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Tuesday,  April 9, 2013    Vol 3041 - Two canoes

How can we get the word to Obama?

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Arrow Man-on-Dog to the GOP's Rescue
White Men and Mass Shootings
March Madness is Finally Over
Arrow They Rape Kids in PittsburgH
Arrow Boy, 4, Kills Woman with Gun
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"Why are a bunch of tough, armed men so afraid of a little debate?"
       --  LOLGOP, scolding senate Rethugs for refusing to allow a gun debate or a vote

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In Game Change, they say Palin asked which Korea we sided with.
That's weapons grade stupidity but Sen. Depends picked her, anyway.

I went to Alaska for a week and I didn't
come back with any pictures this good.

Man-on-Dog to the GOP's Rescue
Santorum has just the fix for ailing GOP

Since Ranch Prettyboy introduced the “Growth and Opportunity Project” in mid-March,
the party of Lincoln has proven over and over and over again that it just isn’t ready to change.
The latest example of the GOP being intellectually and politically stuck in the summer of 2012
comes courtesy of Rick Man-on-Dog Santorum. According to Santorum, the GOP's path to
revitalization is not a new round of engagement with women, young voters, and other groups
that delivered a landslide to Obamar. No, Santorum has a different plan for saving the GOP:
defunding Planned Parenthood.
The Raw Story reports that Santorum presented his three-point plan to save the party in a fundraising
email over the weekend: mobilizing “pro-family conservatives,” “refuting the lies and half-truths that
our detractors in the GOP are spreading about us,” and attacking the womens’ health care provider.

You probably can't see me, but here in Tulsa, I'm doing the Victory Dance without pants.
These ignorant cavemen have no idea what they're doing so they're doubling down on lady-hate.

Insulting women and cutting off their health care options?
That HAS to f-ing work, according to the guy who fantasizes about dog sex.

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 Subject: Ken Cuccinelli wants Oral Sex Outlawed

I wonder if it has occurred to Mr. Cuccinelli that he has just
announced to the whole world what his wife doesn't do for him.
 Steven B

Maybe it was her idea...

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White Men and Mass Shootings
  by Gene Lyons


The Washington Post actually ran an Easter Sunday opinion column headlined,
“White men have much to discuss about mass shootings.”
Written by Charlotte and Harriet Childress, the essay argued that something uniquely
wicked about “white male culture” is responsible for tragedies like Newtown, CT.
“Nearly all of the mass shootings in this country in recent years,” the authors assure us,
“not just Newtown, Aurora, Fort Hood, Tucson and Columbine—have been committed by
white men and boys.”
Yes, the Childress sisters actually wrote that, and the editors of the most influential newspaper
in our nation’s capital waved it into print.

They forgot “Beltway snipers” John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo.
They forgot Seung-Hui Cho, a Korean immigrant who killed 32 at Virginia Tech.
They forgot Army Maj. Nidal Hasan, the Fort Hood assassin.

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 Subject: North Korea

I agree with you Bart I am not sure the use of nuclear weapons can be prevented
in a military clash with N. Korea. While they have a large and formidable army
US planes and ships would flatten the country 

N Korea's only option under those circumstances would be to use one of their nukes,
mostly likely targeting S. Korea just because it would be easy to hit. I dont think the little
weeble running N Korea will launch a first nuke strike. His power base seems shaky and
old guard generals still want to stay alive. Its one thing to make bellicose statements about
annihilating your enemy its another to bring on your own annihilation by you enemy.

Keep up the good work.

 Subject: North Korea

My opinion re North Korea is this.  Whenever things start getting bad, food gets short,
work days get long, in North Korea the leadership starts saber rattling and threatening war. 
The population then stops complaining about a lack of food or heat or whatever the heck
North Koreans like.  That being said, if North Korea ever attacked South Korea in any way
other than verbally the border would glow like a watch dial painter for 10,000 years. 

The US would use the small tactical weapons to eradicate the threat.  That's why they
only have 22K people there.  They are basically saying "we don't need a lot of manpower
when we can just turn you into blackened kimchi at our whim."

Kim Jong Il knows that.  And even though he is bat shit crazy, he's not suicidal.
 T the Master Sergeant

Screaming, "Fuck you - come GET me!" at the US military isn't suicidal?

I saw some over-the-border footage of North Korea lately.
It showed an entire forest cut down, which isn't unusual,
but they said they cut the trees down so North Koreans could
eat the bark and tree roots because they're f-ing starving there.

I know - Obama could order 10,000 small helium balloons and
attached a loaf of bread to each of them and send them northward.

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THIS is why America is bankrupt.
Why is Obama talking about cutting Social Security?
To please The Bitch and The Boner?

When will he learn?

They Rape Kids in PittsburgH
Victim was 10 during alleged priest abuse


The Pittsburgh Diocese has reported another allegation of clergy sex abuse.
Parishioners at St. James Church received a letter from the diocese about the allegation,
which is said to have occurred between 1981 and 1985.  Mike Ference, a local advocate
for victims of sex abuse by priests, said the victim is a man in his 40s who recently died.

The man's family said the victim divulged detailed accounts just before he died. 
The abuse began when the victim was 10.   The family said the raping priest was
Rev. John J. Wellinger, who died in 2011.

