bolstered.
He shot bin Laden in the f-ing head - voters eat that shit up.

Obama disputed that horseshit saying, "The notion that my White House would
purposefully release classified national security information is offensive. It's wrong."

Attorney General Eric Holder, taking time away from his all-important poker-killing jihad
said Friday that two federal prosecutors would lead investigations into the leaks to news outlets,
including The New York Whore Times.

How do they know this White House leaked the info?
The guys who set up this stixnet thing in Iran's computers, do you seriously thinkj
they're out of the loop and no longer talk to the guys who are running the spy program now?

And which party has a recent history with feeding leaks to the New York Whore Times?

Something ewlse that pissed me off - I'm watching CNN this weekend and they're talking about
this and some red-assed Monkey starts shouting, "In the Valerie Plame leaks, people went to jail;
and that needs to  happen in this case, too."

Wrong, asshole!

"People" were sentenced, but then a crooked president set aside Scooter Libby's conviction because
Libby said he'd talk if he was ever threatened with jail.  So the most crooked president ever, just like
his crooked daddy, pardoned whoever needed to be pardoned to shield himself from the law.

I hate it when CNN's emtire panel let's a BUGE lie like that stand.
Republicans lie constantly and Democrats correct them maybe 1/4 of the time.t

Besides, Susan McDougal was innocent and she did YEARS of hard time - because she's a Democrat.
Republicans are usually guilty but they get the pardons and the willing press says, "Time to moves on."
I guarantee that less than 20% of twenty years olds know what Iran-Contra was,
but  I'd bet 98 percent can tell you who Monica was.  We just refuse to fight bacj


I have an idea for Obama:
At his next press conference, he should call on the leaker" "Come clean before we catch you.
If you have some mitigating circumstance that caused you to leak this, come foreward now
we'll look at your motives in the best possible light.


if you force us to spend a f-ing year of my administration dragging people into court and
THEN we catch you?
   You fill likely do the full twenty years or die in prison or whatever."

Of course, Obama would never say such a thing ...because it's not polite.

Better to put Obama's entire staff thru a multi-year, under-oath, wide-range fishing expedition
to see what dirty little secrets we can finds out about their private sex lives.

Hey, it worked before.

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Subject: Wisconsin - what happened?

St. Bart,
Your question of why 38% of union households voted in favor of Scott Walker,
there is a simple answer....hate media. The relentless, carpet-bombing of hate from
FOX News, hate radio, Murdoch newspapers has finally created what the Nazi
propagandists and leaders could only dream of...30% of a population that believes
absolutely everything their hate media Rasputin's tell them. 
We've all lost friends and family to the 30%. And I don't see us getting them back.
If any human being is stupid enough to believe everything that Rush, Hannity, Cavuto,
Ingraham, Free Republic, the NY Post and "Fox and Friends" has been telling them
for years, then that person is lost from us.
And until Dems and libs fight with the same passion--in the media and public office
--that the insane, illiterate racists do, then we will have 30% of rank-and-file union members
voting for the top 1%, even if it means taking food and medicine away from their own children.
Fr. Mushroom

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EX-PM Brown blasts Murdoch
Public Inquiry: How crooked is he?


Former British prime minister Gordon Brown repeatedly criticised Rupert Murdoch's newspapers
in his evidence to a press ethics inquiry Monday, denying his policies were ever influenced by the tycoon.

Brown, Labour premier from 2007 to 2010, blasted Murdoch's Sun daily tabloid for its "sensationalised"
coverage of the war in Afghanistan and for its decision to reveal in 2006 that Brown's son had cystic fibrosis.

Brown said he "absolutely" denied that his wife gave consent for the story to be published, contradicting
claims by Rebekah Brooks, Murdoch's right-hand lying whore at the time, when she gave evidence last month.

Really? That's Murdoch's defense?

That the PM secretly leaked to the tabloids that his son has CF?

It'll take a lot of kitty litter to kill the stink that lie makes.

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Obama List of Accomplishments

This is a very long and impressive list, but this isn't working.

When someone asks, "What's Obama done?" if all you can do is suggest
that they go to  we are in big trouble.

If the Democrats have even half a brain cell amongst us, (Should I bother to finish the thought?)
we'd hire our own Frank Luntz and have him find out which three Obama accomplishments
poll the best in the groups Obama needs to sway and then get every Democrat to mention
those three poll-tested results each time they're near a mic or a camera.

But our Democrats can't do that - and do you know why?

Both Republicans and Democrats have accused the White House

Well of course they did.   Why stand
your president during his reelection?

...of releasing details of various secret operations,

Because they're too busy stabbing Obama in the back.

Who will be the first Democrat to mention impeaching Obama?
Who will be Obama's Judas Maximus?

"Hi, I'm Judas Maximus."


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Garbage NY show on youtube

I haven't seen the whole show yet, but it seems to be complete and good quality.

The bad news?  Shirley's full into her "Rock isn't about being pretty" mode.


I'm so old, I remember when a girl wanted to look good onstage.

Somebody straighten me out - why go out of your way to look bad?
At 45, she's still an attractive woman, but not when she's dressed as The Thing from Mars.

About 13 minutes in, she moans and grinds her way thru "Queer," which is a
really sexy song, unless you open your eyes and see The Thing singing it.

If you ask 100 men if they find her attractive in this get-up, how many would say yes?
Or do you think the band's hot water didn't work back at their hotel?

Remember how good she looked when she hated herself?
Remember how good she looked when she was only happy when it rained?

Stupid psychiatrists... always butting in to "fix" things...

