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Tues-Wednesday,  June 28-29,  2011     Vol 2714 - Boneyard duck


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Tracy Morgan does it again
Arrow New York gets Gay Marriage
Stonewall celebrates gay Weds
Arrow Camry, Accord 'most American cars'
Arrow Blagojevich found Guilty x 18
Arrow Cantor bets against America
Arrow Spend the day - Minka Kelly


  Jeff The Cat: Merchant of Darkness.
    The Most Evil Cat in the World.


"Let me give you a classic example of what ‘fair and balanced’ means to me. After Hurricane Katrina,
  the mainstream media piled on FEMA for the failure to respond to the crisis. And the federal government
  did a lousy job. But it was Fox News that started reporting on the failure of the first responders “the city of
  New Orleans and the state of Louisiana to help people. Yes, we reported FEMA’s problems, but we also told
  the other side of the story.”
     --  Chris Wallace, claiming he won the debate with Jon Stewart last week   Link

  Chris, that's your idea of describing "fair and balanced?"
  You said Bush andf the feds wre doing a great job, then you went after
  the two Democrats who were, literally, over their heads in flood water.

  How does helping the millionaire Rethug in the White House while trashing
  the helpless Democratic victims prove that you're "telling the other side of the story?"

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Tracy Morgan under attack again
  I defended him in BCR 173 or 174...


"Don't ever mess with women who have retarded kids. Them young retarded males is strong.
  They're strong like chimps." Then, he talked about how he dated a girl once who he said was
 "a cripple" because she had a prosthetic arm, a mechanical larynx and a dialysis machine."

 Yes, Tracy Morgan says wild and inappropriate things in his stand-up act.
 All the great ones do - why is Tracy being singled out?

 Because he's on NBC and when you work for The Man,
 you're not allowed to speak your mind so Tracy's back in trouble.

 Sure, let's gag EVERY comic.
 Let's make a list of words their not allowed to say.
 Don't let ANYBODY say what they want to say, especially the Black ones..

 No more jokes about elected officials, either - there no place for that in comedy.

 No more Pryor, no more Carlin, no more Chris Rock.
 Great - let's live in a world where Jim Inhofe decides what black comics can say.
 Or maybe the guys from the Family Handjob Council could decide?

 We need a thousand more Rich Littles - comics who know how far is too far.
 We need to get today's comics back in line - where Whitey wants them.

 Next thing you know our kids will want to dance to the rock n eoll.

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"Sarah Palin must be looking at Michele Bachmann and feeling
  the way the Jonas Brothers felt about Justin Bieber.
   --  Andy Borowitz, in a tweet

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New York gets Gay Marriage
Should be a great boost for their economy...


Reaction from Hollywood:

"Go NY!"
    -- Lindsay Lohan, who's been in gay relationships, in a tweet

"Gay Marriage just made Legal In New York. I ALWAYS loved you NYC!
  Love to all in Love! FINALLY!   Awful raid at #NY Stonewall Inn.
  Disaster & started #LGBT & friends fighting for their rights Tonight? healing."
  -- Paullie Perrette, who plays Abby" on most-populat NCIS, in a tweet

"I can't stop crying. We did it kids!"
  -- Lady GaGa, in a tweet

"Way to go, New York. One people. One planet. One love..."
  -- Alyssa Milano, channeling Bono, in a tweet


"6/25/11 "All You Need Is Love" recorded EXACTLY 44 yrs ago today:  Link
  -- Alyssa Milano, channeling The Beatles, in a tweet

 Y'know, it's not my place to tell gays when to get married, but one story I read
 had a quote something like, "At last!  We're going to be married NEXT summer."

 Trust me - if getting married means anything to you - get married TOMORROW.

 Our Whore Supreme Court is likely to butt in and declare, "None of that!"
 but odds are they'll let those who got married STAY married.

 Get married this week, have the full, formal ceremony
 with the big production and the hundred white doves next summer.

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Subject: My Customs Story - by Hank

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Stonewall celebrates gay marriage


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"I could kiss you IN the mouth..."
   --  Glenn Beck to, ...of all people, ...Man-on-Dog Santorum,   Video

Maybe it should be Rick Man-on-Beck Santorum?

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Subject: Batshit takes lead from Romney

This race might already be over.

They say Batshit is going to win Iowa - primary voters are all fundie crazy there
and Batshit has the Teabaggers so what chance does a semi-sane Romney have?

Second is Vermont - if Romney doesn't win that BIG, he's out.
If he DOES win VT,
he's gotta convincingly beat back the insane torchers, but how's he going to do that?

Even if Bachman says Lincoln defeated Germany at Waterloo to win
the Revolutionary War - her brain-dead Teabagging followers DON'T CARE.

They're OK with Batshit being a total moron - they eat her lies with BIG spoons.

She's gaffe-proof, so there's no mistake she can make to slow her down.
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Subject: clarification from an editor/writer
Bart, a lot of your readers seem to be confused.

The plural of Gates is Gateses. (Unwieldy, true.)

The possessive of the singular is thus: Robert Gates' new book.

No, it's Gates's new book.

