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Quotes
"Liberals don't mind getting divorced ...because
they have no morals.
-- a divorced slut named Laura
Hey, Laura!
BartCop - married 25 years.
The Clintons, married 23 years
The McGoverns married 47 years
Daschle & Gephart, still on their first
wives.
...but
Red-Ink Reagan - traded Spock's Mom
for Jack Warner's ho
New Gingrich - too many wives to
count
The vulgar Pigboy - too many wives
to count
Bob Barr - murdered his unborn daughter
- whoops - nevermind
Tim Hutchison - House Impeachment
manager, was screwing his
secretary while voting to
impeach Clinton on a morals charge.
David Shippers, Impeachment counsel
scumbag - brought his
whore to court to impress
her while impeaching Clinton
Dan Burton, Bob Livingston, Dick Armey, Uncle OJ Watts...etc.
This bit goes on forever, but the Internet is only so big...
Bonus
Issue 
Remember in the 1992 campaign, Clinton & Gore would say at
each stop,
"Employment is down under Bush, and
bankruptcies are up.
Teen pregnancy and teen drug use are
up,
and home ownership is down.
The stock market is down and
crime is up.
Everything that should be up
is down, and everything that should be down is up.""
Well, like a true Republican, Bush has reversed the Clinton Miracle, as promised.
Major
Crime Up 2 Percent
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Here
Stock
Markets Continue to Fall
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Here
Family
Budgets Up under Clinton, Down under Bush
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Here
Air
Pollution is Up, breathable air is Down
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Here
Everything that should be up
is down,
and everything that should be down
is up.
The list goes on and on.
Clinton made life better for tens of millions of Americans while
the Oil President
rapes our Constitutiom as his crime family and his billionaire
friends get richer every day.
Oh, God, what did we do to anger you so?
Once the damage is done, claim it was "all just a misunderstanding"
Ohio
State says we got the story wrong
Excerpt:
First, remarks addressing the possibility
for demonstrations made by a university
spokesperson prior to our commencement
ceremony were directed at behaviors
that had the potential to be disruptive
and get seriously out of hand. They were not
directed at expressions of peaceful dissent.
Peaceful protest was not discouraged and,
in fact, has long been an integral part
of this university's culture.
Oh, sure.
After you threaten the students with explusion and being
jailed,
students who PAID for their education - it wasn't handed to them,
then you claim it was all a misunderstanding once Usurper
Boy leaves.
Why send the goon to the microphone to threaten the students with
jail
for exercising their First Amendment rights if you didn't mean
it?
Putting
"Today" before tomorrow's security
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
It doesn't matter that the families of
those murdered in the Sept. 11 assaults want
an independent investigation. It doesn't
matter that many intelligence and security
experts believe an independent investigation
is the wisest course for the country.
It doesn't matter that the limited scope
of the congressional investigation will fail
to address important concerns such as transportation
security and immigration,
among others. It also doesn't matter that
the congressional intelligence committees
themselves, having failed to exercise adequate
oversight in years past, are part
of the problem that needs to be examined.
What apparently does matter is that certain
members of Congress maintain
control over the investigation -- and as
a result, enjoy a vastly increased
amount of face time in the national media.
Alert!
The evil Post Office monolopoly is about to skyrockets their rates!
Yes, it's true, folks.
Postal prices are about to shoot to astronomical, unprecedented
levels
so get your JulieFest2002-DC tape before these rates shoot out
of sight.
This is the LAST
WEEK to get this unique, once-in-a-lifetime video
at the unheard of price of FREE with
a minimum $25
donation for Julie.
So beat the rate increase. As Martha Stewart (R-Goingtojail)
says
"Saving money - it's a good thing!"
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Quotes
"I just like to be called 'Pickles Bush.'
"
--Pickles Bush, the first
lady, dismissing her royal title:
"The Boy King's opinionless ball & chain"
JulieFestWest
It looks like we have a deal.
We have an offer from The
Rio
I don't want to say too much until I can reach Julie &
Christian,
(both were unavailable last night) but the good news is The
Rio has
waved the "Must-stay-Friday-and-Saturday"
rule, which could save you
$100
on a room Friday night. That's a free ticket
to JulieFestWest!
Date: September 27-28-29th
We're not locked into that date, but it's the date with no mandatory
Friday.
Don't make your airline reservations yet, until we get some feedback.
Possible schedule:
Friday - Visit to Area 51 followed by a tequila
orgy at the Hard Rock
Saturday - boating on Lake Mead, followed by the Party
of the Year
Sunday - the town empties and room prices fall like Enron
stock
Let me hear from you 
Can you make it and do you need a room?
It is the Oil, Stupid!
Excerpt:
Sept. 11, 2001 - WTC disaster.
Bush goes to war against Afghanistan even
though none of the
hijackers came from Afghanistan. Isn't
that strange?
Bush blamed Bin Laden but has never offered
any proof
saying it's a "secret." Isn't that strange?
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Have you been to mediawhoresonline.com lately?
Ralph Nader's 2000 campaign manager made a hueueueueueuge
mistake by
trying to make MWO look foolish. If you take on MWO, you'd better
know
what the hell you're talking about and you'd better not make
any missteps.
It's sad what they did to Nader's manager.
Too bad she didn't know what she was getting into.
If you don't mind a little blood, check what happened to Theresa
Amato
when she made the mistake of verbally duelling with MWO.
From: NK
Subject:: you spammed a discussion thread on arborwood
Or at least someone with the username bartcop
did it.
Tell me that wasn't you, but that it was one
of your cronies.
ha ha
If the guy said he was Napoleon, would you figure it was really him?
Arborwood sounds like some apartments out near Hiway 75,
but beyond that, I don't know what an "arborwood" is...
...but I am flatterred.
