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Weekend-Monday,  Oct 27-29,  2012    Vol 2962 - Argyle socks

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow 'The Biggest Storm in History'
How Sandy Affects the Election
Obama Votes on Hackable Machine
Arrow We should be ahead by 20 points
Arrow Iran War on the Ballot
Arrow Thurston: Shut Down FEMA
Arrow There's Only One - Shania Twain


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"Reminder:  Racism also hurts white people - used to trick them
  into voting against their interests, retirement, education..."
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'The Biggest Storm in History'
They keep saying that - does anyone care?


Hurricane Sandy, a massive storm described by forecasters as one of the largest ever,
is making its way toward the population-dense East Coast. Evacuations have been ordered
from Maryland to Maine, where the storm is expected to wipe out power to millions.

The Category 1 hurricane, threatening nearly 50 million people, is expected to make landfall
around 8 p.m. Monday in New Jersey. Storm surges of up to 11 feet are expected in New York City,
and rescue efforts are already under way for dumbasses who ignored mandatory evacuation orders.

Our for-profit whore media is on this like Pigboy on a Black unwed mother of four.

If it's the biggest disaster ever, they get millions more in ratings cash.
If it turns away and nothing happens, they still get the viewer bounce for crying "Wolf!"

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How Sandy Affects the Election
Lawrence O'Donnel says both campaigns are over


With just eight days to go before Election Day, Obama and Thurston face what could be
the worst scenario for an October surprise: a potentially life-threatening storm.

The superstorm, picking up speed and force--and expected to hit New Hampshire, North Carolina,
Ohio and Virgina--is disrupting their campaigns at a time polls have many battleground states in a
dead heat. It is sure to impact a number of politically-related events, from campaign appearances
and fundraising to advertising and media coverage.

For Romney, it could dent his building momentum.  Crowds have never been bigger—29,000 at
three rallies in Florida on Saturday and another 10,000 during a bus tour of rural Ohio on Sunday.

The storm is proving to be as equally disruptive to both candidates.

Equally?  NO.

Obamq has a chance to look presidential and in charge and compassionate,
three traits we haven't seen yet from Thurston.

Maybe this will remind braindead, undecided voters that when the shit hits the fan,
you'd rather have a caring liberal in the White House than a job-cutting, vulture capitalist
who's ready to make a profit off the situation no matter how many people die.

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Subject: it's the economy, stupid

Twenty years ago Bill Clinton ran for president on the slogan, "It's the economy stupid!"
That's still true today, and it's the reason we should vote for Obama.

Twenty years ago Clinton turned the economy around and turned record deficits into record surpluses.
In 8 short years the Republicans under Bush turned the surpluses back into record deficits.
Clinton left Bush a surplus.  When Bush left, we were losing 750,000 jobs a month. We were in a panic.

Now things are much better than they were 4 years ago and America is coming back. We aren't there yet
but we're heading in the right direction. The Democrats always end up with the task of cleaning up after
the Republicans messes. It's going to take a lot longer to fix what Republicans did to America, but the last
thing we need to do is elect Republicans and end up where we were when Bush was president.

Obama's plan is working. We need to stay the course and let the recovery work.
We can't afford to blow it now.
  Marc Perkel

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Obama Votes on Hackable Machine
God help our can't learn Democrats


Obama may have voted for Romney yesterday.
Nobody knows for sure. Even him.
He cast his vote on a 100 percent unverifiable touchscreen e-voting system made by Sequoia
Voting Systems (which is now owned by Canadians). It is scientifically impossible to ever know
if his vote was recorded accurately as per his intent or not, on that type of voting system.
“I can’t tell you who I voted for,” the President joked, thinking this is funny.
The President’s joke may not have been nearly as funny as he had intended.
We confirmed with the Chicago Board of Elections that early voters in the Windy City must do so
on the oft-failed, incredibly-vulnerable, and easily-hacked (see below for details) Sequoia AVC Edge
touchscreen voting system which is still used, says, for early,  disabled-accessible
or standard polling-place voting in some 234 jurisdictions across all or part of some 13 states,

They say the two parties will each spend a billion dollars on this election.

Or did the GOP spend a few million more and buy Sequoia?

If you have no conscience, that's a smart move.

"Why didn't we think of that? Let's file something in court!"

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We should be ahead by 20 points

Obama was doing so great, and then it all turned sour on that first debate.

After successfully defining Thurston as a crazy, for-the-rich Bush clone, Obama allowed
Romney to reinvent himself that night and the recession-weary braindead liked what they saw.

One guy wants to strengthen 100,000,000 poor people and 150,000,000 people who are or
used to be middle-class, but Romney somehow has HALF THE VOTE
with his message of,
"Things would be better if the super-rich paid less taxes," and the braindeads bought it?

People KNOW Romney will borrow $5 trillion from the Chinese to give to the super-rich
and Obama hasn't found a populist answer to that pile of dogshit economic policy?

