Bartcop Radio links are at
the bottom of
the page!

Current Issue
Back Issues
 Subscribe to BartBlog Feed
How to Read
Members ( need password)
Subscribe to BartCop!
Contact Us
Advertise With Us
Link to Us
Why Donate?
The Forum  -
The Reader
Poster Downloads
Shirts & Shots
BartCop Hotties
More Links
BFEE Scorecard
Perkel's Blog
Power of Nightmares
Clinton Fox Interview
Part 1, Part 2
Money Talks
Cost of Bush's greed
White Rose Society
Project 60
Chinaco Anejo


Search Now:
In Association with

Link Roll
American Politics Journal
Barry Crimmins
Betty Bowers
Consortium News 
Daily Howler
Daily Kos
Democatic Underground 
Disinfotainment Today 
Evil GOP Bastards
Faux News Channel 
Greg Palast
The Hollywood Liberal 
Internet Weekly
Jesus General
Joe Conason 
Josh Marshall
Liberal Oasis
Make Them Accountable 
Mark Morford 
Mike Malloy 
Political Humor -
Political Wire
Randi Rhodes
Rude Pundit 
Smirking Chimp
Take Back the Media
More Links


Locations of visitors to this page

Politics * Humor * Chinaco Anejo * Trip Reports * World Series of Poker * Concert Reviews * Mountain Lakes * Bartcop Radio * BC-Hotties * 

WELCOME TO BARTCOP.COM A modem, a smart mouth and the truthNews and Commentary NOT Approved by Karl Rove, bcause vicious extremists can NOT be appeased.


Thurs-Friday,  Dec 20-21,  2012    Vol 2989 - High Tidings

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Jon Stewart caused the Shooting
Feminism caused the Shooting
"Keep and Bear Arms"
Arrow Women Caused the Shooting
Arrow The Dark Side of Gun Cults
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Saleswoman Kelly Ripa


You should visit the Freeway Blogger.
He has put up 1,000 signs this year.
Also, check his How to Make Signs
Then make a sign, hang it and I'll post the picture.


"A gas that makes u believe too many ppl & causes some to attack others,
  was forced on us by those who want our guns..."

    --  Teabagger Tweet by @donbeeman   Link

  Almost half of America is religiously insane.

  I used to think racism was America's biggest problem,
  but then I realized religious insanity causes much more damage.


  Send e-mail to Bart

Jon Stewart Caused the Shooting
Right-wing has all kinds of people to blame


New York Times bestselling handjob Joel Rosenberg tied Jon Stewart to the CT shootings,
because Stewart is part of “the cultural war against Jesus and Christmas” that helps “drive
God out of our society, our of our schools and courts.”

Rosenberg cites the War on Christmas, and how “We are, in many respects, in a moral
and spiritual freefall in our country, and we are paying a terrible price.”

Rosenberg, who has previously linked Hurricane Sandy to abortion rights, is an evangelical.
Says Rosenberg: The demons of violence are on the loose in America. But why?”

The answer is as painful as it is simple: the further we turn away from God in our nation
— the further we drive Him out of our society, our of our schools and courts, the worse
things are getting.

Send e-mail to Bart

Feminism caused the Shooting

The Right is sticking to that theory


The dogged wish of many on the right to make the tragic Sandy Hook shooting about anything
but guns means that it has to be about other things — ideally, things they already do not like.
Things like feminism, abortion or anything else that contributes to the oppression of white men.
And when it came to the last point, solipsism was not limited to the right.
Here, a guide to the lowlights.

Blame Obamacare and abortion.
Blame our feminized culture.
Blame sexual frustration and/or bring up made-up black rapists.
Blame women and people of color for not being nice enough to white men as they’re robbed of privilege.

In other words, ladies and marginalized people: Can’t you be a little nicer in this apparently zero-sum
game of rights grabbing? Or else this otherwise shining young man will shoot a bunch of children.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Shop Online  sells  everything

Find your purchase
then come back here
and use this link

and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies...

Amazon business has been slower than usual.
I hope things pick up between now and Christmas
because Amazon has become my financial lifeline.

Extra thanks to those of you who
use the Amazon Portal.

Someone bought an
Yamaha DGX640W Digital Piano (Walnut)
for $799 so Amazon donated $32.00 to the Treehouse! 

I think everyone should have a digital piano.

Thanks for using this link

Buy online
Free Shipping

Look for 'bartcop' in the link when you place the order.


Add the Amazon link
to your Favorites Bar


Search Now:
In Association with

Sirius XM 

Midnight - 3 AM

"Keep and Bear," Not "Buy and Sell":
  by The Rude Pundit


In 1989, now-deceased conservative megahero and Amish bearded fucksack Judge Robert Bork said,
"I'm not an expert on the Second Amendment, but its intent was to guarantee the right of states to
form militia, not for individuals to bear arms." In the same lecture, he added that "assault weapons
could be banned under the Constitution," and that other restrictions on guns were constitutional.

