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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... F 9/11 a Powerful, Fiery Film Bush Ducks for Cover Majority: Iraq War a Mistake  D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-s  Attack of the Wolfman Cheney has a Potty Mouth F 9/11 Might Shake Election The Torturer-in-Chief  Ryan to Abandon Senate Bid    Quote of the Day "Cheney brought my mother up to the casket,   so she could pay her respects.  She is in her 80's,    and she has glaucoma and has trouble seeing.    There were steps, and he left her there.    He just stood there, letting her flounder.    I don't think he's a mindful human being.    That's probably the nicest way I can put it."      --Ron Reagan, NYTimes Magazine,  Attribution Bart Store Thanks to Jim, David, Ron and C@

 

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Quotes

"That's the difference between our side and their side. Even when we disagree,
  we're respectful of freedom of speech. But when they disagree, they try to shut you down.
  Well it's un-American. And it's wrong, and people are not going to stand for it. People in
  this country don't like to be told they can't watch something or see something."
    -- Michael Moore, on top of the world      Attribution
 

 Maybe I'm just caught up in the hype, but this film seems like it's gonna be hueueueueueuge.
 We haven't seen a film on a Friday night in ten years, opting for the first Sunday morning show.
 But I want to hear and feel the crowd for this one. Oklahoma is such a backwater, GOP ash pit,
 it will be interesting to witness the reaction of a Jim Inhofe crowd in this Koresh-forsaken hellhole.

'Fahrenheit' a powerful, fiery film

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Michael Moore tends to make his points with a sledgehammer, and his anti-Bush
 documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11" is no exception. But this time around he uses more
 delicate instruments as well, and what emerges is a powerful film.

 Perhaps the most damaging footage shows Bush on September 11, sitting in a Florida
 classroom for a full seven minutes after he had been told that the second tower had been
 struck, and that it was clear the horrific events in New York were a terrorist attack,
 not a tragic accident. Moore lets this moment go on and on: The president, stone-faced
 in front of dozens of schoolchildren, doing absolutely nothing, as our nation comes under attack..
 

 Hopefully, this scene will take away the "war president" lie.
 The never-elected punk isn't qualified to referee a cock-fight,
 much less lead the world in a war against Al Qaeda.
 
 

..
"This is a bad film full of lies.
  Clinton started this war, just ask FOX News..."
 

  Care to comment?

 Quotes

"John Kerry would make a great commander-in-chief, I have no doubt about that. He would also make
  one hell of a CEO. That's what a president is. So today I'm joining the Kerry team -- as a front-line worker,
  I guess -- I think in their jobs division or department or wherever I land. I will try to offer advice and consult
  with the senator and do whatever I can to make him the next president."
     --Lee Iacocca,     Attribution

 Subject: Reagan on the ten dollar bill

 Sure, let's put Reagan on the Ten!
 But why stop there?

 Let's put Lord Cornwallis on the One;
 Jefferson Davis on the Five;
 John C. Calhoun on the Twenty;
 and Robert E. Lee on the Fifty!

 And we can put Aaron Burr on the nickel;
 Herbert Hoover on the dime;
 Lee Harvey Oswald on the half dollar;
 and George Armstrong Custer on that screwy dollar coin!

 Make America Proud again!

 Peter G.

 Bush Ducks for Cover

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Attention al-Qaida sleeper cells, domestic terrorists, school shooters, David Koresh wannabes
 and bloodthirsty lunatics everywhere: Be sure to mark Sept. 13 in your day planners because
 -- thanks to President Bush and his GOP pals in Congress -- your murderous missions are
 about to get a whole lot easier.

 You see, that's the day the 10-year old federal ban on assault weapons is set to expire,  making it
 perfectly legal to buy, sell and own a whole new line of domestically produced rapid-fire killing machines.
 

..
"More machine guns is good for safety"

  Care to comment?

 Subject: VP - One more reason to pick Wes Clark

 Fundraising totals, divided by actual number of months they campaigned = Average monthly $ amounts raised

 Dean                 $2,400,000 per month  (52.8M / 22 mo.)
 Edwards            $2,160,000 per month  (32.6M / 15 mo.)
 Gephardt           $1,793,000 per month  (21.5M / 12 mo.)
 Clark                $4,186,000 per month (29.3M / 7 mo.)

 Only 7 months in the race···.

 Best Regards,

 Jane
 

 Care to comment?

 Quotes

"Why have a Constitution at all if the president can unilaterally
  decide who to torture, when to torture and why to torture?"
    --Tufts University international law professor Michael Glennon,   Attribution
 

..
"Take his pants off, bring him to be
  and get four dogs from the hut."

