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Friday-Monday  Feb 15-18, 2013    Vol 3016 - Chronoregime






In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Patricia Spottedcrow - Criminal
Arrow
LAPD: We Got the Bastard
Arrow
Obama Golfs with Eldrick
Arrow Tim Teabow: Why I Hate Gays
Arrow We Need to Call it Rape
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Cheryl's daughter - Jordan Ladd

    


















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"Happy Future Presidents' Day, Hillary Clinton!"
  --  LOLGOP in a tweet


 
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Patricia Spottedcrow - Criminal
 


 
  Link to 2009 story

Patricia Spottedcrow never thought selling marijuana would land her in jail for over a decade.
But Spottedcrow, 25, now faces that reality. She'll also have to end her work in nursing homes.

In December 2009, Delita Starr, the 50-year-old grandmother of Spottedcrow's children sold a
"dime bag" to an informant in her home.  When the same informant came back two weeks later
to buy $20 of marijuana, Spottedcrow and Starr's pot dealing days ended.

Starr and Spottedcrow were arrested for distribution, but Spottedcrow faced the additional
charge of possession of a dangerous substance in the presence of a minor since her children were there.

The women were each offered plea deals of two years in prison. But because neither had prior
convictions and the drug amounts were low, they gambled and entered a guilty plea before a judge.

Spottedcrow was sentenced to 10 years in prison for distribution of marijuana, and 2 years for possession.


So, it's legal to gamble with a ten-year prison sentence,
but I can't play online dollar poker because "gambling is harmful?"

BTW, this happened in Oklahoma - figures.
Oklahoma would rather pay your housing costs, food costs, medical costs etc for TEN YEARS
than look the other way on a Native American (We stole her land) selling $20 worth of pot.

As Spottedcrow says, she's housed with murderers who got less time.



"Eric, raid those Cali pot shops again..."


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LAPD: We Got the Bastard
They gave him the Patty Hearst treatment
 
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It was clear from the outset when fired LAPD cop Chris Dorner began his campaign of terror
against his former employer that the California law enforcement establishment, led by the LAPD,
had no interest in Dorner surviving to face trial where he could continue to rat out the racist and
corrupt underbelly of the one of the country’s biggest police departments.

The LAPD response to his threats was to mobilize the whole department in a manhunt, complete
with $1-million reward. Cops exchanged their black uniforms for military fatigues and armed up
with semi-automatic weapons. Two Latino women delivering papers in Torrance were attacked
from the rear of their pick-up by seven LAPD cops who, with no warning, peppered their truck
with bullets, targeting the back of the driver’s head, firing at least 70 rounds in wrecking the vehicle
(amazingly, neither woman was killed, though one was hospitalized in serious condition). That attack
 made it clear that the LAPD wanted Dorner badly, but they wanted him dead, not alive and talking.



Did you hear what else the cops did?
They offered that $1,000,000 reward for the "arrest and conviction" of Dorner.

They "arrested" Dorner "Patty Hearst-style" so no conviction = no reward - suckers!


They thought Patty Hearst, kidnap victim, was in this house.

They said, "Fuck it" and burned it to the ground.
Luckily, Patty was not in the house.


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 Subject: Low minimum wage is welfare for corporations

We need to raise the minimum wage because a low minimum wage is effectively welfare for corporations.
When profitable companies pay wages that people can't live on the taxpayers often have to make up the difference.

For example, in many states the largest group of medicare and food stamp recipients are Wal-mart employees.
And who pays for this medicare and food stamps?
It's paid for by taxpayers like me.

So I say it is time to raise the minimum wage to at least $9.00/hour because why should I pay taxes
to subsidize corporate America?   At a time when the stock market is back to records highs and corporate
profits are through the roof why should I pay taxes to support greedy companies who should be paying
workers a living wage?
 Marc Perkel


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Obama Golfs with Eldrick
Whore press FURIOUS they didn't get a photo

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Obama, on a weekend getaway in Florida, hit the links with Mr. Perfect, Eldrick Woods.
 It's the first time Obama and Eldrick have gone golfing together.
 
The White House pooler reports that the press has been blocked from a photo-op:

We got confirmation that POTUS had been hitting the links with Eldrick inside the “Floridian” golf
compound, 20 minutes away from the pool hotel. Your pool knew that a reporter, Tim Rosaforte,
had been tweeting and talking on the Golf Channel about the POTUS/Woods game from inside the
compound. Still officially under a lid, we logged a request to the White House for access to Obama's
game for a photo-op.  We were told that we were free to travel to the Floridian but wouldn’t get
access to POTUS.


Boo hoo - Poor YOU!

Gee, how thrilling would it have been to see a photo of the most powerful man on the planet
stand next to a serial cheater who threw his family away for a roll in the hay with some bimbos?

