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"If Carnahan loses in Missouri, the GOP will
have a Senate majority until Jan. 1.
Since she's an appointed replacement
for her husband, Talent would take the seat
immediately while other new senators
have to wait for Jan. 1 to start their terms.
The Republicans could confirm all of
Bush's judges in eight busy weeks."s
-- toe sucker Dick Morris.
Missouri, don't let the Unelected Fraud have a majority in the senate!
Son of Sam asks sniper to stop
Excerpt:
"Son of Sam'' serial killer David Berkowitz has
written a letter
telling the Washington-area sniper to ``stop
hurting innocent people.''
ha ha
That's like Bush telling someone to "stop lying."
Got
Oil?
by Arianna Huffington
Excerpt:
"Can the administration seriously deny
that oil dollars do, actually,
finance a spreading slick of evil in the
world today?
In Saudi Arabia, our second largest foreign
supplier of oil, the money you spend
at the pump over here pays for a feudal
monarchy that gorges itself on excess
while bankrolling terrorist mischief abroad
with its support of suicide bombers.
Even our close ally Kuwait, our eleventh
largest oil supplier, manifests an ambivalence
toward America that, if you accept the
Bush administration's drug-war arguments
about the validity of remote effects, resulted
in this month's assassination of an
American Marine on military exercises.
Thank you, Exxon."
Subject: John McCain on SNL
Hi, BC!
I loved your take on McCain slamming Barbra
on SNL. I didn't think of it that way.
I, too, was watching it and had to turn
off the TV as soon as he did that piece.
I was fuming and just refused to watch
any more of that garbage.
What came across to me was that Mr. 'Don't
Try To Do My Job' McCain was telling the PEOPLE
that they had no business getting involved
in the affairs of THEIR government--you know, things that
would affect those very people, like WAR,
for instance. What a jackass!
The skit didn't even make sense, anyway.
Did Barbra Streisand ever tell Senators not to cut records?
NO! On the other hand, correct me
if I'm wrong, but I thought it was every citizen's right and DUTY
to participate in OUR democracy.
So, Mr. McCain, excuse the hell out of me for writing to my Senators
and representatives and telling them I
don't want them to vote yes on the war! I didn't realize that our
representatives were no longer working
for US! Jerk!
Maria
Quotes
“Today down in Houston they had an auction
of all Enron assets.
Lots of good deals – I picked
up two senators and a congressman."
-- Leno
A
Fool and his Foreign Policy are Soon Parted
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
For the second time in as many months,
the leader of the free world has been
out-generaled by a tinhorn dictator from
some far-flung corner of the globe.
The first humiliation came when Saddam Hussein
upended George W. Bush's
combat applecart by offering to open his
country to United Nations weapons inspectors.
The second humiliation was splashed across
the front pages of every newspaper today,
and is far more subtle a game. North Korea,
a charter member of the Axis of Evil,
was revealed today to have a robust nuclear
weapons program.
Excerpt:
"The hidden story in the Florida governor's race is the odd partnership
between Jeb's consultant
Mike Murphy and White House guru Karl Rove.
They last clashed during the vicious GOP
primaries of 2000, when Murphy worked for
John McCain. (Having enjoyed the Arizona
senator's brilliant comedic performance
on "Saturday Night Live," incidentally, I am now
thoroughly convinced that he will never
run for president again.)
Now those two sprawling egos must work
together to preserve the Bush dynasty. The Washington
Post reported last Friday that they've
already argued about whether the president is an asset or an
albatross in this rapidly closing race.
While Rove seems confident that the Republican losses will be
minimal -- and may even believe his own
propaganda about historic midterm gains -- he has worried
about Florida for months. And Murphy,
who talks constantly about retiring from politics, faces
unpromising prospects."
NBC
Sunday Today becomes "must-see" pundit TV
by the Pundit Pap Team as seen on americanpolitics.com
click
Quotes
"Martha Stewart is coming out with a new line
of furniture.
The set comes complete with bunk beds
and a metal toilet.
-- Conan
Attention, girls!
Sex
ed, Bush Administration style
by Molly Ivins
Excerpt:
"While we spend trillions of dollars on weapons, the military and homeland
security,
the real threats -- water scarcity, climate
change and population growth -- advance
unchecked. Of course, you would know more
about all this if the media weren't so
busy wasting hours of time on rank speculation
about the Maryland sniper.
Crime doesn't pay, but it sells."
The
Mother of All Trip Reports
a cruise report by Tally Briggs
Click
Here
Note: It's longer than Noelle Bush's rap sheet.
Three weeks into the new TV season and tonight's Frasier is a repeat?
The gall of these Republicans - screwing their audience more quickly than usual.
Pot
in Humboldt County
Excerpt:
"The Northern California growers are greatly responsible even for what's
happening in Amsterdam.
Certainly the Dutch are smart enough to
realize good seeds and breeding when they see it.
Even the 'Got Humboldt' T-shirts are funny
because you can get the joke if you have any idea what it's about.
If you're not a pot smoker you may not
know the Humboldt reputation, but that's for those to know."
It says they have the "Humboldt Harvest Bash" in Eureka.
Nobody told me about that.
Somebody send me some info, would you?
I enjoy a good bash now & then...
