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 Friday August 14, 2009   Vol 2379 - The Rusty Trombone

Quote of the Day

"Ever wondered why the left is so afraid 
  of the Second Amendment?  It’s because 
  we're the ones with all the guns.”
     -- the vulgar Pigboy, accidentally telling the truth

  I own five guns, Rush owns zero guns but there
  may be a good reason for that.  He doesn't want 
  those seven year olds he's raping to shoot his Nazi ass. 


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Bachmann's Son Joins Up 
Arrow Bonehead of the Day Award HOT
Arrow Les Paul knew everybody
Arrow Why I hate that Hillary HOT
Arrow Call To Arms For Whites HOT
Arrow Americans - Raving Lunatics? 
Arrow Christian display is top priority 
Arrow Katherine Heigl's fake orgasms 


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"These are troubled times, and we need a hero, someone unencumbered by politics as usual. 
Someone who could kill a moose with one hand and skin a bear with the other. Someone without a job. ... Yes! 
Like a ship slowly appearing over the horizon to an island of castaways, Sarah Palin has arrived 
with fresh food, clothing and that little box she keeps next to her bed filled with crazy." 
     -- Jon Stewart on Palin's "death panel" insanity

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Bachmann's Son Joins "Re-Education Camp"


Rep. Michele Bachmann's son Harrison has joined Teach For America, part of what she considers 
a dreaded government re-education camp program called AmeriCorps.

Back in April, Rep. Bachmann warned: "There's a very strong chance that young people will be put into mandatory service. 
And the real concern is that there are provisions for what I would call re-education camps for young people, where they
get trained in a philosophy that the government puts forward and then work in some of these politically correct forums. 
It appears that there's a philosophical agenda behind all of this, and especially if young people are mandated to go into this."

She added, "As a parent, I would have a very, very difficult time seeing my children do this."

Star Tribune columnist Jon Tevlin writes that "when Bachmann issued her screed, 
her son might have already been accepted, and certainly would have applied. Ouch."

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US Atty Firing Quotes

"The amount of backstabbing and treachery involved is just breathtaking. It’s astounding that 
  without reviewing the evidence or talking to the F.B.I. or anything, the White House would 
  assume that these were provable cases and that I needed to file them for the political benefit 
  of the party. That’s not what U.S. attorneys do."
      -- David Iglesias, who was removed as a U.S attorney because he wasn't crooked enough for Karl Rove,   Link

"Under the Bush regime, honest and well-performing U.S. attorneys were fired for petty patronage,
  political horse-trading, and, in the most egregious case of political abuse of the U.S. attorney corps
  -- that of U.S. attorney Iglesias -- because he refused to use his office to help Republicans win elections." 
     -- John Conyers,   Link

 So what are you going to do about this, John?
 You going to write a hot letter and put it in your desk drawer?

 Your job is NOT to report the crimes.
 Your job is to bring the bastards to justice.

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Hey, kid, socialized food is BAD!

Subject: Military and the evil "socialized" nation 

My husband is in the Marine Corps and when other military wives find out I voted for Obama 
they all look at me and say..."but you're a military wife?!?!"     I say so?    Then they go on and on 
about how obama is going to rape the military and obama is going to make this a socialized nation... blah blah blah.

Then I step back and go, "You live in a "socialized" nation... you and your kids get health care paid for by the government, 
you get all kinds of free school benefits, when our husbands get leave they are still getting paid..". 

My gosh the list could go on and on. I am in constant awe when these people open their mouths 
about "socialized this and socialized that" when you are living that horrible "socialized" way.

Keep up the good work!

I still can't figure out why they love the deserting Monkey who lied 4500 soldiers to death
and they hated Clinton who never sent a soldier into battle who didn't come home.

Now they hate Obama because he wants to end Bush's fake war in Iraq. 

Most soldiers vote like they're from Oklahoma (not a compliment).

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The Bonehead of the Day Award
 by CNN's Bob Franken 


The site Bonehead of the Day complains that I 'conveniently forget how groups like ActUp, Code Pink, MoveOn, 
ANSWER, ACORN have encouraged activists to shout down (and sometimes pie) conservative speakers at colleges, 
and mobilize millions online to 'push back' during political campaigns.

I cannot disagree with that at all. The people on the right are absolutely, uh, right. 
Now it's Democrats who are on the receiving end...

The crazies from the far-right reaches are merely employing tactics refined by the crazies on the other fringe. 
Conservatives have always despised demonstrators. In my lifetime, they would sometimes organize their 
sympathizers to break up loud protests. Times have changed. The shoe is on the other foot...

