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Thursday     Feb. 21, 2002             Send Me an Angel               Recent old stuff           Shopping w/ Bart


 I was right - the vulgar Pigboy changed his graphic after he read bartcop.com

 Swear to Koresh, earlier today, that graphic read, "Will gold break $1000?"
 (I have it at the house, will run tomoro)

 But now, it reads :

 ha ha

 We got the vulgar Pigboy squirming on the hook, dancing to our tune.

 Once I pointed out that Barrick and the BFEE are starting their gold rape,
 Pigboy backed off from $1000 to $300, then $500 to help Smirk get away with it.

 Squirm, Pigboy, squirm!

 ha ha

 Your time is coming, Rush.


"I'm going to get a bumper sticker for my limo that says,
  'My cat needs special food for his urinary infection.'"
          -- possibly the most vulgar thing the Pigboy has ever said

 I didn't hear Tuesday's show, but he opened Wednesday by ridiculing the mother
 of a girl killed by a drunk driver. The mother put a bumper sticker on her car that read,
 "My daughter was killed by a drunk driver," and Pigboy thought that was HILARIOUS!

 He spent the entire first segment ridiculing that poor lady.
 He said if that's the way people communicate these days, he wants in on the bandwagon.

 He said he was flooded with angry callers that he couldn't put on the air
 because they were screaming "you mother-effing prick" at him in fits of rage.

 ...but he's the darling of the religious ditto-monkeys.

 He's using "talent on loan from God" to deepen that woman's misery.
 Rush Limbaugh is the most heartless Republican bastard in America, ...probably.

 Laura Bush: pretzel size matters

 Click  Here

 That was the message forcefully communicated by first lady Pickles Bush
 on American television this week, when she produced a large, hard pretzel
 of the kind that rendered her husband briefly unconscious last month.
 "It isn't really a sissy pretzel," Pickles told Jay Leno.

 Koresh knows it takes a super-smart, manly pretzel to outwit the razor-sharp Bush boy

From: steve@gomusic1.com

To: George.Stephanopoulos@abc.com

Subject: How can you look in the mirror?

George...you have become a whore.

I am so disappointed.  I came to know you through The War Room.
I admired your intelligence, your passion, what seemed to be your committment
to populist politics, a government that was focused on the people instead of the rich.

Now, you hold your tongue.  You don't ask the questions that must be in your head.
You are aiding and abetting the most corrupt administration in a hundred years.
I am so sad for you...and for all of us.

Steve Warren

That's why that slug is known as Judas Maximus.

Office of Strategic Mendacity
   by Maureen Dowd

  Click  Here

Calling Ari Fleischer "a great evasive bore," Michael Kinsley wrote: "Fleischer speaks a sort of imperial court
English, in which any question, no matter how specific, is parried with general assurances that the emperor is
keenly aware and deeply concerned and firmly resolved and infallibly right and the people are fully supportive
and further information should be sought elsewhere."

Our cause is just. So why not just tell the truth?

Poor Maureen.
She wants to write lies about Hillary sooooo badly, but Hillary's not making any news or any mistakes
 ...and MoDo's too damn lazy to fabricate stuff from whole cloth like she did in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99 and 2000
Reluctantly, she has to write about the Boy King and it's killing her.

 Stroke Me, Stroke me

 "Tom Daschle has harmed American families a lot worse than Ken Lay."
   -- the poor, sick bastard, third hour yesterday

 Corporate Utopianism
   by  Gene Lyons

  Click  Here

 Having learned nothing from the fiscal meltdown caused by "deregulation"
 of savings and loan banks twenty years ago, supposedly conservative Republican
 ideologues continue to espouse what's actually a form of radical corporate utopianism.
 Based upon a near-religious faith in the sacramental power of money, GOP dogma
 holds that hyper-rich corporate executives and board members are free of what
 traditional theology calls original sin, and above temptation.


