Fair & Balanced
No Spin Zone, too
Wielding a part-time hammer in a full-time war.
POLITICS - HUMOR -
FINE TEQUILA - OUTRAGE
PayPal to firstname.lastname@example.org
. Support Bartcop.com
PO Box 54466.... Tulsa, OK 74155
"Liberals don't mind getting divorced ...because
they have no morals.
-- a divorced slut named Laura
BartCop - married 25 years.
The Clintons, married 23 years
The McGoverns married 47 years
Daschle & Gephart, still on their first wives.
Red-Ink Reagan - traded Spock's Mom
for Jack Warner's ho
New Gingrich - too many wives to count
The vulgar Pigboy - too many wives to count
Bob Barr - murdered his unborn daughter - whoops - nevermind
Tim Hutchison - House Impeachment manager, was screwing his
secretary while voting to impeach Clinton on a morals charge.
David Shippers, Impeachment counsel scumbag - brought his
whore to court to impress her while impeaching Clinton
Dan Burton, Bob Livingston, Dick Armey, Uncle OJ Watts...etc.
This bit goes on forever, but the Internet is only so big...
Remember in the 1992 campaign, Clinton & Gore would say at
"Employment is down under Bush, and bankruptcies are up.
Teen pregnancy and teen drug use are up, and home ownership is down.
The stock market is down and crime is up.
Everything that should be up is down, and everything that should be down is up.""
Well, like a true Republican, Bush has reversed the Clinton Miracle, as promised.
Crime Up 2 Percent
Markets Continue to Fall
Budgets Up under Clinton, Down under Bush
Pollution is Up, breathable air is Down
Everything that should be up
and everything that should be down is up.
The list goes on and on.
Clinton made life better for tens of millions of Americans while the Oil President
rapes our Constitutiom as his crime family and his billionaire friends get richer every day.
Oh, God, what did we do to anger you so?
Once the damage is done, claim it was "all just a misunderstanding"
Ohio State says we got the story wrong
First, remarks addressing the possibility for demonstrations made by a university
spokesperson prior to our commencement ceremony were directed at behaviors
that had the potential to be disruptive and get seriously out of hand. They were not
directed at expressions of peaceful dissent. Peaceful protest was not discouraged and,
in fact, has long been an integral part of this university's culture.
After you threaten the students with explusion and being jailed,
students who PAID for their education - it wasn't handed to them,
then you claim it was all a misunderstanding once Usurper Boy leaves.
Why send the goon to the microphone to threaten the students with
for exercising their First Amendment rights if you didn't mean it?
"Today" before tomorrow's security
by Joe Conason
It doesn't matter that the families of those murdered in the Sept. 11 assaults want
an independent investigation. It doesn't matter that many intelligence and security
experts believe an independent investigation is the wisest course for the country.
It doesn't matter that the limited scope of the congressional investigation will fail
to address important concerns such as transportation security and immigration,
among others. It also doesn't matter that the congressional intelligence committees
themselves, having failed to exercise adequate oversight in years past, are part
of the problem that needs to be examined.
What apparently does matter is that certain
members of Congress maintain
control over the investigation -- and as a result, enjoy a vastly increased
amount of face time in the national media.
The evil Post Office monolopoly is about to skyrockets their rates!
Yes, it's true, folks.
Postal prices are about to shoot to astronomical, unprecedented
so get your JulieFest2002-DC tape before these rates shoot out of sight.
This is the LAST
WEEK to get this unique, once-in-a-lifetime video
at the unheard of price of FREE with a minimum $25 donation for Julie.
So beat the rate increase. As Martha Stewart (R-Goingtojail) says
"Saving money - it's a good thing!"
PayPal to email@example.com
"I just like to be called 'Pickles Bush.'
--Pickles Bush, the first lady, dismissing her royal title:
"The Boy King's opinionless ball & chain"
It looks like we have a deal.
We have an offer from The Rio
I don't want to say too much until I can reach Julie &
(both were unavailable last night) but the good news is The Rio has
waved the "Must-stay-Friday-and-Saturday" rule, which could save you
$100 on a room Friday night. That's a free ticket to JulieFestWest!
Date: September 27-28-29th
We're not locked into that date, but it's the date with no mandatory
Don't make your airline reservations yet, until we get some feedback.
Friday - Visit to Area 51 followed by a tequila orgy at the Hard Rock
Saturday - boating on Lake Mead, followed by the Party of the Year
Sunday - the town empties and room prices fall like Enron stock
Let me hear from you
Can you make it and do you need a room?
It is the Oil, Stupid!
Sept. 11, 2001 - WTC disaster.
Bush goes to war against Afghanistan even
though none of the
hijackers came from Afghanistan. Isn't that strange?
Bush blamed Bin Laden but has never offered
saying it's a "secret." Isn't that strange?
a BartCop Casinoe* Employee
Must be honest like Peggy Noonan and be able to pass drug test (cough)
Click for Details
Click to be a Corona blackjack dealer for $10 a month
Note: Casinoe* owners get Sharon-Stone for a wife.
Have you been to mediawhoresonline.com lately?
Ralph Nader's 2000 campaign manager made a hueueueueueuge
trying to make MWO look foolish. If you take on MWO, you'd better know
what the hell you're talking about and you'd better not make any missteps.
It's sad what they did to Nader's manager.
Too bad she didn't know what she was getting into.
If you don't mind a little blood, check what happened to Theresa
when she made the mistake of verbally duelling with MWO.
Subject:: you spammed a discussion thread on arborwood
Or at least someone with the username bartcop
Tell me that wasn't you, but that it was one of your cronies.
