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Thurs-Friday  Feb 21-22, 2013   Vol 3019 - Second nuts

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Teabaggers: Rove is a Nazi
Should a Rapist Pope Vote?
Bob Beckel's rape comments
Arrow Ashley Judd, closer to running
Arrow Time to Free Pot Lifers
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Bride Wars's Kate Hudson



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  to sacrifice to protect the tax breaks of the richest."
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Teabaggers: Rove is a Nazi
They know him best...


A top tea party group is taking its clash with Karl Rove to a new level,
sending out a fundraising email Tuesday featuring a photoshopped image
of the smirking bastard in an SS uniform.
“Wipe the Smirk Off Karl Rove’s Face,” reads the subject line of the email,
from Jenny Beth Martin, co-founder and national coordinator of the Tea Party Patriots.

The email features a photo illustration in which shows Rove as a Nazi slimeball.
The lower left-hand corner of the photo features the inscriptions “Reichsführer-SS”
and “K. Rove,” and appears to match a photo of SS Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler.
Five hours after the fundraising email went out, the Teabaggers issued an apology.

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Should a Rapist Vote for a Pope?
Just because he got caught...


A US Catholic group has called for an American cardinal accused of covering up
sexual abuse by priests not to take part in electing a new pope, saying he would
taint the new pontiff with the same scandal that dogged Pope Benny the Rat.
As of Tuesday, the group Catholics United had gathered more than 5,000 signatures
against Cardinal Roger Mahony, the pro-rape archbishop of Los Angeles until 2011.
"Please do not bring further scandal to our Church that has already been rocked by
the sex abuse crisis by attending the Papal Conclave. You have been disciplined and
you have lost your ability to have a voice within our Church," said the petition.
The campaign gained momentum when Italy's best-selling magazine Famiglia Cristiana
- "Christian Family" - asked its readers whether Mahony should attend the conclave that
elects a successor to Benedict next month.  The overwhelming answer was "no".
In an interview with Al Jazeera, Vatican journalist Alessandro Speciale said it is up to
Mahony to examine his "conscience" and decide if he wants to participate in the conclave.

The pro-rape cardinal can decide if he wants to help elect a new pro-rape pope?

The new pope HAS to be pro-rape - he's got no other choice.
If the new pope said, "All the guilty priests must resign," they'd have no church.

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 Subject: hedgehogs

They're cute!
We had a family that came to eat off our terrace every summer for several years;
one year they disappeared, then some of them came back for part of last summer.
Not so pleasant hearing them mating in the middle of the night, but still...

It looks like mating would hurt!

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Ashley Judd, closer to running
I think she'd make a fine senator


Ashley Judd’s possible Senate run in Kentucky has been a matter of speculation for months,
with potential challenged incumbents Mitch the Bitch and brainless Rand Paul both weighing in.

The speculation has again begun to heat up, as a few indicators have emerged that Judd is getting
serious about entering politics.  Politico reported Judd’s secret meeting with officials at the
Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee this week.
The site explained:
“Ashley Judd privately met with officials at the DSCC earlier this week, as she continues to weigh
whether to mount a Senate run. The meeting suggests that Judd's chances of getting in are increasing."

Dems: Ashley Judd, please don't run
They want Mitch the Bitch to be their senator f-ing forever


Ashely Judd for US Senate?
The national media may think it’s a swell idea, but Democrats in Kentucky are less than excited
about Ashley Judd becoming their standard bearer in trying to unseat Mitch the Bitch McConnell.

The reason?
They are worried about their own political survival in a state that Mitt Romney won in a landslide.

That doesn't make any sense to me.

California elected a very, very, very stupid man to be their governor - because he was famous.
I suspect Kentuckians are every bit as stupid as Californians.

