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Thurs-Friday,  April 25-26, 2013    Vol 3051 - Cordial? 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Trouble in Neo-Con Paradise?
Marble-Mouth Pot Policy
Obama a Caveman compared to...
Arrow Do you have a Computer virus?
Arrow Trump Ad Banned in Britain
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"It would not make sense for us to see a top priority as going after
(pot) users in states that have determined that it's legal,"
   --  our Marble-mouthed President, with all the clarity of a mud puddle    Link

"We're coming after you sons of bitches."
       --  Obama's Drug Czar      Link

 This is bad for Obama because it makes him a liar OR
  it proves he has no idea what his drugs czar is doing and saying.


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Trouble in Neo-Con Paradise?


A question from C-SPAN’s Steve Scully met with a revealing coolness from Bush.
“There’s been a lot of attention, new documentary, on Dick Cheney,” said Scully.
“What has your relationship been like between you two since you left the White House?”
“You know it’s been cordial — but he lives in Washington and we live in Dallas,” Bush replied.


That's how you describe relations with your ex-wife if there's
no fist fight when you drop the kids off after a weekend visit.

Plus, Bush seems to be saying Dallas doesn't have phones, or e-mail, or airports.
Tell us the truth, for once, Monkey.
Tell us you were betrayed by an evil man who had a brain, unlike you.

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Marble-Mouth Pot Policy
Why can't Obama speak clearly?


The White House released a new drug strategy on Wednesday, which does not
directly address the recent legalization of marijuana in Colorado and Washington state.
The plan  does emphasize a trend away from criminal action against users.
"We cannot arrest our way out of the drug problem," stated a marble mouthed summary.
"Obama has made clear (that is such bullshit) we will not focus limited
  Federal drug enforcement resources on individual drug users."

You say that, but then you threaten to arrest their LEGAL suppliers,
forcing them to deal with underground characters and ILLEGAL dealers.

Even in their bullshit disclaimer they say,  "we will not FOCUS resources,"
which is just more marble-mouthed bullshit so you can have it both ways.

Somewhere, maybe Portland or Seattle, the police policy is:
"Arresting pot smokers is the LOWEST prioroty of this department,"
which is still weasel words but they're clearer than Obama's double-speak

Is our president afraid to speak clearly?
Or is he unable to speak clearly?

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 Subject: The Past doesn't Change - even for Bush

Although the news media can attempt to alter what we remember about the Bush administration
you can't actually change the past. What happened happened and the results of what Bush did are still with us.

The 16 trillion dollar debt is still here. The wealth transfer from the middle class to the rich are still here.
All the people who died in Iraq and Afghanistan are still dead. With the help of big media the memory
might fade but the facts are still the same. One think that I think we can agree on.
When it come to Bush - we shall forever be in his debt.
 Marc Perkel

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Priest Indicted for Child Porn
Are there ANY celebate priests left?


A federal grand jury indicted a Catholic priest in St. Louis on Wednesday on child pornography charges
involving Internet images of a boy under the age of 18, in the latest sex accusation to rock the Church.

No, this doesn't "rock" the Catholic Church.
This is just the 3,577th priest who got caught.

William Vatterott, 36, was charged with possession of child pornography, according to the indictment.
He faces a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $250,000, if convicted.

The indictment is the latest in a series of abuse accusations to hit the U.S. Catholic Church over the
past two decades. The scandals have cost the Church billions of dollars in settlements and driven
prominent dioceses into bankruptcy.

Vatterott was also accused of an incident involving underage drinking and inappropriate behavior.

So, he got some little boy drunk and raped him?
So why are you charging him with kiddie porn instead of child rape?

It's a worldwide organized child rape ring - that's all this is.

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Subject: Boston

Boston the city of Unconstituional scared pansies!

Police searching for suspect in Boston bombing

Im sure you supported this 100% you anti-american scum!
 Blasphy B

Like most handjobs with a complaint, you don't make any fucking sense.

Did I support the search and capture of the mass murderer? 
Sure, all sane people did, but that doesn't include you?

For some reason, those to my Left are VERY upset that the police
searched Boston until they caught this murdering fuck.
I wish those people had the ability to explain themselves,

Are you taunting Boston for being scared?
I guess a "real man" like you is OK with getting your legs blown off?

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Obama a Caveman compared to...
25 people who are more evolved than Obama...


On April 20, people around the nation celebrated the 4/20 holiday by smoking, toking and
eating marijuana. According to Obama law, they could all be arrested for using a Schedule I
substance, a classification that also includes drugs such as LSD, PCP and heroin.

Obama supports that law, or at least has done nothing to change it -- and he could, simply by
rescheduling marijuana out of Schedule I. Despite his past as a renowned ringleader of the
pot-smoking "Choom Gang" while growing up in Hawaii, his current Thirties-based position
offers little sympathy for marijuana, regardless of the drug's legal status in various states.

So, who is more evolved than Obama when it comes to pot?
Bill Clinton, no surprise there. Bill has brains AND courage
Jimmy Carter, ditto
Al Sharpton, ditto
NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg, ditto
Former NM Gov Gary Johnson, (R)
Rand Paul
Ron Paul
Rep Don "Wetback" Young (R-AK)
Pat f-ing Robertson, for Christ's sake!
Dana f-ing Rohrabacher, for Christ's sake!
Glenn f-ing Beck, for Christ's sake!
Rick f-ing Perry, for Christ's sake!
Sarah f-ing Palin, for Christ's sake!

Why can't Obama be as reasonable as Sarah Palin, Pat Robertson, Glenn Beck and Rick Perry?