 HALF the voters like these gays - how bad is our top salesman?

I heard an Obama speech Saturday in my car and it was super-horrible.
I could've sworn John Kerry had written that speech for him - (not a compliment)
taking fifty words to say something when THREE would've been better.

How does ADD America make it thru a 45-minute speech?

I'm angry because we had this won and now it's up to the damn weather.

The future of America depends on how far east Sandy goes.

I hate that.

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Thurston: Shut Down FEMA
He thinks states, like Louisiana, can do better on their own


Thurston was asked, in the context of the Joplin disaster and FEMA's cash crunch, whether the
agency should be shuttered so that states can individually take over responsibility for disaster response.

"Absolutely," he said. "Every time you have an occasion to take something from the federal government
and send it back to the states, that's the right direction. And if you can go even further, and send it back
to the private sector, that's even better. Instead of thinking, in the federal budget, what we should cut,
we should ask the opposite question, what should we keep?"

"Including disaster relief, though?" debate dishrag John King meekly asked Romney.

"We cannot afford to do those things without jeopardizing the future for our kids," Romney lied.
"It is simply immoral, in my view, for us to continue to rack up and larger debts and pass them on to our kids,
knowing full well that we'll all be dead and gone before it's paid off. It makes no sense at all."

...unless it's tax cuts for the rich - then fuck those children and their future.

Did you see the Jon Stewart show during NaziCon 2012?
They asked "smaller government" Teabaggers about federal money.

They would ask someone from, say, Alabama about the federal government and they'd say,
"It's too big, shut it down, we don't need all that bloat."

Then they were told for every dollar Alabama sent to Washington in taxes,
they got back $2.25 - and the Teabaggers were ASTOUNDED!

The poorest states, the red states, get 2-3 times more from Uncle Sam
than blue states like New York and California.

But nobody knows that and nobody f-ing cares.

Republicans  - if they only had a clue what they were fighting for...

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It's one bad-ass automobile...

 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, it's a 1960 Chevy Kingswood wagon.
My best friend's dad had one when I was in high school, and I rode in it many times.

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Iran War on the Ballot
Romney wants war so back he can f-ing taste it

A deal to resolve the Iranian nuclear dispute, based on face-to-face negotiations between Iranian
and U.S. officials, could follow quickly upon Obama’s reelection, but those bilateral relations would
likely veer toward confrontation if Romney and his neocon advisers retake control of U.S. foreign policy.
Sources familiar with the status of the talks say the potential settlement is much closer than is publicly
understood, with a reelected Obama prepared to relax the harsh economic sanctions on Iran in exchange
for tight constraints on any Iranian nuclear program, assuring that it is for peaceful purposes only.

One person familiar with the status of talks said the post-election discussions also could lead to a broader
rapprochement between the two countries that have been at odds since 1979.  But if Romney wins, his
neocon advisers are considered likely to hijack the Iran sanctions and use them to force “regime change”
in Tehran, rather than worry about limiting its nuclear program.

I guess Obama didn't think that was worth mentioning...

At the last debate, Romney lied "War only as the last resort,"
which sounds just like Bush before he invaded Iraq for no goddamn reason.

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God was sooo mean to the Cowboys
From your house, could you hear me screaming in my chair?

Sunday started off super-horrible for our Dallas Cowboys.
Romo was a walking interception machine, throwing THREE in the first quarter.
(Of course, it wasn't Tony's fault because he's perfect!)
That put the world champion Giants ahead 23-0.

Then the Cowboys, thinking they could win, came back and scored
24 unanswered points to make it Dallas 24, NY 23.

They called it "the greatest comeback in Cowboys history."
Hometown cheerleader Troy Acheman was audibly orgasming repeatedly.

Then the Giants scored a couple of field goals, so only a late touchdown could win it for Dallas.
With seconds to go, that Mother head-butting felon Dez Bryant made a miracle catch in the end zone
and the party in Dallas was ON like f-ing Donkey Kong.

Yep, it was good to be a Cowboy fan, ...for about one minute.

Turns out the Mother head-butting criminal was out of bounds when he caught the ball,
but not to worry because Dallas still had time for a couple of more plays.

Tony Romo, my favorite Dallas Cowboy, got sacked, then he scrambled and then he eventually
threw the ball away on fourth down and the game was over. Dallas had a total of six turnovers.

It's gotta be tough to be a Dallas fan with Romo as your quarterback,
but they say Jerry Jones wants to keep Romo in the worst way.

BTW, Romo voted Most Over-rated, he beat everyone but Timmy Teabow.


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Bart, that is Yasmin Le Bon, married to Duran Duran's Simon Le Bon.

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Laurel and Hardy with Orson Wells on the sax.
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I've visited there - that's Milwaukee and that is their Science Museum.


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Bart, that is General John J. (Blackjack) Pershing,
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