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"By the time the book comes out, we will know everything that is in there and
  we will be bored out of our skulls. People have made up their mind about him.
  I think they all agree that he is just a horn dog and he's interesting copy."
    --Lucianne Goldberg, who'd be even less of a nobody without Clinton's coattails  Attribution
 

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"If you want to see hate,
  go to bartcop and see
  what they say about me."

 Bush told he is playing into Bin Laden's hands
  Osama to reward Bush with terror strike to keep him in office?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A senior US intelligence official is about to publish a bitter condemnation of America's
 counter-terrorism policy, arguing that the west is losing the war against al-Qaida and that
 an "avaricious, premeditated, unprovoked" war in Iraq has played into Osama bin Laden's hands.

 His book describes the Iraq invasion as "an avaricious, premeditated, unprovoked war against
 a foe who posed no immediate threat but whose defeat did offer economic advantage.
 (This is very, very, very, very old news if you read  bartcop.com )

 Imperial Hubris: Why the West is Losing the War on Terror, due out next month, dismisses
 two of the most frequent boasts of the Bush administration: that Bin Laden and al-Qaida are
 "on the run" and that the Iraq invasion has made America safer.

 In an interview with the Guardian the official, who writes as "Anonymous", described al-Qaida as a
 much more proficient and focused organisation than it was in 2001, and predicted that it would
 "inevitably" acquire weapons of mass destruction and try to use them.

"For my money, the game was over at Tora Bora," Anonymous said, speaking of the area
 where we had Osama cornered, but Bush pulled back so he could go after Saddam's oil fields.
 

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"There's no shame in getting rich in wartime..."

  Care to comment?

 Quotes

"The man from Hope thing. Bill Clinton - whatever else you say about him
  - he really does understand what it's like to live paycheck to paycheck."
     --Rachel Gorlin, summing up the Clinton appeal,   Attribution

 Subject: BCR Show 42 feedback

 I loved the Rush/Reagan beatdown!  I listen to you on my iPod in my car
 with one of those little transmitter doohickies that play it on the radio.
 At times I laughed so hard I almost caused several serious accidents.

 Thanks.
 dodger501

  Our good friend makes the news...

 Kent Bye - Caught on Tape
  Filmmaker Kent Bye Says the Media is Partially Responsible
   for the Iraq War--and He Has the Footage to Prove it

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bye clicks his mouse.

 First up on his computer monitor was NBC White House corespondent Campbell Brown, who announced on a
 Nov. 8 newscast, "Today's vote is a major victory for the president. Beginning with the support of only Great Britain,
 he eventually convinced the Security Council's most skeptical members to give him a blank check for military action
 without another resolution." On one of ABC's Nov. 8 newscasts, Peter Jennings reported that the Security Council
 voted unanimously that Iraq should get rid of its weapons or face serious consequences: "Here's the question on this
 significant day: Is the Bush administration one step closer to attacking Iraq as a result." And Dan Rather said,
 "CBS's John Roberts reports this now starts a countdown towards a showdown with Saddam Hussein."

"Blank check," "one step closer," "a countdown towards a showdown with Saddam"--as far as Bye is concerned,
 the media didn't bother to ponder the meaning behind the U.N. resolution and rushed to announce that the United States
 was on the brink of war. There was no mention in the newscasts that U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan said he hoped
 the new round of inspections would create the opportunity for a peaceful settlement.

 There were enough things out there," Bye says. "Enough little nuggets, red flags, that were available to
 the print media and the television media that they would have found if only they dug a little bit deeper...

 Click  Here  to see a no-wait, short trailer from Kent Bye's film, and visit  kentbye.com

 9/11 Tapes Reveal Ground Personnel Muffled Attacks
  That meas the airlines kept the hijackings a secret until it was too late

 Warning: This was written by "Gail Sheehy." There is a prostitute writer named "Gail Sheehy,"
 but there's a man's picture next to the article. If she write this stoiry, it could easily be fabricated nonsense.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The response of American's management on duty, as revealed on the tape
 produced at the meeting, was recalled by persons in attendance:

"Don't spread this around. Keep it close."
"Keep it quiet."
"Let's keep this among ourselves. What else can we find out from our own sources about what's going on?"