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Bob Beckel's stupid rape comments
FOX stooge hired to make liberals look stupid

Bob Beckel, liberal stooge on Fox News' "The Five," came under fire Tuesday for
suggesting that rape rarely happened on college campuses.
During a discussion over whether concealed weapons could help prevent sexual assault on campuses,
Beckel asked, "When was the last time you heard about a rape on campus?"
"What are you talking about? It's rampant," co-host Eric Bolling said.

"What are you going to take a gun out and shoot your date?" Beckel responded.

Rape is rampant in at least four places:
On a college campus, in the military, on cruise ships and those Catholic bastards.

If you are raped on a college campus, they tell you to "walk it off."
If you are raped on a military base, they tell you to keep it to yourself.
If you are raped on a cruise ship, you always have the option to fly to Liberia
and rent a Liberian lawyer and gamble with a Liberian jury.
If you are raped by a priest, you are told "It's all part of God's plan."

Why do women tolerate that?

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 Subject: David Sirota

Hi BC,

Do you remember the millions Reagan got for his speech – was it China or Japan?
This speech took place AFTER he left presidency & galloped into the western sun.
I think it was 3 million for ONE speech & the Asians laughed that they had bought a US president.  
Hope you can find the exact country.     
Also Big shot repugs bought Reagan a new home, but the address was 666 & Reagans had number changed. 
Stonehenger Elizabeth

Stonehenger, it was Japan and it was 6 million.
Sirota has always hated Clinton and now he hates Obama - why does he get to speak for us?

Sirota should move to FOX with the other traitors like Bob Beckel and Susan Estrich.

 Subject: David Sirota

"Revolving door corruption” for Hillary to get paid on the lecture circuit?
Hillary received her J.D. at Yale, was First Lady of the United States, served as United States Senator,
and went on to become THE most-traveled Secretary of State in History...
Sarah Palin went to North Idaho College, she came in 3rd in the Miss Alaska contest,
became Mayor of Wasilla, and quit halfway through her 1st term as Governor and was
fired from Fox News for being irrelevant – makes a nice living giving “lectures”.
Somehow Sarah Palin should get paid to give word-salad “lectures”
but its “corrupt” for Hillary Clinton to do so? WHY again, please?

David Sirota doesn't deal in facts or logic.

He just hates everybody, that's his thing.

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Time to free Pot Lifers
...40 years for possessing a joint?


When the Berkeley Barb was busy railing against the Vietnam War, occasionally lefties would
be asked to save a ration of their activist energies to become upset with the fact that some
kindred spirits were being given life sentences for possession of a single marijuana cigarette.
The conservatives were adamant that the hippies in flyover country were getting what they deserved.
Now they wonder if they’d catch the liberals off guard by suggesting that any of those lifers who are
still in prison should be given a pardon and their freedom.

Any kid who was given a life sentence in 1968,  if he or she were 20 years old at the time, will be
turning 65 this year. What conservative wouldn’t be a walking example of schadenfreude in action if the
folks who have been in prison all this time are given a full pardon (and thus save their state the cost of
their incarceration) and face a life of retirement coping with a monthly Social Security check of Zero?

What a barbaric nation we are.

Jailing people for LIFE for having an illegal cigarette?

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 Subject: There is no right wing media. What?

Once more, we are hearing how the far right can't get it's message out because of the "liberal" media.
So, according to the right they have no media outlet.
Apparently then William F. Buckley, David Horowitz, Robert Novak, Ruben Navarrette, Phyllis Schlafly,
Morton Kondracke, Jeff Jacoby, David Limbaugh, Michael Barone, Christopher Hitchens, John Podhoretz,
John Leo, Walter Williams, Rich Lowry, James Lileks, Anne Coulter, Cal Thomas, Victor Davis Hanson,
Charles Krauthammer, Ted Nugent, George Will, Donald Trump, Caitlin Flanagan, Mary O'Grady, Marc
Morano, Glenn Reynolds, Laura Ingraham, Joseph Rago, Mark Steyn, Nick Gillespie, Michael Barone,
 Caroline Baum, Neil Cavuto, Jonah Goldberg, George Will, Erick Erickson, Mark Steyn, Gerard Baker,
ALL the Breitbart people, Matt Drudge, James Taranto, Sean Hannity, David Brooks, Michelle Malkin,
Peggy Noonan, Paul Gigot, Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck and Bill O'Reilly aren't media people. 

