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Tuesday, May 24, 2011 Vol 2695 - Debarked
  Quote of the Day "I'm not a Washington figure."-- Gingrich, lying again, Link Hey Newt, are you not a Washington figure because you had to resign in disgrace? |
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"The pictures on TV don't do it justice.
It looks like a nuclear bomb hit Joplin."
-- Congressman Billy Long, on CNN
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"The pictures on TV don't do it justice.
It looks like a nuclear bomb hit Joplin."
-- Congressman Billy Long, on CNN
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Doomsday
nut revises his math
Now he changed the date to October 21, 2011
Link
CNN says this crazy preacher is worth $117 million.
Isn't that proof there is no God?
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Now he changed the date to October 21, 2011
Link
CNN says this crazy preacher is worth $117 million.
Isn't that proof there is no God?
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Subject: Corprate Democratic Party
Bart you have no idea what is coming in the world of broadcast tv on the internet.
There is a technology I am networked with that is going to revolutionize the internet.
250 times more efficient, it turn automobiles into relay stations and allows for the grid
to be connected with a simple antenna that only cost 400 dollars. You can program it
to broadcast live HD streaming.
The revolution can not be stopped.
If they destroy this internet, a new one will follow.
What is the difference between Leahy giving corporate power of information as
a corprate conspiracy and Obama bending over to the financial banks and BP Oil!
Bartcops Corprate Democratic Party propaganda machine is a good place to
partake in the political circus that has infected America.
Bart is a mason, a secret society evil globalist world conquerer.
He can not be trusted.
Russell the Crazy
I did not know I was a mason.
I must be a "free" mason because they don't pay for shit.
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"I’m Tim Pawlenty, and I’m running for President of the United States.
I said, I'm Tim Pawlenty, and I’m running for President of the United States.
C'mon, why can't I get anybody to pay attention to me - please?"
-- poor Tim Pawlenty, out if the running before it starts, Link
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"Roger Ailes is worried about the future of the country.
He thinks the election of Obama is a disaster.
He thinks Palin is an idiot. He thinks she's stupid."
-- a Republican close to Ailes, talking to Huffpo's Gabriel Sherman, Link
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Stand down on bin Laden?
Order given pre-9-11, according to DoD Report
Link
Excerpt:
The Department of Defense report indicated that a senior
commander halted actions tracking OBL prior to 9-11.
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Who's
holding the Bartcop sticker?
Last issue's sticker mystery...
THAT is Jim Rose -- of the Jim Rose Circus, the greatest Circus in the world.
(No animal enslavement and exhibition -- just freaks, geeks and feats of insanity.
See 'em if you haven't).
Keep hammerin' away, Bart.
Jason from Tucson
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Last issue's sticker mystery...
THAT is Jim Rose -- of the Jim Rose Circus, the greatest Circus in the world.
(No animal enslavement and exhibition -- just freaks, geeks and feats of insanity.
See 'em if you haven't).
Keep hammerin' away, Bart.
Jason from Tucson
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Subject: Re: Hiroshima
Link
Excerpt:
We did what we believed we had to do.
Believing we were doing was what 'right' is where there is a problem.
The US tends to believe if we doing something it must be right.
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Excerpt:
We did what we believed we had to do.
Believing we were doing was what 'right' is where there is a problem.
The US tends to believe if we doing something it must be right.
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The Green Thing
Remember how it used to be?
Link
He was right, that generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.
Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store.
The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it
could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled.
But they didn’t have the green thing back in that customer’s day.
In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn’t have an escalator in every
store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into
a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two blocks.
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Quotes
"On the Richter scale Newt's campaign damage is pretty serious—7.2.
It feeds into the greatest fear about Newt’s candidacy, that he can’t help himself.
He’s missing the gene that says because it comes into your head,
it doesn’t have to come out of your mouth.”
-- Ricg Galen, former Gingrich employee, Link
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Subject: Dropping the bomb - incredible
Four minute Video - speakers up - OK for work
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"On the Richter scale Newt's campaign damage is pretty serious—7.2.
