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Wednesday, April 21, 2010 Vol 2512 - Red throats
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Quotes
"I don't have litmus tests around any of these
issues..."
-- Obama, when asked if his SC nominee had
to be pro-choice, Link
I like Obama, but I'm glad he wasn't under oath when he said that
because I'd sure hate to see him impeached for perjury.
I remember when Slappy the Wonder Clown was asked about abortion,
he said he'd never given it much thought and never stated an
opinion on it.
Isn't it funny that you can not get confirmed to
our highest court if you're honest?
Judge:
‘Arm yourselves’
You want less government? Try no police
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Rethugs:
"Lindsey, come out'
They demand that he admits he's gay
Canon PowerShot
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with 3x
Zoom and 2.5-inch LCD
$179 w/ free shipping
This is what Mom wants for Mother's Day
Subject: Obama and guns
Obama should come out and say
"I have no problem with your open gun carrying
rights. I have not nor do I intend to remove or reduce your gun rights.
Did someone tell you I did? What evidence
do you have to the contrary?... I have not nor will I raise taxes
on you.
Did you not file your taxes this year?
Did you not notice in the tax tables your lower income tax levels?...
I have not
taken over health care in any way. Were
you forced to change doctors? Did you insurance rates go up?...
If you use the same doctor, carry the same
guns, and pay lower taxes, what exactly did I 'take' from you that you
want back?
If you really want, you are welcome to pay
taxes at the older, higher Bush rate. If you really want, you are
welcome to
change doctors and go to higher priced insurance
companies. If you really want to, you are welcome to destroy your
guns
or stop carrying them. But please stop
blaming your personal choices on me."
I Dillon
What you just did was list the facts.
Since the facts are always on our side, listing
them always works.
Too bad the Democrats can't master such magic.
Isn't this a great toon?
These idiots want zero taxes - how realistic!
Quotes
"Palin put the bull's-eye on 20 U.S. House
races on her Facebook page last month, but didn't donate
to favored candidates in those districts
during the first quarter of the year. Although her SarahPAC
took in $400,000 in the first quarter
and had more than $900,000 in the bank, it gave only $7,500 to
candidates between January and the
end of March, plus an additional $2,000 to two other PACs.
None went to Republicans in the races
she targeted."
-- Sandra Fish,
Link
It seems like The Publicity Whore is only in it for the money.
Subject: Bahbi Jindal's Vanishing Act
Remember when the Repugs paraded Babu Jingle on
stage to rebut the State of the Union Speech?
And how he lampooned something called "Volcano
Research"?
Just another chapter in the GOP Hall of Shame.
Cliff T
Excerpt:
Jindal singled out a $140 million appropriation
for the U.S. Geological Survey as an example of
questionable government spending during the GOP
response to Obama's SotU address Tuesday night.
The governor, a Republican handjob, questioned
why "something called 'volcano monitoring' "
was included in Obama's $800 billion economic
stimulus bill.
"Instead of monitoring volcanoes, Congress should
monitor the eruption of spending in Washington," Jindal said.
What a f-ing idiot.
And he's from Louisiana, which ought to be pro-superstructure
after Katrina.
He's like Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota, who's also anti-superstructure
"Money
for bridge repairs is wasted money."
How is it possible for Democrats to lose elections to these cavemen?
Saw it on leftwingconspiracy.com
Someone did a Teabagger survey.
Turns out only 18% knew their taxes went down,
yet that's the main reason (today, at least)
why they're marching and chanting and bitching.
Ameriprise likes Obamacare
Lightning from the volcano in Iceland
Quotes
"We don’t care if our personal taxes went down.
No bribe in the form of a personal tax cut
or government handout will buy us off
when it comes to protecting this country."
-- John Nolte,
Link
Excuse me, stupid fuck, I have a question.
You say the Teabaggers are NOT about lower taxes?
Well then what the fuck do you want?
I know, I know, ...you want "that nigger
out of the White House."
It's clearer than Lake Concha.
Subject: Blood will be spilled and here is why:
Substance
is no match for BS
by Gene Lyons
Gene - he's always a great read.
This is one of the best political videos I've ever seen.
It's short, to-the-point, effective and right on target.
I hate those videos that drone on and on with the dirge music.
I turn those off rather than wait 15 minutes for the guy to make Point
One.
Might want to turn the sound down if you're at work.
And if
you're a racist-pig, dumbass douchebagger,
you should probably learn to spell "nigger."
Subject: bumper sticker
Thanks to Mark G
Subject: I want to write for your Blog
If that's you, do this:
Say you want to write about ...Sports.
You can write about anything, but you need three
things:
Honesty, strong opinions and passion.
(People will forgive mistakes, but they won't
forgive lying.)
You either love Mike Tyson or you
hate him.
You either love instant replay
or you hate it.
Soccer is either boring or super-boring.
You either love Eldrick and the
Cowboys or you hate them.
That way you'll get feedback from
both sides :)
You can write as little or as much as you want.
