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Tuesday  Feb 26, 2013    Vol 3021 - Lawn-dart good

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Christie NOT Welcome at CPAC
NRA Pres Wife, Son Convicted
Bhabbi Jindal Faces Troubles
Arrow Catholics - Are You Kidding Me?
Arrow Bork: Nixon offered me a bribe
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
Arrow Pre-meth Lindsay Lohan was hot


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"What did the GOP get out of filibustering Hagel? America now knows
  Ted Cruz, 
(R-Cunty) a man who hates commies so much, he's turning Texas blue."
      --  LOLGOP in a tweet

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Christie NOT Welcome at CPAC
It's like they're letting me write their scripts


New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, seen as his party’s last gasp prospect for the White House in 2016,
has not been invited to speak at the annual Nazifest hosted by CPAC.
The list of speakers for the Fest includes the party’s failed 2012 nominee, Mitt Romney, as well as
failed VP hopeful Sarah Palin and a string of current handjobs and "Open the Gates" Sen. Marco Rubio.

 ha ha

I'd say Christie has about a 10-1 shot at beating the Democrat in 2016 and all the others would do worse.
So what does the Just-Shoot-Me party do?
  They DISinvite their last gasp prospect and call on their
biggest recent failures to show the lost party which direction to go. It's absolutely perfect.

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NRA President's Son Convicted Shooter

Temper plus gun equals road rage,

If all goes as expected, David Keene will be elected president of the NRA their board meeting.
One person who presumably will not be attending the event is Keene's son, David Keene,
who was convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison for a 2002 road-rage incident
in which he fired a handgun from his moving vehicle at another car in Virginia.

NRA President's Wife Convicted
But at least she didn't use a gun...

The former administrative director at one of the nation's most prominent conservative organizations
- who is also the ex-wife of the NRA president - pleaded guilty Monday to embezzling hundreds of
thousands of dollars from her employer.

Diana Hubbard Carr kept the books at the Alexandria-based American Conservative Union. She pleaded
to a count of mail fraud in U.S. District Court.  Court documents say she stole $120,000 to $400,000.
The exact amount is a matter of dispute and will be determined at her sentencing Sept. 16, when she
faces up to 20 years in prison.
She is the ex-wife of David Keene, who was elected last month as NRA president.

Damn, is the Keene family related to the Palin family?

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 Subject:  Catholic Priests and sexual abuse

Bart, tou're going waaaay too easy on the bastards,
 John U


You're going waaaay too easy on the bastards.
 Matt M

You're giving them about the right amount of hell.
 Eddy the OK Pillar

You're going way to easy on the bastards,
 Charlie Mac

You made a good point responding to Bruce's note: the ones we _don't_
know about are probably many times greater than the one's we _do_ know
about - so 4-6% could very easily become 25% or more - and that's ok????
Don't let up.

Can anyone truly think that child rape is "not that bad?"  Seriously?
And can anyone truly think that this is the ONLY skeleton in the Catholic closet?  (pun intended)
There's a reason Dan Brown sells so many books.  We all know that they're hiding
more serious shit than anyone suspects.
 John P

I'd say you're about right on this subject, Bart.
Keep swinging for higher pie!
-Brad the Printer in MO

Hit the bastards harder.  My wife's Catholic and I'm having to watch
the mind-fuck they're doing on my son.  I do my best to give him some
logic and reason behind the scenes, but it's hard.  I grew up Methodist
and they didn't start the mind-job until you were older so it was easier
to see through.  This is child abuse of the first order...

You're going waaaay too easy on the bastards.
 John S

I just sent you $100.  It was my personal vote saying that you have been
giving it to those evil bastards about as much as they deserve.
I am the Yank bloke here in Oz.
  Ron from Australia

Only 4-6%? Ok, let's split the diff. That means that if you get
20 priest in a room, one of them is bound to be doing it.
Meanwhile, the other 19 are covering it up.
And that's the problem.

Assuming that "4 to 6%" of priests are guilty of abuse (say 5%) and that
there are 1.5 billion Catholics, the actual number of victims could be staggering.
The question resolves to the actual number of priests involved in abuse.
For example, one thousand priests, each priest abusing 10 victims a year for 25 years,
would result in 250,000 very disturbed people. Since there is evidence that some victims
of sexual abuse often seem induced to engage in abuse when they get older, pedophilia is
sometimes like a contagious disease, a 'gift' that keeps on 'giving.'
---Give 'em hell.  Tax their property!
 Cheers, Jay

I was going to print every reply, as a show of fairness, but I started to sense a pattern,
so I scrolled ahead and saw there were too many to copy and paste so I did a screen grab.

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Bhabbi Jindal Faces Troubles
Louisianans hate the crooked gov in droves


Gov. Bhabbi Jindal faces deepening troubles in his home state even as he dishes out advice
on how the divided GOP can regroup and looks to position himself as a national party front man.

