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-- Robert DeNiro with a funny-as-hell joke Link
"What DeNiro said was inexcusable, and the president should apologize for him.
It was at an Obama fundraiser, it is exactly wrong, it divides the country. If people
on the left want to talk about talk show hosts, then everybody in the country should
hold the president accountable when someone at his event says something that is as
utterly and terribly unacceptable as what Robert De Niro said.”
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The poor Republicans...
They've lost their precious, vulgar Pigboy and they're so terribly hurt by that.
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but it won't fly. I know it, you know it, Bob Dole knows it and the American people know it.
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"Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney....
Do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady?"
-- Robert DeNiro with a funny-as-hell joke Link
"What DeNiro said was inexcusable, and the president should apologize for him.
It was at an Obama fundraiser, it is exactly wrong, it divides the country. If people
on the left want to talk about talk show hosts, then everybody in the country should
hold the president accountable when someone at his event says something that is as
utterly and terribly unacceptable as what Robert De Niro said.”
-- stick-up-his-ass, sore loser Gingrich Link
The poor Republicans...
They've lost their precious, vulgar Pigboy and they're so terribly hurt by that.
Now they're going to take anything said by any Lefty as "worse than what Pigboy said,"
but it won't fly. I know it, you know it, Bob Dole knows it and the American people know it.
Plus, what nobody will dare to mention is that Robert DeNiro exclusively dated Black women.
What he probably wanted to say is, "Me President, you and I know the magic of Black women,"
but that would've put Obama in an awkward position so DeNiro went with the other joke, instead.
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Teabaggers surrender to Willard
Romney finally wins one cleanprimary
Link
The organization that ignited the tea party as a national mass movement gave Mitt Romney
perhaps his biggest victory yet, deciding to drop its opposition to his candidacy, a top nut says.
FreedomWorks, which organized the Sept. 12, 2009, mass demonstration on the Mall, says that
while it will not give an explicit endorsement, the time has come for Republicans to unite around
the tog torturer and focus on defeating that NitWH.
“The numbers favor Mitt Romney,” FreedomWorks VP Russ Walker (Who?) said Tuesday.
“We are dedicated to defeating Obama and electing a conservative Senate that will help Romney
repeal Romneycare and address the nation’s economic and spending challenges.”
So, after dumping Utah's Sen Bob Bennett and his 93% conservative approval rating,
the 'Baggers are going to settle for a pro-choice, gay-loving, big-spending, gun grabber?
Their extremism sent a Northeastern liberal to NaziCon 2012 in Tampa - ha ha
Obama rubs Teabaggers' nose in it
Link
Obama embraced his Irish roots at a White House St. Patrick's Day reception last night,
taking a stab at the "birthers" who continue to question his heritage.
Visiting Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny presented the president with an official certificate
of Irish heritage noting, "These are very rare. As rare as the man himself."
The president thanked the prime minister for the gift and, without missing a beat, added,
"This will have a special place of honor alongside my birth certificate," drawing a big laugh from the crowd.
Whatever happened to that "tough" Arizona sheriff who likes tight pink panties on muscular young men?
He said he had a "task force" with "proof" Obama was a Kenyan tribal Chief.
"I like muscular young men in handcuffs and tight pink panties.
Is there a law against that?"
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Can Kerrey get his groove back?
Clinton-hater wants another piece of the poli-pie
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For someone who’s done this all before, it’s hard to believe Bob Kerrey’s campaign rollout
for a Senate run in Nebraska could be so clumsy.
First he was out, leaving room for another Democratic candidate to step into the shoes vacated
by Ben Nelson. Then he was in, forcing that other candidate to step aside. And now, in what
should be the early days of reintroducing himself to voters of his state, he’s been dragged into a
dispute over his voter registration and residency, as well as faced uncomfortable questions about
whether a quid pro quo deal was struck to get him running again.
So, can he recover?
If he can help the Democrats win the senate - then fine.
But this guys is bad news and he's what the Democrats need less of.
