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 April 16-17, 2001

 Stroke Me,  Stroke Me,
 Stroke Me,  Stroke Me,

 ...coming back from a break.

 "Rush Limshaugh, ... I, ...I, ...I mean Rush Limbaugh on the I.E.B. Network."

 If you were listening today, 8 minutes from the end of the show, you heard that.
 The stroked out nazi can't even say his own name, anymore.

 Pop Quiz

 Who is this woman?


 ...and why has the White House gone to so much trouble to keep her hidden?


"President Bush says his budget is a reflection of his priorities.
 If that's so, health care for the nation's children, uninsured families and elderly
 doesn't rank high on his agenda. His huge tax cut --- which is high on his list
 --- uses up the money that might otherwise go toward improving health care.
 Most disappointing, Bush's budget doesn't even provide for several of his campaign pledges."
   -- editorial in the Atlanta Journal Constitution

 Governor's Son Pleads No Contest

  FRIENDSHIP, Wis. (AP) - Gov. Scott McCallum's 19-year-old son pleaded no contest
  in the drunken kicking and beating of a woman a party last year.

 Prosecutors said the beating was so severe, the governor's son would get probation.

  Wisconsin first lady Laurie McCallum, left, comforts her little bunchkin Zach McCallum
   yesterday in Friendship, Wis., after a plea agreement on charges of disorderly conduct
   from a melee at party last June. Laurie's bunchkin pleaded no contest to a charge of
  disorderly conduct and to underage drinking. (AP Photo/Andy Manis)

 Witnesses say Zach McCallum was repeatedly kicking a 17-year-old girl on the ground last June.
 Witnesses said McCallum was "drunker than a motherfucker."
 McCallum testified the witnesses were "all lying."
 He acknowledged in court documents there was a fight but said he "observed from a distance."

 ...and why did the governor's son get probation for kicking the shit out of a helpless girl on the ground?

 Because his daddy is a law and order Republican with respect for the rule of law.

 ...son of a bitch...

 He kicks a girl unconscious and pleads to two misdemeanors?
 Wanna bet the prosecutor was appointed by his daddy?

 Remember - the Rule of Law only applies to Clinton's cock.


"With our Chinese captives safely home, this should be W.'s moment to bask in the journalistic sun.
 Instead he's off in the shadows while media types keep taking their potshots.
 What gives?

 There are two basic reasons for this early expiration date on the China deal.
 One, as we told you in our Is-Bush-Boring column, is that the president doesn't command
 center stage like many of his predecessors...Two, by the weekend the China story ­ or at least
 the administration's involvement in it ­ had become old news,"
   -- Howie Kurtz of the Washington Whore Post

 Hey, Howie, how about the truth?
 President Weak & Stupid can't be trusted near a camera or a microphone.

 Have you noticed that every time the subject of Arsenic in the water comes up,
 liars like Rush say, "Clinton had eight years to propose this new water plan.
 If it was so important, why didn't he propose this back in 1993 when he took office?"

 Guess what, Pigboy?

 The study that recommended the higher standards wasn't even released until 1999.
 You know that, you're just being a dick by lying to your own people.
 I wonder why they don't mind your lies, any ideas, Pigboy?

 Explain how Clinton was supposed to know about the arsenic before the problem was discovered?

 Granted, I wouldn't put it past Clinton, The Master, to leave a turd in Smirky's cereal bowl,
 but this "he had eight years" refrain is just typical Fox News horseshit.


Subject: Bonzo Goes to Bitburg

Yo Bart!

As a music fan, you've no doubt heard about the death of Joey Ramone due to lymphoma.
When reading about it, I was reminded of the song he wrote in response to his own outrage
(he was Jewish) at Ronnie Reagan's visit to the Nazi Soldier's Memorial.

I then recalled seeing that photo of 3rd Reich Reagan in a recent bartcop issue and thought
I'd suggest you add the perfect caption to it:


Cary, NC

                    Bonzo Goes to Bitburg

 Look at his unpatriotic ass, honoring the Nazi scumbags.
 Way to go, Ronnie!
 Is this how you repay the men who died when you were defending Hollywood?