Well, good thing they waited until everyone was dead to bring it up.

And what was the letter for?
To warn everyone that the child molester was dead?

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 Subject: North Korea - I beg to differ


So, you’re going to swallow the same kind of bullshit you swallowed
when Bush warned about Iraq’s WoMD, and when Reagan tried to panic
the nation with threats of Sandinista tank columns rolling north in America.

You're saying Obama and Hagel are lying about North Korea?
Tell me, who do you trust on foreign affairs?

Unless you have your own army of clandestine agents around the world,
you're going to have to trust somebody so I wonder who that is?

I agree with you on many things, but not with your eagerness to swallow crap.

ha ha
It goes without saying that you're right and I'm "another Cheney."

You act as though every American life is sacred,

What is that supposed to mean?
Yes, I'm for fewer American dead.

...yet Americans kill more Americans every year through violent acts and asshole driving
than Korea could ever manage in a year of war against you (yes, I pulled that out of my ass.)
 John F

You're saying North Korea's 200,000 soldiers (and whatever nukes they
could manage to explode) pose no threat?

Do you know anyone who's famous that agrees with you?

Let's sum this up: You didn't trust Reagan or the Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld cabal
and Obama is lying and I'm a gullible fool.

IF you believe Bush and Obama mislead Americans equally,
how can you possibly be interested in politics?

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March Madness is Finally Over
Can we have our TV back now?


CBS has most of the shows worth watching, so what do they do?

They turn off their schedule for a month so they can give the crooked NCAA
hundreds of millions of dollars for the "priviledge" of broadcasting the world's
most boring sport - grown men in short pants trying to deposit a ball in a basket.

They should put super-boring sports - basketball, curling, soccer- on their own
damn channel
so normal Americans can bypass the mass borefest and watch
the shows CBS has been begging us to watch all season.

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 Subject: Re: Ted Rall's Cartoon

Bart, you said Ted Rall missed the point by using the term "killing foreigners" rather than "Killing terrorists."
Actually you seemed to have missed the point. The only way most of the people killed can be considered terrorists
is because the United States automatically classifies anyone killed by a drone as a "terrorist." It's saves the trouble
of having to prove anything. Are all the children that are killed by drones terrorists?

You're starting from the premise that our military is guilty.
That tells me a debate with you would probably end in a stalemate.

When you ask if "all" kids we kill are terrorists, you imply that our military enjoys killing kids and that
children are usually safe during times of war - except when the kid-targeting Americans are involved.

You also seem to be saying that there are no "terrorists," that's it's just
Obama and our military out to have some fun at Darkie's expense.
I'm guessing you're a "self-defense is bad" liberal.

You agree with Ted - I don't.

 Subject: Def Sec Hagel says NK has nukes

Bart,  Gee, Def Sec Rumsfeld said Saddam had nukes.
I suppose you believed him, too.
 Richard M

So it's like that, is it?
Since Rummy lied, that means Hagel is a liar?

Sec Defs are liars?

All presidents lie to the same degree?

You just left Bush off the hook.

I think Obama is much more honest than Bush.
You can disagree with me on that all day.

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 Subject: Michelle Shocked

Bart, Michelle Shocked is crazy.  A friend of mine interviewed her
for a radio show a couple of years ago and told me it was the weirdest
interview he'd ever done.  She was just not really coherent and didn't
make sense.  Didn't seem drug induced, she's just crazy.
Carol B

Howard Stern opined that maybe that's what makes a good songwriter.
You talk in riddles without saying anything specific so people make up their
own ideas about what you might've meant - kinda like Obama's 2008 campaign  :)

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Boy, 4, Kills Woman with Gun
Blame the shooter, not the gun


A 4-year-old boy grabbed a loaded gun at a family cookout and accidentally shot
and killed the wife of a Tennessee sheriff's deputy.
Deputy Daniel Fanning on Saturday was showing his weapons to a relative in a bedroom
of his home when the toddler came in and picked up a gun off the bed. The weapon
discharged, hitting 48-year-old Josephine Fanning. She was pronounced dead at the scene.
Bryan says the shooting was a terrible accident and that within seconds of Fanning placing
the gun on the bed, the toddler picked it up.

A tragedy, but how could the deputy be that stupid?
Should the deputy do time for negligence?
What part of mixing guns and kids did he not get?

Plus, that four-year old now grows up with the knowledge that he killed someone.

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 Subject: Alaska

Hi Bart,
I’ve been meaning to tell you how much I enjoyed your Alaskan trip report! 
I forwarded it to a friend of mine who had driven up there with me. 
Brought back such great memories.  What a beautiful land it is, eh? 
So glad you had a nice time.  Thank you for all the beautiful work you
put into sharing such things with us! … not to mention your daily work
to keep us politically apprised!
  Debbie from Milwaukee

 Debbie, that was nice - thanks.

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Her version of “We’ll Be Together Again” with Ben Webster playing the
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Geoff in Montana

Bart, it's Lady Day, Billie Holiday
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Jordan's the best!
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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart, that's Jacksonville Florida; circa 1920.
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Bart, that's a 1960 Chrysler Imperial Crown convertible.
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Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Michael Shermer, author of The Skeptical Manifesto.
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