It feeds into the greatest fear about Newt’s candidacy, that he can’t help himself.
He’s missing the gene that says because it comes into your head,
it doesn’t have to come out of your mouth.”
-- Ricg Galen, former Gingrich employee, Link
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Subject: Dropping the bomb - incredible
Four minute Video - speakers up - OK for work
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"This is how Newt Gingrich makes his money,
but he doesn't think that you earned yours.
Newt Gingrich is a direct mail scam artist."
-- Rachel Maddow, accusing Newt of bad behavior, Link
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"Sure, I like fisting.
What Teabagger doesn't?"
American Idol Quotes
"It wasn't supposed to end up this way..."
-- Brian Mansfield, USA Today, talking about the Country mess Idol has become,
"Granted, a Scotty/James or Lauren/Pia final might have been more interesting.
Something is amiss in an Idol where regionalism and puppy love now trumps
performance as the voting bends to the whims of the most adoring young female fans.
Unless the show is planning to rename itself Southern pre-teen Texter Idol,
it might want to do something about its voting proceedures."
-- Robert Bianco, USA Today's TV critic,
Yes, they've made a big mess out of their "comeback" year.
They finally get a real rocker on the show ...and it goes kiddie kountry.
What a disaster...
Why fix a contest if the result is going to be this awful?
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Subject: Atheists get last laugh
I don't know what Harold Camping had in mind when he predicted the end of the world
but Atheists are making up Christian jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Marc Perkel
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Subject: some honest feedback.
Howdy Bart,
Not sure I am that crazy about that "popunder" that pops up when I visit your sight.
Just some honest feedback.
Rafa in Taos
Rafa, it's not my favorite, either.
Do me a favor and hang in there twp more weeks.
If I don't get a nice check from them that will disappear.
...and I do appreciate the feedback.
Now if I could just get some feedback on the last two radio shows.
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Subject: the Rapture
Bart, actually - IT HAPPENED!
All of the true believers have now been raptured into Heaven.
All of those left walking this Earth are the hypocrites, charlatans, agnostics and atheists.
ha ha
Now is a good time to look around at the company you are keeping, and who has disappeared.
Regardz,
Gerry in Tulsa
I thought about not publishing Monday.
Would any of you have assumed I went to Heaven? :)
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Newt - Doing The Gingrich Dance
He had the worst first week EVER
theangryliberal.blogspot.com
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Gruesome thoughts...
CNN says "hundreds" still missing from Joplin.
Assuming the vast majority have been dug out from their homes, where did those hundreds go?
It not like Japan or New Orleans where they could've been washed out to sea.
If the tornado "took" them, won't they show up somewhere else?
They say X-rays from that hospital showed up two counties away.
We have readers in Joplin - sure would like to hear from them.
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Amazing wildlife moment...
Link
The world changed last month...
Amazon.com reports, for the first time, they sold more E books than paper books.
You know what that means - we're not ever going back to paper books.
That means newspapers are closer to being extinct.
Your local paperboy will soon be out of business.
That means publishers like Randon House will soon be extinct, like the record companies.
That means when a new book comes out, instead of ordering a shitload of trees to be cut down
and a couple of gallons of ink and glue and binding and all that - and then waiting several days
for it to appear via the combustion engine Claven truck - you just click and start reading.
Cleaner, cheaper and much, much faster - that's the future and it's here.
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Subject: tornadoes
You know what pisses me off?
Hurricane devastates New Orleans - Christians say it was an evil city.
Anything happens outside the US: Christians say God hates non-Americans anyway.
Tornadoes rip through the Bible Belt: crickets. Not a word.
That pisses me off,
Mike Rob
Dude, you have to expect insanity from the religiously insane.
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Subject: I disagree on torture
Link
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Will TX Gov Perry run in 2012?
I hope so - the comedy benefits are off the scale
Link
Hey, Rick, first you wanted to secede, now you want to be president?
Who's going to fall for that?