"In Fort Worth, two managers in S.O.C. [Systems Operations Control] were sitting beside each
 other and hearing it," says one former American Airlines employee who heard the tape.
"They were both saying, 'Do not pass this along. Let's keep it right here. Keep it among the five of us.'"

 Subject: Catholic math

 Maybe unrepentant Catholics who so much as vote for a pro-death penalty politician
 should stay away from the Communion rail?
 
 Erik S
 

.Erik, they've made a "special dispensation" if you're GOP.
 I believe the Catholics are playing with a timb bomb by getting into politics.

  Care to comment?

 They're trying to stop the release of Fahrenheit 9/11
   Of course, they haven't seen it, but they hate it anyway

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Michael Moore has attacked our troops, attacked our Commander in Chief and attacked the victims
 of 9/11 saying:  "The passengers on September 11 were scaredy-cats, because they were mostly white."

 I'll bet Michael Moore never said that.

 Moore has sought to undermine our military saying that "The Iraqis who have risen up against
 the occupation are not "insurgents" or "terrorists" or "The Enemy."  They are the REVOLUTION,
 the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow - and they will win."

 He might have said that.
 It's easy to call every Iraqi who doesn't want to be tortured "a terrorist," but we invaded another country
 for no reason besides personal greed on Bush's part, and victory is not a guarantee. At best, I think we'll
 attain the kind of "peace" they have in Israel.

 In 1973, if a military commander said, "I don't think we can outlast the enemy in Vietnam,"
 would the right accuse him of "attacking our troops?"  Probably, but the statement was true.

 Michael Moore has more stalkers than Bart:

 http://www.moorelies.com
 http://www.pabaah.com
 http://www.moorewatch.com
 http://www.michaelmoorehatesamerica.com
 http://www.mooreexposed.com
 http://www.bowlingfortruth.com

 Quotes

"The press, with all due respect, (is) often times lazy, often times simply reports
  what somebody else in the press said without doing their homework."
    --Dick Cheney,  Attribution
 

 Wow!
 So that's what it looks like when Cheney tells the truth...

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  Here is a list of people who are officially "in" Pokerfest Chicago.
 If your name's not on the list, you're not in yet.

  Click  Here  for the important updates.

 Moore's movie loses its point in a barrage of cheap shots
   by Walter Shapiro, (R) senior whore at USA Today

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  "I get paid to lie about the left."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Fahrenheit 9/11 is a profoundly disturbing movie that struck me as far closer to
 heavy-handed propaganda than to art. Does anyone seriously believe, as Moore suggests,
 that the United States invaded Afghanistan primarily to pave the way for a natural-gas pipeline?
 Or that the war in Iraq was a single-minded effort to win new contracting business for Halliburton?

 Oh Christ, this is one stupid Bush cheerleader.
 He thinks Bush invaded Iraq with good intentions.
 He thinks evil men would not kill to take over the world.

 What does it say about our democracy when Jay Leno and Saturday Night Live are
 regarded as respected sources of political commentary?

 It says we believe Leno, SNL, Jon Stewart etc more than we believe you because we know for a fact
 that whores like you, Walter Shapiro, will lie to prop up the never-elected fraud. You're is one of the
 lying whores that kept screaming "Al Gore claims he invented the Internet" back in 2000.

 America's press cannot trusted. The American news media once existed to disseminate the news,
 but now it's all about which "truth" will sell the most - and that makes you the whore, Walter.
 
 
 

 Hours later...
 
 
 

 I just had another ...adventure.

 Right after I typed "Walter," the room suddenly started spinning and I went down to the floor.
 My last ride in an ambulance cost thousands of dollars, so this time I called Mrs Bart.
 When I was stable enough, I crawled to her touring sedan (1992 model) and she drove me
 to the doctor's office where they did an EKG and whatever all those tests are called.

 Skipping to the hopefully happy ending, I apparently had taken too many anti-dizzy pills.
 They give me one pill to stop this, then another pill to counteract that pill, then another pill to
 counteract that pill, so Doc Shariff said to stop taking all those pills and I should be OK.

 Today's issue got so big, we had to make a 
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 The U.S. Open

  Click  Here

 As I type this, poor Eldrick Woods is tied for 19th.
 The BartCop Hex can be very powerful.

