"We knew all we needed to know about Bill Clinton
from his willingness to award himself a mulligan when his
ball failed to take the desired path. In golf, fraud quickly becomes apparent." --Thomas J. Bray, ditto-monkey
and Clinton hater
Actually, the vulgar Pigboy said it first.
And why did we have to impeach Clinton over a mulligan?
Just finished reading your article on Emperor
Bush's plans to convert the Department
of Defense into his own personal whuppin' stick
to use against nations he doesn't like.
So the U.S. military "must stand ready to head
for any continent that's home to 'tyrants,'
every country where 'human liberty' is being
denied, any nation that is not 'free and open.'"
Hmmmmm....
Would "Tyrants" include a president whose administration
operates in secret,
systematically lies to the public, and believes
it is immune from legislative oversight?
Is "human liberty" denied when the justice department
can declare an American citizen
an enemy combatant, thereby stripping him of
his civil rights?
Is a country "free and open" when it's Supreme
Court suspends the constitutional procedures
for settling disputed elections and appoints
the presidential candidate they prefer?
What's that?
Wait... gotta run, I think I hear a Blackhawk
sortie coming my way...
Joe
Unka Dick,
we're not in any trouble, are we? They know
we gave out Cipro before the anthrax hit. Are we
going to catch hell for knowing in advance? Will the
press ask us any questions about how we knew?
ha ha
Why you
laughing, Unka Dick? Did I say
something funny?
Remember after the Gulf War, the White House was crowing about
all the Kuwaiti
children who were being named "George Bush?" Now that Kuwait
hates us again,
(forgetting that we handed their country back to them) I wonder
how all those
twelve year old George Bushes are getting along at school?
Think they're getting the Tyson treatment every day?
Subject: "Let's Roll"
Two objections.
1."Let's roll" belonged to the truckers and the
drinkers first.
I have no argument there, it could very well be the case.
Was Todd Beamer a trucker?
2.You think it's okay for our air force flyboys
to write it on their planes
and that's what offends me. WHERE
WERE THEY?
When Beamer's plane needed a jet escort,
where was our air force?
Your anger is mis-focused.
Our flyboys were FOLLOWING ORDERS on September 11th.
They don't take off "when it feels right."
They don't take off "when they think they smell trouble."
They don't take off "when they think they're needed."
They take off (in this case) when the Commander in Chief tells
them to.
So I don't mind if a trucker in a bar uses it.
It was his first and I hope he knows how much
more there is to it now.
But on a plane that failed utterly in its mission?
Oh, you bet that skeaves me.
Nobody in our air force has the right to use
those words. Not one of them.
Abigail Quart
OK, so we disagree.
I think it's OK to use that phrase when offering to sacrifice your
life,
which is what our pilots do everytime they fly over hostile territory.
You speak English because brave men gave their lives before you were
born.
Even if you're the queen of the doves, please show a little respect.
Be
still, my heart
I just called the Corn Kings in Bixby, Oklahoma and asked
when the first crop would be in.
She told me they have a new strain of corn!
You see, they get these agri-wizards from Oklahoma State to cross-pollinate
the best-tasting
and best-looking and biggest ears of corn and produce an entire
genus of sweet corn!
Last year, they took the mas finaSilver Queen and
crossed it with something
and developed the mui mas finaSilver King.
MMmmmmmm, boy! It's the Chinaco of fine, luxury corn.
And now those agri-wizards have come up with another new strain?
It's called Temptation, and it's bi-colored.
Yes, it's half white and half yellow, similar to last year's
extra-tasty Calico.
MMMmmmmm, boy, I love that Calico
Ayyyiiiiiii
Get it away!
...and the first crop is due in June 21!
Woo Hoo!
We're nine days from fresh corn!
Woo Hoo!
Bart:
I yield to no man in my disrespect for W. However,
there is a chance he
didn't know about many of these things. (I hope
we find out he did, but....).
How could that be? The same way they didn't wake
up Reagan when they were bombing Tripoli,
or whatever that action by our Air Force was
over there, at the 'line of doom,' the Bay of Basra.
