"My hope is that he'll demand to be given the
maximum sentence at the most dangerous Florida prison.
Hopefully with an African-American cellmate
who heard his Donovan McNabb comments on ESPN."
--Al Franken, saying Limbaugh
should be treated in accordance with his views on punishing drug offenders, Attribution
Stops Compensation for Tortured U.S. POWs
saw it on www.vaiw.org (Veterans
Against Iraq War)
The Bush administration stopped a group of former
American POWs from collecting federal
court-ordered compensation for their torture by
Saddam Hussein's government during the Gulf War.
When the freed American POWs had returned home
from the Persian Gulf War in March 1991,
Dick Cheney, then secretary of defense, welcomed
them at Andrews Air Force Base, MD with the words:
"Every man and woman who cares for freedom owes
you a very special measure of gratitude."
Last year, the former Gulf War POWs had sued Iraq
for damages from mistreatment by Saddam's regime
while they were in captivity. Then last July 7 ÷ three
months after the fall of Saddam's regime ÷ U.S. District
Judge Richard Roberts ordered Iraq to pay the 17
ex-POWs and their families $653 million in compensatory
damages and $306 million in punitive damages.
Roberts ordered a temporary freeze on $653 million
in Iraqi assets then held in the Federal Reserve Bank
of New York, as a source of money for the settlement.
But the Bush administration stopped payment arguing
that the money was instead needed for reconstructing Iraq.
Most of Iraq's money was slated by Bush for shipment
to Baghdad where U.S. soldiers are handing out the cash
to Iraqi civil servants and military pensioners.
Just like that $87B that had to be a gift,
not a loan to the B.F.E.E., they're just stealing that
The B.F.E.E. has a legal
right to any asset Iraq
has, thanks to a law Bush pushed thru with Democrats helping.
And anybody who asks about the stolen billions
is helping Osama ...and here comes Ashcroft to arrest you.
Bush said hundreds of times during the 2000 campaign
- "Help is on the way,"
but when "help" arrived, it was in funding cuts
and health care kiss-offs for the amputees.
the military - I'll do anything for 'em unless it involves money!
a big hero and the American media loves me!"
Must see Flash
Last Thursday on CSI, they f-ing HAD the guy, and everybody knew it.
The evidence was f-ing 100% against this scumbag, so why bother with a
This is Bush's Justice Department - in real life.
"I'm a disaster."
There was a screw-up in the warrant, the judge ruled the bloody
knife was not admissable.
They knew they had the raping, murdering bastard cold-to-rights,
(It that a phrase?)
but because of some faggot, ACLU, anti-American, Al Qaeda sleeper
cell Constitutionalist lawyer,
the tainted evidence was thrown out and the C.S.I. dudes
were back to an absolutely a blank slate.
Funny thing, when they looked at the evidence without the bloody knife,
turns out Murder Boy
didn't have anything to do with the coed's killing besides the murder weapon
being found in his car.
Turns out - Car Wash Boy killed the coed. Car wash boy
saw the guy's parking permit on the windshield
that proved the unlucky bastard lived in the same complex as the coed and
planted the bloody knife.
The guy they knew was guilty, was some schmuck getting his car washed
at the wrong time.
This is Bush's Justice Department.
Or, it could be real life.
There's a reason we USED to have Miranda rights.
Cops pull over some black teenager and tell him he's getting 30 years
in prison unless he gives them three
drug dealers right now, and agrees to testify against these "dealers" at
trial, because we know "those darkies"
are all into sex, liquor and drugs so let's lock them all up and clean
up our streets to save our children.
Bush's crooked court wants to do away with Miranda, so more African-Americans
can be locked up.
They think America would be better if she was whiter, and black suspects
are guilty, probably, anyway.
Subject: Marc Perkel
Who's side is this guy Marc Perkel on?
That son-of-a-bitch hates the USA and is a fricking
Is he some left wingnut buddy of yours?
Yes, he produces (as in financially) this page.
he doesn't hate America - he's fighting to get America back, like I am.
He asked today: Is America torturing prisoners?
Oh please - have you ever read bartcop.com?
Of course Bush is torturing POWs in Cuba - that's why they're not being
held in America,
because Bush doesn't want some federal judge to tell him to stop sticking
cattle prod up the asses
of the "suspected" criminals they've kidnapped to Cuba.
Only an anti-American scumbag would even think
such a thing let alone say it.
You mean because it's so goddamn horrible you
want to pretend it's not true?
Wake up - Bush is not only torturing those people,
he's giggling while he does it, the bastard.
I have seen his postings before and they are alway
anti-American and pro-Communist.
Why do you let this creepy buttwipe post on your
website? He is death to your fans.
Honesty will never be death to "my fans."