 Saturday while he was putting, I recorded some Hex audio.
 That'll be in BCR 44.
 

 Quotes

"al Qaeda called Saddam and said hello.
  Saddam hung up on them.
  End of communication between al Qaeda and Iraq."
      --Hoffmania!, "Let's Break It Down So Even Bush Can Understand It"     Attribution

 Moore Film Title Angers Author Bradbury
  He thinks he owns the rights to the word "fahrenheit"

  Click  Here
 

'Fahrenheit 9/11' is Political Lightning Rod
  They can't handle the truth so they want the film shut down

  Click  Here
 

 Teens banned from Moore film
  Old enough to die in Iraq, not old enough to see Moore's film?

  Click  Here

 This is very important  -  thousands of dollars are at stake
 and we won't get a "do over,"  so let's be sure we're clear up-front.

 Click  Here   for the extra-important, time-is-now update.

 Quotes

"Bombing Iraq shows the evil nature of the enemy we face...there was no justification
  whatsoever for bombing Iraq...they killed innocent families in cold blood. It should remind us
  that we must fight these people and bring them to justice. ... See, they're trying to intimidate Iraq.
  They're trying to shake our will. They're trying to get us to surrender to them. Iraq will not surrender.
  Iraq will not be intimidated by these kinds of extremist thugs. May Allah bless Iraq."
      -- What Dubya might be saying if Poppy was Saddam's Intelligence Secretary     Attribution

 Shopping in the Bart Store

 I had never shopped there before, because I heard it was ...a little pricey.
 But just this once, I thought I'd spend a little money, and I was not disappointed.
 I bought three items, so as to save on shipping.

 I bought a large "Good Morning" Chinaco Anejo Mug,

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 I was very pleased with the quality of this item I purchased from The Bart Store.
 I leave the mug in the East window so the rising sun warms it just so...
 When I get up, around noon, ...it's nice and warm.
 Mmmmm, boy, ...twelve ounces of Chinaco Anejo and I'm ready to go take on the day!

  Next, I decided I needed a bad-ass black  bartcop.com  baseball cap.

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 I was very pleased with the quality of this item I purchased from The Bart Store.
 It's a cut above a regular cheap-ass cap - the logo feels laminated and the curve of the
 awning/poker croupier thingy seemed to have starch in it, or maybe it was on a 4-hour Lavitra jag...
 I'll wear it to Pokerfest Chicago, but only indoors.

 Finally, as soon as I saw it - I knew I had to have it.

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 A first-run, ...but limited edition ...of the bartcop.com Disaster Monkey Lunch Box!
 Trust me, Dad didn't get what he wanted for Father's Day, and this was his second choice.

 We're only going to sell 1,000 of these and then they will be ...no more!
 Do you have any idea what this lunchbox will be worth someday?
 As an investment, a hundred of these would be a sure-fire, long term gainer for you.,
 Note: Some Beatles memorabilia goes for five times what the original buyer paid for it.

 I was very pleased with the quality of this item I purchased from The Bart Store.

 VCR Alert

 Big Dog on 60 Minutes - this will be historic.

 America will be reminded that a real president has a brain.

  Michael Moore  Monday on Today

 Subject: F 9/11

 Bart,

 Signed up on www.moveon.org to go see F9/11 on it's opening night next Friday.
 Will be wearing blue as requested by MoveOn.   Also found that where it's playing here
 in Phoenix has a delightfuly little patisserie right by the theatre so the husband and I will
 stop and get iced coffee and FRENCH pastries before the movie while festooned in our
 blue (for blue state) shirts and our Kerry and Anyone But Bush buttons.

 I hope the locals here in Goldwater's Arizona don't bust our chops too badly.
 I hope to give you or Marty a review next week.

 Keep Hammerin'!
 Heather
 http://houndog2.blogspot.com

 Wild Thought

 On June 25th, a nationwide scientific nationwide poll will be taken live across America.

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 Seems like ot would be the epitome of hypocrisy to codemn this movie sight unseen,
 so shouldn't all Bush supporters see it this weekend before they comdemn this young man's film?

 Odds are this won't happen, but what if F 9/11 makes, ...like, $20 million  opening weekend?
 If this little $9M art film breaks out into middle America - can Bush still win in November?