None of the newspapers that routinely endorse Republicans are media. 
Talk radio isn't media.  Fox News Channel isn't media.
According to Media Matters, the far right has a clear advantage in actual print media.
So just what are these guys griping about?  Or are they just serial whiners,
they can't admit they don't HAVE a coherent message at all?
It's just nuts.
Keep the hammer flying,

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Remember, rape is tolerated on all cruise ships.

There's a reason why some people don't have kids


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 Subject: her body her choice?

Bart, Cuomo says "Her body her choice."
How is a child her body? Is it also the daddys baby and his body?

When the left hates vouchers so that the poor can become educated they yell really loud.
You and your ilk do that with every issue. It is laughable. Your page is cartoons and
name calling amd you say you have the facts. Where are you keeping them hidden?

Your page is dying because your readers are becoming thinking adults.
I am glad you will soon be joining them.
  Carson, Mayor of Monkeytown

You guys always claim you want less government,
but you also want to control every usterus that exists.

That means you're crazy.

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Bart, that's the opening line from 100 years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez.
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 Subject: fun with photos

Bart, someone sent me the first one so I sent 'em the second :)
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 Bart, that's Sofia Zamolo, a total babe!

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 Subject: Benny and Palin quitters

Hi BArt,
You hit it out of the park, on the Palin the Quitter Equals = Benny the Rat Quitter.
I was thinking the same thing, when the cowardly Pope gave up.

What kind of message do you think that sends, that 'It is fine in our religion to give up'?
I think the real reason he quit, is that God did not care much for Benny... and told him.
And God said..."Quit or else you're toast!"
And Benny quit, and it was good!
See Ya,

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Going to Alaska

Mrs Bart has always wanted to go to Alaska and we thought we'd better go
before I have to drag an oxygen tank behind my wheelchair.

We bought tickets last year but we kept running into reasons why we couldn't go so
we're trying once again to go - and we're Alaska newbies. Astrocat says March is the

best month for aurora viewing and the weather isn't always freezing - hopefully.

I heard Alaska had something called Matanuska Valley Thuderfuck
but I'm a journalist so I can't say it exists because I've never seen any.

Any Bartcop readers in Seward, Whittier, Homer, Wasilla or Anchorage?

And something new we're trying:
Be in the Trip Report!

Kick in for a tank of gas or a few dollars towards a hotel or a ferry ride and your name
(Earl C in Erie, if you like) would be in the sure-to-be-fun Alaska Trip Report.

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that's the lovely Tuesday Weld, one of my early fantasies along with Annette Funicello.
Tuesday was hotter, though.
  James in Billville

Tuesday Weld was hotter than everybody.

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, that's Glasgow Scotland, a very sooty city.
 Mark with no last name

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, that's Joan Crawford with her 1929 Ford Town car.

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 Is it real or is it photoshop?

Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, those are the original crew who founded Microsoft. 
Row 1:  Red-headed geek, Bill Gates, Andrea Lewis, Paul Allen. 
Row 2: Bob O'Rear, Bob Greenburg, Marc McDonald. 
Row 3: Steve Wood, Bob Wallace, Jim Lane. 
Missing is Miriam Lubow.  This was 1978.

That's the staff of Microsoft on December 7, 1978. From left to right:
Top: Steve Wood, Bob Wallace, Jim Lane.
Middle: Bob O'Rear, Bob Greenberg, Marc McDonald, Gordon Letwin.
Bottom: Bill Gates, Andrea Lewis, Marla Wood, Paul Allen.
 Vince C

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