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Weekend-Monday,  March 10-12,  2012    Vol 2840 - Poucho Marx

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow It's More than Just the Pigboy
Arrow Catholics: Unsteal my Heart!
Stillwater: The Butchers' Ball
Arrow Obama stands with Bill Maher
Arrow Pigboy advertisers facing shitstorm
Arrow Entire Nation moves to Fiji?
Arrow Sexy vampire  Ashley Greene


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"No one with daughters the age of Sandra Fluke, and I have two, could possibly abide
  the insult and abuse heaped upon this courageous and well-intentioned young lady"
-- CEO David Friend, on why he deserted the vulgar Pigboy,     Link

  Good for him.

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  in named after "The Corbomite Maneuver," a 1966 Star Trek episode staring Leon*.

 * Special Bonus Points if you get the Leon reference

   I get that refernce, Bart!

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It's More than Just the Pigboy

ALL the haters should be driven off the air

Premiere Networks is circulating a list of 98 advertisers who want to avoid “negative sentiments.”
The list iscludes Ford, GM, Toyota, Allstate, State Farm, McDonald’s and Subway.
As you’ll see in the note below, those “environments” go beyond the vile and vulgar Pigboy.

“To all Traffic Managers: The information below applies to your Premiere Radio Networks commercial inventory.
More than 350 different advertisers sponsor the programs and services provided to your station on a barter basis.
They’ve specifically asked that you schedule their commercials in dayparts or programs free of content that you
know are deemed to be offensive or controversial (for example, Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Beck and Hannity).

Those are defined as environments likely to stir negative sentiment from a very small percentage of the listening public.”

WOW, did I just read that?

Are they going to start upholding standards when it comes to race-baiting and gay-bashing? 

For decades, those companies listed above have been sponsoring the worst kind of hate.
Are they really going to clean up their act?

The smart money says no.


“The film "Game Change" was actually true enough to make me squirm."
     --  Nicolle Wallace, senior adviser to the McCain-Palin 2008 campaign, and one of Palin's main handlers    Link

  Click  Here for a super-short movie review that contains spoilers, but SEE THIS MOVIE.


Subject: hahaha, Rush/Hitler

Bart, you wrote:

> "Hey Rush, why not grab one of your Lugers and find a bunker and do the right thing?"
ROFL!  I nearly spit out my drink onto my keyboard reading that.
At least Hitler had Eva Braun to feel sad about him, I don't think the
little boys in the Dominican Pepublic give a rats ass about Rush.

If the Pigboy had a shred of decency (should I bother to finish this sentence?)
he would've done the right thing years ago when he called Chelsea "the White House dog."

That's quintessential Pigboy - picking on a twelve year old girl.

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Unsteal my Heart!
Relic stolen from Catholic church

900 year old heart left laying around...


The 900-year-old heart of a 12th century Irish saint has been stolen from a church in Dublin,
and a local Roman Catholic official is pleading for its return -- "no questions asked."
The heart of St. Laurence O'Toole was stolen from Christ Church Cathedral on Saturday,
reports the Catholic News Agency. They quotee the Rev. Dermot Dunne as saying locals are
grieving the loss of the relic. "It's valueless" to others, Dunne told CNA, but means a great deal
to the cathedral and the community.
The heart was kept inside a wooden heart-shaped box inside an iron cage bolted to a wall.
The cage had been pried open. Other valuable items inside the church were left in place.

Wait, the 900 year-old heart was stolen, but other valuables were left behind?

That gives us a clue as to the identify of the thief - he's religiously insane.

Sidebar: Since I was a little Catholic kid, they always talked about these "relics."
When I asked what relics were, they told me, "the bones of dead saints."

All these years later I found out where those bones (allegedly) came from.
In the Roman Colosseum, and elsewhere, they would throw the Christians
in the pit with the lions and the lions, presumaby hungry, would eat them.