He never offers any proof of his allegations. What
shred of truth is there to "torturing prisoners?"
The opposite is the case. We coddle them
with blankets, Korans, special dietary food and just about
everything they want except freedom which they
don't deserve as combatant detainees in an on-going war.
The proof is in the location. We had to hire Halliburton
to build jails in Gitmo because they didn't have any.
We could've gotten that torture chamber built in
Georgie or Carolina for half price, but Bush had to build his
private torture chambers off the continent so he
could break the laws against torching unconvicted suspects.
The last thing we want is the leftist media and
a leftwing Red Cross to go in there and lie about it.
Dump that communist jerk Marc Perkel. He
Yeah, Perkel hates me so much he put BartCop on the www and paid the
frieght the last six years.
By the way, if you're such a friend, why do you hate the left?
How does Oklahoma compare to
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a new tape out?
Any radio or TV station that plays a tape of Saddam asking Iraqis to kill
American soldiers should be reduced to rubble before the tape finishes
Why does the military stand by and let people hear those tapes?
Baghdad is hundred of miles from any other country.
I can't get OKC stations in Tulsa (90 miles away) so Baghdad must be broadcasting
these "kill them all" tapes, so why are we allowing those broadcasts to
If you pay someone to go out and shoot someone,
you are as guilty of homicide
as the person who actually pulls the trigger. That
is the truth.
Following that logic, Aaron McGruder, the cartoonist
behind the often brilliant strip "Boondocks"
was absolutely correct when he called US National
Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice "a murderer"
on last weekend's edition of the television show "America's
is OK if it's about oil!
Last night, CNN did a piece on soldiers who had kids, but died before
they ever got to see them.
It's so f-ing sad and unnecessary.
All those thousands of families scarred forever and for absolutely no
Saddam was never a threat to us - it was all about B.F.E.E. greed
and stealing Iraqi oil.
I'm old - I've seen this movie before.
One by one, senators will come out against this war.
The smart ones come out early, the B.F.E.E. senators getting super-rich
will be the last, but they'll all come.
Bush will become the modern day "Nixon" the GOP will have to live down.
The next GOP "hero" will be to Bush what Reagan was to Nixon - "Not
Meanwhile, the military death teams continue to knock on doors.
Everybody, even the staunchest Bush fans, know the B.F.E.E. keeps
changing the reason why we
had to invade Iraq before we could supply the troops with kevlar vests
and rifles that work.
It's fucking madness.
People ask, "Why did Germany go along with
Hitler's murdering madness?"
I'm asking, "Why
are WE going along with Bush's murdering madness?
Disinfotainment Today by Michael Dare
'Lucky Brits, Unlucky U.S.' by the Wall Street Poet
Britney Spears & the Hollywood Walk O'Fame
Ian Anderson apologizes
More acts for '46664'
A note to Elizabeth Windsor
'The Reagans' to air 30 November, on Showtime
'Karen Sisco' on hiatus
'Tracks', the new music magazine
Japan's first airport to be named after a person
And, rhinos in Malaysia
Subject: Cruise did all
Cruise *did* do all of those stunts.
I worked at the company that did all of the rig
The frame-by-frame painting out of the (multiple)
that Cruise was wearing when he performed those "stunts".
So, Cruise is a mountain climber like Bush is
"We don't have a strategy to win or get out. It's
like the movie 'Groundhog Day.'
I wake up every morning and think I'm back
in 1967 listening to Lyndon Johnson say,
'Stay the course.' Only you don't stay the
course when it's a deadly course."
-- Max Cleland, Attribution
by Kelley K
Here is something I wrote last year about that
Liberto attack/smear piece in Salon.
I thought you might want to see this (I think you'll
Subject: I got on the Glenn Beck
Subject: odds and ends
I need to know if Bart has ever met Shrl
or talked on the phone with her.
I love your site, and always scroll all the way
to the bottom to see the new pic of Shrl.
From his remarks, I would think not. But then the
idea of a man obsessed comes into play.
Which is it?
RK in Seattle
I have not met or talked to Shirley.
If we meet, she'll have to do all the talking because I'll be
standing there like Ralph Kramden saying, "Hamana,
Bush and the
I see the AARP has put its two cents into the
debate on the Medicare prescription drug program.
Looks like they're once again shoving their members
out in front of a Republican freight train.
This plan is so badly written that a CPA, a lawyer
and a priest together can't tell you whether
seniors will be better off or worse.
Hey, if Bush will screw brave soldiers under fire securing his stolen
I have no doubt he'd screw some old folks to make the HMOs happy.
Maybe this will motivate some of the doubters
that it's time to bring the troops home.
A child, age six, watches nervously as a US soldier ties her up.
Fearful women and children are bound by US soldiers
These pictures are said to be of US soldiers tying
up women and children in their homes.
