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Weekend-Monday,  Dec 15-17,  2012    Vol 2986 - Sixes and Sevens

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Huckabee: Dems caused shooting
Jindal: GOP 'stupid' on birth control
Obama Marblemouth on Pot Laws
Arrow Guns
Arrow Things that Really Piss Me Off
Arrow Shopping Amazon Helps Bart
Arrow Golden Globe's  Jessica Alba


You should visit the Freeway Blogger.
He has put up 1,000 signs this year.
Also, check his How to Make Signs
Then make a sign, hang it and I'll post the picture.


"People need to wake up and fight. People need to realize what unions have done for them.
  Who gave people the 40-hour work week? Who fought for workplace safety? Who brought
  you the weekend? Who brought you workers comp? Who gave people overtime pay?"

    -- Michigan teacher Sarag Zigler at Tuesday's rally   Link

  Why are unions losing power?
  Ms. Zigler says unions did a lot of great things - many decades ago.
  Are unions still relevant?

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Huckabee: Dems caused the shooting


Mike Huckabee (Teabagger, Religiously Insane) sparked controversy when he stupidly linked
Friday's shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary to the "systematic removal" of religion from schools.

Though police have yet to name the gunman and know little about his motives, Huckabee apparently
read the mind of the dead shooter to link school "carnage" to restrictions on religion in the classroom.

Huckabee: Ultimately, you can take away every gun in America and somebody will use a gun.

That makes no sense even if you're religiously insane.

People will want to pass new laws, but unless you change people’s hearts, they’re our transition
maybe to the pastor side. This is a heart issue -- laws don’t change this kind of thing.

Did Huckabee get a lot more stupid lately?
He's not making any sense at all.
Huckabee: When we ask why there is violence in our schools,
but we’ve systematically removed God from our schools.

Is he speaking in tongues?
Does anyone understand what this idiot is trying to say?

Should we be so surprised that schools have become a place for carnage because we’ve made it
a place where we don’t want to talk about eternity, life, what responsibility means, accountability?

Mike, is IS possible to talk about those things without being crazy.

That we’re not just going to have to be accountable to the police, if they catch us.
But one day, we will stand in judgment before a holy God in judgement.


If we don’t believe that, we don’t fear that.

How would forcing religion on children (against the will of their parents) stop a madman from killing kids?
God wasn't armed.


He didn't go to the school, but God will be there in the form of a lot of people with hugs and with therapy
and a whole lot of ways. ... Maybe we oughta let him in on the front and we wouldn't have to call him
when it's all said and done on the back end.

God didn't go to the school?   What does that mean?
How did Huckabee turn totally insane in just a small amount of time?

Huckabee apparently thinks illegally forcing religion on five year olds
will stop a mentally unstable gunman the way garlic stops a vampire.

Send e-mail to Bart

Jindal: GOP 'stupid' on birth control

Wants the pill available over the counter

   Gee, Piyush sure is dark...


Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, the crooked governor of Louisiana and a possible 2016 GOP
presidential loser, endorsed over-the-counter contraception without a prescription Friday.

In an op-ed in the Whore Street Journal, Piyush tried moving away from the Fascist-dog wing
of the party and addressing a gender gap which hurt Romney and likely cost him Indiana and Missouri.
Jindal wrote that Republicans have been “stupid to let the Democrats demagogue the contraceptives issue.”

Piyush, there's no room for sanity in today's GOP.

The vulgar Pigboy is going to come down hard on you and then you'll have to crawl back
on your hands and knees to beg his forgivemess and kiss his ring like the token toady you are.

  Send e-mail to Bart

I always like to point out what a lie that is.

Nobody wanted to take Chuck's 230 year old musket from him.

A non-liar would've held an AK-47 over his head.

Subject: We have a tax problem - not a spending problem

The Republicans keep saying "We have a spending problem - not a tax problem."

The reason we are in the hole is that we cut taxes for the rich and paid for it borrowing money
- from the rich. And now we have to pay interest to the rich. And the Republicans want us to
give up Medicare and Social Security so we can keep paying the rich? No F-ing way!

It's time we stop giving the rich welfare and make them pay back the money they took from us
running up the debt. I don't care if my taxes have to go up if it will end the Bush tax cuts.
I'm willing to pay more if it will make them pay their share.
 Marc Perkel

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and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies...

Amazon business has been slower than usual.
I hope things pick up between now and Christmas
because Amazon has become my financial lifeline.

Extra thanks to those of you who
use the Amazon Portal.

Someone bought an Apple iPod nano 16GB (7th Generation) NEWEST MODEL

$139  so Amazon donated $5.80 to the Treehouse! 

I think everyone should get some Amazon Gift cards
because once you do that, your shopping is done!