 Subject: Double standard?

 RE: Mona Charen, on The O'Reilly Spin

 You wrote:

> "Hey Mona, instead of claiming they are dishonest,
>  why don't you demonstrate their dishonesty with a few examples?

> Could it be that you can't?"

 RE: Quotes on sales of Clinton"s book.

 You wrote:

>  "They made the Clintons borrow, what was it, $7M to defend themselves against bogus charges?"

 Would it be unfair to point out your double standard and ask:

"Hey Bart, instead of claiming the charges were bogus,
 why don't you demonstrate their bogusness with a few examples?"
 Personally, I believe both of you could score a few points.
 It was your double standard which caught my attention.

 But then again, you never promised to be "fair and balanced" like the Fox News Network.
 Mike F
 

 Mike, you want me to print a list of all the crimes the Clinton's didn't commit?

They didn't sell arms to terrorists.
They didn't lie us into World War III
They didn't steal 11 trillion dollars from the Treasury
They didn't make hundreds of billions off their fake war
They didn't steal their way into power with a crooked court
They didn't take bribes to dirty the air and the water.

 Wait, this is going to take too long.

 Maybe you're cloudy about the difference between making a charge and defending one's self.
 If you say, "You're lying," I need to offer some examples.

 If you're accused of a crime, the accuser is supposed to offer proof.
 Disproving a negative is sometimes hard to do.

 Can I prove I've never been to France?

 Poll: 54 Percent Say Iraq War a Mistake

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The CNN-USA Today-Gallup poll found that 54 percent of people say
 the war was a mistake, up from 41 percent who felt that way in early June.

 The poll also found that more than half say the Iraq war has made the United
 States less safe from terrorism. Only a third said it made this country safer.

 The finding that more than half now think the Iraq war was a mistake recalls
 the disillusionment of Americans in 1968 with the Vietnam War. The first time
 a majority said that was a mistake was in August 1968.
 

 The faster the tide turns, the fewer soldiers will have to die.
 History should record this as Bush's war, not America's.
 Like with the Brits, we never wanted this - it was just Bush & Blair.

 Dueling Quotes

"There's a big tradition on the left of turning funeral services into political rallies."
     - Bill Kristol Oct/2002 speaking about Paul Wellstone's funeral.

"No one wants to politicize the death of a recent president.
  But you know what? The Bush campaign should."
     - Bill Kristol Jun/2004 speaking about Ronald Reagan's funeral.

 Subject: BartCop as military tactician

 Bart, you wrote:

> I'm certainly no military tactical expert, but I have an idea. Throw an airtight ring around Fallujah,
> and just to be clear, "airtight" is the opposite of what you guys threw around Osama at Bora, Bora.

> Then slowly constrict that ring, letting the women, children and old men out.
> Then constrict that ring tighter, and photograph and fingerprint any men who choose to leave.
> What you'll have left is the hardcore, fight-to-the-death types and maybe Zarqawi.

> But like I said, I'm not tactician, so if you have a better idea, make it so.
 

 How about just leaving the hellhole?
 NM
 

 Can't do that.
 Iraq's oil fields produce 2.5 million barrels a day.
 That's roughly $100M per day.

 You want Zarqawi and Osama to have an extra $100M per day?
 They could afford a nuke by the end of the week.

 If you see Fahrenheit 9/11 this weekend, please send me a review.

 Long or short, (that's a first) I'll print all I can.

  Send your review here

 Mistrial in Transgender Teen Killing
   It's OK to kill one of "them," isn't it?

  Click  Here
 

 Oklahoma judge caught masturbating in Court
  Hey, there's not that much to do in the Dust Bowl

  Click  Here
 

 Fahrenheit 9/11 sets records at previews
  Film made $49,000 on three screens at Loews 7 in New York

  Click  Here
 

 F9/11 'No moviegoer will be bored ...'
  Just don't call it a 'documentary'

  Click  Here
 

 Bashing liberal skull
  A list of GOP sex crimes

 Click  Here

 Attack of the Wolfman
  Maureen Dowd hates everyone, this time it's Wolfie and the Big Dog

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"I don't need proof of involvement in Sept. 11 to be concerned that Saddam is providing
 mutual support to Al Qaeda," he said. "It seems to me it's like saying if someone breeds
 Rottweilers and leaves the gate open but doesn't tell the dog who to attack, that he's not
 operationally involved in the thing." (What's he talking about, and why are we still paying him?)

 But instead of admitting he got the Saddam threat wrong, Mr. Wolfowitz lectured Americans
 not to be impatient. Referring to our foes, he said, "The more they sense that we're impatient
 ...the more car bombs there will be." He seems to imply that we're complicit in killing our
 soldiers if we don't sanguinely go along with the Bush administration's delusions.