Just like those on the far left fighting for their issues, they've concluded that civilized discourse is futile. 
Why bother with constructive discussion. Disruptive behavior is the only way to get anyone's attention. 

You're not going to like this, but before Obama was elected, Cindy Shehan was doing to shouting down.
Someone, I think it was Pelosi, had to cancel a press conference becaue Cindy kept screaming at her.

At the time I said Cindy was getting "bad advice" and people jumped on me for saying so.

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let's meet in the Bartcop Chat Room and talk about it live.

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"Sarah Palin exposed the shocking truth about Obama's health care plan, saying that the America 
she knows is not one where her loved ones will 'have to stand in front of Obama's death panel so his 
bureaucrats can decide ... whether they are worthy of health care.' Bravo, Ms. Palin! That is the most 
powerful message you've written by throwing a handful of magnetic poetry against the fridge." 
   -- Stephen Colbert, 

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Les Paul knew everybody

If you were a big-time guitar player, when your band made it to New York
you went to see Les Paul and pay homage to the man who started it all.

Pictures from Rolling Stone

   Les Paul's National Medal of Arts

A shot of Chinaco Anejo for Les Paul!


"Les Paul was a shining example of how full one's life can be. He was so vibrant and 
 full of positive energy. I'm honored and humbled to have known and played with him 
 over the years. He was an exceptionally brilliant man." 
   -- Slash, who has his own signature line of Slash Les Paul Goldtop guitars,  Link

“Les Paul set a standard for musicianship and innovation that remains unsurpassed. 
  He was the original guitar hero, and the kindest of souls.”
   -- Joe Satriani,   Link

“Without Les Paul, there's be no Les Paul guitar and who knows
  what any of us  would've done without that. Les Paul brought 
  six strings to electricity and electricity to six strings," "
   -- Billy Gibbons   Link

 Video: Slash, Billy Gibbons, Richie Sambora Honor Les Paul

Let's argue.

I went to rollingstone.com to what they had to say about the father of the electric guitar.

I saw their list of the 100 Greatest Guitar Players of All-Time - Really?

 Click  Here  to argueHOT

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Why I hate that Bitch Hillary
  by Maureen Dowd


This one gets pretty rough. 

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Subject: Thank you, thank you, for posting this

Gene Lyons finally said this:

> President Bush almost never appeared before audiences not pre-screened for loyalty.
> Potential dissenters were prevented from entering and were sometimes arrested

I can't FUCKING believe this isn't being reported more often given what's going on in the Town Halls. 
The hypocrisy is making my head esplode (as Stephanie Miller might say)...

You make a good point.
Maybe we're not seeing what we're seeing.

These people screaming at their elected officials MIGHT be doing so because 
(A) It's the first time in 8 years they've been allowed to speak and
(B) They're pretty sure Obama won't have them arrested for having an opinion.

Under Bush, wearing a t-shirt or having a bumper sticker could get you jailed.

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"The driving force behind the town hall mobs is probably the same cultural and racial anxiety that's behind 
the 'birther' movement. Rethugs are exploiting that anxiety to further the economic interests of their backers. 
Does this sound familiar? It should: Nixon advance GOP fortunes by appealing to the racial fears of working-class whites."
      -- Paul Krugman, stopping his Obama attacks long enough to remember which side he's on,  Link

 Who said it first?
 This has always been about race. 

 Rethugs want their "whites only" country back and they want it now.

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Subject: President Charlie Brown?

Is Obama being suckered by the Republicans the same way that was depicted in Charlie Brown comics? 
Lucy would hold the football and always promise that she wouldn't jerk it away at the last minute. 
Poor Charlie Brown would run up to kick the ball and at the last second Lucy would jerk it away 
and Charlie Brown would fall on his butt.

When I hear Obama talking about a "bipartisan" health care reform package it makes me ask the question, 
"Is Obama really that stupid? He praises Republican Senator Grassley for his support while Grassley tells people 
to fear Obama's death panels. What Obama doesn't seem to grasp is that for Republicans, failure is the new success. 
Republicans want America to fail so they can claim that Democrats are just as bad as Republicans. 
I think it's time for Obama to get tough and the Democrats to get smart.

Marc Perkel
Gilroy, CA. 95020

My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality
"Reality Based Voter" 

I agree.
Obama wants to reason with the rabid dogs - you can't do that.

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Americans Turn into a Bunch of Raving Lunatics?
 by John H. Richardson


This is the most frightening thing I have heard in a very long time: According to a poll conducted by the Daily Kos, 
which I fervently hope is wrong, 28 percent of Republicans believe that President Obama is not an American citizen. 

