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Looong Memorial Day Weekend  May 25-28, 2007 Vol 1985 - Monster Pig

Quote of the Day

"This Memorial Day we remember the dead, 
  and the politicians who killed them." 
    -- John Aravosis,


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Bloody Memorial Day 
Our Grim Memorial Day 
Politicians Failed Us 
The Mexican Problem 
Bush Lies about 9-11
Sheehan says goodbye 
Truth about Obama 
GIs losing faith in Iraq
Lindsay Lohan's DUI 

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"Americans have opened nearly 1,000 new graves to bury
  U.S. troops killed in Iraq since Memorial Day a year ago."
    -- Steven Hurst,    Link

 Another 1,000 families destroyed for no reason.
 How many hundreds of millions of dollars do you need to steal, George?

 Oh, that's right - he's an oil man and oil men are insatiable with their lust for more.

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No Celebration This Memorial Day
 by Mary MacElveen

In reading where 3,451 soldiers are now dead due to President Bush's lies and his lust
for power and greed; just how can one treat this as a normal holiday weekend?

Memorial Day usually marks the beginning of summer in which vacations for some Americans
are close at hand.  But as one reads this remark coming from President Bush last week,
"It could be a bloody - it could be a very difficult August," one does have to wonder if
these vacations will be enjoyed as our men and women continue to die.

In reading that 3,451 soldiers are now dead, they will never see another vacation as Bush heads off
to Crawford, Texas this summer for his normal one-month retreat from the people's White House.

In reading of this staggering number our congressional members will also enjoy their vacations when
they are not in session.  No such vacation should be had by any of these lawmakers until this war is ended.
Then again, they gave this president a blank-check to continue it.

I think the Democrats caved in so they could take their precious vacation.
Remember in Florida 2000, they wanted to stop counting the votes so they
could go home and eat some turkey on Thanksgiving?

Democrats treat "victory" like it's a flavor at Baskin Robbins.
Sometimes they're in the mood for it, sometimes they're not.

But the GOP is always hungry for victory.

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Our Grim Memorial Day
 Sales of shovels are up 40%

Americans have opened nearly 1,000 new graves to bury U.S. troops killed in Iraq
since Memorial Day a year ago. The figure is telling - and expected to rise in coming months.

From Memorial Day 2006 through Saturday, 980 soldiers and Marines died in Iraq, compared
to 807 deaths in the previous year. And with the Baghdad security operation now 3 1/2 months old,
even America's bloody dictator has predicted a difficult summer for U.S. forces.
"It could be a bloody - it could be a very difficult August," Der Monkey said last week.

U.S. commander Gen. David Petraeus on Saturday acknowledged the increase in casualties
as a result of the American surge in forces to regain control of Baghdad.
"We're doing heavy fighting. This is a fight. There's a war on out there," he told reporters

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Subject: News you'll find everywhere but in America

You would think that news that Bush stole the 2004 election too would make the news.
It did.   But not here in America.

The BBC broke the news as the top story about "voter caging" in the 2004 election.
Caging is a way of massively disqualifying voters. It's a go-to-jail felony that was revealed last week
when Monica Goodling testified that the justice department was involved in rigging the 2004 election.

Similarly just a few days ago Bush signed a directive granting himself extraordinary powers in the event
he declares an emergency.  The orders designated NSPD-51, as a National Security Presidential Directive,
and HSPD-20, as a Homeland Security Presidential Directive, gives Bush the powers of a dictator.
Yet you won't see that story in America's news.

What we do know is that Paris Hilton is going to jail, Britney Spears is a tramp, and Lindsay Lohan
crashed her car DUI. That's why we need to have a Clinton as president again because when Clinton
was president if the presidents 5th cousin worked for the government it was a major scandal.

With Bush as president the news is suppressed. If not for the Internet we wouldn't know what's
happening in our own country. We think it's bad when Hugo Chavez takes over the media in
Venezuela but the same thing has already happened here. America has a dictator and the media
is his state run propaganda machine.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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Politicians Failed Us on Iraq


Few men or women elected in our history - whether executive or legislative, state or national
- have been sent into office with a mandate more obvious, nor instructions more clear:

Get us out of Iraq.

Yet after six months of preparation and execution - half a year gathering the strands of public support;
translating into action, the collective will of the nearly 70 percent of Americans who reject this War of Lies,
the Democrats have managed only this:

    * The Democratic leadership has surrendered to a president - if not the worst president, then easily
the most selfish, in our history - who happily blackmails his own people, and uses his own military
personnel as hostages to his asinine demand, that the Democrats "give the troops their money";

    * The Democratic leadership has agreed to finance the deaths of Americans in a war
that has only reduced the security of Americans;em

You politicians have traded your strength, your bargaining position, and the uniform support
of those who elected you for a handful of magic beans.