The pictures are said to be from Aljazeera.net.
These are the pictures the whole world is seeing
- at least the countries
that have a press that's not owned by the B.F.E.E.
This is another reason why Bush and America
are hated around the world.
How would you feel if "freedom fighters" from another
country invaded your land,
invaded your house and tied up your mother and
your brothers and sisters?
Then again, maybe you've only got space to tell
us what a hero Jessica is.
Wal, even if you send me 1,000 mock mails, I'm sticking with Jessica
Bart: Just love your site.
Ever since I found out a former co-worker and
friend leaned left like I did, and she gave me a link to your site.
I've been reading it ever since -- probably right
after Pinhead stole the election. I needed a place to go to
commiserate and am so grateful that Bartcop hates
the repugs as much as I do.
Surrounded by repugs at work, my friend and Bart
were my only outlets for outrage.
Thanks for being there, Bart. Your site is
great. And by the way, I love the Beatles.
Glad to hear you finally mention them, or John
Lennon, recently on your site.
Anyway, just wanted you to know I'm from your generation
and love the Fab Four together and separately!!!!
Linda from South Jersey and Philly
as seen on Dave, thanks to Alex t
Top Ten Signs Rush Limbaugh Might Not Be Ready
To Come Back To Work
10. "Accidentally" falls down stairs 2, 3 times
a day to get the pain pills
9. Named his two new puppies "Oxy" and "Contin"
8. Keeps going up to the roof to see if he can
fly like that guy from "The Matrix"
7. Thoroughly enjoyed last night's "Becker"
6. He's currently following Phish around the Pacific
5. Responds to all callers, "Here, kitty kitty
kitty kitty kitty"
4. Could swear he saw sheep being herded down
3. Yesterday he did a three hour show into the
drive-thru speaker at Jack in the Box
2. These days, only 80% blowhard
1. Released amateur sex video making love to himself
on their minds
The author of that little scenario wasn't targerting
Breaux because he does [or doesn't] know
he's a DINO. His list was of Dems from states
with Rethugilcan governors--because the govs will
appoint GOPpers to fill out the terms of the assassinated
See, the author wants to *go back* to Constitutional
methods *after* his guys have killed the Democrats.
Christ, save me from your followers.
Springfield, MO (Asscroft's home town!)
Ten people will see your ad for less
than a penny.
We are hearing in the news that we are in an economic
recovery and that we have strong economic growth.
Is this true? I really doubt it.
I think that the Bush controlled media is trying
to pull yet another illusion and create a recovery where there is none.
First - the Christmas season is not a recovery.
Stores hire more people temporarilly for Christmas.
Second - the spending of another 87 billion dollars
on Iraq is not a recovery.
That borrowed money that is being wasted.
Spending money on Iraq is the economic equivelent
of buying Crack Cocaine with a Credit Card.
It does not add to the economy.
What is the real test for recovery?
We have nearly a 1/2 trillion dollar deficit
and the deficit has almost doubled since last year.
The economy has lot 3 million jobs since Bush took
Get past that and we'll talk about economic recovery.
San Francisco, CA
"Mom, the Iraqi man broke my arm."
Jessica Lynch, full of drugs, partially remembering those
lost three hours (TIME Magazine)
Bart might be interested in this little tidbit
and I was wondering if you may be so kind as to pass it along,
given that he loooooves poker. Bravo is running
a new show called "Celebrity Poker Showdown" starting
on December 2, 2003 at around 8 or 9 pm CST (not
sure on the exact time).
The show will include people like Martin Sheen,
Richard Schiff, Allison Janney, Don Cheadle, etc. playing high-stakes poker.
Sounds like fun. I will definately be tuning
in to watch. Just thought I would pass it on. Keep up the good
Vikki, thanks, I didn't know about that.
We're still planning our Pokerfest, but I need to be sure I can afford
saw it on fark.com
soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was times
issue it's times 422
Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.
When we we stop this madness?
vote for me. I'm a man of peace.
Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring
Plus, at least
2298 2336 wounded
for Bush's oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
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"I never thought Iraq was another Vietnam. It was
a totally different situation. But reading through some
of the Face the Nation transcripts from the
Vietnam era the other day, I was struck by how much what officials
said then sounds like what the government has
been saying lately. No matter how bad the news from Vietnam was,
official after official came on Face the Nation
to say progress was being made, the press just wasn't reporting it.
From the day the war turned bad in Iraq, you
could take the words that were said back then and put them into the
mouths of today's administration spokesmen
and never notice the difference."
--CBS's Bob Schieffer, who lied and
whored to help get this madman elected, Attribution
Look - it's the amazingly talented Bruce Yurgil,
carrying one of his creations at the last protest in San Fransisco
get a message to Bill Gates for me?