A few rules:
No nudity and keep the swearing to a minimum.
Please write to jim@bartcop.com
and ask him
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Blog.
When you post something, send me an e-mail
so I can put a link on the main page.
Sidebar:
Even if you're not into writing, write to Jim
and get your password
in case you see a story I didn't cover or a toon
I failed to publish.
You can even post I can haz cheezeburger cat
toons :)
Post a picture of your pet, if you want.
You never know - this could turn into something.
You might like writing and you might get some
feedback.
If you keep it up and build a following, maybe
someday you
can quit your day job and work at home without
pants.
Why banks
still run the world
by Joe Conason
Quotes
"Prayer Warriors all across the country --
your prayer shield allows me
and others to go forth. You give out
strength, providing a prayer shield."
-- The Publicity Whore,
Link
Hey Sarah, why did God "shield" you from the vice presidency?
Did He think your tiny brain wasn't up to the job?
You know who could've used a shield?
Bristol, when she was banging Levi to get pregnant.
"Wonder if Sarah realizes that there are just
as many folks praying to God that
she would just go back to Wasilla and
raise her family in peace and stop spewing
the hate and lies upon our country.
Wonder which prayers God is going to heed?
-- rukidding,
Link
Subject: your criticism of Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger
Still the best advertising bargain on the Net
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by the week,
or by the month
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Quotes
"Inflammatory rhetoric can be dangerous. There
is no shortage of nuts out there. And yet if we tar
with too broad a brush, we unfairly
taint those who stridently criticize the administration in power as
being somehow responsible for violence.
Why did that pilot, ticked off at the IRS, fly his plane into
the IRS building in Austin? Is it fair
to blame an incident like that on cable or radio talk shows?"
-- Howard Kurtz, running to the
aid of his hero, the vulgar Pigboy, Link
Howie, you ignorant slut.
Almost every time some handjob resorts to violence, a search of
his house brings up books by Rush, Beck,
O'Reilly etc and his TV is always tuned to FOX and his AM radio
is turned to the Rush/Hannity/.O'Reilly station.
Go ahead and help these bastards tear the country apart, you clueless asshole.
BTW, Howie, I hear Tim Russert's in Hell playing Canasta with
Tim McVeigh
and Strom Thurmond and they need a fourth - you play Canasta,
Howie?
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"Kate Hudson attended every Yankee game last
year to watch her boyfriend A-Rod.
The other day, Kate was traded to Cleveland
for Cameron Diaz.
Turns out Kate's knees were shot."
-- Letterman
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Subject: Wall Street Busted - Finally!
It's interesting to hear Republicans complaining
about the timing of the SEC investigation of Goldman Sachs.
The way I see it, finally someone is starting
to bust the banks and the bankers who ripped off the taxpayers for trillions.
As to the timing, when would be a good time for
Republicans for the SEC to investigate Goldman Sachs and why does timing
matter?
No matter when this happened it would be bad
timing for Republicans.
Even if the timing were "politically motivated"
to get support to pass laws to prevent the same thing from happening again,
busting Goldman Sachs and fixing the banking
system is still a good idea. Republicans have been complaining about the
bailout
and the deficit and here's a chance for them
to fix the problem and they take the bankers side.
The timing wouldn't be bad for Republicans if they were on the side of the people.
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
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This has Bart-Fest written all over it
Elderly
Gay Couple Forcibly Separated, Abused,
Robbed
By County Officials in California
This is about as bad as things get
From Keith:
Long story short, there's something about the double whammy of being old
or gay
that makes it painfully easy to relegate them
to second class citizen status and ruin their life.
An elderly gay couple who had built up their lives
over twenty years had a very common occurrence
which happens to the elderly, they get hurt.
The eldest one is put in a nursing home and his lover was
put into a separate one. There were no
visitation rights. During this time, they were kept apart for
three months against their wills until the oldest
one died. To add insult to injury, the government
canceled the couple's lease and auctioned off
every single item the couple ever owned.
Some people see an issue of rights when it comes
to the old or homosexuals, but I see this strictly as
a human rights issue and a clear line in the
sand as to what government should never be allowed to even
dare to dream to inflict on the citizenry.
At what point does the government have the right to keep two
people who love each other separate and imprisoned
against their will and then steal every bit of property
that they ever owned?
Will Obama's recent decision on gay rights in hospitals prevent this
from happening again?
Maybe this was the case that made him issue the proclamation.
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: Donation
Bart, I missed out on Sally's matching funds,
and I can't swin
with the big fish by any means but my tax return
is back so I will
match smaller donations, $25 or less, up to a
maximum of $400.
You made me smile in some dark days.
I owe you something for that,
Steve B
Subject: Donation
Sir, what the heck am I doing?
I'm making a donation to some guy I don't know.
I never make donations You
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I don't want to clutter your world with my palaver.
Just take the money and keep providing us with
your brilliant
insight and entertaining manner of presenting
it.
Keep hammering, Bart.
The war against Fascism is never over.
Keith in Los Angeles.
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