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The Mexican Problem


Why are Mexicans risking money, life, and limb to come here? Why aren't there enough jobs
and a good enough economy in Mexico to attract these people so they can make a better life
for themselves there? Why can't the 12 - 18 million illegals here be upwardly mobile in Mexico?

If worked out properly by the people in charge, Mexico could easily compete head on with Hawaii!
Suppose a large area was declared by the Mexican government to now be a huge tourist haven
developed to have: filtered drinking water; clean, safe streets; absolutely no bribery, drugs, or porn;
and honest, well-paid police.

This tourist playground, and others scattered across Mexico, could employ many of those who
would otherwise come to America.  So why hasn't this happened? Why haven't rivals to
Busch Gardens, Six Flags, Universal Studios, Marine World, and Disneyland sprung up in Mexico?

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Subject: shooting yourself in the foot


Bart, why do you continue just out and out dividing our core of the party? Your calculus that to mock,
belittle, make fun of, denigrate, and classify as detached from reality people who believe in God will
put another republican in the nut house,errr White House. Every day I read your site, seeing a most
times intelligent discussion that doesn't stick its finger in the winds and get swayed by any type of pressure?

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"The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us
  in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live
  forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as
  your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity
  because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree."
  -- every Christian in America

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Subject: Morrissey concert in Dallas - he liked my BartCop shirt!


Last night I was front row center for the Morrissey show in Dallas.
I wore my "Worst President Ever" shirt, and when Morrissey came out he
saw it and gave me the "A-OK" sign.

He also changed the lyrics of "I Will See You In Far Off Places" from
"and if the USA doesn't bomb you" to "and if George W. Bush doesn't kill you."

Morrissey hates Bush as much as we do.  It was great!!

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 Hear ABC News talk about his false facts


John Cochran told Peter Jennings, "He was about to leave the hotel, reporters saw Andy Card whisper into his ear,
then we asked Bush 'Do you know what's going on in New York'? - he said he did and would have something
to say about it later."

This contradicts Bush's statement that he made on two separate occasions, that he first learned of what was
going on in New York from watching a television outside that Florida classroom as he prepared to read the
stupid Goat book to the children.

Bush said, "I was outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower -- the TV was
obviously on, and I use to fly myself, and I smirked, "There's one terrible pilot."

No network ran video of the first plane until the next day - Bush didn't see what he claims he saw,
or he saw a private feed, perhaps from the Pentagon, which makes you wonder why they were
taping the WTC before the first plane hit.

You know me - I'm not a conspiracy guy - but this is more proof that Bush is lying.
If he's innocent about the events on 9-11, why does he have to lie?

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Subject: Bush's Obsession with Marc Emery

Dear BC, would you consider covering the HorrorShow that is the BC3/Marc Emery extradition?

This is about the Busheviks putting more pressure on Canada to toe the line on Bushevik policy & control...

Why should Canadians respect Americans who charge a foreigner, when the Americans who *ordered*
the wee pot seeds aren't charged...   the LAST time we handed over a Canadian, we ended up giving
the poor bastard $9M to say we were infinitely sorry we ever trusted Americans...

why oh why should WILD plants seeds be worth LIFE in prison... ?
since when does the US have the right to swoop into Canada to enforce US policies??

pot smoking 'crime' helps isolate, remove & excise voting rights...
& improves the profit for prisons... now

Osama runs free while the insane American government chases after pot seed shippers.
Tommy Chong, Martha Stewart, Marc Emery - Bush is so effective bringing evildoers to justice.

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Cindy Sheehan says goodbye

I am going to take whatever I have left and go home. I am going to go home and be a mother to my
surviving children and try to regain some of what I have lost. I will try to maintain and nurture some very
positive relationships that I have found in the journey that I was forced into when Casey died and try to
repair some of the ones that have fallen apart since I began this single-minded crusade to try and change
a paradigm that is now, I am afraid, carved in immovable, unbendable and rigidly mendacious marble.

Good-bye America are not the country that I love and I finally realized no matter
how much I sacrifice, I can't make you be that country unless you want it.

Poor Cindy - she gave this country a great gift - the idea that maybe Bush's quagmire was a bad thing,
but she made so many mistakes and incredibly bad choices, even to the point of bungling her leaving.

Why couldn't she have resigned saying, "With polls showing that about 70% of America now
agrees with me, I'm turning over the anti-war leadership to someone else so I can get back
to my family..."  but no.  She goes out bitter and broken and there's no reason why it had to be that way.

I don't know if she was taking bad advice or if her problem was that she refused to take advice,
but rarely does someone with her media presence make so many big and costly mistakes.
The day the Democrats took back congress, they had to cancel their press conference because
Cindy and her peeps (not sure who they are) were disrupting things, making her seem crazy.
Fighting with the Democrats was a hueueueueueueuge mistake.