Afterward, the still-alive Catholics would gather bones and tissue that remained on the
playing field and preserved them to show to future generations ...for reasons unknown.

Sidebar on a Sidebar:
Thise crazy nuns would tell us the wildest stories, too.

They said things like, "back in the day, the Pharasees would ride into town with giant pots
that they
would fill with oil and then light a fire under it.  When it got to boiling, they would ask,
"Who believes in Jesus Christ" and whoever raised their hand had to get in the boiling pot."

And here I am, seven year old Bartcop, thinking, "Shiiiit, why not just f-ing lie?"
Surely if there was a God, he'd want us to at least be smart enough
not to volunteer to climb in the giant pot boiling oil, for Christ's sake.

They lost me early...

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"Rush moves show off shore to undisclosed location"  

"Hey, jackass, stop using our music on your racist, misogynist, right-wing clown show’.”
-- rocker Tom Morello, (Rage Sgainst the Machine) talking to the vulgar Pigboy   Link

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The Butchers' Ball

Dancing with NATO, Gaddafi, Assad & Jesus
by Jane Stillwater


Poor Muammar Gaddafi.  That man was an idiot and deserved what he got.  Why? 
Because Gaddafi had put all his eggs in one basket -- and actually believed that the use of
extreme violence would always win in the end.   The man had learned NOTHING from history.

Historically, the use of violence has only and always led to the constantly-escalating use of even
more violence, more killing and more money being spent on guns instead of butter -- resulting in a
severely down-graded "homeland," with more decayed infrastructure, more uneducated school
children, more rotting teeth, more unhappy citizens, less security and, eventually, the decline of
civilization as we know it.

Assad is now falling exactly into the same trap that Gaddafi fell into -- by butchering dissenters
and fueling the flames of violence.  Get a clue, Assad!  Hold the freaking elections!

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Subject: Taxpayers subsidize Rush's drug habits


As Rush seems to have a problem with taxpayer money being spent on birth control,
does that mean we as citizens, who's tax dollars fund the Armed Forces Radio,
which carries his show, should be able to stop his employer provided healthcare
from paying for his Viagra and Oxycontin usage?

I really don't want to see videos of him having sex,
which seems to be his version of compromise on this issue.

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Obama stands with Bill Maher
Funny, Maher stands with the vulgar Pigboy -  Link


The White House appears to be unlikely to heed a demand from a conservative
women's group that Obama repudiate "serially vile misogynist" comic Bill Maher.

Concerned Women for America called on Obama to live up to his "eloquent" defense
of Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke after Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut."

But Obama press secretary Jay Carney, sidestepped the issue.

"We are not, and cannot be, the arbitrator of every statement that everybody makes in the
policy and political arena," Carney told reporters at his daily briefing. "As a general matter,
obviously, language that denigrates women is inappropriate."

One way to look at this?
Sandra Fluke has never, to our knowledge, viscously attacked a political opponent.
That's a lot different than Palin, Maher, Bartcop, Pigboy, Letterman,  Hannity, etc.

Sandra Fluke was a college student who voiced the opinion of 100 million women.
That doesn't make her a slut.

And let's not forget that honesty means something.
Pigboy calling Sandra Flake "a slut" was a flar-out lie.

But when Maher called Sarah Palin the c-word...

Last thing, Maher said the c-word once, under his breath, while the crowd was laughing.

Pigboy repeated the "slut" slurs 72 times - he nailed himself to THAT cross.

No matter how they try to spin it - it's not the same.

"Hate to defend #RushLimbaugh but he apologized, liberals looking bad not accepting.
  Also hate intimidation by sponsor pullout,"
-- Bill Maher, defending the Pigboy

 OK, so Bill's not right all the time.

 I get that Maher wants to defend free speech and I get that, having been fired for telling the truth,
 he hates to see a man scumbag lose his job for having an opinion, but isn't Maher also saying that
 you should be able to broadcast ANYTHING in the name of free speech?
 Pigboy screamed "Slut" at the innocent woman 72 times, with talent on loan from God.
 Plus Bill, Pigboy's apology was hardly sincere.
 Are you of the opinion that ANYTHING can be forgiven with a half-assed "sorry?"

