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Kreskin says tonight, over Las
Vegas, the biggest UFO sighting in history
will take place between 10PM and midnight, he's betting $50,000 that it happens.
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"I don't believe any longer that it's a matter
of connecting the dots.
I think they had a veritable blueprint and we want to know why they didn't act on it."
-- Senator Arlen Specter (R-PA) who only needs to read bartcop.com to find out
why evil oil men would let thousands die to steal hundreds of billions.
monitored U.S. negotiations with Taliban over oil pipeline
A memo by military chief Mohammed Atef raises new questions about whether failed U.S. efforts
to reform Afghanistan's radical regime -- and build the pipeline -- set the stage for Sept. 11.
by Jean-Charles Brisard (Caution - story may be made up - it's from known-whore Salon.com)
June 5, 2002 | A 1998 memo written by al-Qaida military chief Mohammed Atef reveals
that Osama bin Laden's group had detailed knowledge of negotiations that were taking place
between Afghanistan's ruling Taliban and American government and business leaders over
plans for a U.S. oil and gas pipeline across that Central Asian country.
Maybe the church deserves this, maybe not,
but until they get 100 percent against child rape,
this kind of ridicule will continue.
Subject: Arlen on the Panel
Let's see, fire-up the "Wa-Bac Machine" for a
It was Arlen Specter who came up with the single-bullet theory for the Warren Commission.
Wasn't that a heckuva theory that explained everything?
And now Arlen is investigating Sept 11th?
Just thought I'd mention that.
I saw this paragraph on a Tulsa website I might be promoting soon.
Former OK Gov David Walters is running against Jim Pissquik Inhofe, the most ignorant,
religiously-insane, racist homophobe in the US Senate, and that includes Jesse Helms.
“Margaret Erling helps us with a lot of things,”
said the Walters campaign.
“She helped with an April fundraiser in Tulsa and she is doing a lot of
work on an event June 25 in Washington with Hillary Clinton.”
Her husband is John Erling, morning drive DJ on Rush's Nazi station
here, and former
Democrat-turned Rush fellator. During impeachment, I heard him giving out the White House
phone number on the air so Tulsans could call and demand that "that rapist" resign,
and now his wife is fund raising with Hillary? This is stupid.
Older readers might recall I once delivered a bottle of Listerine
so this punk-ass Erling could rinse the taste of Limbaugh out of his mouth.
Why is Hillary joining forces with Erling's wife?
To raise money? She needs money that badly?
Subject: Must have slipped your mind
> "Yes, there is such a thing as global warming, but I still don't like
> the Kyoto accords because it would hurt the American economy."
> -- The stupidest president ever
You failed to mention that when the Kyoto came
to a vote in Congress
where any treaty must be ratified by 2/3 ... the vote was 96 to 0.
Does this also make the Senate the stupidest congress ever?
If your goal is to have others see your way of
thinking... you should at
least present both views rather than your simplistic juvenile one-liners.
Doug, fair enough.
When I wrote that, I was listening to Rush say, "All humans excrete waste,
so we're all polluters, and that's God's plan for us," or some such nutty-ass crap.
When in doubt, I always take the opposing view to Rush.
I don't know much about the Senate's problems with the Kyoto protocols.
Maybe you (or someone) someone could enlighten me?
...but no matter what, Bush IS the stupidest president ever, and failing
monster-sized problems because "We can't afford it," is crazy talk.
Could we afford World War II?
No, but action had to be taken regardless of cost.
Do overcrowded hospitals take Emergency Room patients?
Yes, sometimes action needs to be taken regardless of cost.
Bush admitted the planet's getting hotter, but his family can make more
bothering with all that ozone bullshit, so he walks away from it like it was a dry oil well.
He's rejecting the safe containment of our atmosphere.
Forgive me if I disagree...
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Can War Emblem pull it off?
Reveals Worry Over Loss of Adviser
By Christopher Marquis
"The whole balance of the place, the balance of what has worked up to now
for George Bush, is gone, simply gone," he said. "My biggest concern? Want to
know what it is? That the president will lose confidence in the White House staff.
Because without her, we'll no longer be able to provide the president what he needs, what he demands."
How demanding can The Chimp be?
He does what he's told. He doesn't bark orders at people.
Subject: You are going to die
You have a bunch of assholes for fans. These
pricks send viruses, they write horseshit letters,
threaten lives, spam me like the prick who sends me 150 comics each day so I will be changing
my address soon if it doesn't stop.
In other words you can tell your fans on your
f-ing website they are all assholes without any
class or substance. Pricks and cocksuckers only. Dipshits. Shitheels. Motherf-kers. Scumbags.
Slimeballs. Bastardassholes. Print it you dipshit who lies, cheats, steals, perverts and corrupts.
You are just like these creeps and nut cases. Leftist robotic like Liberals, all mentally ill.
Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Some guy named Bobby Rutan wants to kill you,
He has plans to take over your website and go to your trailer park and snuff you.
He is dangerous as hell and I warn you he is one sick bastard.
Watch out for this prick Bobby Rutan.
He is out to get you and ruin you.
Everyone is going to die sometime.
Bobby Rutan wants your life to end asap.
Subject: Northernair Lodge - GREAT PLACE
Just wanted to let you know that as a result of
ads on BartCop, my husband and I have now
been to Northernair Lodge twice. This last visit was for my birthday, and Cathy worked with
my husband to surprise me with beautiful flowers in our cabin, dinner reservations at a terrific
local restaurant, AND she made me a delicious Chocolate Decadence cake herself!