When you attack the left and the right, how can you be surprised when bullets fly from all sides?
If only she had had a Christian Livemore-type advisor, she might've picker her fights more wisely.
If only she had a infatiguable fighter with a low IQ and a smart mouth feeding her snarky comebacks,
she might've enjoyed her fights with the bastards of the American whore media a little more.

But mistakes or not, she'll always be the patriot who stood up first and loudest.

The next time some insane Republican gets us into a war for no reason, someone will ask,
"Where is our new Cindy Sheehan - who's going to stand up?"

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Subject: I have a deal

Hello, i am here to propose you a deal.
I want to be fair, I have stealed Canadian Bank accounts, and credit cards.
I spam evry day for credit cards and Bank accounts.

Can you accept to send to you the money from these stealed accounts and you to cashout?
After that you will send me via Western Union 50% of what i send to you.
I can send up to 5k per day.. We can make nice profit...
Please reply me if you are interested.

Thank you very much.

Sure, you seem like an honest guy - send me all your damn cash.
And look for me to send you back your hard-earned half.

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Time To Go Home

Subject: Kerry


Why haven't the anti-Hillary people acknowledge that they haven't gone after Kerry with
the same viciousness for his "cut and run" cowardice the morning after the election?

Why does he deserve a free pass for his betrayal of his supporters the morning after
the election, when he swore he would stay in the fight until every vote was counted?

And what about all those millions of dollars he still had leftover from the race that Kerry
promised he would spend on any lawsuits filed to protect the integrity of the election?

Kerry did nothing.  But where did all that money go?
Why isn't anyone pissed off about that?

They're busy being mad at Hillary.

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"If we quit Vietnam, tomorrow we'll be fighting in Hawaii,
  and next week we'll have to fight in San Francisco."
    -- LBJ, on the long discredited 'domino theory'  Link

"We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today,
  so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities."
    -- Dubya, stealing hundreds of millions of dollars every day,  Link

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Subject: The Goals of Zionism

I think it ironic that Bush is thought to be a war monger
when it is he alone that will not invade Iran or bomb them.

ha ha

You did nt say that!
You did nt say that!

ha ha

Should we give Bush a medal for
every country he doesn't rape and murder?

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"I obviously thought he had weapons, he didn't have weapons; the world thought he had weapons. 
  It was a surprise to me that he didn't have the weapons of mass destruction everybody thought 
  he had, but he had the capacity at some point in time to make weapons..." 
    -- Dubya, lying to himself, lying to us,   WaHoPo

 Butt Monkey, your Mother has the capacity, at some point in time, to make weapons.
 Are you going to invade Houston and murder her like you did Saddam?

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The Truth about Obama
An Olive Branch from Bart

I had a chance to actually watch the whore network news last weekend,
and I noticed something that gives us all an excuse to stop fighting.

Obama and Hillary were two of only 14 senators to vote no on the Democrat sellout.
If you think that was a coincidence, I'm grateful but surprised you're reading this page.

I'm guessing Obama (Remember, this is my olive branch - a gesture of peace) voted the way he did 
for purely politican reasons.  He calculated his odds, he looked around, he considered his options,
and he ended up making the moves that were most likely to get him closer to his ultimate goal 
which one can assume is the White House.

How dare he try to win?
How dare he play politics with politics?
Who does he think he is, Hillary?

After that vote, if you think SHE voted that way because she's a cold & heartless shrew,
and with the same breath, you think HE voted that way because, he's pure and votes his heart,
then I say you're ignoring the facts in front of your face.

They (the Hillary/Obama team) voted that way because one of them is going to be president.
Did you know they both waited until the last minute to vote, so those not running for president
would get blamed while the two Dem front runners could be seen as wild-ass, populist Mavericks?

<Bart does a shot>

You think that charade would fool a Bartcop?
One reason I've been harping on the "Will you support the Demn front-runner" question is that
it's clear to me that Hillary and Obama have teamed up and nobody sees that - yet.

It's impossible to think that they seperately sprung their surprise vote by voting last - together.
Who said, (Maybe it was me?) how many coincidences does it take before it's a conspiracy?

They got together, He and Her, and they agreed to vote the way they did.

Bottom line?
They're a team and they got together and decided on this last-minute vote strategery.
Apparently nobody else sees that because why else would the Obama backers be venting 
all their anger at Hillary?  She's going to head the Obama ticket - you can't see that?
What will the Obama backers say when he accepts Hillary's VP offer?

People who read  will say, "That's old news."

C'mon, disagree with me!

They voted as a team and I don't want my good friends in the Obama camp to be surprised or
embarrassed when Barack walks into history as part of the Clinton-Obama! team.

