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Weekend,  Sept 28-30,  2012    Vol 2945 - It's Harvest time

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Another tape, another disaster
"Ryan, stay away, you're poison!"
Libya: terrorist attack or not?
Arrow Scott Brown: "You look white"
Arrow Romney lowers expectations
Arrow Bat-shit Bachmann in Trouble
Arrow Pirate actress Keira Knightley


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“Good news, Republicans. Only 40 more days left of pretending you tolerate Mitt Romney."
       --  LOLGOP,

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Rumor has it Michelle Bachamnn is in trouble.
Rumor has it Joe "You Lie!" Walsh is in trouble.
Rumor has it Iowa's Steve King is in trouble.
Rumor has it Allen 'Uncle Tom' West is in trouble.

Mitt, open your mouth a few more times.

Another tape, another disaster
Why didn't the GOP vet this monster?


Mother Jones has obtained a video from 1985 in which Romney, describing Bain's
formation, showed how he viewed the firm's mission. He explained that its goal was
to identify potential and hidden value in companies, buy significant stakes in these
businesses, and then "harvest them at a significant profit" within five to eight years.


He intended to "harvest" these weak and dying companies the way doctors harvest organs?

"We'll take the heart and the eyes and the lungs and you can dispose of the carcass."

Is that how Romney would run America?
Harvest the super-rich and let the rest of us die?

Tell me, how many more nails can fit in Romney's coffin?

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 Subject: My Brush with Greatness


 Let's keep the "Greatness" stories rolling again.

 I know you have some stories you've yet to share...

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Obama goes Ali on Romney

When I was younger I watched a LOT of boxing.

Most fighters made the same huegegegegege mistake, that is, they'd land a good shot
and then they'd dance away and take a moment to observe the effect their punching had.

But Muhammed Ali didn't do that - neither did Sugar Ray Leonard. 
When they got their opponent in trouble they went  f-ing medieval on their ass.

They would turn into windmills on speed, punch after punch after punch after punch...

That's what Obama's doing now. Romney is reeling from the multi-fuckups and the
mega-punches and Obama is hitting him harder than ever.

I can't wait to see Obama's second term.
In his first term, he was timid, to be charitable.

Some say he caved in those hundred times to prove HE wasn't the obstacle.

Now that it's well-established that the GOP wants America to fail, I expect
we'll keep the senate and possibly win the House - won't that be a trip?

If he'd just govern the way he campaigns, we'd all be in "tall cotton" before long.

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Libya: terrorist attack or not?
GOP demands instant answers


In any kind of confused overseas event, initial reports are often wrong. But the Sept. 11 attack on
the U.S. diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya, is a case study of how an administration can carefully keep
the focus as long as possible on one storyline — and then turn on a dime when it is no longer tenable.

That stupid paragraph means nothing, but they make it sound so ominous.
The vulgar Pigboy is an expert with that kind of double-talk.

For political reasons, it certainly was in the White House’s interests to not portray the attack as a
terrorist incident. Instead the administration kept the focus on what was ultimately a red herring
— anger in the Arab world over anti-Muslim video posted on You Tube. With key phrases and
message discipline, the administration was able to conflate an attack on the U.S. Embassy in Egypt
 — which apparently was prompted by the video — with the deadly assault in Benghazi.

This is absolute bullshit.
I would expect nothing less from the Romney-backing WaHoPo.

First, if the video wasn't responsible, why are ALL THOSE NATIONS rioting?
Because al Qaeda in Banghazi told them to?

Second, the GOP demanded answers immediately, even tho this attack took place in the
darkness of night, the embassy firebombed and the staff murdered and the GOP wants answers?

The Warren Commission took 22 months to tell us what happened in Dallas at high f-ing Noon.
It took the 9-11 Commission 33 months to whitewash whatever crimes Bush needed hidden.

But Obama's White House is supposed to have all the answers about what happened in the dark,
thousands of miles away, in a wild west country after they murdered all of our witnesses?
Washington Whore Post, thy name is whore.

But we already knew that.

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Scott Brown: "You look white to me"
Thats' what he told Elizabeth Warren in their debate


The Cherokee Indian nation demanded an apology from racist Scott Brown.
A handful of Brown's staffers, including an aide in Brown's U.S. Senate office,
were caught on tape waving their arms up and down in a tomahawk chop and
encouraging a crowd of supporters to join them in war cries.
Bill John Baker, the principal chief of the Cherokee Nation, called the act
"downright racist" and asked Brown to apologize immediately.

