Bartcop Radio links are at
the bottom of
the page!

Current Issue
Back Issues
 Subscribe to BartBlog Feed
How to Read
Members ( need password)
Subscribe to BartCop!
Contact Us
Advertise With Us
Link to Us
Why Donate?
The Forum  -
The Reader
Poster Downloads
Shirts & Shots
BartCop Hotties
More Links
BFEE Scorecard
Perkel's Blog
Power of Nightmares
Clinton Fox Interview
Part 1, Part 2
Money Talks
Cost of Bush's greed
White Rose Society
Project 60
Chinaco Anejo


Search Now:
In Association with

Link Roll
American Politics Journal
Barry Crimmins
Betty Bowers
Consortium News 
Daily Howler
Daily Kos
Democatic Underground 
Disinfotainment Today 
Evil GOP Bastards
Faux News Channel 
Greg Palast
The Hollywood Liberal 
Internet Weekly
Jesus General
Joe Conason 
Josh Marshall
Liberal Oasis
Make Them Accountable 
Mark Morford 
Mike Malloy 
Political Humor -
Political Wire
Randi Rhodes
Rude Pundit 
Smirking Chimp
Take Back the Media
More Links


Locations of visitors to this page

Politics * Humor * Chinaco Anejo * Trip Reports * World Series of Poker * Concert Reviews * Mountain Lakes * Bartcop Radio * BC-Hotties * 

WELCOME TO BARTCOP.COM A modem, a smart mouth and the truthNews and Commentary NOT Approved by Karl Rove, bcause vicious extremists can NOT be appeased.


March 9-18, 2013    Vol 3028 - Major Jet Lag

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Crazy Pub Ho Does it Again
The Devil looks like Obama?
Cardinal: Raping kids NOT a crime
Arrow Another Reason Thurston Lost
Arrow 'Burt Wonderstone' Crashes Hard
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow 'Mistresses 'star Alyssa Milano


Advertise        with,

Spend Money
, Make Money
Two days just $35
One week just $70

Don't let Bush's recession beat you.

Fight back!

Advertise on

We-need-a-GOP-civil-war Quotes

"The GOP of old has grown stale and moss covered. I don't think we need to name any names, do we?"
      --  Rand Paul, mocking crabby, old McCain (R-Depends)    Link

"We don't need a new idea. There is an idea: the idea is called America, and it still works."
      --  Marco Rubio, saying there are no problems in the GOP   Link

"Todd's got the rifle, I got the rack.”
      --  Pub Ho Palin, bragging about the size of her chest     Link
 But maybe the best quote of the week came from Steve Schmidt,
 the guy who ran McCain's campaign in 2008:

"This CPAC convention is increasingly the Star Wars bar scene of the conservative movement.
  All that’s missing is a couple of Wookies.”

  Send e-mail to Bart

Crazy Pub Ho Does it Again
Revs up Nazi-fest with her wild screaming



Sarah Palin served up red meat at the Nazi-fest Saturday, lambasting the Negro woth Horns
and the “mainstream media,” sneering at efforts to “rebrand” the Republican Party, and telling
Karl Rove to “go back to the Lone Star State and put your name on the ballot.”
The quitter may have no prospects of (or interest in) becoming an elected official again;
she may no longer have a high-paying sinecure as a Fox News pundit; and she may be too hot
to handle, too tea-party threatening for mainstream Republicans looking to break a string of five
losses in the last six presidential popular votes.  ha ha
“Moderation” and “accommodation” – ideas the GOP may need to approach if not adopt on
issues like immigration and gay rights – would not describe this Pub Ho.

Do you see why I predict we can't lose in 2016?
When have election results been so obvious 44 months in advance?

The Palins and Pigboys will NOT let the GOP become a mainstream party again.
They lost five of the last six popular votes because they weren't Nazi ENOUGH.

  Send e-mail to Bart

 Subject: missing you this week


Missing out on your page this week. 
I get paid tomorrow, and I'm going to Vegas. 

If I get inside the bubble, I'm donating my proceeds to the Treehouse. 
In other words, there's a very small chance of a donation coming your way, lol.

Hope you're enjoying Alaska. 

Tom, thanks for that.
I haven't taken a full week off in at over four years.

My paycheck is going to be down 25 percent this month.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Shop Online  sells  everything

Find your purchase
then come back here
and use this link

and they'll throw the Treehouse some pennies...