 "What did you do in the war, Daddy?"

 "Well, (head shaking) I was raping starlets while our soldiers were dying.
   How do you think I met your mother?"

Back on Bended Knee
  by Robert Parry at

 Damn, I wish I could write like this guy.

 Click  Here  to see the best version

 Click  Here  for the inferior, forever version.

 Half  Ton of mail and Toons
 (Now, with working link)

 Click  Here

 Stroke Me, Stroke Me

 "You gotta start not hearing things that aren't being said."

       -- Captain Racism, first hour Monday

 What the hell kind of language are you trying to speak, Rush?
 Take your stroke medicine.

From: (debateboy)

Subject: Somalia in 1993!


I dare you to show this email in its entirety, rather than your usual practice of picking
only those parts that you can try to put down. This should show you the error of your ways
regarding the terrible killing of USA Soldiers in Somalia in 1993, when Clinton was president,
when Clinton  misused the military to show how much of a warrior prince he was!

Former President Bush did begin the original Somalia peace-keeping humanitarian mission
in December, 1992, which Clinton continued until he declared success and withdrew the
originally deployed forces. Then Clinton reinserted American forces into Somalia as part
of his nation building concept, from which concept disaster struck our forces.

The following is an extract from the Philadelphia Inquirer.
You may go out to the URL shown below, or to any other source of your choosing,
to validate what is said below:

Click  Here

First off, blow me on the "usual practice of picking only the parts" horseshit.
I'll say it again - there's not another site on the entire internet (that I'm aware of)
where complainers can post their objections, so shove that lie you made up.
If you've got a point to make, make the son of a bitch.
Don't ramble on for 3,000 words and dare me to print all of it.

Besides, when you had your minute in the spotlight, you chose to say things like
"your site sucks bad," but you sure seem to have an addiction to it.

Second, I read that article and I didn't see the part where it said,
"Clinton pulled the troops out and went back later with others."
I think you made that up.

One sentence that caught my eye was this one:
The American soldiers were so confident of a quick victory that they
neglected to take night-vision devices and water, both sorely needed later.

You want to blame Clinton for that?
Don't you think the commanders in the field made those decisions?
Clinton-haters love to blame him for Waco and Somalia, where things went wrong.
But when he fights an entire mini-war with no losses, you credit the brave men in the field.

If you're trying to make the case that Clinton ordered that raid to be carried out without
water or night-vision equipment you're even more stupid than I previously thought.

Tell me, is Reagan to blame for the deaths of over 200 Marines in Lebanon?
You bet your ass he is, because he overruled the field commanders and ordered those men
to be housed on land instead of on our ships where they would've been easily protected.

Reagan's personal orders got them all killed, but you overlook that because he's got an "R" after his name.
And Bush sent those men to Somalia - not Clinton.


God is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain
I'll say it again
God is a concept
By which we measure
Our pain

I don't believe in magic
I don't believe in I-ching
I don't believe in Bible
I don't believe in tarot
I don't believe in Hitler
I don't believe in Jesus
I don't believe in Kennedy
I don't believe in Buddha
I don't believe in Mantra
I don't believe in Gita
I don't believe in Yoga
I don't believe in kings
I don't believe in Elvis
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I don't believe in Beatles
I just believe in me
Yoko and me
And that's reality

The dream is over
What can I say?
The dream is over
I was the Dreamweaver
But now I'm reborn
I was the Walrus
But now I'm John
And so dear friends
You'll just have to carry on
The dream is over


Subject: Bush's Tax Day Wishes: A Bigger Trim and a Democratic Ally

What a chimp!
Sen. Zell Miller (D-Turncoat) from Georgia, NOT Sen. Max Cleland (D-Hero)
supports President Pokemon's $2.5 trillion tax cut. Could Smirk be any dumber?
Well, on second thought, I guess he could...we are only two and a half months into this hell.