Recent polls suggest that Jindal's once-formidable job performance rating has fallen below
50 percent just over a year after he was re-elected without serious opposition.

"He's got a large number of people in Louisiana who just do not like him," said pollster
Bernie Pinsonat, not usually a Jindal critic.

But a governor seeking national office must find a way to frame his political approach for a
broader audience, and the challenge for a GOP that has lost five of the last six presidential
popular votes is to find someone who satisfies the GOP base, while widening it, too.

The first ingredient, Pinsonat said, is having your own people call you a success, adding:
"If I'm from another state and the guy's not popular in his home state, no matter what he says
after that, I don't know if you hear the rest of it."

They keep calling Bhabbi a "potential GOP presidential contender" as if that could happen.

To paraphrase Sheriff Taggart, "Hell, he's darker than any Obama I ever saw!"

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 Catholics - Are You Kidding Me?
The Brew has an opinion

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 Subject: Profiteering

Are some Republicans in the House and Senate making money
off their well-planned financial market girations?


We're hesitant about cooperating with the President                 Stocks go down immediately.
On second thought, we will cooperate                                       Stocks go up immediately.
But, then again, maybe we wont                                               Stocks go down immediately.
Or, looking at the big picture, maybe we will                            Stocks go up immediately.

And this is repeated with each 3-month "extension"
 Ed in Batesville

We just ran a story - was it about McConnell?
He was worth $4M in 2004 and $24M now?

What did McConnell do "earn" that extra twenty million?
And is that why he's called, "Mitch the Bitch?"

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Janet Jackson Marries Qatari Billionaire
Since she couldn't get her hands on Michael's money...


 Kidnapping foiled by tweets

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There's a reason why some people don't have kids


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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, the classic line is from "Manuscript in a Bottle" by Edgar Allen Poe
  Tom C

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Today's Scary Don't Look Down Picture


Not even for a million dollars...

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Mining Exchange gets Four Diamonds


The owner of the Mining Exchange Hotel said he transformed the 1901 exchange
 to be a 5 Diamond property. But, he’s happy with the 4 Diamond designation, for now.
After a surprise on-site visit one month ago, AAA named the Mining Exchange a
4 Diamond property. Fewer than five percent of nearly 31,000 properties approved
by AAA achieve the 4 Diamond designation.
“Although we designed this property to ultimately be a 5 Diamond property, to get
4 Diamonds right out of the gate, without our spa, permanent fitness center or Gold Room
being open, is very gratifying, ” said Perry Sanders, owner.
The Mining Exchange Hotel has the charm — antique-styled furniture, original crown
molding on its pillars, original tile in the ballroom and the original vault doors — of its
1901 heritage. But, the hotel has very modern rooms with iHome entertainment centers
and ergonomic desk chairs. The original 1901 window casings were restored, but covered
with Mylar glass to keep the rooms little sound-proof.

The soon-to-be 5-Diamond Mining Exchange Hotel in Colorado Springs
will almost certainly host the next Bartfest so start planning for that.
The last BIG Fest we had was in 2006, so we're way overdue.

If there's a God, (why do I torture myself? ) it'll be in late Janury 2014.

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Subject: body found in water tank

Bart, not a Bones episode, it was NCIS, Murder 2.0, season 6, episode 6.

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When Cantor is given a positive "pro-business" rating,
it really means he's very negative towards consumers.

Know your Supermodels


 Subject: Last issue's supermodel     Link

Bart, that supermodel is Manon von Gerkan.

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Bork: Nixon offered me a bribe,
and I took the son of a bitch

The only time they tell the truth is posthumously


Robert Bork says Nixon promised him the next Supreme Court vacancy after Bork complied
with Nixon’s illegal order to fire Watergate special prosecutor Archibald Cox in 1973.

Bork’s recollection of his role in the Nixon Crime Spree is at the center of his slim memoir,
“Raping Justice,” that is being published posthumously. Bork died of meanness in December.

Reagan nominated the crooked Bork to the high court in 1987.
The nomination failed in the Senate by 125 votes.

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Now I'm really starting to worry about you.
You don't recognize Britney Spears?

She was a big singing star in the 00's.
She was in the tabloids and everything.

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Today's Mystery City



Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, that's Stockholm, Sweden.
  Charles in Greenville

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Name the Star AND their Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Hi Bart,
That's a young(ish) Clark Gable standing in front of his 1932 Packard,
the twin six convertible (coupe) model.  I think you like your V12s these days!

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The History Mystery photo yesterday shows Frank Zappa on the Steve Allen show
(aired March 27, 1963 on ABC), demonstrating how the bicycle was a musical instrument. 
He played "Bicycle Concerto" on Patrice "Candy" Zappa's bicycle.    Video
Springboro, OH

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