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Wednesday August 14, 2013    Vol 3109 - Stunt driven

And as we wind on down the road...

Arrow GOP - shut down government?
Arrow Boston Bomber Friends Plead
Pot Victim Taken and Murdered
Arrow Rodeo Clown Monkey Mail
Arrow Athiests Smarter than Faithers
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Supermodel Barbara Stoyanoff

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On CBS News last night, Scott Pelley said Edward Snowden did an interview with
the New York Whore Times, Cheney's paper, where he refered to himself as "a spy."

They didn't make clear for whom he was spying, but why can't I find that quote anywhere?
It's not on the CBS website and the Whore Times site is down - why?

Is the American media helping Snowden by burying that quote?

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GOP advised to shut down government
They KNOW they'll get the blame, but they're doing it anyway


A leading conservative group unveiled poll results Wednesday that it said should comfort Republicans
who are squeamish about shutting down the government in an effort to defund Obamacare.

The poll from Heritage Action for America prove that triggering a government shutdown in an attempt
to gut the new health care law would not be detrimental to the GOP.

OF COURSE it's detrimental, you guys are just too racially-blind to see the obvious.

Even Mitch the Bitch knows better.

McConnell: Shutting down the government won't stop ObamaCare


And remember what Thurston said?

"What would come next when soldiers aren't paid, when seniors fear for their Medicare and
Social Security, and when the FBI is off duty?   In the final analysis, Obamacare would get its funding,
our party would suffer in the next elections, and the people of the nation would not be happy."   Link

That's TRUE, but the crazy Teabaggers just don't care.

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The GOP is about to kill this soldiers's food stamps.
Gee, I wonder if they'll catch hell for that?

 Subject: Amazon Click-Thru


My girlfriend has an Amazon Prime account. 
How can I set this up to cut you in every time we use it? 
We purchase tons of household items through Amazon,
and I would love for you to wet your beak also.

Phil, I have no idea.

When it comes to tech stuff, I really have an IQ of 64.

Anyone know how to set that up?

 Subject: Amazon Click-Thru


I've been using the click through for a while, now, and when
I select an item eligible for Prime, it's automatically applied.

MJ, thanks for that. 

 Subject: Amazon Click-Thru

Bart, all they have to do is make certain they are signed into their Amazon Prime Account.
Then they use the Amazon link on your website (same as anyone else does) and just shop.
You'll get a cut of everything they buy for 48 hours.

Yvette, thanks for that.
Having lost my advertisers, I'm down to Amazon and the kindness of my readers :)

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Boston Bomber Friends in Deep Shit
They pled not guilty to their crimes


Two college friends of the surviving Boston Marathon bombing suspect pleaded not guilty Tuesday
to allegations that they conspired to obstruct justice by agreeing to destroy and conceal some of their
friend’s belongings as he evaded authorities.

Dias Kadyrbayev and Azamat Tazhayakov, both 19-year-old nationals of Kazakhstan, are in deep shit.

On April 18, Tsarnaev’s friends took his laptop from his dorm room, along with a backpack that had
fireworks with explosive powder and a jar of petroleum jelly, which is used to seal the bomb. They say
Kadyrbayev got a text from Tsarnaev suggesting that he go to his dorm room and “take what’s there.”
Kadyrbayev later put the items in a trash bin outside the New Bedford apartment.

Attorneys for the two men have said their clients did not knowingly take evidence from the dorm.
Both face up to 25 years in prison.

I say throw the book at the little bastards.
It's one thing to get rid of a bag of weed if the cops are coming,
but you don't help the murdering bomber hide evidence of his crimes

It my understanding they'll get deported back to the hell of Kazakhstan.

OK, but what if saying lives is illegal?

We will be in California next week
I've got some bad months coming up, wanted to have some fun before going to hell.
If you'd like to get together, keep an eye on Twitter.

Got any ideas where we could meet?

Tally suggested  El Torito's in Burbank, near NBC.
We're talking Monday, early, maybe 5-6 PM or so.
I'll tweet final details when we have them.

Mon-Tues are the days we'll be available in Los Angeles.

Wed-Thurs I'll be busy helping Perry Sanders Jr with trial strategery
but he might prefer to play some poker, instead.

Friday we're heading north, might drive up the coast towards San Francisco.

Saturday we'll be at The Greatest Place on Earth.

Maybe we'll see you next week?

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2 year old taken from Pot Parents, Murdered
Yes, it's another marijuana-related death IN TEXAS


Two-year-old Alexandria Hill was placed in foster care after her parents were caught
smoking marijuana in their home while she slept. Authorities charged them with
"neglectful supervision," and just months away from getting their baby back, the parents
learned they would never see their young child again. Placed in a foster home to protect
her from them, Alexandria was brutally beaten to death by her care-giver

The tragedy raises questions about laws equating marijuana use with neglect, particularly
when the punishment involves placing a child in a potentially abusive environment, away
from loving parents. Incidents of abuse are higher than average in foster homes, and
children often struggle to thrive away from their parents. Thus, the removal of children
from their parents' home should be executed rarely and only in times of absolute necessity.