The possessive of the plural is thus: The Gateses' house is on fire. (Again, unwieldy.)

Keep on hammering,
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Batshit Crazy Every Day
You won't believe what she said this time...


Michele Bachmann's claim that she has "never gotten a penny" from a family farm that's been
subsidized by the government is at odds with her financial disclosure statements. They show tens
of thousands in personal income from the operation.

And, on a less-substantive note, she flubbed her hometown history when declaring
"John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa," and "that's the kind of spirit that I have, too,"
in running for president.

The actor was born nearly 150 miles away.
It was the serial killer John Wayne Gacy who lived in Waterloo.   ha ha
Those were among the latest examples of how the Minnesota congresswoman has become
one to watch — for inaccuracies as well as rising support — in the Republican presidential race.

Bachmann's wildly off-base assertion last month that a NATO airstrike might have killed as
many as 30,000 Libyan civilians, her misrepresentations of the health care law, misfires on other
aspects of Obama's record and historical inaccuracies have saddled her with a reputation for
uttering populist jibes that don't hold up.

I think it's very brave for the GOP to run an insane serial liar for president.

...now we just gotta hope Obama can figure out a way to stop her.

Guns vs Butter Quotes
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense,
  a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.
  This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers,
  the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any
  true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.”
   --  Ike, they say

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Blagojevich found Guilty x 18
It's wrong to sell something of great value?


"After hearing the verdict, Blago turned to attorney and asked "What happened?"

The decision capped a long-running spectacle in which Blagojevich became famous for
 blurting on a recorded phone call that his ability to appoint Obama's successor to the
 Senate was "fucking golden" and that he wouldn't let it go "for fucking nothing."

Why should he?

I didn't follow the trial, but selling Obama's seat should've been legal.

The Governor can make an instant millionaire out of anybody in the state.
That's tremendous power - why give something like that away for free?

This political establishment is refusing to admit you must be rich to run a campaign.
To admit appointed positions have value would be to admit that only the connected can win.

...but we don't follow Blago down here - but you who know him - was he guilty?

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Subject: Attack on the Middle Class

Hey Bart,
OK, so Franken says:
"But the fact remains: We as a progressive movement are losing the argument.
  On issue after issue, we're playing defense."

Well then the pink tutu dems should go back and study James Carville who says,
"It's hard for your opponent to say bad things about you when your fist is in his mouth."
Like you Bart, I wish more of our Democratic leaders would come
to recognize that politics is a full contact sport.
One of these days I hope to be able to subscribe again.
Keep it swinging Bart!

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Subject: Cut Afghanistan not Medicare


Sorry, this may sound snarky but I bet dollars to donuts all those seniors voted for the Rethuglicans
that put this country in such bad shape. From Reagan to Bush I to Bush II - all of them started up wars
without raising taxes to fund them.

If you were 35 - 45 and voted for Reagan, and thought it was a great idea to stick it to the young people
by increasing their FICA obligations to generate a surplus to take care of - YOU - then you are now 65 - 75
and that plan is coming back to bite you in the ass. The surplus was given away to the defense department
and none of you were paying attention. As you got older you kept voting for more Rethuglicans because you
bought their stupid arguments that lazy people on welfare were ruining this country, meanwhile marching
towards your "earned" entitlement and oblivious to how you were creating a huge veteran entitlement
obligation with all these asinine wars.

More wars were started with the FICA surplus with promises to "pay back" the money in the future.
You bought mutual funds that invested in companies that increased profits by moving manufacturing to China.
And now you're going to try to tell the young people waiting tables they've got to pay on imaginary "bonds"
in the "trust fund" so you can get paid your money. Good luck with that. Payback may not be what you expected.

Why don't you get off your huge voting block and get people in office who will end the wars.
Then you might find some change in the sofa.

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Cantor bets against America
But, of course, the Dems would never mention that...


House Minority Whip Eric Cantor (R-VA) has often expressed concern for how Obama policies
are supposedly a “grave danger to America’s prosperity.” Now, the Wall Street Journal finds that
Cantor actually invests in an exchange-traded fund that “takes a short position in long-dated
government bonds” — effectively betting against the U.S. Treasury bonds that the government
uses to fund its operations:

Cantor, the Republican whip in the House of Representatives, bought up to $15,000 in shares of
ProShares Trust Ultrashort 20+ Year Treasury ETF last December, according to his 2009 financial
disclosure statement. The exchange-traded fund takes a short position in long-dated government bonds.
In effect, it is a bet against U.S. government bonds — and perhaps on inflation in the future.

If Cantor truly cares about “America’s prosperity,” one would have to wonder
why he is literally betting against its financial future.

Does this means he'll gain if he can shut the government down?
Will Cantor gain if the GOP manages to ruin the recovery?

 If I ran the DNC, he'd pay heavily for that betrayal.

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Any idea what's up?
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Do another Save Target (any file) and this time look and see where it's saving. 
That's where your BCR files probably are.

Art, thanks for that.

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"I'm not accusing Levi of date rape ...or rape at all,"
Bristol said,
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 I wasn't there so I don't know, but who writes a memoir at 22?

 Bristol seems ...addicted to publicity ...like her mother.


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