What's wrong with Scott Brown?
I can see that racist shit working in some states, but Massachusetts?
He based his entire first debate on mocking"Professor" Warren (God forbid
we elected someone with an education) with lies about her ethnicity.

Scott said, "You look white to me."

So then the Cherokee Nation Chief rightfully demanded an apology.

The kicker?

Here's Elizabeth Warren and here's Cherokee Chief, Bill John Baker:

Hey Scott, the Cherokee Chief looks pretty white to me.

Are you saying Indians are so stupid, they elected a White man as Chief?
You'd better call him a liar and demand he show you some documentation, Scott.

Scott Brown (You're white, liar!) melts down in Massachusetts.
Todd Akin (legitimate rape?) melts down in Missouri.
Tommy Thompson (I'll kill Medicare) melts down in Wisconsin

If you're a Democrat, does it get any better than this?

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Bat-shit Bachmann in Trouble
Dem challenger is 3 points away


Less than a year ago, Bachmann was traveling the country, making her case to be the
Republican Party's presidential nominee. Today, six weeks out from that long-awaited
election, she's caught in an unexpectedly tight race to keep her seat in Congress.
Bachmann's challenger, Minnesota hotel magnate Jim Graves, 58, entered the fray in
early April, quickly rallying state Democrats to his side and, perhaps more importantly,
convincing Independence Party leaders and candidates to stay out of the mix, putting as
much as 10 percent of the electorate -- more than Bachmann's margin of victory in two
of her three races -- back up for grabs.
"The primary exposed Bachmann's DNA," Graves said. "She doesn't grasp the big
picture and, in deference to her, she's never been in business. She goes after the bank
bailouts, but is against Dodd-Frank and any new regulations."itt Rom

Wouldn't it be cool if we had the landslide this time?
It would be nice to see the extra-crazies drummed out of government.

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 Subject: Shirley on TV


Shirley Manson and her band Garbage are scheduled to
appear on Jimmy Kimmel on Wed. Oct. 3rd ...

Tho't you'd enjoy it.

Franz, thanks for that.
I have set my DVR.

Let's hope Glam Shirley shows up
instead of Shirley from Mars.

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"I thought Romney clearly won that debate. He looked confident,
  - his answers were sharp and he appeared more presidential than Obama."
        -- Bill Kristol, reviewing next Wednesday's debate

"It wasn't even close - not even close. Romney clearly won that debate.
  Obama was flailing for answers - the president didn't have a good night."
       --  O'Reilly, reviewing next Wednesday's debate

"Romney clearly won that first debate.  Obama embarrassed himself.
  Obama seemed tentative and meek, while Romney was calm and presidential."

Hannity, reviewing next Wednesday's debate

Romney by a mile - and our post-debate polls show exactly that."
  --  Lou Dobbs, reviewing next Wednesday's debate

" I half-expected Monica to come out and blow Obama."

--  the vulgar Pigboy, being the giant dick that he always is

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Subject: more on Gaster being a racist fuck


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Who is Samuel L Jackson voting for this year?

3 minutes,
safe for work,

"Ryan, stay away, you're f-ing poison!"
Conn's McMahon tells Butcher of Medicare to FO


Republican Senate candidate Linda McMahon won’t be attending any of the three fundraisers
in her state on Sunday featuring the Butcher of Medicare, Paul Ryan.

"That bastard is posion and poison isn't what I need right now," is what she would've said if
she was honest. Since she's not, she went with the usual bullshit excuse:

“I’m not, only because I have scheduling conflicts,” McMahon said when asked whether
she’ll be on hand for any of those events with Ryan.

Really, Linda?
You're too busy campaigning to be seen with the top of your party's ticket?

Wouldn't it be great to have a tape of that phone call?

"Linda, f-ing PLEASE! Your party NEEDS you right now. If you shun Ryan,
the whole country will know it's because he's a Medicare-butchering loser.

PLEASE, Linda, be seen with him, just for a few minutes?  PLEASE!?"

"Is you crazy?
I'm trying to win, not screw myself out of a job."

Everyone in America understands, Linda.
Romney and Ryan are flaming out and you don't need that bullshit in your flailing campaign.

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 Subject: We need to talk about the "B" word

It's time in this election to talk about the "B" word. I know some people,
especially Republicans, don't like the B word. What's the B word?  BUSH!

Remember 4 years ago this week the economy was collapsing. Huge banks and
investment firms were collapsing every day. John McCain suspended his campaign
so he could pose as being in control. And then President Bush appears on national TV
looking as sober as I had ever seen him. "The sky is falling!", he declared.