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Subject: Truman and the Bomb - The Final Word
Link
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TV Stuff
Did you watch the season finale of The Mentalist?
SPOILER - Don't read if you don't want to know.
It was very exciting.
Patrick Jane had been chasing the serial killer Red John for two TV seasons.
Red John killed his wife and daughter and then wrote a smiley face on the wall in their blood.
On the season finale, Jane confronted Red John, played by my good friend Bradley Whitford from West Wing.
Jane asked, "How do I know you're really Red John?"
Whirford replied, "Just before I killed them, your wife smelled
like lavender and your little girl smelled like peaches and cream."
So Jane, who can't even stand to be in the same room as a gun,
shot him f-ing dead - in the coldest blood possible (for a serial killer)
then Jane sat back down and finished his tea.
I guess he's not a good liberal.
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Subject: The end of the world?
Bart,
So Robin Harp (whoever that is) thinks Saturday is the end of the world?
I will bet her or anyone else $1 Million that she's wrong.
You should try to get in on that action too.
The Hollywood Liberal
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I read they got DSK DNA from the maid's clothes.
Looks like he's going to be President of Cell Block D
Who's that Celebrity?
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Subject: Re: Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Bart,
Thanks for all you had to say in your response. My Dad was pulled out of his senior year in high school
by the draft and he was sent straight into the infantry and was trained to be one of the guys in the invasion
force, meant to take mainland Japan. Right before he was to get on a troop transport ship, these bombs
were dropped and WWII ended.
My Dad, along with thousands of other US military men, became the occupation force and they were sent
to mainland Japan. He was stationed there for 14 months. He said the people there were actually cordial
to the GI's, even though they had nothing. A lot of the buildings had been burned by the incendiary air
attacks that the allies had wrought upon them. The Japanese had little clothing, they were in bad shape.
My Dad said he thought they were glad the war was over. He told me the harbors were thick with mines
and that he helped the sharpshooters on the mine sweepers explode them so they could get troop and
resupply ships in to the docks. He said there were cliffs and that if they had been required to assault
the mainland that it would have been a bloody mess with untold loss of life on both sides.
As for me, the dropping of the bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki needed to happen, and thankfully
they were dropped. As you said, who better to have the bomb, us or Hitler? My Dad's ship anchored
off Nagasaki and he said it was decimated. That being said, if Truman was truly a vengeful blood
thirsty leader, he would have dropped the bomb on Tokyo and Yokohama, not Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
If there had been no atomic bombing of Japan, the odds are I wouldn't be here today, because the odds
are my Dad wouldn't have made it through the invasion of mainland Japan. Like you said, if it's between
an attacker and me or my family, then if I have any say in it, the attacker is going down.
That's how I see this whole affair.
Bluedeer
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Subject: thanks
Hi, Bart
Thanks for the radio shows! I am sure to check them out.
You are now about to to compete with Master Malloy on my personal air time :)
Oyvind
Dude, you have to lower your expectations by leaps and bounds.
Mike is a professional radio talker and he has a brain, too.
I'm an Okie with an IQ of 64 and a smart mouth.
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I'm trying to get all the ID tags off these snippets.
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Down South, by Mandalay Bay
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Subject: Cheney and Obama ARE effectively the same
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We can't let him get away with that - can we?
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Justin the know it all made me itch to try the technique, and it seems good.
I was unnecessarily mean to Justin and I have apologized to him.
Last issue's mystery city was Little Rock
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Never been within a thousand miles of Arkansas in my life.
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, hot diggity I got one!
That's P.T. Barnum, a huckster from the 1800s who is the hero of every repug and teapartier.
While he didn’t actually say “there is a sucker born every minute”, he lived it.
Barnum and Bailey and the Ringling Bros. circuses introduced backwater Americans
and idiotic Europeans to the joy of laughing at the unfortunate, crippled, or deformed.
They still, to this day, mistreat their animals, particularly the elephants.
I bet Newt and Rush have posters of him, with little kisses on them.
ducks in Oregon
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