When it comes to pot, Obama turns into Richard Nixon, (not a compliment)

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Do you have a Computer virus?

I've avoided mentioning this until now, because I'm semi-in the computer virus repair business,
but so many of you have sent me spam, I can no longer read one line e-mails.

I'll get an e-mail from my good friend, say "Bill," who I know and trust, which reads,
"Bart, you're going to love this" and then there's a link to some spam site.

So if you send me a link, you have to write more than, "Bart, check this out - it's great!"

I assume you can check your "Sent" folder to see which contacts you've been spamming.
My super-tech Jordan can fix this - might cost you $80-$100 - but while he's in there
he'll give you a tune up and fix whatever else is broke.

This isn't techinically a commercial for Bartcop Worldwide Computer Repair,
but the fake e-mails have really gotten out of hand and (I assume) Perkel's filter
isn't stopping the spam e-mails because they always come from my friends.


Yesterday I received several more spam e-mails from friend and subscribers.
One guy wrote to say he had the CONDUIT virus and he just got it cleaned.

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 Subject: Stop blaming the victims

Re: the creepy intern and the nude pictures.

You wrote:

<Maybe this would happen less if women would stop posing naked for cell phones?>

You know what would stop robberies at 7/ll? 
Not having any money at the 7/11. Etc, etc.
 Michele U

I would never blame the victim.
Perhaps I wasn't clear. What often happens is a guy says,
"Please blow me on video.
  I won't show anyone - honest!" and his girlfriemd reluctantly agrees.

Them he e-mails copies to all his friends and the girl wonders, "How could this have happened?"

I call it the Dr. Laura rule:

"If you don't spread your legs for a camera, nobody will have a picture of your hoohoo."

Plus a 7-11 needs cash to operate.
A lady doesn't need to pose nude for every boyfriend.

(Single men everywhere are screaming, "Shut up!")

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The question remains as to whether the Boston tragedy would have occurred had Dick Cheney
and his neocon evildoers not pressured an ignorant man who had no right occupying the White House,
to invade Iraq, thereby pushing countless Muslims into the ‘I hate America’ camp?
There’s no way of knowing for sure but…

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 Subject: Good guys

I was brought up watching WWII movies that showed we were the good guys. 
I continued to believe that through the nightly news images and body counts of Vietnam. 
It wasn't until I went to college, and began learning about the other side of the glorious
country of America, that I bagen to understand the truth.  We are the bad guys. 
We have always been the bad guys.  We may have taken a few years off between
1942-1945, but we went right back to being the bad guys.
I recently read Oliver Stone's book THE UNTOLD HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES. 
I knew a lot of what he wrote was true, but I was appalled at the magnitude and continuity of it all,
from one administration to another, all the way up to Obama.  It sickened me to read it. 
I became more ashamed to be an American with every chapter. 
Most of the rest of the world has good reason to hate America.
  Ron in Australia

Ron, I disagree and I think you're looking at things funny.

Yes, there is a lot that we're not proud of in our past,
but you seem to be comparing America to perfection.

America has semi-run the world over the last 60-70 years.
Think how different the world would be if it was run by Hitler or Stalin
or Pol Pot or Kim Jon Dung or Idi Amin or Saddam or Gadaffy - get my point?.

Also, a lot of other countries don't aloow the truth to be taught at their schools
and every newspaper and TV show is run by the government.

As evil as man can be, America could be a LOT worse.

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Trump Ad Banned in Britain
His "misleading imagery" lies too much


Britain’s Advertising Standards Agency has ruled that Donald Trump’s anti-wind farm advert
should be withdrawn in its current form.   The independent advertising regulator said today that
the ad from Trump International Gold Club Scotland is misleading and cannot be substantiated.
The ad warns that wind farms would hurt Scottish tourism and mar Scotland’s beauty.
It features a photograph of a wind farm development overlooking a crowded highway in California.
Trump has been fighting the wind energy project, which he believes may mar the view
from his luxury golf resort in Scotland.

I agree - why let free energy ruin the view for the super-rich?

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 Subject: Why Can't Obama Chill?

Bart  -

Obama needs to look as though he is doing something.
Aside from caving in to Republicans. Aside from being
the Democratic President who crippled Social Security.
Aside from signing a bill which legalizes insider trading.
Aside from allowing the Bush war criminals from walking away free.
Aside get the picture.

Besides, imprisoning nonviolent pot smokers increases
the bottom line of the for-profit prison corporations and
provides them nonviolent prisoners who don't cause problems.
Obama is just another sleazy politician, lazily sucking
at the corporate tit. I wish that it were otherwise.
 Mick from Darkest Arizona

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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, that's from Pearl S. Buck's "The Good Earth" (so good they end up eating it).
 Matthew in CA

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's Alexis Carrington, AKA  Joan Collins who played
Edith Keeler in Star Trek's City on the Edge of Forever, written by Harlan Ellison.

First time I remember hearing anyone swear on prime time TV;
Kirk's final line "Let's get the hell out of here."

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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Nobody got Buffalo, NY,

Either I have no readers in Buffalo
or I do and they don't recognize their city.

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Name the Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

bart, that's a 1938 Pontiac Sports Coupe.
Before it was so lovingly and correctly restored, it probably looked like this:

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

That's Dr. Samuel J. Mudd, the man who set and bandaged
John Wilkes Booth's broken leg after the Lincoln assassination.
He was later convicted as a conspirator, but spared the death penalty
by one vote and was sentenced to life in prison. He was a greatgreatuncle
of Roger Mudd, well known CBS correspondent and evening news anchor.

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