 Damn, when was the last time you visited  mediawhoresonline.com?

 The site that set out to bring the media to their knees
 - but found they were already there.

 ha ha

 Wish I'd written that.
 Mediawhoresonline.com  is one of the smartest sites on the web.

Bush goes to China

When Usurper goes to China, will he use "evil" to describe China's repressive regime?

Of course not.

Instead, the Media Whores will gush over Bush's "tough talk" and "big stick" in North Korea.
You'll hear all about how he "means what he says," and how they were reminded of Reagan's
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."

But when it comes to the glaring inconsistencies in Chimp's treatment of China's evils
- the most newsworthy aspect of the entire trip - you'll hear only chirping crickets.

Gee, I wonder if China's getting the kid glove treatment because Smirk's uncle,
Poppy's brother, was appointed China Business Czar, or whatever that post is called.

If the Bush Family Evil Empire is making big bucks,  screw the slant-eyed nobodies.
As long as the Bush Family Evil Empire gets theirs...

  Ladies and Gentlemen...

 A very rare EIB/bartcop.com  co-production

     He took the graphic down - to prevent the collaboration?

 If you go to the vulgar Pigboy's website and click his whore graphic, it flashes:

 "Will Gold Surpass $1000.00?"

 Trust Rush on this one.

 The answer is yes!

 The Bush Family Evil Empire are in bed with Barrick Mining, which owns 51 percent
 of the gold drilling rights or leases to the mines - something,- if I had a staff that info would
 already be filed in your mental C-drive, but it's something like that and a bunch of gold miners
 were buried alive by Bush buddy Barrick. When  Greg Palast  wrote about this,  Barrick sued his
 newspaper in London AND WON because over there you don't have to prove malice to win a civil suit.

 That means if you print the truth you can be found guilty!

 So, what have we established?

 Barrick is in the Bush Family Evil Empire, and they have cornered the market on gold.

 So the Bush family Evil Empire control:

The flow of oil to the western hamisphere.
The price of gold - worldwide.
The treasury of the United States.
The military of the United States.
The Supreme Court of the United States.
The Constitution of the United States.
The United States TV networks and mainstream press.
With Enron bankrupt, who gets SoCal's fresh water rights? The BFEE?

 ...and that's just for starters.

 For the future as far as we can see, we're living under Ashcroft's martial law.
 One of Bush's oil buddies turns renegade and we lose all our rights?

 Good God, let's hope I'm one hundred percent wrong.

 Let's hope the facts don't ads up like they seem to.

 Let's hope our eyes are lying.

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Bush peers into 'evil' North Korea

In the distance on the North Korean side U.S. military personnel pointed out
a "peace museum" complete with a painted white dove on the roof.

Inside are reported to be two axes used by North Korean soldiers
to bludgeon to death two U.S. soldiers in the mid-1970s.

"Did you hear that," Bush said shaking his head in disbelief.
"No wonder I think they're evil."

 Can you believe that?
"No wonder I think that?"

 Who knows what passes for thought in Bush's crooked pea-brain?

If at first you don't succeed...
  by Julie Hiatt Steele

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You remember Bittman -- sometimes called "Bulldog" -- sidekick of the OIC infamous Jackie Bennett.
It was this dynamic duo who promised, then once they had what they wanted, withdrew their February
1998 promise of immunity for Monica Lewinsky.  The result was one of my favorite OIC quotes,
from Jackie Bennett:

"To immunize Lewinsky with only a proffer, without an interview,
  would almost be grounds for malpractice."

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 Why is Osama bin Laden still free?
  Was it always in the script?

 If Clinton was negligent/asleep/didn't care enough to capture him two years ago,
 why isn't Bush negligent/asleep/doesn't care enough AFTER 9/11?

 I'm going to keep hammering on this until a ditto-monkey gives me an answer.
 When you hear a ditt start ragging on Clinton - ask him that.