(We have readers at
I'm a very busy man.
When I search for a file on my hard drives, I have to wait until the little
search dog gets done
barking or saying hi or whetever the fuck he does before I can start my
I don't have the time to watch the little cartoon dog.
I'm a busy man.
When I'm putting the page together, I'm working at the speed of light
and I don't like having to
wait for the damn dog to wake the hell up and shake his tail - is there
a way to shut the dog off?
Swear to Koresh, Microsoft and Pentium Four are so incredibly slow.
They have yet to make a computer that's as fast as I am.
That's a pity, considering what I spent for this piece of crap computer.
I spend so much time waiting and staring at the f-ing hourglass.
That's so completely stupid - waiting for that damn dog.
We're trying to return democracy to America and I don't have time for cartoon
Subject: Bashing Tom Cruise
I realy don't understand the bashing of Cruise,
could you elaborate futher?
Sure he's no DeNiro, but among todays other top
box office draws,
Depp, can act
Pitt, can act
Cage, can act well
Keanu, can mostly act, probably
Crowe, can act well
Clooney, can act
Affleck, can act
Gibson, is very nice to his mother
Hanks, can act great
and DiCaprio, can act
I'd at least have to put him in the middle of the
I thought he was great in Born on the Fourth
of July and Vanilla Sky, (didn't see those)
and pretty good in Top Gun, (saw it - liked
the combat scenes)
Color of Money, (I'd love to play him 9-ball
for real money)
Rain Man, (Dustin Hoffman is one of the
A Few Good Men, (Nicholson - one of the
Far and Away, (wouldn't watch that if you
held my Chinaco hostage)
and Minority Report. (Mrs Bart dragged me
- Colin Ferral acts well)
How can you not like a guy that's had Heather
Locklear, Cher, Rebecca DeMornay,
Nicole, Penelope Cruz and is good friends with
Nicole had the good sense to dump the small boy.
Now she's the most powerful woman in Hollywood.
Sure I'd rather watch a good Nicholson, (great) Ed
Norton, (great) Buscemi (beyond
or Penn (great) flick,
but you gotta admit Tom far outshines Ah-nold, Van Damme, Willis,
The Rock, Vin Diesel and the koresh-awful ...Steven
Joe C in Texas
Joe, I think Tom Cruise is the Britney Spears of the acting world (not
He makes mega-millions more than the very, very talented people.
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Reader Goes To A Halloween Party
My costume consisted of:
- Black flight/jump suit from the Army/Navy store -
- Black beret
- Black boots
- Homeland Security logo printed, laminated and placed
on right shoulder
Soberly, he thrust his hand out and stated, "I'd
just like to shake your hand
and thank you for everything that you've been
doing for us."
The words "thank you citizen, on behalf of all
Homeland Security personnel I'd like to say thank you.
By the way, is everything nominal in this zone?" stuck
in my throat.
Subj: Limbaugh and a Morals Clause
In the old days, you know Woodward and Bernstein,
some enterprising reporter would have found out
by now if old Rushbo has a "Morals" clause in his
contract with Clear Channel. The kind of clause that says
..."you're fired if you use illegal drugs, have
sex with children or otherwise bring discredit on the corporation..."
Not one reporter has delved into this and of course
they never will...but somebody knows...somewhere
there just has to be a reporter -- not a news reader
-- who wants to shine the light of day on this.
They're afraid to find out who outed Joseph Wilson's
Well, it was just a hope that someday the "news" media
will actually report the news...
Plus, the police seem to be giving the rich, white man a complete pass.
When a poor black man gets caught, he does hard time.
But if you're white, rich and Republican, "We
More evidence of how racist this
of whore journalism...
I'm going to try to do an impression.
I don't do many impressions.
This is my impression of you having a big screen TV on a Sunday
(This would be much funnier after a few drinks...)
Something on your mind?
Then listen for your voice on...
You have two minutes to speak your piece.
loses one of its own
From outside the house, it's obvious something
is not right at 1 Sibley Drive. Cars and people crowd the driveway.
On the inside, remembrances of a loving son help
one Bedford family mourn the loss of their young soldier.
Army Pfc. John Hart, 20, of Bedford, was one of
two soldiers killed in a guerilla attack Saturday in Iraq.
According to published reports, the men were on
their way to investigate an explosion when they were ambushed
with rocket-propelled grenades and small arms fire
on Saturday 160 miles north of Baghdad.
Hart died doing what he had always dreamed of,
friends and family said.
Hart is the son of Brian and Alma Hart of Bedford.
Facing reporters and TV crews, the Harts recalled
a young man who was a strong leader and a caring son.
"I cried when he left," Hart's mother said. "He called
me the next morning and said, 'I'm sorry I made you cry.'"
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