 I saw a article that said moveon.org has pledges from over 100,000 members to see F 9/11 this weekend.

 That's fine and cool, but the next paragraph says they have over 2,000,000 members.

 What do the other 1,900,000 members have to do this weekend?

 Cheney Utters 'F-Word' in U.S. Senate?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Dick Cheney blurted out the "F word" at Patrick Leahy during a heated
 exchange on the Senate floor, congressional aides said on Thursday.

 The incident occurred on Tuesday in a terse discussion between the two
 that touched on politics, religion and money, with Cheney finally telling
 Leahy to "f--- off" or "go f--- yourself," the aides said.

"I think he was just having a bad day," Leahy said on CNN, which first reported
 the incident. "I was kind of shocked to hear that kind of language on the floor."

 Earlier on Thursday, before word of the exchange spread, Tom Daschle, (D-Pink Tutu)
 spoke of the need to improve civility with what he called the "politics of common ground."

 Moore's Movie May Be Able to Shake the Election

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 I sat next to a newspaper reporter who was raised in an activist Republican party family,
 whose sister worked previously for the Bush White House and who considers herself moderate.
 She cried through the second half of the movie, which featured graphic images of injured and killed
 Iraqi civilians and U.S. soldiers and focused on the U.S. military's efforts to recruit minorities and poor whites.

 She and others who don't hew to Moore's hardcore lefty vision of the world gave him credit for,
 if nothing else, presenting an incredibly cohesive and emotionally stirring piece of work.

"There's no way people are not going to come out of this hating Bush," she said.
 Which, of course, is exactly what the GOP fears.

 Subject: R rati

 Giving a

for a 17 year-old?

 Quotes

"We need to know what they left out. And if Bush is arguing that torture was
  never ordered, then why did the administration seek legal guidance on torture?
  Why did they need to discover what they thought they could legally get away with?"
     -- Tom Andrews,  Attribution

 Gassed his own People
   saw it on  lasun.net

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Think of the 9/11 commission and it's sordid history as the perfect metaphor for this administration
 and the sheer chutzpah of it's officials. Having thwarted the very creation of such a commission,
 they've monkey wrenched every single aspect of it from the start. The families of the deceased have
 entire web sites set up that document the complete unwillingness of the Bush administration to hand
 over even the simplest of file requests.

 But will one ever, in their lifetime, forget the brilliant appointment of Henry Kissinger as the
 Commission's first Chairman?
 

 Quotes

"With Fahrenheit 9/11 ... we glimpse a possible fusion between the turgid routines
  of MoveOn.org and the filmic standards, if not exactly the filmic skills, of Sergei Eisenstein
  [the Stalin-era Russian filmmaker] or Leni Riefenstahl."
     --Christopher Hitchens, who likes to claim he's a Democrat   Attribution
 

 People like Hitchens, Pat Cadell, James Woods and  Bareback Sullivan - why do they say
 they're Democrats when they love Bush and Cheney and hate Clinton, Gore and Kerry?

 The Torturer-in-Chief
 George's honeymoon has turned sour

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Meanwhile, the photographs began to emerge. The world was treated to images of pyramids of naked Iraqis,
 forced masturbation, unmuzzled dogs snarling at prisoners a few inches away, bleeding and dead Iraqis.

 Major General Antonio Taguba's report was released. It documented sodomy with a chemical light and
 electric wires attached to the penis of a nude hooded prisoner.

 As fingers began to point up the chain-of-command, prisoners were released and commanders reassigned.
 The cover-up got underway.

 Donald Rumsfeld called it "abuse," not "technically" torture. A few bad apples. Nothing too serious.

 If you really don't like George W. Bush.
 and if you really don't like his bloody, illegal war,
 and you like your speed metal wired with an extra 50,000 volts,
 and always wanted to see a band with a Sharon Stone-lookalike singer,

..

 Check out the new Otep video of Warhead

  Click  Here

 PS. Be sure your seat belt is snug.

 Subject: my military disgrace

 Click  Here

 So amazing, no excerpt would do it justice

 This is very important  -  thousands of dollars are at stake
 and we won't get a "do over,"  so let's be sure we're clear up-front.

 Click  Here   for the last chance update.

 Chicago Pokerfest is mostly sold out

..

  Here is a list of people who are officially "in" Pokerfest Chicago.
 If your name's not on the list, you're not in yet.

  Click  Here  for the important updates.

We added a senior pillar yesterday.

 We are going to see Fahrenheit 9/11 tonight.
 Curious, I drove by the theater 15 minutes before the first showing and it was packed.