Buy the Gift cards and go crazy!
Screw the weather,
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screw the hassle and
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let your loved one buy
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If you buy your kid the wrong One Direction CD, they'll hate you.
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Obama Marblemouth on Pot Laws
In a time for straight talk, he mumbles


Obama says recreational users of marijuana in states that have legalized it should not be
a "top priority" of federal law enforcement officials prosecuting the bullshit war on drugs.

"We've got bigger fish to fry," Obama said, being as clear as the Second Amendment.

You have bigger fish to fry than dollar poker games, too,
but that didn't
stop you from ruining the legal fun of 30 million online poker players.
"It would not make sense for us to see a top priority as going after recreational users in
states that have determined that it's legal," he said, with all the clarity of a mud puddle.

It makes no sense for you to straddle the issue, yet you're doing just that.

Instead of talking stupidly about fish fries and telling us what doesn't make sense,
why don't you speak clearly on the subject and erase all the gray areas of doubt.

On the surface, what you're saying sounds real good, but you're not saying
that you won't raid and arrest every pot dealer in those two states in the next 30 days.

You're not promising us that you won't raid and arrest every pot grower in those
two states in the next 30 days.  Why don't you address the problem like a man?

What's keeping you from clarifying the legality?

Aren't you a lawyer who knows how to speak clearly and intelligently on legal issues?

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Subject: Response to "GOP needs to change, won't"

Bartman, I am getting sick of the Democratic pundits, politicians and everyone else
giving the Republicant's ideas and ways to better improve their popularity with the American Electorate. 
It is our job to push OUR agenda and our policies.  Let the idiotic Republicant's prove again that they;

can't run a war
can't run a thriving economy
can't run a decent foreign policy
can't come to a bipartisan agreement on the most mundane of policies
can't come up with a new idea that does not include tax cuts and trickle down (voodoo economics)
can't relate to the average American

The above needs to be figured out by them.  NOT US.  This will insure that they still
can't be trusted
can't be elected
can't be re-elected
can't be asked to govern, therefore they
Can't compete!!

P.S.  Leave the Republican't party alone and let them figure it out in their own time!

Patrick, there is no need to worry.
The rat bastards will NOT change and become popular with the voters again.
They're sticking to their hate and their prejudice and that isn't going to change.

Pigboy won't allow it.

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Subject: I enjoy your site

Bart, I really enjoy your site, especially the photoshopped pics and cartoons
(and the hot chick section obviously).

With the election behind him and a strong mandate, I don't think we will see Obama
caving nearly as much.  He has all the negotiating power as we approach the fiscal cliff.

Newtown may be the straw that breaks the camel's back on gun control. 
If you take the 40,000 foot view, Obama has been slowly but surely defeating his opponents 
(Romney, Rove, McCain, Bin Ladin, and now it looks like Norquist may be going down, etc.). 
Let's see if he has the might to go up against the NRA.

2013 will be a HUGE year with gun control now on the table, filibuster reform,
DOMA/Prop 8 in front of the SCOTUS, Bush tax cut expiration, defense cuts,
WA/CO pot laws that Obama has already said would be a low priority for the Feds. 

Keep in mind that Obama plays long-ball.
Keep on hammering and let's get this done.

 Send e-mail to Bart

 Subject: fund-raising idea

Bart, there are prob a lot of artists that visit your site….
How about if we each donate one pc of work for you to auction off?

A photo print……or a sketch…. could be a good way to raise some $$$$$$$$ for the site.
I wish I could send cash but biz is slow and I have 3 kids to put food on.   ha ha
  Mario the Photographer

Mario, that's a good idea.
The artists would get some exposure, too.

 Click  Here  to see  Auction Number One.

BTW, I'm lost about how to handle this - anyone got any ideas?

 Subject: No Art Auction on EBay

Good god man, don’t do that!  Lolz   They’ll republican your profit.

It’d be so much easier and better for your bottom line to do a silent auction via your website. 
Just setup a page with the pictures of things available for auction. 

Link to the artist’s site so the bidder knows we aren’t liars and TeaBaggers. 
Post an end date to bidding.  Post a link to your email that fills the subject line
with the name of the artist (so you know what they are wanting).

Have people email directly with a bid.

At the end date, the biggest number wins. 
They pay you, you email us, we ship.  The end.

Ebay can suck it.  I hate Ebay.

Thanks to Kathy!

  Send a photo of your to-be-donated art to Bart

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Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

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Things that Really Piss Me Off
Little Dick Syndrome+The NRA=Tragedy


Nobody needs me to tell them that yesterday was none of the blackest days in American history. 
I’m sure that all of us are having to come to terms with this latest illustration of what America has
become and is becoming.  The first numbing realization that yes, it had happened again and yes it was
another nut case with easy access to weapons that no civilian in this country has any legitimate need
for or be allowed to have.  Then came the realization that this one was going to be the worst of all,
not so much in regard to the number of victims but because of who the victims were… children. 
Four and five and six year old kids along with their teachers and others who had been entrusted
with their care, gunned down by another sick individual with a big gun, this time apparently with
a grudge against his mommy and using her own guns to commit the heinous act.