I assume the whore press is wearing black today, in protest?


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 Subject: Carnival Cruise Lines

Bart, Carnival should consider this a new Marketing Opportunity:
They can start selling ADVENTURE CRUISES! 
Pay your money and see if you're tough enough.
 Zomar


As big as those ships are, why can't they carry 100 port-a-potties for emergencies?
If nothing else, a long hose and a hand pump could've drawn enough sea water for flushes.

 

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Tim Teabow: Why I Hate Gays
He's agreed to speak at a hate church
 
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Longing for ESPN's 24-hour Tim Tebow coverage to fill the void of the offseason?
Lucky for you, he's forced his way back into the spotlight with a speaking appearance
at a Dallas megachurch known for its anti-gay, anti-Semitic pastor, Robert Jeffress.
 
Like Tebow, Jeffress knows how to grab the media spotlight; however, the Dallas pastor
prefers public condemnations of other religions to worm his way into earned media appearances.
 
In 2011, Jeffress said Mormonism and Islam originated in "the pit of Hell" and also added
that Jews were also ticketed for eternal damnation. A friend of Texas governor Rick Perry,
(That tells us all we need to knoe about the crazy pastor) he called Mormonism a cult and
told an audience that it should disqualify Mitt Romney from being President.  ha ha
 
The publicity whore has also had fun things to say about the gay and lesbian community,
including that "70 percent" of the population has AIDS (not true, obviously). Jeffress has
also said that homosexuals are more prone to assaults against children. (Also not true)
He also has said that Islam "promotes pedophilia."

Why is Teabow doing everything he can to make people hate him more?

Does he have Palin's disease?


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We Need to Call it Rape
GOP all but laugh at female victims

 Link

In 2011, schoolteacher Lydia Cuomo was brutally sexually assaulted at gunpoint by
off-duty cop Michael Pena. At the time, he told her he was going to blow her head off.
He forced himself on her, vaginally, anally and orally. In court later, Pena admitted to
sexually assaulting her. As Cuomo says now, “I feel like essentially I had a silver platter
of a rape case. I had witnesses, I had DNA, I had my own testimony, I had two cops.
I had them saying, ‘We admit he sexually assaulted you.’” But then she found out
that in the eyes of New York state, she had not been raped.

Despite all the seemingly clear-cut circumstances of her attack, Cuomo’s case was snagged
by the fact that while Pena admitted the oral and anal assault, he initially denied ever
penetrating her vaginally. And that, in New York, means she wasn’t raped. At Pena’s trial,
he was found guilty of criminal sexual act and predatory sexual assault charges. She later said,
“It was like, oh my God. I’ve sat through this. I’ve waited for this. And this jury just told me
‘You were sexually assaulted, but you weren’t raped.’”



Think how seriously the charge of rape would be if it came from men.


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 Subject: Pete Rose

Bart, Pete Rose didn't just bet on games he managed. 
He bet AGAINST his team sometimes.  He threw games.  

That can't be justified.  He deserves to be ostracized from Baseball. Sorry.
 Pete in KCMO...soon to be moving to ColoradoBart,


Pete, I didn't know Rose had admitted to that.
I knew they claimed he did that, because baseball likes to screw their heroes.

I Googled and found this:
While Rose admitted in his book that he bet on baseball games, he did not
admit to betting on Cincinnati Reds games. The Dowd Report, a 225-page
report that documented the MLB's case against Rose, indicated that it seemed
Pete Rose bet on the Reds every time they played a game. In 2007, Pete Rose
finally acknowledged that this allegation was true.


However, there is no evidence that Pete Rose ever bet against the Reds   Link

But baseball doesn't care.
Like cycling and Democrats, they love to eat their own.

 

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 Subject: long-time reader

Bart, been a reader since the Clinton years and love your site.
Wish you updated daily, but its a load of work. A couple of things.

If you want more clicks and views, ask your readers to make bartcop.com their home page.

Thanks so much and keep swinging the hammer.
 Mark
Santa Ana, Ca


Mark, thanks for that.

When I was away last week, I made a deal to get the page updated with new technology.
We want people to be able to comment on stories, "Like" them and forward them etc
and we're putting that system in, hopefully in just a couple of weeks.

Wish me luck.
I might be loving past 1996 Internet technology.


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Today's Sarah Palin Nude Photo

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Quotes

"Think how much healthier America would be if John McCain and Sarah Palin
  could stop projecting their anger for each other at the president."
     -- LOLGOP in a tweet

   
 
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There's a reason why some people don't have kids

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 Subject: why priests act the way they do

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Marty always has good stuff.