In 1991, he went at the gun rights' lobby: "[T]he National Rifle Association is always arguing that
the Second Amendment determines the right to bear arms. But I think it really is people's right to
bear arms in a militia. The NRA thinks that it protects their right to have Teflon-coated bullets.
But that's not the original understanding."

"The Second Amendment was designed to allow states to defend themselves against a possibly
tyrannical national government. Now that the federal government has stealth bombers and nuclear
weapons, it is hard to imagine what people would need to keep in the garage to serve that purpose."

Damn, that's the first time I've seen Bork make any sense.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: Ban all guns now 

Bart -- Lessenberry is correct, it's far more likely (40-1 according to the FBI )
that some night when you're whacked on weed and tequila you'll blow your brains out
in a depression-filled funk instead of saving the world from some criminal.

I may have an IQ of 64 but I don't play with my guns when I'm drunk and high.

The time to start taking the guns out of peoples hands is now,
We simply cannot be trusted,

There is a mythical Perfect World where genies go back inside their bottles
buit we don't live there. We live in the real world, where guns are here to stay.

Subject: If everyone had a gun...

Bart, you wrote:

“The problem is, if "everyone" has a gun, what kind of country is that?”

 Israel? They seem to avoid shooting each other at least.
  Bill F

 Good point, which begs the question:
Why do Americans shoot each other for no reason
 when other countries with guns don't?

Send e-mail to Bart

Advertise        with,

Spend Money
, Make Money
Two days just $35
One week just $70
Don't let Bush's recession beat you.

Fight back!

Advertise on

Women Caused the Shooting
If only we could get rid of them...


A writer for the National Review hypothesized that the shootings in Newtown, Conn.,
would not have occurred if the school had more men around.

Insane handjob Charlotte Allen wrote:  There was not a single adult male on the school premises
when the shooting occurred. The teachers, the principal, the assistant principal, the school psychologist,
the “reading specialist” — were female. There didn’t even seem to be a male janitor to heave his bucket
at Adam Lanza’s knees. Women and small children are sitting ducks for mass-murderers. 

Some of the teachers managed to save all or some of their charges by rushing them into closets or bathrooms.
But in general, a feminized setting is a setting in which helpless passivity is the norm. Male aggression can be
a good thing, as in protecting the weak — but it has been forced out of the culture of elementary schools and
the education schools that train their personnel. Think of what Sandy Hook might have been like if a couple
of male teachers who had played high-school football, or even some of the huskier 12-year-old boys, had
converged on Lanza.

Crazy Charlotte seems to be saying if some men had been there, they've could've
walked thru those assault-rifle bullets and punched the shooter out and saved the day.
But those pearl-clutching, swooning-from-the-vapors vagies are damn-near worthless.

This is why I say Democrats should always win every election by 30-40 points.
Their side has to make up the most ridiculous shit to try to make their points valid.

All we have to do is tell the truth - but Democrats often prefer muteness.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: your art auction

Bart, I think you should start the bids with a minimum.

I think starting with a minimum bid of $50 each would be reasonable
otherwise someone could bid $1.00 and come away with a piece of art
that would cost more to send to them than what they paid for it.

It would be nice if you got enough of a donation to make a difference.

Steve, I think that's a good idea.

We will start the bidding at $50.

 Send e-mail to Bart

 Subject: fund-raising idea

Bart, there are prob a lot of artists that visit your site….
How about if we each donate one pc of work for you to auction off?

A photo print……or a sketch…. could be a good way to raise some $$$$$$$$ for the site.
I wish I could send cash but biz is slow and I have 3 kids to put food on.   ha ha
  Mario the Photographer

Mario, that's a good idea.
The artists would get some exposure, too.

 Click  Here  to see  Auction Number One.

So far, we have a $30 bid on the Bart Simpson photo.

  Send a bid for art to Bart

Marty's Entertainment Page
has new stuff
every day

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Wouldn't it be cool if my good friend Ben Affleck and
Ashley Judd both ran for the US Senate
...and both won?

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

The Dark Side of Gun Cults
  by Gene Lyons


“One of the worst days in the history of our country,” my friend Dan Kennedy
wrote on Facebook. “The worst day since 9/11.”
Twenty first-graders. Do his motives even matter?

The guns that ended Nancy Lanza’s life in her own bed indeed belonged to her.
Living alone with a troubled teenaged son she kept at home because the stresses of
school were more than he could handle, she adopted the least sensible hobby imaginable.
She became a gun collector and avid target shooter, and she took her son along.
Something of a mathematical whiz with a loner’s passion for computers and videogames,
he probably took to the mechanical precision of expensive, semi-automatic weapons.