Northernair is a lovely, peaceful place to relax,
either by the fire in your cabin, walking in the woods,
or on the lake. Or you can play games/pool in the lodge, or discuss progressive politics and BartCop
with Cathy and Grant. Plus, there are hikes, shopping, good food, espresso, and even the
International Wolf Center within a few miles.
Anyway, I'm here to say that advertising on BartCop
works! Not just for the business,
but for the consumer. I'm sure all BartCop advertisers are just as well worth checking out,
and I plan to do just that (starting with the chocolate).
BTW, there is a special arrangement for BartCop customers.
Margaret, we are looking forward to our first stay at Northernair Lodge
Cathy & Grant are great people, and have been major pillars for bartcop.com
As the WTC came down, Carlyle's fortunes went up
John Judge sent out a link to an article in Red Herring about the Carlyle Group, which says that the group had
gathered for a meeting on Sept. 11 and watched the attack on the World Trade Center together. As the towers
went down, the article says, the group's fortunes went up. It goes into some detail describing how the company,
whose members include George Bush Sr., James Baker (the big mouthpiece in the seizure of the White House
after the Republicans lost the election of 2000), and Osama bin Laden's "estranged family", will make huge money
from the War on Terrorism. The article describes how the Carlyle group is involved in a kind of predatory
capitalism that feeds on mass death and freely uses its political connections to play geopolitical games that funnel
ever greater portions of the world's recources into its income ledgers.
They read it in Singapore.
They read it in Zurich.
They read it in New York City.
I saw The Sum of All Fears last night.
I knew from the previews there was a nuclear explosion in the
but I wasn't prepared for the movie's second half. It was like a cross
between Fail Safe and lower Manhattan on September 11th.
I thought my good friend Ben Affleck made a decent Jack
Ryan, but it was
strange seeing Ryan that young, but what else could they do? They can't have
Harrison Ford playing the action hero as he moves into his sixties.
I left the movie with two thoughts:
1. An American city will probably be nuked this decade.
2. When the shit really hits, it'd be nice if the man allegedly making the
life-and-death, earth-shaking decisons wasn't a total and complete moron.
Reading that story (above) about Karen Hughes leaving and throwing
Bunnypants into a confidence crisis makes me re-wonder what her motives are.
He apparently can't function without her, and, like they keep reminding us, we're at war
but Hughes is bailing out anyway? Does she not have any loyalty to her country?
How can she leave when she's half of the governor's brains?
Bush can't afford to lose any brain power, not even a little bit.
Tom Tomorrow Toon
by Michael J. Critchley
Being a scientist in the 'Earth Science and Global Changes' and having worked as such for
the EPA as well as in academia, I would like to comment that Bush & the EPA (as well as Limbaugh)
have screwed it up again. Well, at least Bush has screwed it up.
Environmental Scientists are studying man's
impact on our environment and have shown that
we are contributing to Global Warming, Depletion of the Ozone Layer, etc. And the hype built
into their arguments, "apocalyptic doom and gloom based on raw emotion", has really been
necessary to even gain funding for continued studies.
Cheney doing ads?
Is this legal?
is always worth a read.
by the dailybrew.com
We've done our part. We've published all of the evidence we could find that Bush
was at a minimum grossly negligent in allowing the terrorist attacks of 9/11 to take place.
It is up to the Congress to sort through it all now. So let's turn our attention to the
new measures that the Bush administration has proposed to enhance our security.
Because in many cases, if not most, they actually make us less secure.
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"Chelsea Clinton was seen buying two home pregnancy
--Paul Harvey, toothless, classless gutter whore and abuser of horses
The never-ending assault on the Clintons provides the right-wing
with a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Newsmax.com floats an IPO - but are they legit?
All totaled, Ruddy and the company's directors -- who also include Arnaud de Borchgrave,
late of the Washington Times; former Navy admiral Thomas Moorer; and Lord William
Rees-Moog, a former editor and current columnist for the Times of London -- control about
64 percent of NewsMax Media through stock ownership and stock options, which would
drop to 53.5 percent after the IPO. Interestingly, Scaife is not listed as a company director,
but his stock is counted with the rest of the other named directors.
"Dick Cheney said the CIA paper was just a
"rehash," containing nothing new.
But as to why Congress should not see it, Mr. Cheney said, 'Because it contains the most
sensitive sources and methods. It's the family jewels.' A rehash is the family jewels?"
--Daniel Schorr, Washington's secrecy battles – from 9/11 to Enron, csmonitor.com
drawn into suit
by Beth Reinhard
Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris must explain why her campaign for a seat
in Congress does not conflict with her legal defense, as a state official, of new congressional
districts drawn by the Florida Legislature, a Broward County judge ordered Tuesday.
DeLay thanks CNN for becoming Fox News II
If only we had a free press in this country...
by David Apperson
What is more important to you. The possibility that the President had sex with an
intern or the possibility that the President, with more than enough very credible intelligence
that we were in for an attack chose to do nothing to protect the people he has sworn to
protect (were his fingers crossed behind his back during the swearing in?).
by Wizard of Whimsy
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"Bush, whose judgment was so tragically off
base last year before the attacks, and who says
he still sees nothing that could have been done to protect the American people, expects the
people to put their blind faith and trust in him and Cheney and Rumsfeld and Ashcroft and
the rest of the rat pack as though they were divinely called to rule, rather than White House
squatters who lost the last election by over half a million votes. He did not even earn the
right to be president, let alone to be God."
--David Cogswell, Bush "Concerned", davidcogswell.com
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