Even so, that's pretty pathetic.
ha ha
What reply are you looking for there, Sparky?
I was reading the posts on the Support Forum of
arborwood
and I read the moderator's post about the situation.
ha ha
Dorothy landing in Oz had more clues than I have.
Seriously, what is the deal? These are the people that you identify with?
Wait - anyone who's read bartcop.com and can use a keyboard - I'm responsible for?
Regardless of your political views (you could
be exactly right about things),
people who engage in that kind of behavior are
juvenile. They can't make
intelligent discussions or debates so they have
to resort to acting like little twerps.
I sure hope I have the facts mixed up.
neothinker
ha ha
What are the odds?
At JulieFest-DC, American Stranger gave me a copy of his CD.
It has three mixes of a song he wrote called "Oil War."
I heard it for the first time over the weekend - great stuff!
It sounded like The Clash to me, but they say it's
more Ramones.
http://www.20ftwide.com/mp3/oil-war-remix.mp3
Maybe A.S. will play at JulieFestWest, along with Daddy0...
In
search of Democratic leadership
by Rebecca Knight, as seen on Buzzflash.com
Excerpt:
What are the Democrats waiting for? It
has been reported that George W. Bush
is so popular, that the Democrats can't
find any issues that work for them. What a crock!
Every issue works for the Democrats. All
the Democrats have to do is lay out the case
of his failures. The poll numbers, issue-by-issue,
support this fact and the overall Bush
approval rating will drop when the facts
are presented in a coherent way.
Easter
Eggs
Easter Eggs are hidden features on a DVD. I'm not sure why a
studio would produce
something and then hide it to where only the people willing to
dig forever might find it,
but here's the URL and an excerpt. If you know of a more
complete "Easter Egg" page,
let me know.
I clicked on "The Wall" by Pink Floyd,
and got this:
The Wall
Sony / Columbia Music has hidden some interesting
material in the menus
of the release of the Pink Floyd rock-opera
epos 'The Wall'.
On almost every menu screen on the disc
you can see a symbol in one of
the corners of the screen. Through the
regular menu navigation these symbols
are not accessible, but if you hit the
'9'-key on your remote control, you can
activate them. As a result you will hear
various soundclips from the movie
as well as clips from the Pink Floyd albums
'Animals' and 'The Final Cut.'
Chairman Dumbass
That's
not fair.
In China,
you get a trial.
Amerikka,
forsaken skies,
the endless waves of genetically modified grain
Yes!
MIRC Chat Room nonsense
<bozak> Is it not amazing that a man not
elected president can give
another country and ultimatum on how it should be run?
They should show Arafat laughing at the Unelected
Moron
ha ha
Security bill bars blowing whistle
Excerpt:
"It's very scary. The public needs to know
what the government is doing,"
says Tim Edgar, legislative counsel for
the ACLU. "Sometimes, it hurts Democrats;
sometimes, it hurts Republicans, but it's
always informative and even more necessary
to protect whistleblowers in homeland security
than any other government agency.
It's not just tax dollars spent wisely,
but doing what we need to do to keep people safe."
There he goes again, that dinm-witted Bush boy is making it ILLEGAL
to criticize.
Koresh forbid you spot a B.F.E.E. truck loading up with
Bearer Bonds from the Treasury.
If you report what the BFEE is doing, you can be seceretly arrested,
secretly tortured
and secretly executed - all the because the Democrats are without
any balls.
Bart, you're
wrong about Dubya.
He's our
friend, just trying to protect us.
Stop being
so cynical, Bart!
How much longer can we stay in the party of scared wimps?
They read it in Lonloc.
They read it in Batavia.
They read it in Knoxville after they make their
chocolate
...bartcop.com
From: Bruce L
Dear Bart,
Keep up the good work.
You hyped the video so much I had to send
for it.
Never heard Julie speak.
Looking forward to hearing her.
Bruce,
I knew I was putting my reputation on the line with this video.
If the video wasn't as good as I said it was, people won't trust
me next time.
In this instance, there was no gamble at all.
So far, every piece of feedback has been overwhelmingly positive.
And yes, Julie is dy-no-mite behind a microphone, and Kent
Bye did a great job
of capturing the excitement of the evening. Conason & Carville
weren't bad, either :)
You'll like this tape and I predict you'll play it again and
again.
Sidebar:
At some point, when a few more people have
the tape, I'd like to ID (not publically,
unless you give permission) some people
on the tape. Even on good days things are
a blur for me, and I'd hate to think people
I correspond with regularly appear on the
tape and I can't connect the name to the
face.
So, if YOU, the reader, appear on the tape,
check your VCR and write and tell me,
"I'm the guy who asked Julie why she
didn't kick Ken Starr in the balls,"
(Just kidding Pete, I know that was you.)
Also, when Julie cuts the cake, she picks up this Crocidile Dundee
knife and somebody says,
"Good thing Ken Starr isn't here,"
and someone else says, "She'd cut Starr lower
than that."
ha ha
There's a lot of funny stuff on this tape - get yours before that
massive
postal increase!
I have seven copies ready to ship 2-day air - begging for a good
home.
Quotes
"I watched the World Cup game on Friday morning
between the U.S. and Germany.
Germany won one to nothing. It was a
disappointment, it was very close, but over
in Germany, they were partying like
it was 1939."
--David Letterman
The
Reality Thing
by Paul Krugman
Excerpt:
President George H. W. Bush once confessed
that he was somewhat lacking in
the "vision thing." His son's advisers
don't have that problem: they have a powerful
vision for America's future. In that future,
we have recently learned, the occupant
of the White House will have the right
to imprison indefinitely anyone he chooses,
including U.S. citizens, without any judicial
process or review.
...and the Democrats just lie there and say "Thank
you, Dubya, may I have another?"
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