If the guy said he was Napoleon, would you figure it was really him?
Arborwood sounds like some apartments out near Hiway 75,
but beyond that, I don't know what an "arborwood" is...
...but I am flatterred.
Even so, that's pretty pathetic.
What reply are you looking for there, Sparky?
I was reading the posts on the Support Forum of
and I read the moderator's post about the situation.
Dorothy landing in Oz had more clues than I have.
Seriously, what is the deal? These are the people that you identify with?
Wait - anyone who's read bartcop.com and can use a keyboard - I'm responsible for?
Regardless of your political views (you could
be exactly right about things),
people who engage in that kind of behavior are juvenile. They can't make
intelligent discussions or debates so they have to resort to acting like little twerps.
I sure hope I have the facts mixed up.
What are the odds?
At JulieFest-DC, American Stranger gave me a copy of his CD.
It has three mixes of a song he wrote called "Oil War."
I heard it for the first time over the weekend - great stuff!
It sounded like The Clash to me, but they say it's more Ramones.
Maybe A.S. will play at JulieFestWest, along with Daddy0...
search of Democratic leadership
by Rebecca Knight, as seen on Buzzflash.com
What are the Democrats waiting for? It has been reported that George W. Bush
is so popular, that the Democrats can't find any issues that work for them. What a crock!
Every issue works for the Democrats. All the Democrats have to do is lay out the case
of his failures. The poll numbers, issue-by-issue, support this fact and the overall Bush
approval rating will drop when the facts are presented in a coherent way.
Easter Eggs are hidden features on a DVD. I'm not sure why a studio would produce
something and then hide it to where only the people willing to dig forever might find it,
but here's the URL and an excerpt. If you know of a more complete "Easter Egg" page,
let me know.
I clicked on "The Wall" by Pink Floyd,
and got this:
Sony / Columbia Music has hidden some interesting material in the menus
of the release of the Pink Floyd rock-opera epos 'The Wall'.
On almost every menu screen on the disc
you can see a symbol in one of
the corners of the screen. Through the regular menu navigation these symbols
are not accessible, but if you hit the '9'-key on your remote control, you can
activate them. As a result you will hear various soundclips from the movie
as well as clips from the Pink Floyd albums 'Animals' and 'The Final Cut.'
That's not fair.
In China, you get a trial.
the endless waves of genetically modified grain
MIRC Chat Room nonsense
<bozak> Is it not amazing that a man not
elected president can give
another country and ultimatum on how it should be run?
They should show Arafat laughing at the Unelected Moron
Security bill bars blowing whistle
"It's very scary. The public needs to know what the government is doing,"
says Tim Edgar, legislative counsel for the ACLU. "Sometimes, it hurts Democrats;
sometimes, it hurts Republicans, but it's always informative and even more necessary
to protect whistleblowers in homeland security than any other government agency.
It's not just tax dollars spent wisely, but doing what we need to do to keep people safe."
There he goes again, that dinm-witted Bush boy is making it ILLEGAL
Koresh forbid you spot a B.F.E.E. truck loading up with Bearer Bonds from the Treasury.
If you report what the BFEE is doing, you can be seceretly arrested, secretly tortured
and secretly executed - all the because the Democrats are without any balls.
Bart, you're wrong about Dubya.
He's our friend, just trying to protect us.
Stop being so cynical, Bart!
How much longer can we stay in the party of scared wimps?
They read it in Lonloc.
They read it in Batavia.
They read it in Knoxville after they make their chocolate
From: Bruce L
Keep up the good work.
You hyped the video so much I had to send for it.
Never heard Julie speak.
Looking forward to hearing her.
I knew I was putting my reputation on the line with this video.
If the video wasn't as good as I said it was, people won't trust me next time.
In this instance, there was no gamble at all.
So far, every piece of feedback has been overwhelmingly positive.
And yes, Julie is dy-no-mite behind a microphone, and Kent
Bye did a great job
of capturing the excitement of the evening. Conason & Carville weren't bad, either :)
You'll like this tape and I predict you'll play it again and again.
At some point, when a few more people have the tape, I'd like to ID (not publically,
unless you give permission) some people on the tape. Even on good days things are
a blur for me, and I'd hate to think people I correspond with regularly appear on the
tape and I can't connect the name to the face.
So, if YOU, the reader, appear on the tape,
check your VCR and write and tell me,
"I'm the guy who asked Julie why she didn't kick Ken Starr in the balls,"
(Just kidding Pete, I know that was you.)
Also, when Julie cuts the cake, she picks up this Crocidile Dundee
knife and somebody says,
"Good thing Ken Starr isn't here," and someone else says, "She'd cut Starr lower than that."
There's a lot of funny stuff on this tape - get yours before that
I have seven copies ready to ship 2-day air - begging for a good home.
"I watched the World Cup game on Friday morning
between the U.S. and Germany.
Germany won one to nothing. It was a disappointment, it was very close, but over
in Germany, they were partying like it was 1939."
by Paul Krugman
President George H. W. Bush once confessed that he was somewhat lacking in
the "vision thing." His son's advisers don't have that problem: they have a powerful
vision for America's future. In that future, we have recently learned, the occupant
of the White House will have the right to imprison indefinitely anyone he chooses,
including U.S. citizens, without any judicial process or review.
...and the Democrats just lie there and say "Thank
you, Dubya, may I have another?"
Use the portal below and they'll throw bartcop.com a nickle and
it costs you nothing more than whatever you were going to pay.
Read the Previous Issue
It had everything.
© 2002, bartcop.com