Click  Here

God Part II

Don't believe the devil
I don't believe his book
But the truth is not the same
Without the lies he made up

Don't believe in excess
Success is to give
Don't believe in riches
But you should see where I live
I...I believe in love

Don't believe in forced entry
Don't believe in rape
But every time she passes by
Wild thoughts escape
I don't believe in death row
Skid row or the gangs
Don't believe in the Uzi
It just went off in my hand
I...I believe in love

Don't believe in cocaine
Got a speed-ball in my head
I could cut and crack you open
Do you hear what I said
Don't believe them when they tell me
There ain't no cure
The rich stay healthy
The sick stay poor
I...I believe in love

Don't believe in Goldman
His type like a curse
Instant karma's going to get him
If I don't get him first
Don't believe in rock 'n' roll
Can really change the world
As it spins in revolution
It spirals and turns
I...I believe in love

Don't believe in the 60's
The golden age of pop
You glorify the past
When the future dries up
Heard a singer on the radio late last night
He says he's gonna kick the darkness
'til it bleeds daylight
I...I believe in love

I feel like I'm falling
Like I'm spinning on a wheel
It always stops beside of me
With a presence I can feel
I...I believe in love

From: Tamara Baker

Subject:  George W. Bush Approval Rating

From Gallup this week

Highest: Mar. 5-7, 2001
63% Approve
22% Disapprove

Lowest: Feb. 1-4, 2001/Feb. 9-11, 2001
57% Approve
25% Disapprove

Most Recent Rating: Apr. 6-8, 2001
59% Approve
30% Disapprove

In other words, he didn't get any boost from his handling of the spy plane crisis.

Note how, no matter the fluctuation in his job approval numbers, his
DISapproval numbers are marching in one direction only: upwards.

By the way:

My former Marine Corps Sergeant Bro sez that if he were in charge, and the plane had landed
at Hainan Island, he would have given the Chinese one hour to move the plane to the far end
of the runway, away from other planes and buildings, because at the end of that hour,
that plane would cease to exist due to US missiles directed at it.
(He's still shocked the crew didn't try to land in Vietnam.
 Hell, Vietnam would have given us the plane back in a heartbeat - they like us far better than the Chinese.)


Tamara, good point.
The "heroes" let that plane fall into China's hands.
That's either a catastrophe or it's not.

I wish President Weak & Stupid's handlers could make up his mind.


Subject: Excellent point with the MLK post...

        You made a really excellent point with your post about Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
and what would've happened if he had not been assassinated.  And I think you're absolutely right!
It just goes to show how the media really doesn't have any standards of ethics or decency anymore
and just print, publish, or broadcast anything that gets fed to them regardless of its truth.

Anyone who helps other people improve their lives or get out of the situation they are in right now
is slandered, libeled, and basically ripped apart in front of all of America because they go against
our country's conservative theme of "keeping people in their place."

        Dr. King would be destroyed because he worked to protect the right of blacks to vote and
helped to end Jim Crow.  But the conservative media doesn't like that because stories like that don't
sell papers or get ratings.  That's why they disseminate the lies and the propaganda, and people believe it.

        How true is your post?  I printed it out and had my (Republican) parents read it.
Both of them watch Faux News religiously.  My father thought it was just a "rant."
They were all over Jesse Jackson when his scandal broke.  What about the rumor that
Strom Thurmond has fathered several children since his 68th birthday?  Geez...
        In your words, "America, America, God shed his rage on thee."

Joseph Bowden

 That Stupid Spy Plane

 Am I the only one who doesn't like being lied to?

 If America did nothing wrong, why did we apologize?

 And if that plane was as secret and highly-classified as they said it was,
 why are the 24 considered heroes for letting China get their hands on it?

 Anyone who's read much of this page knows I'm very pro-military.
 If it was "no big deal" for China to get this plane, why don't they just say so?
 And if it was a big deal, losing this plane, why aren't those responsible held liable?

 Those are simple questions.
 Can I get some answers?

 Also, let's take a quick run around the country and see what editorials are saying:

 The amazingly-whoring USA Today had this headline the day the crew was freed:
 US crew leaves China as diplomacy delivers

 Excuse me, but diplomacy didn't deliver shit.
 The begging and grovelling by President Weak & Stupid brought those people home.

 More editorials: (all 100% legit, swear to Koresh)

 The Seattle Times

 "The 24 crew-members are alive and healthy and so are US-China relations.
   That's a good end all around."