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 Subject: Rubio: Gov't can't change the weather

 So, ...there’s no point in plugging some of the holes in the boat until we can plug ALL of them?
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Bart, that's Hamlet by W. Shakespeare. 
My Senior Literature teacher, Miss Buckley (must have been 85) read the entire play to us. 
Exhausting!  She did teach us how to write a three part essay.  90% of her students didn’t
have to take Bonehead English in college.  Grateful for that!!
  Dale in Diamond Springs, CA



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Benny the Rat can buy the silence of a lot of raped boys
with that 80K Euro bling hanging from his neck.




Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture

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So scary, it has to be photoshopped.


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What do you call a Pope who resigns?





Subject: Thanks

Recently I gave my opinion about the BC Hotties, after you had asked on your site
(and you were kind enough to reply thanks), and was as honest as can be with you
that it really didn’t float my boat as I came to your site to basically get pissed off and
even occasionally feel a little self-righteous about my particular stances when it comes
to politics and religion, which for the most part we gloriously agree upon. 

The reason I write now is to say thank you very very much for your site, even though
I usually skip the hotties (not always!), I come back day after day to enjoy your page,
in fact it has been every day now since about 2002, and it is a part of my routine when
I need to get charged up about the issues.  I have never donated any bucks but will soon
when I am back in the saddle as I know it would be put to good use, and in the meantime
you are there every single day when I need you, and for that I say thank you!!!!!
 Vincent
Laguna Beach


Vincent, thanks for that.

 

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Know your Supermodels
 

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 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, I think that’s Leonor Varela. 
She could definitely be my Valentine!
 Mark the dentist



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Today's Wildlife Photo

 

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Spot the bear with the drinking problem..



 
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 Subject: Enough of Palin

I always said, if you ignore her, she will go away. 
Please get her off your site.
Why give her any attention? 
Even Fox got rid of her.
 
Thanks,
 Barbara, Upstate NY


I'm always saying, "They should be punished for telling that lie."

Sarah Palin has not yet scratched the surface of her punishment.


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From waaay back in Issue 133




"Bart, how is this on me?"










Going to Alaska

Mrs Bart has always wanted to go to Alaska and we thought we'd better go
before I have to drag an oxygen tank behind my wheelchair.

We bought tickets last year but we kept running into reasons why we couldn't go so
we're trying once again to go - and we're Alaska newbies. Astrocat says March is the

best month for aurora viewing and the weather isn't always freezing - hopefully.

I heard Alaska had something called Matanuska Valley Thuderfuck
but I'm a journalist so I can't say it exists because I've never seen any.

Any Bartcop readers in Seward, Whittier, Homer, Wasilla or Anchorage?

And something new we're trying:
Be in the Trip Report!

Kick in for a tank of gas or a few dollars towards a hotel or a ferry ride and your name
(Earl C in Erie, if you like) would be in the sure-to-be-fun Alaska Trip Report.

"And the fifth night we stayed at the Wild Moose Hotel in Valdez
  thanks to Bobby the Burner and Padre Mickey" type of thing.


So, I'm doing the page last week and PayPal calls.
They asked why I wasn't using their  "Buy now, Pay in 6 months" feature.

I told them I wasn't really in the business of selling things, but that people donated
a few sheckles now and then and he assured me that lots of people would donate now
if they knew they had 6 months interest-free to actually come up with the cash.

I have my doubts, but back in 2000 I had doubts about online donations in general
so what the hell - we'll give it as try for a week or so and see if anything comes in.
 

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Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 

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  It's her Mug shot from 1972



 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Kim Cattrall from Sex in the City
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Today's Mystery City

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    
Link  

Bart, Cripes it’s about time.  That’s the home of the World Champion Baltimore Ravens. 
Not really in the picture to the left is Federal Hill, where Union General Benjamin Butler aimed
canon at the City Hall to keep the southern sympathizing mayor and city council under control. 
If you don’t count the couple of hundred murders per year, it’s not a bad place to live.
  Steve


We last visited Baltimore in October 1998 to watch Homicide film a few scenes.
I was trying to get Richard Belzer's autograph, but he was in Washington DC
witnessing Richard Pryor receive his Kennedy Center Honors.

Completely by accident, I made Yaphet Kotto throw a hissy at a stop light.
I had the right-of-way, but I noticed Kotto was the other driver, so I said,
"Look, it's Yaphet Kotto!" and he got a mean look on his face (because I
wasted 3-4 seconds of his life) so he stomped the gas and drove away.


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Name the Star AND their Mystery Car

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's 1954 Chrysler Ghia-G
  lost your name, sorry
 
 


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What is today's History Mystery?   

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's true Civil Rights Hero Rosa Parks, who would have been 100 this month.
 Matthew in CA


 
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