Sarah Palin Nude


The Beatles - 50 Years Later


On Jan. 1, 1962, The Beatles flunked an audition at Decca Records in London.
Label executive Dick Rowe's brush-off: "Guitar groups are on the way out."

It was an inauspicious start for the group that would soon dominate global society
and a downbeat Day 1 in the year that saw the scrappy Liverpool lads evolve into
the Fab Four who forever altered the course of pop music.

No other entertainers in history have been as popular, as influential, as important or
as groundbreaking. The best-selling act ever sold 600 million albums worldwide and
racked up 20 No. 1 U.S. singles, a Billboard record that still stands. The band hijacked
the entertainment media and transcended music to become a chapter in world history.
Its members had political clout, spiritual authority, cultural sway and the ears of the planet.

When I wole up this morning, I didn't feel old.

Then I turned on the computer.

A shot of Chinaco for the Beatles.



They are selling Chinaco in Tulsa again.

Also, the Bixby, OK sweet corn crop has started to come in.

Right now, the ears are smaller than a senate Democrat's sac,
but the ears will get bigger every day and then explode in about two weeks.

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Subject: can you provide the link?

Can you send me the link to validate his confession of following Trayvon?
 Bill P

I don't know of such a link - I'm using the known facts and common sense.

Assuming Trayvon wasn't walking in circles, how is it their paths kept crossing
if Zimmerman was NOT following Trayvon?

He called the cops - we've all heard their conversation.
They said, "Don't follow or confront the suspect" and minutes later
Zimmerman "runs into" Trayvon and shoots him "in self defense."

If he wasn't following him, how did they meet a second or third time?

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Subject: Wisconsin

Bsically ... the Ds had a lot of fight in them, but not a lot of strategy, and not a lot of money.

The voters in WI got tired of election after election, it's been pretty much nonstop for 1 year now.
I'm not exaggerating ... there's either been a divisive local election, a divisive judicial election,
or a divisive recall petition, or a divisive recall election going on constantly since last summer.

People got tired of that, and when Scott Walker spent tens of millions of dollars calling for a
return to 'normalcy' and to 'let him finish out his term' that's a message that resonated with voters.

If the Ds had staged the recall election in November 2012, they probably would have won.
If they hadn't been outspent 10 to 1, they probably would have won. If Scott Walker had been
eligible for recall last fall, they probably would have won. But Scott Walker had the time, the money,
and the message to rehabilitate his image sufficiently to finish out his term.

And now he can claim this as a mandate for his policies, even though it's really only a
mandate for the idea that governors shouldn't be recalled unless they commit a crime.

Why didn't the Wisconsin Democratic Party know that 2/3 of the people
against recalling the governor unless possible crimes were involved?

Why were they surprised by that on election night?

It's as tho sometimes the Democrats can't think.

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Subject: listing the facts doesn't work


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Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana

Send Tom some encouragement on Facebook and
Friend him or Like him - Twitter his hashtag or whatever.

Let's get Tom 100,000 followers.  (He has 627 so far)

You're too busy to click and write, "Hang in there, Tom!"

If you were an innocent person facing prison,
you might appreciate a little encouragement.

He's probably feeling pretty alone,
waiting to see if he'll get the full 20 years.

"I might get 20 years in federal prison because
  our president has a problem with legal pot laws."


Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison,
a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter.

He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business
that was helping sick people.

If Obama loses in November, he'll have the rest of his life to wonder
what made him go so crazy on pot and poker that cost him the election.

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Bristol Palin: "I'm back, bitches"
Another TV show to prove how "normal' she is 

Bristol Palin is certainly no shrinking violet. She has appeared on the political stage next to her mother,
publicity-whore Sarah Palin, taken center stage on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars," and has captured
people's attention with her drunken-slut fights in bars while who-knows-who was watching her kid.

Now, with her 3-year-old son, Tripp, in tow, the unwed mother will star in "Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp,"
which will feature 10 half-hour episodes that will air on the Lifetime network starting June 19.

What is she going to do? 
Look for a job?  

With what skills? 
"Scape-goating" doesn't look so good on a resume.

Geez, you talk about famous for being famous...
Bristol is famous for getting knocked up by a moron.

 "That would be me...
   My junk works great!"

And if she's having sex out of wedlock, why isn't the vulgar Pigboy calling her a slut?
Why isn't Laura Schlessinger asking if Levi left some twenties on the dresser for Bristol?

Oh, that's right... as a Republican, she gets a pass.

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The GOP's War on Women

The GOP voted down equal pay for women.

These cavemen don't think women deserve equality.

If *I* ran the GOP, they would pay dearly for that,
but I'm pretty sure Obama gave the "No fight" order.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity       Link

Bart, yesterday's Mystery Celebrit

Hey, Bart, that's the luscious Vanna White of letter-turning fame.
 George in N.O.

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Wildlife Close-up  


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Subject: Re: low response to Tom Daubert

Hey Bart - Hope all is well at the ranch.

Listen, a lot of us out here wouldn't touch facebook with a 10' pole. 
Trush ZuckerAssWipe?  Not on your life.

No doubt Tom would be getting a lot more email if it was otherwise. 
The twitter thingy may be ok but not everyone twits.

Jim, (or others) educate me - I'm unaware of the dangers
visiting/commenting on a facebook page.


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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

  Last Issue's Mystery City 

Hi Bart, that's the city so nice it has it's own syndrome - Stockholm, Sweden.
Mark with no last name


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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery  is the "Amazing Randi" (James Randi)
all-round egomaniac, and erstwhile debunker of conspiracies, aliens et al.


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Thanks for all you do.

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