Obama is - horror of horrors - a politician with ambition.
Let's decide - do we hate those kinds of people or not?

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Tequilafest San Francisco?

We're finalizing the details this week.
It looks like we'll be playing poker and hemping and sipping fine tequila July 14th 

 Bart, I'd love to help with the San Fran Fest 2007!

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Why I Love Bush
 by Maureen Dowd


The saddest spot in Washington is the inverted V of the black granite Vietnam wall, jutting up with the 
names of young men dying in a war that their leaders already knew could not be won. So many died
because of ego and deceit - because L.B.J. and Robert McNamara wanted to save face or because 
Henry Kissinger wanted to protect Nixon's re-election chances. Now the Bush administration finds 
itself at that same hour of shame.  W. thinks he can save face if he keeps taunting Democrats as the
party of surrender - just as Nixon did - and dumps the Frankenstate he's created on his successor.

So why did you work so hard to get that idiot elected?   You told 1,000 lies about Gore during the 
campaign of 2000 while praising every ugly smirk that came from that blood-thirsty monster's mouth.

You have blood on your hands, Maureen.
Why couldn't you just tell the truth?

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"Iraq looks like a wasteland. Driving from the airport
reminded me of something out of Armageddon."

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,422....3,434  3454  3466 American victims

That's fucked up.
44 more families destroyed by Bush greed since Thursday.
46 if you count the families of the kidnapped & tortured.

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.

 $100M a day,
$200M a day,
$300M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

Did Dr Laura raise a racist who's pro-rape?


Laura Schlessinger, a woman of high moral character, is appealing to news media outlets to respect
her racist son's privacy amid an Army investigation into whether he is behind a lurid personal Web page
that featured cartoon depictions of rape, murder, torture and child molestation.

Deryk Schlessinger's Web page, which has since been taken down, included a photograph of a bound
and blindfolded detainee, accounts of illicit drug use and a blog entry headlined by a series of obscenities
and racial epithets.

Dr Laura's little child molester wrote, "godless crazy people like me" have become "a generation of apathetic killers."

             Click to see Dr Laura's Internet photo punishment

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TV Stuff

On that last C.S.I., did you catch the great Chuck and Bob from Soap?
In the late 70's, Soap was one of the funniest shows on the air and they
got away with a lot of ribald stuff because Chuck was a gay-baiting puppet.

On the Lot is a new show on FOX.
They found 40 unknown amateur movie directors and put them in competition
for a million dollar contract with Dreamworks.  They produce one minute movies
and then kick a few off the island each week  Most of the short movies are hyper-terrible.
Seriously, I could do better and I've never directed anything.  Four of the worst movies
were about farts, urine and taking a dump and Hollywood should be ashamed because
that's what they've given us - movie after movie with no jokes, just tons of fart gags..

As long we keep paying for "shitty" entertainment, that's what we're going to get.
Meanwhile, they cancelled Veronica Mars probably because it didn't do fart jokes.

TVLand ran some old I Love Lucy episodes Memorial Day. One of the funniest episodes ever 
was the first day Lucy was in Hollywood. She went celeb-hunting and ran into William Holden 
(not as famous as Paris Hilton, but he was a star years ago). She made a fool of herself and ran away, 
but then Ricky brings him to the house that night, so Lucy put on a long fake nose to meet him, hoping he 
wouldn't recognize her. The look on Ricky's face was priceless. The fake nose began to itch, and when 
Lucy scratched it, she made it even longer.  Finally, in an effort to calm down, she lit a cigarette and 
her nose caught on fire.  If you never saw that episode it might not read funny, but it's a TV classic.

Coming Soon
Kathy Griffin returns on Bravo June 5th - I can't wait.

Rescue Me, the big one - the best show on TV - returns June 13.
I'm going to bug you to watch that show.
It's by far THE best show on TV, how can you not give it a chance?.

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Subject: Republican fools

Republicans stole the elections in 2000 and 2004. 
The U.S. Attorneys firing scandal was the early stages of Republicans attempts to steal future elections. 

Gingrich understands the only other way for Republicans to win is by appealing to a confluence of 
conservative Christian nuts, gun nuts, anti tax nuts, racists, homophobe nuts, and other malcontents. 

Republicans can't win on the issues so they appeal to the hate of those groups 
because their hate will influence their vote more than any issue. 
 Wild Bill

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Lindsay Lohan hurt in DUI wreck
 They found some cocaine, too

     "Maybe I can share a cell with Paris..."


Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI Saturday after her car struck a curb at 5:30 AM
and investigators found what they believe is cocaine in the actress' car, police said.

Cops arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor DUI, McCann said.
She was released from custody because she was admitted to the hospital with minor injuries.

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