Cheney/Rumsfeld/Perle/Wolfowitz would be the guys
who had to know. The dozin' dauphin
pretender wouldn't need to know much, and they
would intentionally keep him in the dark on
some things, for his and their own good, not
trusting his lying skills or ability not to let something slip.
Dollars to doughnuts old man Bush knows as much
or more than his namesake about all these matters.
W may have had absolutely no knowledge even thatCIPROwas
being given the White House
mailroom personnel (and I heard Cheney got it
as well).
That caveat aside, I do agree that these things
surely indicate SOMEONE'S knowledge aforehand.
...phil
Subject:Rush
doesn't admit what a coward he is
"The amount of material, knowledge, and education,
in the archives from this
program on this website is one of the world's
best-kept secrets." --Rush Limbaugh
Yes, if only there were some way to ACCESS
those archives--the way any visitor to your
website can go back to your past editions,
BartCop. Rush should be ashamed of himself.
He's living in a fantasy world where a
coward is a hero.
Excerpt: A study of ABC World News Tonight, CBS
Evening News and NBC Nightly News
in the year 2001 shows that 92 percent
of all U.S. sources interviewed were white,
85 percent were male and, where party affiliation
was identifiable, 75 percent were Republican.
To say this poll is flawed would be to say ALL polls by
those three are flawed.
Doesn't that mean this IS the proof that fella was asking about
a few days ago?
Excerpt: The authoritarian impulse of the White
House Republicans is showing. In their ongoing
campaign to discourage dissent and squelch
investigation, they’ve employed not only
distraction but also, increasingly, the
manipulation of public fear.
Excerpt: "Sound leadership means respecting and building
on America's democratic strengths,
not emphasising America's vulnerability
to justify the undercutting of its traditions.
Too much of what Mr Bush and his officials
say, including the al-Muhajir case,
looks politically-driven, partly by a belatedly
rising tide of domestic criticism,
partly by a rightwing agenda. Too much
of what they do lacks perspective.
When fear usurps reason and becomes the
ruling principle of governance, terrorism wins."
They read it in Phuket.
They read it in Ha Long Bay.
They read it in Bald Knob, Arkansas while they eat their chocolate
pie
...bartcop.com
Bart, you said:
>...and you don't even own a gun, do you?
I'm not offended.
But do you really think we should all be
arming ourselves?
Or was this tongue-in-cheek?
M.
M, I can't imagine anybody not having a gun in their house.
(People with small children need to be extra careful.)
I am NOT recommending any kind of armed insurrection against the
USA.
Nooooooooooooooooooo, Sirrrrree, Bob.
Bush and Ashcroft are doing a good job under terrible pressure.
I'm saying we should all have guns for when some bad guys try
to break in.
What do non-gun owners do when they hear a noise at their door?
Call a cop?
Pray?
ha ha Are you kidding?
People don't need AK-47s and armor-piercing bullets or Bob Dole's
untagged dynamite.
A Glock can fire 14 rounds in five seconds. That and a shotgun
ought to solve most problems.
But these NRA loons want to allow Koresh-style private armories
to be legal, and that's crazy.
But a Glock and a shotgun are essential when your two teenage
daughters are asleep
and six hopped-up hoodlums are prying open your back door.
Koresh!
You mean you people would rather ask the cops "to hurry" than
make the punks eat lead?
Remind me not to let my daughters stay overnite at your house
:)
Sidebar: This could be geography-based.
Maybe 400 people living in a cramped
NY brownstone don't all need to have guns.
If, in New York, cops are on every
corner and your neighbors are the type to respond to screams,
you might not need guns, but in Oklahoma,
a man defends his family and property.
I wouldn't live in a city or a state that didn't allow gun ownership.
Are you starting to get Vegas Fever yet?
Random
Vegas Report 01
There's a newsgroup called alt.vacation.las-vegas
where people publish their trip reports.
Excerpt: Bellagio, three nights, comped thru
Wagerworks, got a lake view room by bribing the check-in girl $20.
Mon Ami Gabi at Paris: a very
nice surprise. I ate almost everything on my plate despite having
eaten
the Bellagio breakfast buffet just hours
before. Friendly if a little confused service. Highly recommended.
Wayne Newton: The guy has
totally lost his voice, and overcompensates with a LOUD (and obnoxious)
orchestra. A quintessential Vegas
experience, but a fading one. Recommended, with reservation.
