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Thursday,  April 11, 2013    Vol 3043 - Did I assassinate your penguin?

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so she added some and made it acceptable.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Obama' Gun-sensing Drones
Meghan McCain vs Ann Coulter
Bartcop Screws Up
Arrow They Rape Kids in Ireland
Arrow Thatcher, Petty in Death
Arrow Amazon Helps Tequila Treehouse
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"We're in deep doo-doo."
       --  Cheney, taliing about the North Korea mess    Link

 And WHY are we in deep shit with North Korea?
 Because your Monkey threatened them when they weren't a problem and they nuked up.

 That happened on YOUR watch, Asshole.

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Obama has Gun-sensing Drones in the sky
Big Black Brother knows if you're carrying a gun

SFW, seriously

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 Subject:  US in 1945 and N. Korea today

DanD’s note comparing the US nuking of Japan and the Korean situation today is silly.

The projected Allied casualties for a land invasion of Japan was over one million. 
I say Allied but I doubt many French, English or Russian troops would have perished. 
Never mind that Japan had a 3 million man army on the main island.  Given their resolve
to die for the emperor I’d write off at least 2.5 million of them and they also had a sizeable
civilian militia .  Months of saturation bombing as a prelude to invasion would probably have
killed another million civilians.  Also remember what happened on Saipan where civilians
committed suicide rather than surrender because their crazy leader told them they should.

May there never be a need for another A-bomb, but the 2 that have been used in war so far
have saved millions of lives, both Japanese and American.
  Steve in Maryland

 Subject: North Korea nukes

Anyone who thinks we had that war in the bag and that we didn't need to drop our 2 Nukes
on japan have not studied the battles of Iwo Jima and (more importantly) Okinawa. Okinawa
was a preview of what invading Japan was going to be like. Read some books about how
horrible that battle was and THEN multiply it by 100. When they estimate that we would
have suffered 1 million casualties, they weren't kidding. We basically would have had to kill
every person in Japan to win and our losses would have been horrific. I hate to stay it but
dropping those 2 bombs was better for everyone involved.
 Russ M

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Meghan McCain vs Ann Coulter
Maybe this civil war needs real guns?


Neghan McCain condemned Ann Coulter on Thursday after the nasty slut (Coulter)
joked about Meghan being murdered in a recent column.

Coulter, the She-Nazi from Berlin,, made the joke in a piece on Wednesday:

Obama has been draping himself in families of the children murdered in Newtown.  MSNBC's
Martin Bashir suggested that Republican senators need to have a member of their families killed
for them to support the Democrats' gun proposals. (Let's start with Meghan McCain!)

Fox Nation, which excerpted Coulter's piece, appeared to have deleted its story.

ha ha

They're trying to wrest control of the GOP from the crazies.

Good luck with that, guys!

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 Subject: Ted Rall, Foreigners vs Terrorists, and Bill in TN

 You keep saying "terrorists build more airplane bombs". 
 I don't see airplane bombs being the problem, you do.
 Can you explain that?
    Paul in Boca

   I can't tell if you're being serious.
  Have you been to an American airport in the last 12 years?
  What do you think "remove your shoes, remove your belt" is about?

  You can't take more than 3 ounces of liquid on a plane, I assume,
  because it would take 8 ounces of explosive to bring down a big jet.
   There there's Pan Am Flight 103
   There there's Fredo the Shoe Bomber
  Do my readers think I'm making this stuff up?

  We know you're lying, Bart

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They Rape Kids in Ireland
Vatican "investigates" 7 priest rapists  (wink wink)


The Vatican is investigating seven priests from the troubled Legion of Christ religious order
for alleged sexual abuse of minors – evidence that the scandal over the order's pedophile founder
doesn't rest solely with him, The Whore AP has learned.

Two other Legion priests are being investigated for alleged sacramental violations,
believed to involve abusing spiritual direction and other pastoral care to have
inappropriate sexual relations with women.

The investigations mark the first known Vatican action against Legion priests following the
revelations of the Legion's founder, who was long held up as a model by the Vatican
despite credible accusations – later proven – that he was a drug addict who raped and
molested his seminarians.

Tha Catholic Church is the largest cesspool of rapists in the world and nobody does anything about it.

They just let them rape and rape until they die of old age.