The same kind of false bravado that has persuaded Bushmaster Firearms to advertise its
.223 caliber AR-15 rifle with a stark black and white photo of the weapon propped on an
oversized ammunition magazine and the slogan: “Consider your man card reissued.”

Seriously now, how pathetic is that?
Prove your manhood by plunking down $1,200-1,500 for a deadly toy.
Was this Nancy Lanza’s hope for her cowardly son? We’ll never know.


  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: my son goes to Sandy Hook


  Send e-mail to Bart

See more at

Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer

We do the repairs magically, over the Net.

Today's Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's a 1988 Buick Reatta.

The Buick Reatta was the first car Buick advertised as a two-seater since the
1940 Buick model 46. It was a handmade luxury sports coupe produced at the
Lansing Craft Centre in Lansing, Michigan and sold by the Buick division of
American automaker General Motors from early 1988 to 1991.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Gifts for everyone on your list

Know Your Classics   New Feature!


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

 Bart, that's the first line of Crime and Punishmnent by Fyodor Dostoevsky
   b c

 Send e-mail to Bart

Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

 Even with the hint, nobody got Israeli supermodel
 and Sports Illustrated cover girl - Bar Rafaeli.

 Maybe my readers aren't all that into sports?

  Send e-mail to Bart

I wonder - will Obama negotiate the new gun laws with
the same skills he's using to "negotiate" this fiscal cliff?

Today's Wildlife Photo



Send e-mail to Bart

Follow us on Twitter and Facebook
Get updates when a new issue goes up.

Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Hey Bart,  thats the legendary songwriter Warren Zevon.  RIP Warren,

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: how to end your fund-raiser 

Bart, I will match the donations you get (LAST DAY) up to $1,000.
If you raise $400, that's what I'll send - I'll trust you - but either way
the fund-raiser would end in a week - do we have deal?

(pillar, withheld)

I agree - maybe that way we can go out with a bang.
Last day of the 2012 fund-raiser will be Friday, Dec 21th.

Fundraiser to Keep Going is worth saving, right?

If you think  is worth saving, please try to kick in a few dollars.

I will make you this promise: I won't disappear suddenly.
We might end up doing a "Last 90 days of Bartcop" -  that'd be sad.

The GOP's War on minorities FAILED

We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help?

Support  the way the racists supported Chick-fil-A

You could
PayPal something to

Click to Subscribe

or make a one-time Donatation

or you could send a "love" check to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

We accept credit cards
Thank you

Today's spectacular Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

I'll guess Oklahoma City.
  Mark with no last name

Isn't that the most gorgeous skyline you've ever seen?

Between the scenery and the weather, it's no wonder
new home construction in Tulsa is just $87 a foot.

What do you get for $850,000?
In Knoxville, you get this 4,000 sq ft home...

In Tarzana, CA, you get this 1200 sq ft cottage....

In Tulsa, you get this 8500 sq ft mansion with a gunite pool and heated marble floors.


Send e-mail to Bart

What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Hi Bart!
That is a very dapper George Clooney doing his best Clark Gable impression.
 Mary in Seattle


 Send e-mail to Bart

In a recently released photo that quickly went viral, the leader of the free world 
stands in the White House, pretending to be nabbed by a pint-sized Spider-Man.

Subject: donation

Thanks to my friend Dennis in Yellville.


Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.  
As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" is my best bet to staying on the InnerNets.
if you shop with them, you might even save some money.

Please remember the Gift Cards and the Bartcop Portal when you shop online.

It never hurts to check prices.

Appliance Saleswoman Kelly Ripa

Check out  almost 2000 sexy and tasteful photos of  Kelly Ripa

More babes in
BC Hotties

Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties...

Send Your Hottie Suggestion to Bart

Shopping online?

 Use this Amazon portal
and they'll send
a few pennies from each dollar.

Use this link to Order


Search Now:
In Association with

Read the  Previous Issue  of

 It had everything.

 Copyright © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000,
 2001, 2002,
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007,
 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,

Looking for something in a back issue?


Thanks to  subscribers.

We know you work hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw some our way each month.

Click Here to see if reality
 is a good fit for your life

Computer Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and keeps Bartcop online today.

Marc hosts several other political sites including American Politics Journal, Political Strikes, Faux News Channel, Seeds of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Church of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is real.

Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are  choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online.

 We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
Check out Marx Mail for info on how you can have a Spam Free Email Account.

 Marc Perkel's Church

If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.

Bartcop radio

To hear the RADIO SHOWS, you must have a login and password.
Click Here  to subscribe and get your login and password.

Click to get to the Archived Radio Shows  and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor


Privacy Policy
. .