 So, a shot of Chinaco for Bill Maher for being right 95% of the time.
 Remember when Bush was "president." Maher said maybe, by knowing absolutely nothing
 about the Middle East, Bush might be the guy who had the big breakthru over there?

 But 95% is a damn good batting average.

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Breitbart was a crazy ass


Subject: My Brush with Greatness


Send in YOUR brush with greatness

Sarah Palin Nude


Subject: Good economy bad for Republicans?

I listen to the news and hear the pundits saying that we have good economic news,
and good news is bad for Republicans? And I have to say to myself - this is insanity.
Why is good news for America bad news for Republicans?

Maybe Republicans need a new game plan. Rather than to try to sabotage the economy
and blame Obama, why don't the Republicans join with the Democrats and try to fix the
economy and try to take the credit for it? It would be better to share the credit for doing
the right thing rather than share the blame for doing the wrong thing.

I'd rather be arguing about what we are going to do with the surplus like we were when
Clinton was president rather than what we're going to do with the deficit after Bush was president.
  Marc Perkel

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Hopefully, we'll see the rest of flush blimp slop's sponsors abandon him.

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Subject: Women and Reproduction


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Entire Nation moves to Fiji?
Global warming is sinking their island


Fearing that climate change could wipe out their entire Pacific archipelago, the leaders of
Kiribati are considering an unusual backup plan: moving the populace to Fiji.
Kiribati President Anote Tong told The Associated Press on Friday that his Cabinet this week
endorsed a plan to buy nearly 6,000 acres on Fiji's main island, Viti Levu. He said the fertile land,
being sold by a church group for about $9.6 million, could provide an insurance policy for Kiribati's
entire population of 103,000, though he hopes it will never be necessary for everyone to leave.
"If it became absolutely necessary, yes, we could do it," Tong said. "It wouldn't be for me, personally,
but would apply more to a younger generation. For them, moving won't be a matter of choice.
It's basically going to be a matter of survival."
Kiribati, which straddles the equator near the international date line, has found itself at the leading
edge of the debate on climate change because many of its atolls rise just a few feet above sea level.

I have a better idea.
If fertile land in Fiji is selling for as cheap as $1600 an an acre, let's beat them to it and buy
that land and build on it and turn that into Bartcop Island since America is going to Hell.

On Bartcop Island, the super-rich will have to pay taxes.

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Subject: Okie man sexually assaults pig

Bart, WTF is up with Oklahoma?


Now you know why I'm the smartest man in Oklahoma.

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Pigboy advertisers facing shitstorm
Why does Rush hate women so much?

Rush Limbaugh’s latest misogynistic tirade against a law student may be the last straw for many
of the sick bastard's corporate sponsors. Thousands of angry customers have been inundating
dozens of Limbaugh’s corporate sponsors, demanding that they cut ties with the program.
So far, Sleep Number, The Sleep Train, Quicken Loans, Legal Zoom, Citrix, Carbonite, ProFlowers,
Tax Resolution, AOL, Bonobos, Sears, Allstate Insurance, Sensa, Bare Escentuals, Vitacost,
Hadeed Carpet, Thompson Creek Windows, PolyCom, Service Magic, AccuQuote Life Insurance,
Geico, John Deere,, St. Vincent’s Medical Center, Bethesda Sedation Dentistry,
Cascades Dental, Philadelphia Orchestra, Goodwill Industries, Heart & Body Extract, Netflix,
Downeast Energy, Capitol One, JCPenney, Matrix Direct, Reputation Rhino, Consolidated Credit,
Constant Contact, RSVP Discount Beverage, Cunningham Security, Regal Assets, Freedom Debt Relief,
Norway Savings Bank, Portland Ovations, The Girl Scouts of Oregon and Southwest Washington,
O’Reilly Auto Parts, Aetna, TurboTax, New York Lottery, American Heart Association and the
Aquarium of the Pacific have pulled ads from the program.