Not only did Kerrey declare his president "an unusually good liar" while he was in his first term,
didn't he sell out his country by agreeing with the lies the 9-11 Commission told?
Bob Kerrey might be better than an insane Teabagger, but not by much.
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Will Florida seek Justice for Trayvon?
Blacks aren't surprised the cops covered this up
Link
Does this child look suspicious or dangerous to you?
"I'm a dangerous thug?"
He looked really scary to the hulking handjob with the 9MM Glock.
His name is Trayvon Martin, and his funeral was March 3rd.
Trayvon was seventeen years old. He was cheerful, caring, and loved. He was someone's
son, nephew, brother, and he was shot by a man who claimed he shot him in self-defense.
Trayvon's "weapons" were a can of iced tea and a bag of Skittles; the other guy had a gun.
Yet, George Zimmerman, neighborhood watch handjob, thought he looked suspicious and
"up to no good." At one point he told 911 operators "these a-holes always get away."
It goes without saying that, to a gun-happy Florida Republican, "niggers are up to no good."
You can tell by the color of their skin that they are "assholes who always get away."
George Zimmerman was sick and tired of "asshole niggers who always get away"
so he decided this particular nigger wasn't going to get away with anything.
If this was a good shoot, then why would the cops ever investigate a police shooting?
From now on, all any cop has to say was, "I felt scared" and he's off the hook, right?
But what if a Black cops shoots a white teenager?
Racist dogs like the vulgar broken Pigboy always say civil rights activists like Al Sharpton
are always "trying to cause trouble" with race incidents, but who would speak up against
these injustices BESIDES people like Al Sharpton?
This little kid was murdered was Feb 26.
The Florida cops quickly gave the shooter a pass and expected Trayvon's family to accept
the "fact" that little Trayvon was a "dangerous thug" who needed to be taken down by force.
Our whore media didn't care - it was "just another dead nigger" to them.
Somebody had to shine some light on this and now, maybe, justice will be done.
A shot of Chinaco to Al Sharpton for having the courage to pursue justice for Trayvon.
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Florida shooter's racial slur?
Link
Investigators "missed" a possible racist remark by the shooter as he spoke to police dispatchers
moments before the killing. On a tape of one of Zimmerman's 911 calls the night of the shooting,
he is heard saying under his breath what sounds like "fucking coons."
Seconds later he confronted Trayvon and shot him dead.
Zimmerman claimed self defense, and was not charged with any crime.
It's the latest in a series of possible police missteps.
"Missteps?" I don't think so.
It's my opinion Florida has racist cops and when they see a dead Black teenager, they figure,
"He must have deserved it" and they move on to a crime that involves a WHITE victim,
and then they prosecute to the full extent of the law.
You don't want to be caught Walking While Black in Florida.
Sarah Palin Nude
Link
Subject: What You said and What you Meant To Say
> Maybe Democrats
should boycott Florida until they repeal that stupid law
> that
says, "You can kill a Black kid if you FEEL a certain way."
Maybe
you should have written:
Maybe
Democrats should boycott Florida until they repeal that stupid law
that says, "You can kill a NIGGER kid if you FEEL a certain way."
Or is it that like Rush, you want your donations back
and have learned that using the N word can be costly??
books4less
I know you're trying to make a point - I wonder what it could be?
Are you saying I'm unfairly painting the GOP as people who use that word?
Do you know any Republicans?
(Yes, there are/must be Rethugs who don't use the word.)
Have you heard racist dogs talk about Obama when they're not on TV?
Do you think they call Blacks "African-Americans" behind their backs?
Or is it your opinion that racists NEVER speak that way
and I'm in effect LYING when I say they talk like that?
Or are you saying there are perhaps one or two racists in the GOP,
but nowhere near the amount I claim there are?
Did you know 90% of Rethugs in AL and MS say Obama is a Muslin?
Doesn't that tell you 90% of Rethugs in AL and MS are racists?
Or do you agree that many/most racists DO use the n-word,
but you think it would be more polite if I didn't list the goddamn facts?