Quotes
"It happened again, an airline pilot was caught
drunk. This time it was a Continental pilot.
They became suspicious when he tried
writing his name in the clouds.
-- Kilborn
by the great Betty Bowers
Click for more...
I live a charmed life.
Hardly anything goes wrong, due to careful planning.
But since the Fest, the gods have been conspiring against me.
First, the Rio screwed me out of $4,000 doolars, then we had
that other
unpleasant matter, then our plumbing went crazy at BartCop manor,
which is nothing a few hundred dollars and a day off work can't
cure,
then the refrigerator blew up, which cost an arm and a leg plus
a ton of food
not to mention the time off work and f-ing with the page's schedule,.
Now I see the bastards at the Rio have added ANOTHER $3,000 to my credit card
Maybe my luck will change if I turn a bottle of Chinaco upside down?
..
Subject: Anti-Porn Guy?!
Bart, I love your site! I read it
every day. Today, however, you included a piece on the Anti-Porn
Guy,
and frankly I can't figure out why.
I made the mistake of clicking the link, and it was like driving past a
horrible car wreck: I was shocked and disgusted,
but I couldn't help but slow down and gawk.
After I passed the wreck I felt sad for
the victim, ashamed for being a rubber-necker, and a little sick
to my stomach. Anti-Porn Guy is obviously
the victim of his parents' twisted values...only 19 years old
and already hopelessly fucked up.
All that hateful Nazi garbage spewing from such a young kid...it's just
sad.
Tom from Detroit
I published that trash so people would realize THOSE kinds of
people control us now.
That's scarier than anything you'll see on Halloween.
A loan from Tony Soprano... $50,000
Interest on the loan per week... $1,500
Furio standing at the door to collect... PRICELESS
...seen
on a railroad car near Houston.
Bart,
Thanks for running your web-page, and fighting the battle against lies, distortion, and outright evil.
I mean, what kind of nightmare
America do we live in, when Vietnam WAR VETERAN and
Anthrax survivor Tom Daschle has to take
dictation on "PATRIOTISM" from the unelected fraud
who went AWOL from the Vietnam war, a war
he, his parents, and his brothers all supported,
but NOT ONE volunteered for??!!
And what is with the "MEDIA'S" *IGNORING*
the Anthrax attacks??!!
I mean, there are ONLY 40 PEOPLE IN THE
WHOLE WORLD who could process anthrax
to that level of "weapons grade", yet the
FBI and CIA seem too incompetent, incapable, and
propagandized TO ASK THAT SMALL GROUP WHERE
THEY WERE IN THE DAYS
the anthrax letters were mailed from New
Jersey mailboxes.
Billions and Billions and Billions for "national
security," and the American public and press
tolerate this gross incompetence or co-conspiracy!
It looks like a replay of the Kennedy assassination,
in slow motion.
Well, thanks for being one of the few out
there to call 'em on their slanders and lies...
LJBK
Quotes
''Congrats to Saddam Hussein on being elected
to another seven-year term.
He got 99% of the vote. There was a
last minute surge that gave the 1%
of the vote to Frank Lauttenburg.
-- Dave
Top
Ten reasons to be a Republican
by Caspar
10. What do we have to worry about, Jesus already
died for our sins
9. Large Nuclear weapons compensate for
small genitalia
8. Democrats may have us on every issue,
but we have Sonny Bono
(we were in high school,
Sonny was still alive and cracking us up)
7. Seldom have health problems when your
heart is made of stone
6. Women need to be sexually harassed
(as the Democrats call it) to satisfy their penis envy
5. If the poor didn't want to be poor
they would get money from a rich relative
4. Women love guys in suits, especially
guys dressed in white sheets with a pointed hood
3. It really is stressful being rich.
Really, I promise
2. Isn't it mandatory when even vegetarians
threaten your masculinity
1. Three words: Bitter White Males!
The Pieman
Quotes
"Saddam Hussein is unique in this sense. He
has thumbed his nose
at the world for 11 years and for 11
years he said, `No, I refuse to disarm.'
We've tried diplomacy. We're
trying it one more time. I believe the free world,
if we make up our mind to, can disarm
this man peacefully."
-- the man some call "president"
But Governor, if Saddam agrees to disarm, you won't get to steal that oil.
Take my day job - please!
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Crass
things FAUX does during the World Series
by Sean O'G
- they place digital ads behind the batter,
promoting FAUX shows (it's not a physical ad,
it's digitally inserted - I know this for
a fact because they've done this the past few years
at Yankee Stadium, where there are no physical
ads behind the batter, believe me);
- they come back from commercials often when a pitch has already been thrown;
- they have the absolute worst announcers,
who feel they must fill every second of air time with talk,
even when they have nothing to say (and
they too frequently say the most stupid things imaginable);
- they leave the game to go to local programming
almost immediately when the game has ended,
no matter how dramatic the game may have
been (go to ESPN, they'll pick up when FAUX has
gone to "The World's Most Horrific Police
Chase Videos").
Tim McCarver should be tied to a chair and forced to listen to
himself on tape.
During the second game, when the Angels were ahead 5-0, he said,
"What San fransisco needs to do is score
some runs."
Swear to Koresh, that idiot said that.
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