Not a trace of a smirk on his face, a cold dead sober look that chilled me to the bone.
America was collapsing. 750,000 people a month were losing their jobs. Things were so bad
that Republicans begged Democrats for an emergency bailout. Those were scary and important times.

Now we have Mitt Romney who is another Republican wanting Bush's old job. But I
haven't heard Romney articulate how he's different than Bush. I would like to hear Romney
tell us what he's going to do that is different than what Bush did. So far everything Romney
is for is the same things Bush did.

How do we know that electing Romney wouldn't be like a third term for Bush?
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Funny how if a Black man steals a ham for his kids for Christmas, he'll do jail time.

But when white billionaire bankers stole fucking TRILLIONS from all of us,
Obama looked the other way AND NOBODY WAS CHARGED WITH A CRIME,
except for Bernie Madoff, who was punished for stealing from the super-rich.

Still, at least Obama isn't pouring gasoline on the problem like a Repugnant would.

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"This is just a theory but...what if  al-Zawahiri gave up bin Laden
   to make Obama look good - to give him political capital..."
       --  the vulgar Pigboy

  I rarely ever say anything positive about Der vulgar Pigboy, but...

  Have you ever heard of someone still functioning after so many years
  of dealing with the scourge of Tertiary syphilis?

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Subject: that voter purge in Washington state (last issue)

These notices weren't a joke. 

My wife voted by mail in the primaries less than two months ago.
We've been registered and voted every election for the last 18 years.
We've lived at this address for 12 years.

A check on the State voting website said she wasn't registered.
That can only mean she was purged. Since our Secretary of State is a GOPer
I assume this is a last minute skim of likely Democratic voters.

When are these asshats going to be brought up on RICO charges?
Yeah I'm pissed.

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Romney camp lowers debate expectations
That's a scary-ass headline - flashbacks to 2000


Romney adviser Beth Myers sets the expectations for Thurston Romney low - very low -
compared to the "ample rhetorical gifts" of his opponent. The memo says President Obama
has a "significant advantage" heading into the first debate.

"President Obama is a uniquely gifted speaker, and is widely regarded as one of the most
talented political communicators in modern history," Myers writes, calling Obama a
"universally acclaimed public speaker."

Myers' memo is the latest in pre-debate jockeying by both campaigns to set their
candidate's expectations low, while raising expectations for their opponent.

Beyond his "natural gifts" for oratory, Meyers argues that Obama has
"substantial debate experience under his belt."

That's nowhere near true - but what else would we expect from the Romney camp?
Obama has been in ZERO debates the last 18 months where Romney's had what, 15 debates?

Romney has been debating since early 2011, so how does that give Obama the advantage?

I'll tell you what scares me:

Back in 2000, everyone knew Bush was the dumbest sumbitch to ever run for president.
They said the same thing, "Bush is a terrible debater," so if he could correctly remember
which state he was from, he'd likely win the debate ...and that's exactly what happened.

The whore press was in the tank for Bush, DAILY printing outright lies about Gore.
"He claims he invented the internet" was one of their favorites.

The whore press pushed and pushed and pushed for Bush.
When the first debate was over, Bob Schieffer, CBS's biggest whore said:

Everyone watching that debate knew Bush was a total f-ing idiot, but our whore press backed him up.

They said Bush showed INCREDIBLE command of the facts and we all knew then,
just like we all know now, that Bush was a f-ing idiot, but the press joined together and
said Bush won handily and Gore's downhill slide began from which he never recovered.

The good news is, Thurston's downhill slide has been ongoing for many weeks.
The whore press probably can't turn this around for their bosses at the RNC.

Gosh, wouldn't it be great to live in a country with a free press?

One that wasn't 100% corporately owned, one that didn't put higher profit before the damn truth?

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's a 1957 Chevrolet 3100 Step-Side pickup.
 Michael C in Oregon


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 Subject: Sarah Palin weighs in

Bart, I hear Sarah Palin just now commented on the Mitt Romney 47% fiasco.
She said "the Republicans should focus on getting votes from the other 57% of Americans"

 Mario the Photographer

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Bart, that's cute--pie actress Lacey Chabert,
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Last night's premier of Last Resort was bad-ass MONSTER TV
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It's going to fire back if you don't.  And they do.

The pilot episode was so good, you know subsequent shows won't measuree up, so catch this one. 
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Watch the first show and you're guaranteed hooked.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Carl Sagan. When I was a pump jockey in Ithaca, NY
as one of my jobs while I was going to Cornell, he'd come by and
I'd gas up his Porsche and we'd talk.

"Billions and billions" of times (I kid. I wish it had been).
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