Do you think that Florida shooter told himself,
"I hope I don't have to shoot this poor, young Black fella?"
Or do you think he angrily said, "F-ing coons, always getting away with something?"
just before he pulled the trigger and ended young Trayvon's life?
I suppose using the n-word when demonstrating racist slime could cost me donations,
but not among the people who understand how the real world works.
What problem do you have with me shining light on the real world?
Or do you think it's important that Democrats join with Republicans
to help them hide how backwards and disgustingly vulgar they really are?
I refuse to help the GOP hide the facts.
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Teabow's baggage too much for Denver
Link
Denver thinks it can do that better without Tebow as a reserve even though he is a 24-year-old
former first-round draft pick who came off the bench last year and saved the season. It believes
this even though the franchise raved about his work ethic, professionalism and the way he carries
himself as a person. It is convinced even though he couldn’t have accepted the news of his demotion any better.
“He is a great kid,” Elway said. “If there is one guy I want to marry my daughter it’s him.”
And yet he isn’t a suitable backup?
Denver knows Tebow isn’t good enough in a traditional offense and his “baggage” is too great
to have sitting on the bench. Even behind a four-time MVP.
Man, that's gotta suck.
They say Teabow isn't good enough to play quarterback in the NFL, but he did save last
season for the Broncos, and now he's getting dumped for an old guy with neck problems?
Surely there's some "saved" NFL owner who wants to make God happy...
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Subject: where should Tebow go?
Bart,
It's obvious. God's favorite quarterback should play for God's favorite team - the Dallas Cowboys.
They deserve each other. Maybe Romo could mentor Tebow and teach him how to choke with style.
We could give them one of those cute Hollywood couple names - MoBow. It's a win-win.
Jeff
http://jeffcrook.blogspot.com
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GloZell
- Your
Higher Taxes pay My healthcare
I loves me some GloZell!
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Afghan massacre: Reports in U.S.
and overseas media vastly different
Read all about it!
on the Bart Blog!
Subject: The mystery about Andrew Breitbart
Andrew Breitbart's wife is the
daughter of Orson Bean.
Orson Bean was associated with Wilhelm Reich, the inventor of the orgone box.
The
mystery is, being Bean's daughter, wouldn't she have an orgone box in
the house?
And couldn't Breitbart have spent time in this box, which would have
mellowed him out
to the point where, if he fought the Democrats, it wasn't in such a
vicious manner?
So what's the story?
I
once saw a documentary on William S. Burroughs, who had an orgone box.
It showed Terry Southern emerging from the box with a huge smile on his
face,
matched only by the expression on Geena Davis's face in "Thelma and
Louise"
when she came out of the bedroom after spending the night with Brad
Pitt.
So what gives?
Do
the Breitbarts not have an orgone box? Or did Andrew refuse to use it?
Or was he so messed up that he used it but it did him no good?
Or is the orgone box just a piece of fraud?
Knowing the answer to this mystery might forestall
the making of another monster like Andrew Breitbart.
Eckhard Festag
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Premier Toonist
Wolf Grulkey
is running for congress
Saw this kitty at the vet's...
Remind you of anybody?
Yes, that kitty is The Riddler!
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Subject: Why did the Colts trade their Super Bowl quarterback? and Tebow too...
Link
Subject: Tebow, Manning, Colts.
Link
Subject: Who gets Teabow?
He'll probably end up in j-ville. They'll get him on the cheap, and they are so used to to losing anyway,
that the fundies will ignore that for tim-eh and absolutely fill jags stadium up just to see jeebuses chosen one.
I saw him QB for th donkies against the Bolts last year at the Q, and the dude has serious quickness
and some damn good moves when he is running the ball. If he switched to just being a running back,
he would probably end up in the hall of fame, but the guy has such a massive ego, that will never happen.
On the Manning thing, we are loving it here in Diego...the Bolts own Peyton Manning, and the donkies
just lost the one guy that giraffe-neck could possibly throw it to. Rivers...Manning...Palmer...the AFC west
is all of a sudden a HELL of a division.