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Today's bad-ass Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's a 2014 BMW i8 which I'm sure I can't afford!

PS. Your co-hosting idea is neat, I think it will add to your site! (and lighten the load).

Would you, the reader, like to co-host an edition of

Send me your Mystery car,
Mystery city, History mystery, Classic, etc photos all in one e-mail.
You don't have to send 8-10 pictures, 4-5 would work better.

Large pics are better but don't send me hueueueuge photos, please
If you have a favorite story or link or web site you want to promote, include that, too.

  Send Your Mystery Photos to Bart

I Am Adam Lanza’s Mother
If you have a disturbed son, don't do nothing


Three days before 20-year-old Adam Lanza killed his mother, then opened fire on a classroom
full of kids, my 13-year-old son missed his bus because he was wearing the wrong color pants.

"I can wear these pants," he said, his tone increasingly belligerent, the black-hole pupils of his eyes
swallowing the blue irises.

"They are navy blue," I told him. "Your school's dress code says black or khaki pants only."

"They told me I could wear these," he insisted. "You're a stupid bitch. I can wear whatever
pants I want to. This is America. I have rights!"

I am sharing this story because I am Adam Lanza's mother. I am Dylan Klebold's and Eric Harris's mother.
I am Jason Holmes's mother. I am Jared Loughner's mother. I am Seung-Hui Cho's mother. And these boys
—and their mothers—need help. In the wake of another horrific national tragedy, it's easy to talk about guns.
But it's time to talk about mental illness.

For some medical reason, some young men snap about the time they turn twenty.

For Lanza, Holmes and Loughner, the demons came around the same time.

People should speak up when someone in that age range starts going thru changes.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: weed resource

Hey Bart, has dispensary info nationwide for medical mmj.
Not sure what’s going to happen in Washington state on 1-6-13.

Kathi, thanks for that.

All we need now is for Obama to speak clearly on the subject:
Is he going to order raids on pot growers and pot retail stores or not?

Identifying low priorities changes nothing.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Gifts for everyone on your list

5 Lies the Gun Lobby tells You



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You're blaming the Mexicans for 9/11?

Know Your Classics   New Feature!


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Hi Bart,

That's the first line of Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass,
featuring Alice of Alice's' Adventures in Wonderland.
 Joe in Germany

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Kenyan has no Xmas Tree?
Christmas card more proof he's Muslin


It's that time of year again, when everyone gets a Christmas card from the White House.
Just kidding! Only certain people get the annual mailing, but that doesn't mean the rest of us
can't wistfully stare at a virtual version of it. This year's card features a painting by Larassa Kabel.
The Des Moines, Iowa-based artist beat out competitors from around the country for her rendering
of Bo, the Obama family dog, knee-deep in snow on the White House lawn. The basic image came
from a photograph provided by the White House, but putting a scarf around Bo's neck was Kabel's
idea, reports the Green Bay Press Gazette:

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Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

It's in the lower left corner of the cover:

Elizabeth Jane Hurley (born 10 June 1965) -- English model and actress.
 Mike K.

PS  Apparently, she's still got it goin' on. At age 47:

Dude, if you see her name on that photo you have better eyes than I do.
And yes, I think most men would say she's still shaggable.

  Send e-mail to Bart

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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Tally stumped everyone on her Mystery Celebrity.
That was Richard Armitage - Thorin Oakenshield in The Hobbit (about to become a mega star.)

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: how to end your fund-raiser 

Bart, I will match the donations you get in the next week up to $1,000.
If you raise $400, that's what I'll send - I'll trust you - but either way
the fund-raiser would end in a week - do we have deal?

(pillar, withheld)

I agree - maybe that way we can go out with a bang.
Last day of the 2012 fund-raiser will be Dec 21th.

Fundraiser to Keep Going is worth saving, right?

If you think  is worth saving, please try to kick in a few dollars.

I will make you this promise: I won't disappear suddenly.
We might end up doing a "Last 90 days of Bartcop" -  that'd be sad.

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, fo
r once, I know where we are...  Edinburgh, Scotland.
... as seen from the Dugald Stewart Monument on Calton Hill

Dugald Stewart was a Scottish "moral philosopher", proponent of
"Scottish Common Sense Realism", which oddly enough has nothing
whatsoever to do with common sense, being instead a school of theological thought.
  John S


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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, Skull Rock was replaced by the Dumbo the Flying Elephant ride. 
 Leo in Maryland

Leo, you got Tally's very tough History Mystery.


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