 I don't know what the parking lot normally looks like on a Friday at 1 PM,
 so I bought our tickets for the 7 PM show and kept my ears open and all
 but one ticket buyer said, "Fahrenheit, please."

 It will be an interesting movie to review because of high expectations.
 I think I'm going to see the best political film of my life, with an A+ rating,
 so anything short of that will be a dissapointment for me.

 VCR Alert

 Did you see that nutty Paris Hilton show Wednesday?

 The premise is they're traveling America with no money, so the producers have arranged
 part-time jobs for them every hundred miles or so, so they can buy some gas, eat some food etc

 So they show up at this motel where they're taught to clean rooms. If they clean a few rooms,
 they'll earn enough money for lunch and gas so they can move on with their journey.

 They're like the Three Stooges, but much better looking. They don't want to work, so they call
 Room Service from the room they're supposed to be cleaning and order enough food to feed the
 entire Chicago Pokerfest crowd.  Then they call the front deak and demand a maid come to their
 room right away ...because it's a pit!

 So they lay on the bed and eat while a real maid cleans the room.  After a while, their supervisor
 shows up and sees a perfectly clean room and compliments them on a job well done.
 "I'm very surprised, I didn't think you'd take this job very seriously," she said.

  Click  Here  then click on "Work it"

 It's stupid, but it's a fun distraction when your country's been taken over by Nazi bastards.

 American Casino premiers on Discovery tonight
 Las Vegas  has a better than usual show witrh Van Damme as the arrogant stuntman
 who gets killed when his big skyline motorcycle jump doesn't go exactly as planned.

 Once again, the idiot networks have a monkey at the controls. USA Today says tonight's
 Joan of Arcadia is the "Joan's panty shot" episode - but that episode ran last week.
 Is it too much to ask that these billion dollar networks get their shows straight?

 Housekeeping

 Lately I've received checks from people saying it was time to renew their subscription.
 Apparently, we launched (or tried to launch) BartCop Radio a year ago this week, so if your subscription
 was paid for with a one-time payment, could you check your records and see if your year has expired?

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 Also, BCR Show 44 is almost in the oven, but Tommy's working on our AAR commercials,
 and I know how time consuming that can me, so I'll start working on BCR Show 45.

 Subject: Poker

 Any chance you're going to be somewhere in Chicago where your fans
 could meet you and pat you on the back for all your hard work?

 Darren
 Chicago, IL
 

 Darren, we're working on that, but it's a problem.
 There are too many of us (we have over 20 poker players) to fit in a hotel room,
 and it'll be hard to find a bar or nightclub where 30-40 of us can just walk in and sit down.

 But Sam and Jim are working on possibilities.
 Maybe somebody with a mansion will see this and invite us to party there.

 Subject: Investigate?

 Bart, you wrote:

> In other words, they got caught, they won't do it again, ...and we're a nation of "soul."
> I'm sure the press and the Democratis will see no reason to investigate this any further.

 The press, well, that's a tragedy, but you do realize the Democrats are in the minority in two houses, right?

 Yes, I am aware of that.

 And have 0 power to effect an investigation into anything?

 That is completely false.
 They may have hypnotized themselves into thinking they are powerless,
 but they could create a stir anytime they wanted to, they just don't want to.

 When they get on Meet the Whore or Face the Whore or This Whore, they generally
 praise the never-elected bastard instead of using that time and power to accuse him.
 The next time I hear Joe Biden say Bush is a swell guy I'm gonna throw the fuck up.

 The Democrats do not want to win.
 They want to stand around and play the victim.
 They are afraid to say, "Bush is a miserable failure who had ruined our reputation worldwide."
 They are afraid to say, "Bush is a bungling idiot who's killing our soldiers day by day."
 They are afraid to say, "Bush is a disaster and we need a new president to save this country."
 They don't need permission to say things like that, but they act like they do.

 If even 1/3 of the Republicans were moderate, moral and conscience-guided
 it would be possible but that is not the case.

 Please stop giving the Democrats more reasons why they're powerless to fight back.
 They can have whatever they want, they just don't want to win.  They have no heart.
 They're lost and scared and weak.
 They are Fredo in a Corleone world.

..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 One official said a withdrawal statement was in the drafting stages. Two officials
 said Ryan's staff was spreading the word of his intentions. "He knows he can't go on."

"I think the public stoning of Jack Ryan is one of the most grotesque things I've
 seen in politics," said Republican Peter Fitzgerald, the loser who's quitting the senate.
 

 ha ha
 Suck on it, Fitzgerald - we'd like your boy to stay so we can pinata him.

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