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Weekend-Monday,  March 3-5, 2012    Vol 2836 - Tented arches

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Syrian Forces Overwhelm Rebels
Arrow Legal Pot Saves Lives
Handjob Sheriff goes Crazy
Arrow Frum: Breitbart was "poisonous" 
Arrow Pigboy creates massive shitstorm
Arrow Orangutans using iPads
Arrow Harry Potter's Emma Watson


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Syrian Forces Overwhelm Rebels

Homs dead, they're moving on to city #2


The Syrian Army overwhelmed the main rebel stronghold in the embattled city of Homs
on Thursday, setting the stage for its elite soldiers to turn their attention — and superior
firepower — to other insurgent redoubts farther north, despite the increasing international
pressure for a cease-fire and humanitarian access.

In announcing their “tactical withdrawal” from the Baba Amr neighborhood in Homs after
enduring a pounding by artillery, tank and sniper fire for nearly a month, the rebel Revolutionary
Brigades of Baba Amr said in statement that they were both heavily outgunned and unable to
justify keeping thousands of civilians marooned under dire conditions. In a quarter where most
buildings are pockmarked by shell blasts, residents lack food, medicine, water and electricity,
and are cut off from the outside world.

The rebel retreat was a significant victory for President Bashar al-Assad, as his troops hurry to
put down an armed insurgency before international pressure grows so great or the cohesion of
the armed forces breaks down under the relentless intensity of a nearly year-old uprising.
The Syrian government lacks enough elite troops to subdue all rebellious cities at once;
hence its strategy has been to stall for enough time to regain control of one hot spot at a time
while Obama sits in the White House and dithers.

CBS News said Homs had a population of 1.5 million people.
How many do you think got out before the tanks surrounded the city?

I'm gratedul that MY city isn't being shelled by a murdererous dictator while
waiting for the "who gives a fuck?" outside world to come to my rescue.


Legal Pot Saves Lives
Study proves it, but does anybody care?


A new study suggests that legalizing medical marijuana reduces traffic fatalities. The authors noted
that legalizing marijuana reduces alcohol consumption, and people are more wary of driving high
than drunk. Which drug is actually more dangerous on the road?
Alcohol, and it’s not even close.

It’s hard to directly compare alcohol and marijuana, because driving impairment depends on dosage
and the two drugs tend to affect different skills. (Pot makes drivers worse at mindless tasks like
staying in a lane, while alcohol undermines behaviors that require more attention like yielding to
pedestrians or taking note of stop signs.) Nevertheless, Yale psychiatrist Richard Sewell reviewed
the academic literature on driving while intoxicated in a 2009 article, and found that alcohol is
significantly more dangerous. Real-world data from auto accidents indicate that a drunk driver is
approximately 10 times more likely to cause a fatal accident than a stoned driver. In most studies,
smoking one-third of a joint or less has virtually no impact on a driver’s performance. A couple of
studies even suggest that pot smokers are less likely to cause an accident than sober drivers.
It’s a little surprising that THC has such a small effect on driving. In experiments testing the skills
required for driving—coordination, visual tracking, and reaction time—rather than driving itself,
subjects under the influence of pot fare significantly worse than sober people. But when you put
them behind the wheel of a driving simulator, tokers perform okay. Those who have taken in a
moderate dose of the drug show minimal impairment, and very experienced smokers show almost
no deficit at all. (Interestingly, habitual stoners are also better at driving drunk than ordinary people.)

If drugs laws were influenced by facts and medical science, we would be better off.
But WE DON'T WANT TO SAVE LIVES, we want to please the Invisible Cloud Being.

Crazy America remains under the influence of ghosts and superstitions.

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Handjob Sheriff goes Crazy-er
Arpaio: Obama birth certificate a forgery

    "Racism has destroyed my brain..."


An investigative “Cold Case Posse” launched six months ago by “America’s nuttiest handjob”
– Joe Arpaio of Arizona’s Maricopa County – has concluded there is probable cause that the document
released by the White House last year as Obama’s birth certificate is a computer-generated forgery.

The investigative team has asked Arpaio to elevate the investigation to a criminal probe
that will make available the resources of his Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.
The posse says it has identified at least one person of interest in the alleged forgery of Obama’s birth certificate.
Arapaio, known for his fondness for pink underwear, commissioned the investigative team after local citizens
presented him with a petition expressing concern that Obama might not be eligible for Arizona’s presidential ballot.

Sheriff Joe, this is a great idea!

Yes, draw all the attention you can on this - go "all in" with your career.
Try to get Romney to join you - and arrest Obama next time he's in your racist state.

I am now predicting Obama will win 82 states.

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Pigboy creates massive shitstorm
Forced to admit: "I'm an absurd entertainer"


"Quack, quack," said the duck.

Pigboy hurting the women-hating GOP?
Women are running towards Obama in droves


Pigboy advertisers flee in droves
Madison Avenue can't get away fast enough


Current total of NINE advertisers have fled the Lying Nazi Whore.

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Subject: your supermodel Pages

Hey Bart,
What is the requirement to pass from Model to Supermodel?

True, these days, they call every poser a supermodel.

In reality, if we've heard of her, she's probably a supermodel.

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Marty has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty's TV Listings are the best!

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: cutest wildlife pic ever?

Hi Bartcop:

Why, that looks like a Saw-whet owl!
And it looks like the cutest pic yet!

BTW, I do click on various links, like nature pics
and brushes with greatness, just not the mysteries.

Take care,

Rochelle, thanks for that.

Income is down so much, commercials on the
sub-pages is the only thing keeping me alive.

