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Weekend-Monday, April 6-8, 2013    Vol 3040 - Cricket Pizza

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Our Coming War with Korea
Innocent Player gets Signed
History on Gay Marriage
Arrow They Rape Kids in Philly
Arrow VA GOP wants to Outlaw BJs
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"Could a father not marry his son?... It's not incest between men (because)
  incest (law) is there to protect us from inbreeding, but men don't breed..."
       --  actor Jeremy Irons, trying his best to become the next Michelle Shocked    Link

 What compels people to be so ignorant?

 Even if you want all gays put in ovens, why broadcast that stupid opinion?

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Our Coming War with Korea
  by Eric Margolis

What would a war in Korea look like?
First, nuclear conflict is unlikely.

I can't belive he wrote that.
In my opinion, if there's a war, nuclear conflict is guaranteed.

North Korea is not believed to have any long or medium-ranged nuclear weapons,
certainly none that could hit North America. 

That is such bullshit - why do people keep saying that?
If they have nukes (Sec Def Hagel says they do) they can put them
on a f-ing boat
and send it into the San Fransisco Bay and BOOM.
Why do people say they can't deliver it?
Even if they detonate it 50 miles west of San Fran, the wind blows East.

North Korea might be able to strike South Korea with a nuclear device.
But then US nuclear weapons would wipe North Korea off the map.
North Korea would launch a surprise attack on the south to occupy Seoul and Inchon.
North Korea’s elite 88,000 special forces units would attack and neutralize these air bases
as well as headquarters, communication nodes, and munitions depots of the US and South Korea.

All thru the Cold War, Russia promised (as if that meant something) NOT to use nukes first.
America refused to make that same promise - do you know why?

Because if Russia and East Germany suddenly came with troops and tanks,
our ONLY defense would be small nukes launched from tanks to repel the invaders.

We have (maybe) 25,000 troops in South Korea.
If North Korea suddenly comes with 200,000 troops, Obama will have to decide:
Does he start a nuclear war OR sacrifice South Korea and those 25,000 American troops?

I"m pretty sure I know what Obama will do.
What do YOU think he'd do if they come?

 I have opinions on that, Bart

BTW, saying "War is bad" is not going to save those 25,000 troops.

 Subject: Disappointed in History Channel

I am very disappointed with the History Channel over their "The Bible" series.
The definition of "history" is a record of what really happened. History is a
reality-based word and is in the domain of the reality-based community.

The problem we realists have with "The Bible" series is that none of those events are real
historical events. In short - it never happened. The Earth wasn't created 6000 years ago.
There was no ark and no flood. No mass killing of the first born Egyptions, no wandering
the desert for 40 year, no parting of the Red Sea. People in the Bible like Noah, Moses,
Jesus are not historical figures. They no more existed than Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.
These are all stories - fictional people. They aren't like Lincon, Washington, Newton,
Einstein, Ben Franklin, or even Hitler - people who are real and actually existed.

So by depicting stories like "The Bible" on a channel called "The History Channel" they are
representing fiction and fact as if there is no difference. In doing so they are committing
blasphemy against reality itself, basically stating that reality doesn't matter. Well reality does
matter because if we don't learn to live in right relationship with reality the mighty hand of
Darwin might strike us down like he did the Dinosaurs. .

We need to understand the capital T Truth, what really happened in History.
So I say to the History Channel, "May Darwin have mercy on your soul!"
 Marc Perkel

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History Decides on Gay Marriage


George W. Bush deserves a crumb of credit for the historic success of same-sex marriage.
By making a Constitutional amendment banning “gay marriage” a centerpiece of his re-election,
Bush showed that being anti-marriage equality was like most of his policies: a cowardly distraction.
Even the most backward conservatives are beginning to recognize that proponents of same-sex marriage
are blessed with unbeatable strategic advantages that have all been nurtured by a triumphant LGBT
movement that will be studied, revered and imitated for generations.   The once well-funded opposition
to gay rights sees that it isn’t in their economic interest to continue opposing the inevitable.

A huge advantage for those on the right side of history is that there is no actual rational argument against it.

I think I read when they were arguing this before the bought-and-paid-for Supreme Court,
a reality judge asked, "And how would traditional marriage be harmed if gays marry?"
and the hatemongers just stood there, kicking imaginary dirty because they had no answer.

Like most GOP policies, the fools have REALLY strong feelings on a subject that they can't explain.

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 Subject: Michelle Shocked

Hey Bart,
I am over 60, have used the English language all my life..
But for the life of me, I cannot figure out what the hell she is saying, or her logic, or her syntax.

She could be speaking Mandarin and it would have the same effect.
I mean WTF??
Keep swinging that Hammer

Fred, I think she's stuck.

She said what she said and she can't explain why and still have a career so she's
using all this "I don't respect reality" bullshit as a smokescreen to hide her shame.

Did you see her on Piers Morgan?
She started with that nonsense and Piers said,
"Thanks for being clear - and coming up next..."

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They Rape Kids in Philly
Shocker! 3 Priests Removed!  New Pope Different?


Three more priests were permanently removed from ministry by the Archdiocese of Philadelphia
on Sunday, including one whose accuser killed himself after his allegation was dismissed by church officials.

This is not a religious organization.

This is a worldwide rape organization dressed in colorful costumes.
If some kids die - so what?

A man has needs, you know...

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 Subject: Re: solving gay marriage

Bart, the idea that people will allow the government reclassify their marriages as anything else is not realistic.
There'd be total outrage! Contrast this to polling, which currently shows that a majority of Americans are
comfortable with the idea of same sex marriage.