 That is a big, big, big pile of horseshit.

 What the fuck are they smoking in Seattle?

 US-China relations are NOT healthy, you morons.
 China has our plane from the future, interviews with the highly-trained experts
 who know how to run that equipment and a goddamn apology from President Weak & Stupid.
 How the fuck is that "a good end all around?"

 Jesus Christ, if that's a "good ending," I'd hate to see a bad one.

 The Houston Chronicle

 "In contrast to his two immediate predecessors, was any apparent effort
   at personal diplomacy on the part of the president."

 That was meant as praise for young Bush.
 What's wrong with the handjobs at the Chronicle?
 I can't handle being the only sane man left in this country.
 Smirk's being banned from the room when "serious stuff" is happening is NOT an asset.

 He's a brainless moron who can't get involved when lives are at stake.
 How is that a good thing?
 For the next four years, we're going to hear how great it is that the unelected leader
 of our country is comfortably absent when serious shit is going down.

 Since Clinton gave us 8 years of peace and prosperity, by being "hands on,"
 could someone please explain to me how President Game Boy is a step up?
 How is President Get-to-Bed-on-Time an improvement over workaholic genius Bill Clinton?

 The Philadelphia Inquirer

 "Bush and his highly regarded appointees showed diplomatic skill in defusing this matter and winning
   the Americans' freedom.   Bravo.   The Bush administration, basking in its diplomatic success..."

 Suck me!

 Diplomatic success?
 America defused the crisis by apologizing for killing hot-dogging Wang Wei!

 This isn't America.
 This is pink tutu capitulation!

 Jesus, if you only knew how much I was biting my tongue - for the women's sake

 Did FDR apologize to Germany or Japan for downing a plane?
 Am I the only one who thinks America doesn't look good in a pink skirt?
 I'm getting really pissed off.

 Notice the homage they pay to Bush's appointees.
 Smirk himself is a goddamn negative zero on his best fucking day.
 His handlers helped President Know-Nothing as best they could.

 The Arizona Republic

 "The Chinese stepped back from the brink of outrageous behavior, ending the crisis,
  which could've lasted much longer. President Bush conducted himself with resolve
  and patience, with quiet determination, neither pusillanimous nor easily panicked."


 China didn't step back from a goddamn thing until we begged them for forgiveness.
 What the hell is going on in this country?
 I'm starting to panic a little myself, that America thinks we "won" something here.

 When I'm at the gym, if some steroid-laden, musclebound freak steps on my toe and I apologize,
 would I be considered a "great leader with patience and quiet determination?"

 By the way,  pusillanimous  is from Latin pusillus meaning very small (diminutive of pusus boy)
 (Think I'm lying?  Click  Here  and punch in pusillanimous)

 That may be the best description of President Weak & Stupid I've seen so far.
 Face it.
 Our president is a weak and stupid pussy.

 There is panic in Knuckledrag tonight.

 Oh, I long for the days when our president was the sharpest man in Washington,
 but oh, he was a bad president, because he had an eye for the ladies.

 But, is it the end of the world?
 Has the entire country gone Smirk-crazy?

 No, we look north for the truth.

 The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

 "Is there fine print that's not being made public?
  Did the United States make secret concessions to reach a deal?
  Above all, perhaps, did China agree to release the crew in exchange
  for an agreement not to sell advanced weapons to Taiwan?"

 Thank Koresh there's at least one newspaper in America who's willing to ask serious questions
 when really serious shit happens and worldwide repercussions are hanging in the balance.

 A shot of Chinaco for the Milwaukee Journal Sentinal.
 When I become president, I will allow them access to my inner circle.


Subject: Easter egg non-hunt

    You know that the White House Easter Egg Hunt was cancelled today, I assume.
Want to make a bet where all the wooden eggs and prizes and candy went into the hands
of the little ones of big Republican contributors, no doubt!

I don't for a minute think the weather was that bad up here today. It wasn't great weather,
and they seized on it to cut out all the kids of parents who had been standing in line in the
cold and wet for HOURS to a quick give-away to their most-favored bankrollers!

Linda     >^..^<


 "I'm not sure he really understands a lot of issues.
   He seems to be given his lines by other people."