We need to talk about a new super-whore on the airwaves - Erin Burnett.
She wants to have the vulgar Pigboy's baby so bad she can taste it.

I guess it was Friday on CNN she said:
"Rush is on 600 radio stations and each of these radio stations has about 30 sponsors,
 so that means Rush had 18,000 advertisers so losing 50 or so means nothing to him."

I so wish I was free to use the c-word and I'd put "nasty, lying" right in front of it.

Bitch, let me explain the facts to you.
Pigboy doesn't have 18,000 sponsors.
He is (or was) THE most expensive radio buy in America, which means businesses like
Bob's Car Wash and Fred's Diner can't afford to advertise on the Pigboy's hate show.

You see that list above?
Geico Insurance
Quicken Loans,
Allstate Insurance,
John Deere equipment,
Capitol One Banksters,
JC Penney,
Aetna Insurance
O'Reilly Auto Parts,
Turbo Tax, etc - THESE are some of the NINETY MAJOR sponsors who deserted Rush, not Fred's f-ing Diner.

Erin Burnett, YOU are a lying whore who wants CNN viewers to think
only a few minor advertisers have left your hero, the vulgar, woman-hating Pigboy.

Being a wealthy, Wall Street one-percenter, you naturally love the vulgar Pigboy, I get that.
But you have ruined your reputation world-wide by lying in his defense.

Erin Burnett - thy name is whore.

CNN, thy name is whore for hiring a lying, right-winger to give us "the news."

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Eldrick quits mid-tournament
Walked off, went home, says his leg hurt


Did his leg really hurt?
Or is Eldrick just tired of losing in front of big crowds?

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Subject: 98 sponsors left Pigboy - more to come?


 Bob G

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My So called Life in Movies
Judas Maximus says evrything is about him


I was Fletcher Cole in the 1993 movie "The Pelican Brief."  Quack, quack quack!

I was White House advisor Frank Whaley in "Broken Arrow."  Quack, quack quack!

I stopped a presidential assassination in "Shadow Conspiracy."  Quack, quack quack!

Michael J. Fox palyed me in "The American President." That was my favorite. Quack, quack quack!

You see, it's all about me,  Quack, quack quack!

  Judas the Duck

"It's all about me, folks!"

Hey Judas, you didn't mention that poisonous, back-stabbing book you wrote
about the man who made you famous while he was still in office.

I guess you got paid extra for fucking him while he was still president, right, Judas?
Andrew Breitbart is saving a chair in hell for you, Judas.

BTW, Judas's book was publiched by Little, Brown and Company, of Hachette  Book Group.

I guess they specialize in hatchett jobs?

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Today's Mystery Car


Subject: last issue's Mystery Car       Link

Bart, that remains unidentified

People are answering, but they're not putting "Mystery Car" in the subject header.

Plus, it's very time-consuming to go back and say, "Remember that car from last week?"
so the answers need to come in before the next issue goes up.

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Today's Mystery Celebrity


Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity     Link 

Bart, t
hat is red headed hottie Ann-Margaret

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Today's Food Mystery


Subject: last issue's Food Mystery     Link

Bart, that remains unidentified.

It was maple-glazed ham with raisin sauce,

Who ever heard of raisin sauce?

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Subject: My Brush with Greatness


We need more Greatness stories

Wildlife Close-up  


Bart, last issue's wildlife close-up is a South African Crowned Crane. 
I remember these birds from going to East Africa as a teenager in the sixties. 
Somalia was a nice place.
 Peter in New Mexico

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Today's Mystery City


Today's Mystery City might shock you.

Subject: last issue's mystery city

Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Amiens, France, home of Jules Verne.
  Kenny Del
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Today's History Mystery


Subject: last issue's history mystery

Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery is Sam Houston

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