Ray N
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Blackjack player wins $15M
I'll bet he has a secret system...
Link
He took Caesars for more than $4 million, burned Borgata for about $5 million
and then topped it off by beating Tropicana out of $5.8 million. For Don Johnson,
it was a streak of good luck at the Atlantic City blackjack tables.
"I'll take luck over any other skill," Johnson said, laughing. "There's no magic to this.
Eventually, someone would whack them. I'm just glad it was me."
Johnson confirmed that he is the blackjack player who has been single-handedly
scorching the casino industry in the past six months. His identity previously had
been a mystery, known only to the casinos where he was a pampered high roller.
They didn't say how many millions Johnson lost before his big payday,
but he'll probably lose it all back if he continues to gamble with the house.
When I gamble, I do it with drunken rubes who are on their Vegas vacation,
dreaming they're on TV winning and the big poker hand against all odds.
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I'll bet he has a secret system...
Link
He took Caesars for more than $4 million, burned Borgata for about $5 million
and then topped it off by beating Tropicana out of $5.8 million. For Don Johnson,
it was a streak of good luck at the Atlantic City blackjack tables.
"I'll take luck over any other skill," Johnson said, laughing. "There's no magic to this.
Eventually, someone would whack them. I'm just glad it was me."
Johnson confirmed that he is the blackjack player who has been single-handedly
scorching the casino industry in the past six months. His identity previously had
been a mystery, known only to the casinos where he was a pampered high roller.
They didn't say how many millions Johnson lost before his big payday,
but he'll probably lose it all back if he continues to gamble with the house.
When I gamble, I do it with drunken rubes who are on their Vegas vacation,
dreaming they're on TV winning and the big poker hand against all odds.
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Subject: GloZell
Bart, please “86” the GloZell links. They are really quite vile.
R Pauline
The word "vile" is hard for me to apply to GloZell.
You get that she's a talented writer-performer, right?
Today's GloZell clip has a commercial and it's had over a million hits.
GloZell is making more money than all of us, plus, that Cinnamon bit was priceless.
As Richard Pryor once said, "Be happy for any one who makes it/"
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Today's Mystery Car
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 71 AMC Gremlin X
cdwz
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In all my years of fund-raising, I've always hidden the name and amount the donor sent,
but what if that's a source of frustration that's holding donations back?
So let's try that.
I will ONLY mention whatever name you say to mention.
You can be Sally P or Otto from Altoona, I don't care, but if you want to see
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Bart, that's a 71 AMC Gremlin X
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I had an idea... no., seriously.
What if people WANT to see their name and the amount they donated on Bartcop.com?
When PBS holds a fund-raiser, they put (some?) names on the screen, "Bartcop paid $25."
Do people donate so they can TIVO their name on the TV screen?
In all my years of fund-raising, I've always hidden the name and amount the donor sent,
but what if that's a source of frustration that's holding donations back?
So let's try that.
I will ONLY mention whatever name you say to mention.
You can be Sally P or Otto from Altoona, I don't care, but if you want to see
your name "on the TV screen," just let me know when you send something.
The GOP's War on the Poor
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Today's Mystery Celebrity
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One of the hottest women
Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart, that's Barbara Hale, who played Della Street, Perry Mason's secretary.
Paula
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Today's Food Mystery
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We only have a few left...
Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link
Bart, OMG! That’s the ever-popular and most famous “Blue Plate Special”.
Meatloaf, topped with brown gravy. Green Peas and Corn.
Mashed ‘taters (they better be drenched with butter!)
Rick in area cide 845
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We only have a few left...
Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link
Bart, OMG! That’s the ever-popular and most famous “Blue Plate Special”.
Meatloaf, topped with brown gravy. Green Peas and Corn.
Mashed ‘taters (they better be drenched with butter!)
Rick in area cide 845
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Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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We need more Greatness stories
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Rio de Janeiro,
Mark with no last name
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, Last Issue's History Mystery I believe that is Fleming... Ian Fleming.
Paul from NH
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