 Lying Liars

  Full Story

The New York Times ran an editor's note last month saying the paper's aggressive reporting on WMDs
     was "not as rigorous as it should have been" and overplayed stories with "dire claims about Iraq," adding:
   "Editors at several levels who should have been challenging reporters and pressing for more skepticism
    were perhaps too intent on rushing scoops into the paper."

  The New York Times is a whore paper with a very cheap price.
  They have been anti-Clinton, pro-GOP for at least a decade.
  They championed Bush's war to please Mr Rove and the right-wing.
  Their excuse that they were "mislead" is laughable.

A Washington Post editorial in October asked: "Were we wrong? The honest answer is: We don't yet know.
   But at this stage we continue to believe that the war was justified and necessary, and that the gains so far have
   outweighed the costs." Last month the editorial page was more pessimistic about the effort to stabilize Iraq,
   saying: "It can fairly be asked now whether that mission is achievable."

  The Washington Post is a whore paper, trying to compete with the Moonie Times for right-wing mega-dollars.
  The Washington Post was spoon-fed horseshit all during impeachment - whatever lies Ken Starr wanted told,
  he just called Steno Sue as if his last name was Graham or Bradlee.  And the Whore Post printed it - every time.
 This phoney, "Were we wrong?" horseshit is nothing more than public masturbation and they should be ashamed
 of themselves, but they aren't.

CNN's Tucker Carlson minced no words last week: "I am embarrassed that I supported the war in Iraq."

   I'm going to give Carlson a pass.
   I accept that he might've believe Bush because he's a Republican.
   On issues I don't fully understand, and there are dozens, I will sometimes take Clinton's word on it, so I can't
   blame Carlson for doing the same, although Carlson knew Bush was a sadistic son of a bitch when he witnessed
   Bush's disturbing "Please don't kill me" side up close and personal in a limo one day.

Bill O'Reilly: "If no WMDs are found, I'll no longer trust the Bush adminstration."
   Bill O'Reilly: "I have to admit no WMDs are found, so I trust the Bush administration less."

   This idiot O'Reilly, goes all in on WMDs when there was no reason to.  He bet his reputation and
   credibility on the honesty and competence of the Illegal Monkey - and lost everything.

 There was never any reason  for these papers/people to lie. Had they been doing their jobs honestly,
 they could've written,"Bush claims there are WMDs in Iraq, but so far, no proof has been offered
 and Powell's UN presentation was shaky at best."

 The pre-war headlines, in an honest paper, would have read, "Is this war necessary?"
 No, it was always "March to war!!" because they followed the orders given to them by Karl Rove.

 Funny, all the big time, "respected" newspapers got it wrong, but the dim-witted Oklahoma Tequilaboy
 was at least four years ahead of them. We knew the sadistic Monkey had no brain before he was elected.
 We warned people 6 days a week for four years that this illegal admisistration was only in it for the money.

 We asked a hundred times, why did Cheney (R- Heart Attack) leave a cushy, multi-million dollar position with
 Halliburton to take on a super-stressfull, $200,000 a year job - and it wasn't to help America's poorest children.
 Their plot to steal Iraq's oil is almost seven years old - and for all we know, that's why the 2000 election was rigged
 because this war HAD to happen and it had to happen now.

 Hell, what if Cheney had ex parte contact with his good friends Rendquist, Scalia and Thomas in the summer
 of 2000 and showed them "intelligence reports" that Saddam was about to nuke Israel.  And to save America
 from WWIII, the court HAD TO INSTALL Bush because "intelligence reports" showed Gore was unstable
 just like Tim Russert, the Wash Post, the NYW Times and the networks kept saying - what if?

 I can hear what you're thinking:

"Dial back the conspiracy nonsense, Bart.
  You're losing credibility with me."

 So let me ask you this:
 Would evil men speak ex parte with a Supreme Court judge to take over the world?
 Would evil men speak kill innocent people to take over the world? (Kinda moot, considering Iraq)
 Would evil men allow a tragedy like 9-11 to occur to rally a rich nation so they could take over the world?

 One thing we know for sure - they are lying, they are concealing their activities.
 They've already been caught once - Iran/Contra, and they pardoned everyone who might talk.

 Considering the stakes, should we assume the proven-guilty are being honest this time?

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