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Thanks, they send me pennies...

Breitbart was "poisonous"
 by right-winger David Frum


It’s difficult for me to assess Breitbart’s impact upon American media and American politics
as anything other than poisonous. When one of the leading media figures of the day achieves
his success by his giddy disdain for truth and fairness—when one of our leading political figures
offers to his admirers a politics inflamed by rage and devoid of ideas—how to withhold a
profoundly negative judgment on his life and career?

Especially when that career was so representative of his times?

Many of our most important public figures have gained their influence and power by serving up
falsehoods as reported truth. In time these figures will one by one die. What are we to say of this
cohort, this group, this generation? That their mothers loved them? 

Public figures are inescapably judged by their public actions.
When those public actions are poisonous, the obituary cannot be pleasant reading.

Damn, someone told the truth about this asshole in print?

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Subject: reading Michael Dowd

Dear Church of Reality members,

Our evangelist Michael Dowd has been hard at work lately. He's written 2 articles that I think you'll all enjoy.

Is Scientific Evidence Modern-Day Scripture?

The Evolutionary Significance of Religion: Multi-Level Selection

Feel free to give him feedback at and feel free to participate
in the online discussion at those sites and click the "like" button if you like it. I'd like to see Michael
become a regular author at Huffington Post's religious section.
  Mark Perkel

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The Great Thing About Having Been Poor
  by Bill Maher


When I presented that giant check to Priorities USA Action last Thursday on Yahoo!, I said, "This hurts!"
I was trying to make the point that if I could do it, a lot of other people could do it a lot more easily than me.
The only place in America where the millionaires and billionaires are predominantly liberal is here in Hollywood.
There's a reason that of the 16 billionaires that have contributed to super PACs this year, 14 gave to Republicans.
It is generally the party of the rich. And in a post-Citizens United world, the party of the rich has an advantage
like they've never had before. In 2008, the most you could give to a candidate was $2,300. Now it's Infinity.

No, the election is not in the bag.

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Orangutans using iPads
 They video chat with other apes


Scientists and layman alike have long speculated on ways to better indoctrinate primates and
other animals with human technology. Dolphins have already demonstrated an ability to interact
with iPad technology with researchers using it as a language interaction device between dolphins
and humans. There are even several iPad games made specifically for cats.

It's my understanding that, after seeing this report,
George W. Bush decided to try his luck with an iPad, too.

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


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Subject: Breitbart the snake

Andrew Breitbart was a liar, a charlatan, a fake, a rush limpbag wannabe....
He was no guerrilla, he was a snake...i never even found him fit to put on my enemies list...
He relished in destroying peoples lives through trickery.
Now Matt Drudge will have to make up shit on his own.
  Philip V

Subject: Regarding Andrew Breitbart's Passing

Bart, you said that Breitbart doesn’t need to be canonized. 
I couldn’t agree more. His persona now needs to be carbonized.
 Steve P 

People as old as this asshole should know cocaine is a dangerous drug.

Subject: Breitbart


Breitbart was a horror, conceived when his mother’s colostomy bag leaked. 
Of all the partisan dung-heaps, he may have been the worst. 
The world is most certainly better off without him. 
A vicious, lying, sanctimonious son of a bitch who wouldn’t have
busted a right-wing child kill-sex ring if he witnessed it live. 

Sorry to rant, but this is something to celebrate; real evil removed from the living.
 Minnesota Steve

Subject: Liar Andrew Breitbart found Dead

Did he die of a cocaine overdose?
Sure, why not.
Lies were his currency, so fuck him.

Bart, that was my first thought when I heard the news on HLN,
they said he died of "natural causes."  What's natural causes for
a 43 year old man?  Cocaine OD?
  Peace  --JoeC,

Subject: Liar Andrew Breitbart found Dead

He died of overeating.  He was full of himself.
 Bruce in Michigan.

Subject: Randy Andy Breitbart

I'm with you.  It was said he looked like shit at the CPAC Bund last month
and he always looked like it was 200,000 miles between the oil changes. 

Has to be excesses of booze and drugs combined with a hatred that was consuming.
Keep swingin' the hammer
  Chris D from NJ

I hear Brietbart is Tweeting from Hell.
Has anybody heard from him?

Subject: Re: Breitbart

I'll bet someone shows up at his funeral dressed as a hollywood pimp.
 Dano B.

We should alert his fellow assholes at Westboro Baptist.

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Pat Boone is a sex pervert
Career likely over for aging crooner

Remember when he raped that shoebox?

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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that is a 1962 custom Ford Thunderbird from the Detroit Autorama.


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Some organizations collect dues from members in their birth month. 
  Karen in Indiana

Karen, thanks for that.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

Bart – that's the beautiful Anita Ekberg.

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Today's Food Mystery


Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart that looks like spare ribs, corn on the cob, jello, greens
  Stephen B

The official caption read "finger-licking ribs"
but you were close enough to claim victory.

Damn, that corn looked better than the ribs.
Only 116 days till sweet Bixby corn-on-the-cob.

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Beiber punks Taylor Swift
He makes her think she burned down a wedding


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Hope we can all get a chance to piss on this cretin's grave. 
Acorn never did no harm to nobody. 
Hopefully, we'll see another organization (or even
former Acorn members) come back strong this year.
Doug the Engineer with a Conscience

Subject: My Brush with Greatness


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Today's Mystery City


Subject: last issue's mystery city

  Last Issue's Mystery City remains unidentified.

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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is race car driver Danika Patrick
 R Carol in St Louis

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Subject: donation

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