   -- Sting, talking about President Weak & Stupid


Subject: Unbelievable!!

BC -

Hey, I thought you were joking with the Maureen Dowd column.
I mean, it's an internationally recognized paper, so I thought it wouldn't have
 a columnist who was, well, such a whore!

So I thought what was posted here was a JOKE!!
It wasn't a joke.

She actually wrote that garbage.
I can't believe it.

I'm going to bed.
Wake me when reason returns.

Mary Beth Finnerty

Mary, can I share a secret with you?
That's why I mix lies with the truth.
I want people to be able to tell the difference.

If they can't - we're all fuct.

 Failing Upward, Take Two

  Ted Olson Gets a Second Chance to Wreck a Republican Presidency
 By Tamara Baker  from AMPOL

 April 16, 2001 -- St. Paul, MN (APJP) -- Cripes, so much stuff is in
 the news lately, it's hard to know what to mention first.

 Click  Here


Subject: Letter from Clinton

Hey Bartcop,

About a month ago, you had an email address listed on your site for President Clintons secretary,
promoting a campaign to send thank you letters to the man for a job well done.

Well, I contacted his secretary and asked if she thought the President would appreciate my t-shirts.
I heard back from her almost immediately and she said that she thought the President would love my site.
So, I mailed off three shirts ('Hail to the Cheats', 'Kenneth Star in 2005' and 'Possible New Mascots for
the Republicans') along with my thank you letter, not really expecting anything to hear back.

Today I was quite pleasantly surprised to receive a signed letter from the President, thanking me for the
shirts and my letter. I can't imagine a republican president doing something so simple but so gracious
(Smirk hasn't developed the necessary communications skills). I am going to post this letter to my website
and will frame the original.

I just thought you'd appreciate this story. I am an even bigger fan of President Bill today.

Best Wishes,

Tim Ferguson
Auntie Fashions

Tim, I'm jealous!
I've been fighting the fight for six years, and I haven't heard shit from nobody.

BTW, you didn't include the URL.
Send that, so people can see the letter

Damn, I'm jealous...

 West Wing Mastermind Busted with Shrooms

 Full Story

 I have more respect for him today than yesterday.
 I tried mushrooms a few times - never got off.

 But how the hell do you get caught with shrooms
 flying Southwest Airlines from Hollywood to Vegas?

 Thanks to frequent contributor Larry McBride


 Subject: My little blue friend

 Hey, Bart!

 Saturday night, I ate one of my little blue pills so I could attack Liddy.
 Sunday, I woke up with wood, so I built a deck from the sliding glass door to the gas grill on the patio.
 Thought you'd want to know.

 Loserville, FL

 PS. Your Britney Spears Oscars joke was not funny, and you forgot to capitalize "Leader.".

 Bob, thanks for sharing.

 The Weakest Link

 This is just bad TV.
 Stupid, stupid show that I'll bet bombs big-time.
 Sure, Monday's show might've gotten ratings, because NBC spent multi-millions
 promoting the stupid show, but I'm betting America tuned out on droves.

 Many problems:

 The contestants can't understand what the Laura-clone is saying.
 How can you have a time-sensitive Q & A if you can't understand what she's saying?

 It's not how much you know, it's how fast you can spit it out.

 Too much haggling, voting and back-stabbing.
 On Survivor, we get to know the people, and it works a little better.
 On Weak Link, they encourage people to be as tacky as Laura.
 Trust me, the contestants have no business getting into heavy sarcasm.
 It just doesn't work.

 Apparently, the show's entire "hook" is the catty remarks from the snippy bitch.
 I predict that'll get old really, really fast.

 The last sentence heard before they signed off was a loser contestant saying,
 "I got cheated out of a lot of money."

 Hey, Honey, I got cheated out of a hour of my life.

 I say this show's a dog.
 We already have a harpy bitch in this country - we don't need to import one.


Subject: You were right again!!

Yo BC!

You wrote this (below) two weeks ago after seeing Spencer on a Sunday morning talk show.
I laughed too, since I understood exactly what he meant when he said it.
(And I never got the benefit of a Catholic education!)