Amazon business has been slower than usual.
I hope things pick up between now and Christmas
because Amazon has become my financial lifeline.

Extra thanks to those of you who
use the Amazon Portal.

Someone bought  wooden kitchen island
for $312 (cheap!) so Amazon donated $12.66 to the Treehouse! 

I think everyone needs a wooden kitchen island in their house.

Thanks for using this link

Buy online
Free Shipping

Look for 'bartcop' in the link when you place the order.


Add the Amazon link
to your Favorites Bar


Search Now:
In Association with

This picture is all you need to know about Trump’s CPAC appearance
and the lack of respect even conservatives have for this clown.
Mario Piperni

Sirius XM 

Midnight - 3 AM

The Devil looks like Obama?

Glenn Beck says so and he's always right


The resemblance between Obama and an actor who plays the devil on History's "The Bible"
has drawn more than a little notice.   Glenn Beck was among the first to take to Twitter to
point out the resemblance between Obama and the actor Mohamen Mehdi Ouzaani. A slew
of tweets and news stories ensued, many from Obama supporters who weren't pleased.
The History channel had no comment.

I don't see the resemblance, myself.

This guy doesn't even have horns...

  Send e-mail to Bart

Cardinal: Raping kids NOT a crime
No wonder it's an epidemic in the Church

A South African cardinal who helped elect the new pro-rape pope this week has told the BBC
pedophilia is an illness and not a crime.
Cardinal Wilfrid Fox Napier, the Catholic Archbishop of Durban, told BBC Radio 5 on Saturday
that pedophilia was a "disorder" that needed to be treated.
"From my experience, pedophilia is actually an illness. It's not a criminal condition, it's an illness," he said.
Napier said he knew of at least two priests who became pedophiles after they were abused as children.
"Now don't tell me that those people are criminally responsible like somebody who chooses to do
something like that. I don't think you can really take the position and say that person deserves to
be punished. He was himself damaged."

Cardinal: "Oops!"
A gaffe is when you accidentally tell the truth

A South African cardinal on Monday apologized for offending victims of child abuse
when he described pedophilia as an illness and not a crime in a media interview.

Victims' rights groups and others said the comments by Cardinal Wilfrid Fox Napier,
the Catholic Archbishop of Durban, comments were insensitive, especially given
perceptions the Catholic Church has not done enough to root out abuse.

Not done enough?
Name one step they've ever taken...

"I apologize sincerely and unreservedly to all who were offended by the botched interview,
and especially to those who have been abused and need every help and support that the
Church can give," Napier said in a statement.

So, calling it a "botched" interview is the closest he came to taking it back?

  Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: you are wrong about drones


Send e-mail to Bart

Another Reason Thurston Lost
Everybody knows the real Romney


Romney really was exactly what he appeared to be.
And it was very foolish indeed not to hide it better:

The bartender who secretly filmed Mitt Romney's infamous "47 percent" speech
had met Romney at a previous fundraiser. At that event, he also tended bar.
He and Romney shared a typical bartender-to-patron moment.

"I handed him a diet Coke with lemon on it," the filmmaker recalled, "because I was
told that that's what he drank."  Romney didn't acknowledge his server at all.

"He took it and turned and didn't say anything," the filmmaker explained.
"I presented him the exact right drink that he wanted ... Had it there, sitting there on a napkin.
He took it out of my hand and turned his back without a 'thank you' or anything else."

The filmmaker also worked a party where Bill Clinton was the guest and Clinton went out
of his way to meet and greet the servers. Smart politicians know that everybody has a vote.
Decent human beings always thank the servers. Romney isn't either.

  Send e-mail to Bart

 Subject: What are American Values?

We Americans are proud of our "American Values". But what are our values?
Our values are not what we believe, but what we do.  It's what we do that defines
who we are as a nation.

On a day when Wall Street is at an all time high we as a nation are cutting services
for the poor, the children, and the elderly. We are a nation that subsidizes millionaires
on the backs of the poor. I think that's wrong and that's not the American Values
I grew up to be proud of.
 Marc Perkel


  Send e-mail to Bart

There's a reason why some people don't have kids


 Send e-mail to Bart

Marty's Entertainment Page
has new stuff
every day

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

Follow us on Twitter and Facebook
Get updates when a new issue goes up.

Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, that's the first line of Norman Maclean's "A River Runs Through It."
 Mac at Caesar's Head, SC

 Send Classic Lines to Bart

Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture


This is not me in Alaska.

 Send e-mail to Bart

Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, that looks like Candice Bergen's nose...
I never thought of her as a supermodel, though.

Russ, she worked as a fashion model before she took up acting.

  Send e-mail to Bart

'Burt Wonderstone' Crashes Hard
Big budget disastera are killing Warner Brothers


Worse news than was thought: “Burt Wonderstone” comes in at $10.3 million.

This film is a puzzlement. Why it was allowed to butt up against “Oz the Great and Powerful,”
another family film with magic that had “The Wizard of Oz” marketing edge?
And the mixed to poor reviews didn’t help. Neither did the very tacky looking posters.

When will Hollywood learn the public will not pay to see Steve Carrell in a movie?

They didn't learn anything from that $175M disaster Evan Almighty?
How many mega-disasters will it take before they learn Carrell's not bankable?

  Send e-mail to Bart

Today's Wildlife Photo



Send e-mail to Bart

 Subject: Women

Talking about their lives is not your strong suit.

Catherine, you had a chance to educate me
but I have no idea what subject you're on.

  Send e-mail to Bart

Been to Alaska and it went great

We took over 400 photos so the Alaska Trip Report will take time to compose.

Meanwhile, if you'd care to donate...

You could
PayPal something to

Click to Subscribe

or make a one-time Donatation

.OR you could send a "love" check to
PO Box 54466
Tulsa, OK  74155

Today's Mystery Celebrity Photo 


She was on a Top Ten TV show...

 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that is Frances Bavier (Aunt Bea from Mayberry). 
Everyone was young once.
 Jim W

  Send e-mail to Bart

Bartcop's Computer Repair
We can fix your computer

We do the repairs magically, over the Net.

Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair

Sign up now!

We come to you!

Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, that is the Limmat River in the Altstadt district of Zurich, Switzerland.
  Glen A

Send e-mail to Bart

Name the Star AND their Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Only one person got Al Jolson and his Mercedes.

I read thru more e-mails to see if anybody got the year of the Mercedes
and when I discovered nobody did, I went back to look for the original
e-mail which, of course, is nowhere to be found

Sorry about that.

  Send e-mail to Bart

What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Fidel Castro at the Lincoln Memorial in April, 1959,
a few months after he took power in Cuba.

 Send e-mail to Bart

Subject: donation

Thanks to Bill B in Denison, TX.

Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on.  
As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" seems to be my best bet to stay on the InnerNets.
if you shop with them, you might even save some money.

Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online.

It never hurts to check prices.

'Mistresses 'star Alyssa Milano
Will she finally get a show that's watchable?

  Check out  over 200 sexy and tasteful photos of  Alyssa Milano

More hot babes in
BC Hotties

Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties...

Send Your Hottie Suggestion to Bart

Shopping online?

 Use this Amazon portal
and they'll send
a few pennies from each dollar.

Use this link to Order


Search Now:
In Association with

Read the  Previous Issue  of

 It had everything.

 Copyright © 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000,
 2001, 2002,
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007,
 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013,

Looking for something in a back issue?


Thanks to  subscribers.

We know you work hard for your money, so we take it as
a compliment when you throw some our way each month.

Click Here to see if reality
 is a good fit for your life

Computer Tyme Hosting is owned by Marc Perkel, who first put Bartcop on the Internet back in 1996 and keeps Bartcop online today.

Marc hosts several other political sites including American Politics Journal, Political Strikes, Faux News Channel, Seeds of Doubt and interesting sites like the
Church of Reality - a religion based on believing in everything that is real.

Our motto for this year is - "No Anti-Bush Site Left Behind". So - if you have an anti-bush site and you are  choking on hosting fees or dealing with threats - let us know and we'll help keep you online.

 We also have that strongest server side spam filtering on the planet.
Check out Marx Mail for info on how you can have a Spam Free Email Account.

 Marc Perkel's Church

If it's Real - we believe in it!
Click here to join the Church of Reality mailing list.

Bartcop radio

To hear the RADIO SHOWS, you must have a login and password.
Click Here  to subscribe and get your login and password.

Click to get to the Archived Radio Shows  and BartCop are trademarks of attempts at humor


Privacy Policy
. .