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 Subject: that rodeo clown that got fired and banned for life  Story

Bush and conservatives have put up with satire bullshit against us for 50 years.
it was comedy against conservatives and now ONE STUPID GAG AT A STATE FAIR

To all of your f'ing liberal, democrat, #%^%*#+%¥£€#% people.
 F   YOU!!!
 Mike Graham

We hated Bush, for sure, but it wasn't racial.

Sorry your racist friend got fired.

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Study: Athiests Smarter than Faithers
Cue the outrage? Or makes sense to me?


An analysis of 63 scientific studies by the University of Rochester has concluded (somewhat controversially)
that atheists are more intelligent than churchy types. Of the studies analyzed, 53 reflected "a reliable negative
relation between intelligence and religiosity."

The team of psychologists hastened to point out, however, that it didn't mean people were dumb if they
believed in God — rather, that the more intelligent a person was, the more inclined they were to form
their own world view. For the purposes of the study, intelligence was defined as "ability to reason, plan,
solve problems, think abstractly, comprehend complex ideas, learn quickly, and learn from experience."

That all sounds pretty neat – but not much good when you're burning in hell with a pitchfork in your butt.

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  Subject: Mikey Weinstein to Speak in Tulsa


I don’t know how much you know about Mikey Weinstein.  
The Military Religious Freedom Foundation is a watchdog organization drawing attention to the escalating
proselytizing of the evangelicals in the military.  They hope to have an all fundamentalist military in 20 years. 
Hey, the right-wing nuts designed a plan after Pat Robertson lost the 1988 election to train their followers in
all things politic and to get their kind elected to office.  So the Christian Coalition came down the pike, and
what do we have now?  A Republican party dominated by these loony tunes and perpetual grid lock which
is destroying this country.  And they don’t care.

If you read some of the stories Mikey has to tell, you get a chill down your spine.  We’re headed for the
Christian Crusades II. Look what happened when some of these religious nuts went to Iraq and Afghanistan. 
They were American soldiers who were trying to convert the Muslims to Christianity, well, that is, when they
weren’t killing them in a good, old-fashioned Christian tradition called “slaughter.”  

Of course, the Muslims would think they were in the middle of a holy war with the U.S.  The Fundamentalists
and Evangelicals want to take over the military, in order to overthrow the government.  People may think I’m
paranoid to say that, but if they take over our government, every liberal will be tracked down like a dog and
slaughtered in the name of a vengeful God. 

Great scenario for another science fiction series, like “Rapture.”  Except it won’t be science fiction. 
As one who’s been there, done that, it’s not as far-fetched as it seems.
Will you give this event coverage on your page?
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Security for the event will be handled by my good friend Anthony Burnside
One needs security when battling the religiously insane.

Barbara Santee is like THE Democrat in Tulsa.
I'm inclined to grant any favor she asks :)

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Subject: Tony Romo

Being originally from SF and being a 49ers fan, I've always shared my dislike of the Cowboys
with you (though I think you dislike them even more than I do). 

You think after last season Romo might  be a little jealous of Kaepernick?
In 7 season of starting QB for the Cowboys, Romo has a grand total of 1 post season win. 
Kaepernick only has 10 total career starts and already has 2!
  RJ, nomadic pillar

ha ha

Are you sure Romo has a playoff win?

Jerry Jones says he's sticking with Romo no matter what!
As a Cowboy hater, it doesn't get any better than that.


"Tony Romo has not earned a dollar he’s been given in this league … he is a thief.
  They need to bring him up on federal charges right now. He don’t even have a ski mask on.
  I’ll tell you right now, if a man robs you with no ski mask on, he’s going to kill you. 
  That’s exactly what he’s doing, he’s killing the franchise. He’s not worried about witnesses at all.
  He’s killing the franchise right now. There’s 75,000 witnesses and nobody’s going to testify against him.”
     --  former NFL defensive lineman Travis Johnson,    Link

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It's been a GREAT summer, weatherwise.
It hasn't hit 115 ONCE this summer.
The last two summers were 110 all summer.

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Last issue's Mystery Celebrity was a tough one - Heidi Klum.

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No way our Democrats could memorize a message that long.

Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, your mystery city is Berlin.  The Berlin Cathedral is at the left, and the tower is the Fernsehturm. 
It was built in the 60s by the communists and when the sun shines on the ball, much to their
disaapointment it often reflects as a cross.  People dubbed it the Pope's Revenge.
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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that is a 1973 Pontiac Grandville convertible, a great boat for riding in a parade.

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Honest Abe Lincoln and Mary Todd Lincoln on their wedding day.
  Bruce in NM

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Bart, I read about your money troubles.
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, thanks for that - seriously.
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