 The phoney liar will either change the subject or start screaming "Monica."


 Julie is back online

 Write to Julie at   PO Box 1351, Virginia Beach, VA 23451

 E-mail to Julie, use juliehiattsteele@bartcop.com

 PayPal to Julie, Click  Here  -> 

 ...and if you hear from her,  me.

 By the way, the vulgar Pigboy AGAIN brought up the long-discredited lie about
 Clinton trashing the White House as though it was a real thing that actually happened.

 Too bad there's no liberal radio in America.
 It'd straighten out that lying piece of crap.

Check today's 

From: essexfranklin@muchomail.com

Subject: Enron and Global Crossing

My oh my Bartcop,

It looks as if both Enron and Global Crossing situations are backfiring against your side.
More disastrous information is about to break.
Fascinating to watch Daschle squirm and Carville rant like a madman.

Essex Franklin

You're bluffing.
I say we put everyone under oath, including Oil and Vice Oil,  and if it can be proven
a vote was cast or a policy was implemented because of Enron cash we jail the bastards.

It's that simple.

TV Sweep weeks are underway
 That means it's fund-raising time here at  bartcop.com

 Hang on, they're almost over.

 But didn't we get screwed this sweeps?

 We got NOTHING but the Olympics and the Janet Jackson concert.
 (review forthcoming as soon as I calm down)

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From: Jim

Subject: Sign of the times


I was driving around town and noticed at an intersection a homeless person.
A female, holding a sign saying she was hungry and willing to work for food.

You or your readers may ask, Why is this a big deal?
In Central Florida, there hasnt been a homeless person begging for work/food since the Reagan/Bush error.

They all but phased out during the prosperity of Clinton,
but here we are a year into Bush II and they are showing up again.

Just a thought from an average Joe who still feels ripped off from the last election.


 Happy Birthday to...

  J. Trench Hewitt is 23           Poppy Coles is 30

 Also born today:  Erma Bombeck (1927)  Mary Chapin Carpenter (1958)  Kelsey Grammer (1955)
 David Geffen (1943) Why is he so hated?   Sam Peckinpah (1925) (snort)  C.S.I.'s Gil Grissom (1953)
 Alan Rickman (1946) who I'm lobbying to play the bad guy in The BartCop Movie

 True or False?

 Cruise, Tom
 Oh, definitely not a Friend Of Dorothy. Why would you ever think such a thing?
 No, certainly not. And he definitely doesn't force his gay lovers to sign lengthy non-disclosure
 contracts before he gets involved with them; that's just a vile, untrue rumor started to bring shame
 on this quite emphatically heterosexual movie star.
 Certainly not someone who has and enjoys sex with lots of men.

 $cientologist. Vain & arrogant. Never graduated from high school.
 Acted badly towards Nicole Kidman during their break-up, which was caused partially by
 his insistence on raising the kids $cientologist (she wanted them raised Catholic) and partially
 because of her pregnancy, which may have been his and may have been Ewan McGregor's.
 Broke up with Nicole via his representatives.   (Cruise, you swine)

 ha ha

 But boy, he can sure act!!!

From: steve@gomusic1.com

Subject: A Big Question 

Answer me this....when Payne Stewart's personal jet did not respond to radio calls
and veered off course, an F16 was flying beside it within 25 minutes.

Yet when FOUR passenger jets stopped responding to radio calls and went off course,
about a 2 and a half hour episode from start to finish,  NO military jets were scrambled.

Why is that?

Steve Warren

Steve, if we had a free press in America, that question might get asked.
But Rove/Cheney/BFEE don't want that question asked or answered.

"You people just don't need to worry about 9-11.
  The president told you to go on with your lives.
  Pursuing this question is treason of the highest order.

  Get a secret torture room ready for this Steve guy.
  He's al Qaeda - I can smell it!

  Just never-you-mind why we didn't stop those jets.
  Your rightfully-elected government is here to help."

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