Dude, don't worry about those Kos polls.
They're as phony as my Federal Breast Inspector badge.
Those Kos polls make f-ing Zogby look honest by comparison.

Another 30 percent are undecided. A wider survey takes that 58 percent of potential “birthers” nationwide up to nearly 
70 in Virginia alone. And ten Rethug congressmen have signed on to a bill demanding that Obama prove his citizenship.

If a majority of Republicunts think that this “birther” stuff is possible, some very dark times may be heading our way. 
Early this spring, I spent two very long days traveling around Kentucky with Orly Taitz, one of the leading "birthers" in a 
nation full of hysterical handjobs. So I can tell you, this is much, much crazier than most people imagine - and alarmingly 
in sync with the "tea parties" and wild accusations of socialism that seem to define the current "conservative" opposition."

John, how long have you been in America?
Did your plane touch down for the first time last week?

You're just now figuring out 1/3 of the country is bat-shit crazy?

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I can answer that - it was Election Day 2000.
America decided against the smart fella
and went with the braindead cowboy
 because he'd be more fun to drink with.


"You know, this is a time to be really proud
  of the American people. My buttons are popping."
      -- the vulgar Pigboy, proud of the vulgar Right's screeching

   "Rush is right!
    Niggers are socialists!!"

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A Call To Arms For White People
  by Rev James David "Tom" Manning


"African Americans have treated (Obama) better than they would treat Jesus if he were to return.
He's partially alledged to the African American people  (What does that mean?)  Black people always 
walk around with a chip on their shoulder - because they're Black - daring anybody to say anything to them. 
Seventy percent of Black men are full of abandonment, full of murder, full of robbery and full of violence.
I'm not saying ALL Black men, just seventy percent of them."

This guy is the funniest racist I've seen since Daniel Carver on the Stern show.

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Subject: The freaking news ad

Bart, I have to disagree with the ad you ran from freakingnews.com. 
Men and women do not join the Marines to "visit exotic countries meet interesting people and then kill them." 

I know you need ads to keep you afloat, and I know that those ads allow me to enjoy your webpage. 
But I will not stand for that.   Bart, you are one of the very few pages I get to enjoy. 
If that is the portrayal of the Marines that you want to give then it might be time for me to leave

Roy, first thing, that's a humorous cartoon, not an ad.
Second, if you're a loyal marine, the last decade must've been pretty tough for you.

Because Bush lied us into a war that all but decimated our military's fighting capability, 
the Marines were forced to recruit criminals, skinheads and white supremists to reach their goals.

Because I'm less a military hater than most Lefties, I haven't concentrated on this story but when Iraq 
became a killing field, recruiting dried up and they began allowing less-than-desireables to join . 
I wonder how many thousands of men were given the choice of prison or the military?

Is it your position that Bush DID NOT lower the standards to let in less-than desireables?
Or do you agree that he did, but I should not point out that fact?

I'll make you a deal:
I'll admit not every Marine signed up to "kill the darkies," if you admit that some of them did.

Blame Bush for what happened to our military.
The cartoonists didn't kill anybody.

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Christian creationism display is top priority 
 In Tulsa, you can Palin your way to power


Republican mayoral candidate Anna Falling says that putting a Christian creationism display in the Tulsa Zoo 
is No. 1 in importance among city issues that include violent crime, budget woes and bumpy streets.

“It’s first,” she said to calls of “hallelujah” at a rally outside the zoo. “If we can’t come to the foundation of faith, 
those other answers will never come. We need to first of all recognize the fact that God needs to be honored in this city.”

Holy Jesus!
Will the insanity never end?
She's telegraphing up-front: "I'm crazy as hell, so please vote for me."

Falling also said the next mayor needs to appoint people to will “honor God.”

“We will also look for people who want to characterize the origins of both man and animals 
in a way that honors Judeo-Christian science that proves God as the creator,” she said.

So when it comes to violent crimes and paving our roads, she's going to ask for God's help?
There is no God so no help is coming, you crazy twit.

Did you think I was kidding when I said I was the smartest man in Oklahoma?

Subject: News from the Knuckledrag Zoo

Dude, you don't live in the same country I do. 
Is it the 21st century there? 
Maybe there's a lost millennium between here and there?

Scott, it's the late 19th century here.
The slaves are still slaves and we hang liberals and gays.

This crazy bitch wants to put a display at the Tulsa Zoo saying, "Science is wrong, science is evil."
That pretty much sums up the Republican Party platform and she wants to brag about being stupid.

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