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Weekend-Wed March 11-16, 2011 Vol 2663 - Slash hotel
  Quote of the Day "The world is being inheritedby too many defective people... I mean all the defective people, the drug addicts, mentally ill, the retarded -- all of them." -- NH Rep Martin Harty (R-You knew that) Link That's the GOP theme for NaziCon 2012: "Screw the defective Americans!" |
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"I love the job I have and have no intention of running for the Senate."
-- Joe Scarborough, keeping his story of the murdered intern under the radar, Link
She died - alone - in Scarborough's office.
Regular medical examiner wouldn't do, so Jeb Bush
hired a discredited medical examiner from out-of-state to do
the "autopsy" that concluded Scarborough must has been innocent.
I wonder why Jeb shopped out-of-state?
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"I love the job I have and have no intention of running for the Senate."
-- Joe Scarborough, keeping his story of the murdered intern under the radar, Link
She died - alone - in Scarborough's office.
Regular medical examiner wouldn't do, so Jeb Bush
hired a discredited medical examiner from out-of-state to do
the "autopsy" that concluded Scarborough must has been innocent.
I wonder why Jeb shopped out-of-state?
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In 1979, they mocked Jane Fonda and Michael Douglas saying,
"Typical lyin liberals - it could NEVER happen."
Then it happened.
Japan
Nukes failed for BP reasons
The safety valves were just too expensive...
Report by Greg Palast
Link
Excerpt:
The most inexpensive way to meet your Seismic Qualification is to lie. The industry does it all the time.
The government team I worked with caught them once, in 1988, at the Shoreham plant in New York.
Correcting the SQ problem at Shoreham would have cost a cool billion, so engineers were told to
change the tests from 'failed' to 'passed.'
I'm not buying the "multiple backup systems failed" BS, are you?
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The safety valves were just too expensive...
Report by Greg Palast
Link
Excerpt:
The most inexpensive way to meet your Seismic Qualification is to lie. The industry does it all the time.
The government team I worked with caught them once, in 1988, at the Shoreham plant in New York.
Correcting the SQ problem at Shoreham would have cost a cool billion, so engineers were told to
change the tests from 'failed' to 'passed.'
I'm not buying the "multiple backup systems failed" BS, are you?
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"Hey, Rep. Peter King, there have been 22 congressional hearings "focusing on the
problem of radicalized American Muslims plotting terrorist acts or joining Al-Qaeda
and similar groups" in the last five years. Perhaps it's time for a hearing or two on
the white people plotting terrorist acts.”
-- Joan McCarter, on the arrests of five Alaska militia members who are alleged to
have plotted to kidnap or kill state troopers and a Fairbanks judge, Link
King's problem? He can't whip those racist Teabaggers
into a frothy race frenzy if he's going after white terrorists.
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Subject: I disagree about Libya
The very last thing we need to do is get enmeshed even further
in the Middle East. Especially at the behest of Newt Gingrich.
Steve in MT
Steve, I didn't look to Gingrich for advice on this.
Don't hate a good idea because some handjob agrees.
Eqypt is free because Tunisia was freed.
Libya wants freedom because Eqypt got it.
If Gadhaffy wins, it tells other dictators that if an uprising starts,
the best way to handle it is to murder thousands of people right away.
We're not talking about another quagmire because we won't touch Libya,
we'll just destroy any military aircraft that leaves the ground.
Military force is like owning a gun.
There ARE times when using it is a good idea.
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Michigan to Secede?
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Subject: Pedophile Philly Priests
Since I'm in the area, and our news is Philly news, I can tell you a little bit more
about this than the news blurb you got. There were actually 21 priests that were
placed on administrative leave or removed from their parish by Cardinal Regali,
although none of them were named.
The report indicated that each individual parish would be notified if they had a priest
who was placed on leave and who that priest was. Supposedly, this was done March 6.
Sadly, the response from some people was "I still believe in my church".
Dee in NJ who has been a lapsed Catholic (and happily Pagan) for 35 years
Dee, the reason they didn't give their names is they want to move them
to unsuspecting parishes around the country where they can rape again.
They're in the rape business and business is BOOMING!
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Newt's right:
Marriage is a sacred vow before God
between a cheating man and three women.
Subject: Gingrich and Libya
Glad to see you agree with Gingrich. Nothing better than
for America to continue to operate as the police of the world.
Glad to see you're willing to stand by idly and whistle Dixie
while Gadhaffy uses his military to slaughter the freedom fighters.
I guess you're a "compassionate" liberal?
I am absolutely sure you would wholeheartedly support Obama
if he declared a no fly zone in Lybia. (sarcasm)
When he does something right, I support him.
What has the bastion of courage, SoS Clinton
had to say about the situation over there?
Jason the Monkey
The bastion of courage is supporting her boss.
When she can no longer do that, she'll resign
and possibly replace him in 2013.
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Subject: Prepare for Civil War
The government of Michigan today declared an act of treason in passing laws that would allow
the governor of Michigan to impose Marshal Law for economic reasons, dismiss city governments,
and put corporations in power in place of government.
To even pass such a law is to invite civil war.
These members of government should be taken into custody by the people and tried for crimes
against the Constitution. This act is a call to civil war and it's time for the people of Michigan
to rise up and take control of their state.
Marc Perkel
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Arab League Votes for No-Fly Zone
While Obama Continues to Dither
What will it take for him to act?
Subject: I'm leary of the no fly zone
Link
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"A striking finding from the new Bloomberg poll: The spread between Palin's
favorable and unfavorable numbers is an astonishing 32 points, 28% to 60%.”
-- Political Wire, Link
You think Sarah Palin has a wide spread?
You should see Dr Laura's.
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Subject: Public School Teacher From
Wisconsin Here
Scott Walker can kiss my f-ing ass, and so can Obama.
Goddamn I hope someone primaries his Republican ass!
Me, from Wisconsin
(Lost the link - sorry)
If we had a Democratic president
maybe the poor could get a sliver of
a slice of the multi-trillion dollar pie.
Hilarious Exchange
"Natalie Maines was brought to tears when she saw a
mother teaching her two-year-old son how to hate..."
"So what, Shes a has been hater herself, Remember what
she said about Bush? Talk about someone teaching hate..."
"There’s a lot of difference between George W Bush
and a 2 year old….no wait maybe there’s not."
Link
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Palin wants a piece of Kathy Griffin
She's falling for Kathy's trap - ha ha
Link
What kind of idiot picks a fight with an insult comic?
As Kathy would say, "It's a gift from Baby Jesus!"
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She's falling for Kathy's trap - ha ha
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-- State Department spokesman P.J. Crowley, fired for telling the truth
about the U.S. torturing a U.S. soldier in a U.S. military brig, Link
America's shame - it never ends...
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Subject: Obama and courage
Dear Bart,
Isn't it ironic? Today, March 10th, Obama is speaking out against the bullying of young people,
yet he can't muster the courage to take a forceful stance against Governor Walker's appalling
bullying of the Wisconsin workers, and Walker's efforts (along with the Koch brothers) to
destroy the unions across the country.
-B.L.L.
I'm sure Obama wants Gov Walker to like him.
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Isn't it ironic? Today, March 10th, Obama is speaking out against the bullying of young people,
yet he can't muster the courage to take a forceful stance against Governor Walker's appalling
bullying of the Wisconsin workers, and Walker's efforts (along with the Koch brothers) to
destroy the unions across the country.
-B.L.L.
I'm sure Obama wants Gov Walker to like him.
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