> Quotes

> "Our energy policies will result in less energy demand and a greater energy supply."

>   -- Spencer Abraham, who didn't know he was Arabic until Smirk needed
>      another minority in his cabinet to compete with Clinton's diversity.

> This is true.
> Mark your calendar.
> A Smirk administration official has told the truth.
> Even a Catholic with an IQ of 64 knows that if you triple the price of gasoline,
> demand will go down and the supply will rise.

> Similarly, if you triple the current price of natural gas, demand will go down and the supply will rise.
> So, the Smirk Administration is telling us it's a win-win situation:
> The consumers get gouged to death and BIG OIL enjoys triple the profits.

> Besides, fuck the poor, they didn't vote for Smirk, anyway.

Today I heard on the radio that price estimates for gasoline in California this summer should hit $3.00 a gallon.
Seems like Big Oil understood Spencer also.
Gas prices in CT have increased 14¢ in one week!

It is funny though…only yesterday I heard that the OPEC nations had not stuck to their agreed quotas
and had actually pumped more than they had stated!  So much for the rules of supply and demand.

Thanks, Spence!

From your #1 fan in CT,

Joe Tom

Joe, ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for Smirky's campaign contributors in BIG OIL.

 When I read that story about the Larry Klayman Cruise from hell, you know the one,
 Dalrimple the fisherman, Gennifer Flowers and Morgan Brittany and Larry himself (R-No Dick)
 regaling the crowd with intimate tales of Clinton's cock.

 Larry said Gennifer, since she's such a talented singer, would peform in the lounge for the cruise.

 I wrote a story to go with that, but in the end, wasn't up to the high standards
 you've become accustomed to on  (cough) so I killed the story, but
 I just can't resist running a picture of Gennifer's stage partner, Sparky the Snake.

 If you've never seen Gennifer and Sparky on stage, theyrock.
 It's better than David Copperfield, the way she makes Sparky partially disappear.
 (I can't give details, children may be reading.)

 If you're unable to make that cruise because of a previous engagement,
 you can always catch Gennifer in the Super 8 Motel in Malvern, Arkansas

 The Simpsons (the cartoon, not OJ's family) continues to be funny as hell.
 I have a joke here that you may have seen, but never saw.

 We taped some TV shows while we were at the gym tonight.
 When I got home, I discovered I'd accidentally taped the Simpson's episode
 where George Herbert-Herbert Bush moved in next to the Simpsons.

 In the story, Bart (no relation) was being a Dennis the Menace-style pest to Smirk Daddy.
 Smirk Daddy was in his garage writing his memoirs when Bart dropped by.
 Just as Herbert finished the last page, Bart turned on an inboard/outboard motor,
 (That's why he was writing in the garage, to set up the why-the-Evinrude-was-nearby joke)
 and the motor tore up Herbert's just-finished memoirs - chewing the pages in ten thousand pieces.

 What you remember seeing was this:

 But a large chunk of paper flew before the camera, just for a split-second.
 This is what you would've seen if that piece of paper had attracted your attention,
 and knowing how Groening often gives you a great joke for a just a second
 and you had the good fortune to be taping at the time,
 and you had the inclination to back the tape up and see what the joke was.

 This is what you would've seen:

 ha ha

 This was only on the screen for a micro-second.
 I wish I could be that subtle.
 It takes a lot of balls and a lot of restraint to hide a joke that only one of 1,000 people might catch.

 A shot of Chinaco for Matt Groening and his great comic understatement.

 One last thought - right now, I'd trade President Weak & Stupid for Dan Quayle any day.


Subject: your web sites

I'm a little worried about someone that has spent so much time in the pursuit of degrading another.
It seems to put you on the same level as Rush.
Maybe lower.

Sunday was Easter.
The celebration of Jesus Christ's resurrection.
Forgiveness brother.
Life is short.
Who cares about Rush?

David Bossert

Hey, go fuck yourself, Easterboy.
You accused me of being lower than Rush,
so shove your fake Easter cheer up your ass.

Fuck you a second time.

The GOP just stole an election, and you want me to smile cause it's Easter?
Thank God some of us are fighting back.

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