I'll run some of these now & then to get your mouth watering.
Excerpt: Fogg said he is in possession of an April
16 2002 email, written by
a US Army GS-14 manager, that openly describes
an African
American woman Information Assurance (IA)
officer as a “Tar-baby”.
The target of the epithet holds a Ph.D.
in Systems Engineering.
The scientist in question is Dr. Clara Denise
West, a single mother of two
who has earned four degrees, including
the doctorate. “It’s been hard and
it’s embarrassing,” she told (this magazine)
“because no matter what I do
from here on in, I will always be labeled
as the Tar Baby Lady.”
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Subject: Jennifer
Liberto's phone number
Bartcop,
I think you should remove Jennifer Liberto's
phone number from your site. Here's why.
1. It does no good...MWO and other sites have
already published alternate contact info.
Not sure what that means.
2. It has the potential to do a world of harm...look
at the right-wing letters attacking
Aaron Brown when MWO suggested
supporting him.
If there's potential for harm, then
Liberto/Salon should've played by the rules.
3. It's using the right's tactics when they're
not necessary. The Freepers do this kind of thing a lot.
Would
it be OK if I decided what's "necessary" in this case?
For those reasons, please remove her phone number
from your site.
TEd
TEd,
I hear what you're saying, I just disagree.
(I took the number down because it's disconnected.)
Perhaps you're not aware of what the facts are in this case.
This isn't mean ol' Bart against helpless little Jennifer Liberto.
Salon.com
sent a scheming female operative into my camp to try
to get close to me she could deliver damaging information to Salon
that would perhaps hurt Joe Conason, MWO and bartcop.com.
Go ahead, ...tell me that didn't happen.
That unfair, back-stabbing hate rant didn't fall on Salon's page by
accident.
Liberto was sent by Salon. She was HIRED by them to ferret (or weasel) out
this "big expose'."
They could've sent a man.
They could've sent an honest, above board female
writer, too.
But no, Salon wanted to find some DIRT
on us, so they found somebody who would jack her skirt up and bat her eyes at
ol' BartCop, sniffing up some trouble.
Instead of sending a real journalist, they
sent Jennifer Liberto!
"I'll do
anything
for a story"
I assume they have editors or a committee that decides what Salon will
stand for.
They decided to stand for whore journalism and against free
speech.
And on top of that, they thought screwing with me would be fun.
Fuck 'em - I'm not afraid of Salon.
Hell, it's a compliment that they consider me a threat that needed their
attention.
Well, nine days after they hit below the belt, they're smaller and
we're bigger.
I can hear that lying Talbot now - "We
had no idea Liberto was doing that." And Liberto would say, if she had the balls to pick up the phone,
"I didn't
write that, my bosses changed my text after I handed it in."
Two lying whores, pointing fingers at each other because they got caught.
They fucked with somebody who had the will and the means to fight back.
Either way, Salonis a whore publication run by a small
man named David
Talbot. He sent that Liberto slut to set me up for a fall.
Guess what, Dave?
You missed!!!!
...and some people think I should be nice to these lying scumbags?
And when you say "Freepers do that stuff,"
sure, they were wrong to attack that Chuy's manager who
wasn't a player and had a legal obligation to report Jenna's drunken
ass on her watch. Taken a step further,
Chuy's could've lost their liquor license, and thousands of dollars
had the cops caught Jenna before the manager did.
Liberto was under no legal obligation to turn gutter slut after unsuccessfully
seducing me.
Why did Salon do this?
Remember, it started as a hit piece on their own Joe Conason, one of
the ten non-whores of the press that
I mentioned in my e-mail to Liberto. When they couldn't find a link
between Conason and MWO,
instead of saying, "There's no story here,"
they went looking for a story - a very different story.
We must be a threat to them.
What other reason would Salon have to fabricate a story?
Imagine that - Salon.com using
their fading muscle to trample free speech. That's a sad way for a once-prominent e-zine to go down, isn't it?
But go down they did - on their own ethics.
Well, David
Talbot, you want to take another shot at me?
You going to send a different whore after me next time?
Why don't you send a man, or maybe try it yourself?
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