Second of all, why should we be appeasing Republicans for their intolerance? Was this idea floated in the 60s
in order to try to get racists to tolerate government recognition of interracial relationships? GOP opposition on
this issue has nothing to do with the label "marriage," as they claim, but everything to do with denying gay people
equal rights.

Even though it's fashionable for Republicans to say that they support civil unions, no Republican-controlled state
has passed them, and no republican-controlled legislature has taken action on them. Colorado, for example,
recently passed civil union legislation? The opposition? You guessed it...Republicans.

Gay marriage will be a reality soon, the opposition is dying off, and to not push for it
while embracing this non-starter I feel to be just ridiculous.

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Better yet, why did God create evil?
Or was He powerless to stop whoever created evil?

Why did God create gay "abominations?"

Why didn't God know Lucifer was going to turn on Him?
Did God get smarter as time went on?

If He had it to do all over again,
would He make the same mistakes?

VA GOP wants to Outlaw Oral Sex
AG wants to enforce sodomy laws - how?

     Ken Cuccinelli wants Oral Sex Outlawed


Virginia's Teabagging Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has asked a court to
revisit its decision to throw out the state’s sodomy law.
Cuccinelli’s office filed a petition with the U.S. Court of Appeals on March 26.
A three-panel judge had ruled against a section of Virginia’s “Crimes Against Nature”
statute, which outlawed non-vaginal sex which the court ruled was unconstitutional.

Looks like the Democrat will win 75 states in 2016.

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I agree - how can we get word to Obama?

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Marty's Entertainment Page
has new stuff
every day

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Katy Perry jumping rope in Madagascar to support UNICEF.
That should be on Pay-Per-View.

Marty always has good stuff.

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Innocent Player gets Signed
Falcons sign man Exonerated of rape

With that dark skin, he sure looks guilty...


At 17, Brian Banks had what high school juniors dream of. Ranked 11th nationwide
as middle linebacker, the Californian had committed to play football at USC.
 All of that went away the day he was wrongfully convicted of rape.
Now, at age 27, after spending five years in prison, five on probation and receiving an
exoneration, Banks revived his dream and signed on to the Atlanta Falcons on Wednesday.

 "I can't believe this is happening. It's surreal," he said after signing his contract.
"Aside from getting my life back and my freedom back, this is the biggest accomplishment
of my life. But it is also just the beginning."
In 2002, Banks was accused by a friend of rape and kidnapping. After waiting a year to
stand trial and despite a lack of DNA evidence, he pleaded no contest in order to avoid a
possible 41-year sentence. The plea deal resulted in five years behind bars.

I talked about this last issue.  He was 100% innocent, but he pled guilty
to raping an old friend to avoid a 41-year sentence from the racist, all-white jury.

This isn't supposed to happen in the land of the free and the home of the brave.


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How very Republican -- give handouts to the rich and destroy education
since they know educated voters will never vote for them.

Michael Jackson's $40B Trial
Mother brings wrongful death suit against concert promoter


Michael Jackson died four years ago but rival legal teams are preparing to pitch
competing versions of his demise in a $40bn lawsuit which will put Jackson's
private and public dramas back in the spotlight.

Details of Jackson's drug-taking, mental state and lowest moments, including the child
molestation charges, are due to be scrutinised anew in a wrongful death lawsuit brought
by Jackon's mother, Katherine, against the concert promoter AEG Live.

She claims the company was negligent in hiring Murray to care for her son, and that he
pressured Jackson to the breaking point while he prepared for a planned series of 50 comeback
shows in July 2009 in in London. The $40bn figure is for forfeited earnings and other damages.

My close friend Perry Sanders Jr is all up in this trial. I read online that Katherine
hired Perry because she heard of his reputation as a "miracle worker" from others in
the Black comunity.  He took the cases other lawyers wouldn't take - and he won.

Does Perry have another miracle up his sleeve?

Funny, 40 years ago, Perry and I had a similar lifestyle.
Play some pool, play some poker, play some foosball, maybe find time to attend a class...

Now he owns a $30M hotel and I have a virtual Tequila Treehouse.
He has the weight of a $40B trial on his shoulders while I struggle
to get Republican dick jokes uploaded by 1 PM Central.

A good luck shot of Chinaco for Perry Sanders Jr.

The worst part?
Last time we played pool he won and that never happens.

What's the point of a misspent youth if the guy
who went to his classes can beat me at pool?

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Bart, that's The Princess Bride by William Goldman.
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I don't think my good friend Ted is being honest, here.
I don't know of anyone who thinks it's OK to kill "foreigners."

Why couldn't Ted be honest and say "terrorists" instead?

he had to change "terrorists" to "foreigners" because too many
people would agree that it's OK to kill "terrororists" so he changed
the facts to make his point, which mean the facts as they stand
wouldn't work so he changed them.

By changing the wording, he's admitting he lost
the original argument, so what's his point?

Ted, if you have to cheat to win, you didn't win shit.

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It's not the same - Iran has 6,000 spinning-ever-faster centrifuges.
What's the point of a toon that lies?

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That's Nikki Hart aka Anna Nicole Smith.

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Hey Bart,
   A short note to say thank you for providing
Jordan's expertise in computer work onto your website....
he has assisted me numerous times, with a kindness and
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Jordan's the best!
He can't be stumped and he knows everything about computers.
I'm glad he was able to help you like he's helped me.

Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, that's Detroit, Michigan
  H. Shalette

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Name the Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that appears to be a 1971 Pontiac LeMans with the GTO
Endura front end and GTO badges, some call it a GTO clone.

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, the bearded man is Leon Trotsky, a Russian Marxist revolutionary and theorist,
Soviet politician, and the founder and first leader of the Red Army. The woman next to him
is Mexican painter Frida Kahlo. The picture was taken in 1937, when Trotsky arrived in Mexico.
 Leo in Maryland

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