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 Subject: North Korea

There is a question I can't seem to find the answer to and was hoping you
and your audience of experts might be able to help.

What, exactly, is it that Kim Jong Un wants?
What is the US, or anyone else, not giving him or his country?
What does he want the rest of the world to start or stop doing?

If he just wants to start a war for no good reason,
shouldn't the United States Iraq debacle dissuade him?

If you happen to have some sort of explanation in something resembling coherent terms,
let me know. If not, would you mind posting this question on your "cool dude supreme"
website and seeing if one of your readers might shed some light on it.

I think N Korea had a food-for-no-nukes deal with Clinton. Then Bush did his
Yosemite Sam impression and N Korea got nervous and re-started their nuclear program.
Who knows more about what Kim Jong Dung wants?

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 Subject: North Korea and Iran vs propaganda


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Thatcher, Petty in Death
Disinvite this bitch from my funeral


Of the 2,000 invitees to Margaret Thatcher's funeral, one glaring omission stands out.
Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner has been left off the list, thanks to
continued soreness over the Falklands war, and the objections of Thatcher's family.
After highlights from the list of invited heads of state, high-profile officials and other names w
ere released Thursday, Downing Street confirmed Fernandez's absence was deliberate.

The funeral plans involve the fanfare of a war hero's sendoff: More than 700 members of
the armed forces will be involved in the service celebrating Thatcher's Falklands War successes.

This will be a "theme" funeral, they say, celebrating her "great success" in beating up Argentina.
I guess we're lucky Reagan's funeral didn't have a "I kicked Nutmeg's ass" theme.

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 Subject: Drones

Dear Bart,
What is it with you and this obsession with airplane bomb makers
from Al Queda that we are taking out with drones ?

No obsession, it was in the news and the subject makes people so angry
they're not able to answer very short, very simple questions about it.

Jeez....when was the last time we had to confront airplane bomb makers ?
That was the cargo packages from Yemen about 3 years ago that went nowhere
(and in fact some European intelligence agencies discounted the seriousness of the threat).

Have you been to an airport lately?
Airplane bombs are taken so seriously, you can be arrested for saying those two words.

What is more important is that we are killing all kinds of people that really
don't have all that much to do with that Holy Grail....the Terrorist Threat.
Collateral damage all over the place. Doesn't seem like a a policy that is
earning us any Brownie points.

Clearly you're angry, but why be angry with me?
I don't want anyone to die, but that happens in the real world.

We conducted an aerial war in Vietnam that really killed alot of innocents,
and of course really pissed off people in the countryside. And now we're
making the same mistake. Indiscriminate killing pisses people off.
And we are reaping the benefits of that misguided policy.
  Albie in Costa Rica

But why be angry with me?
I point out that we currently seem to have three options in dealing with this "threat."
If you're saying you wish we had more options, me too - but why get angry with me?

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Subject: Accidental Racist

Hey bart,

With all this horseshit going around about Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's song
"Accidental Racist"  didn't Sly and the Family Stone do a much better version
with "Don't call me nigger, whitey.  Don't call me whitey, nigger"?

Sly had much better lyrics, much better music, and much more to the point.
 Eric X

I am not familiar with that Sly song.

If a country artist and a hip-hop artist want to get together and do a song,
why should people have a problem with them saying, "I'm cool if you are?"

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Should we do something this year for Cinco de Mayo?

Maybe meet at Tommy's for some shots?

Know your Celebrity Mansions


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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart--That is the opening of Babbitt, by Sinclair Lewis, 1922.
  JimB Sheridan OR


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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Could that be Carey Mulligan? 
That's a fairly mind-blowing shot, whoever it is.  Unique.
 Johnny outside Dallas

I knew that would be a tough one.
It's actually Nina Dobrev of "Vampire Diaries" with different hair.


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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Elevated train tracks? 
I'll take a wild ass guess - Chicago?
 Sooz from close

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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Bart, 1963 Pontiac Bonneville?
 Bruce in NM

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Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, that's Kurt Cobain, possibly after they played a gig at Gabe's in Iowa City.
  Joe L

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Thanks, Bart.
Hope you enjoyed your trip to Alaska.

I'm beginning to wonder
what the republicans have on Obama...
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LT, thanks for that.  Alaska was great!

Your envelope was the only thing in my mailbox this week.
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