Do the math. More hits - least cost Nobody gives you a better deal.
"Women have come so far as feminists, that
they don't feel obligated to vote for a candidate just because she's a woman. Women
today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice Oprah tells them to. Which
raises the question, why are people abandoning Hillary for Obama? Some say that
they're put off by the fact that Hillary can't control her husband, and that
we would end up with co-presidents. 'Cause that would be terrible, having two
intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems. Ugh." -- Tina Fey, SNL
Excerpt: [10/18/2004] QUESTION: Was the war in Iraq a mistake?
COBURN: Absolutely not. I do not believe that
the Iraq war was a distraction
in the war on terror, as John Kerry and my opponent have argued.
[02/24/2008] During a town hall meeting in Muskogee, OK this
weekend, Sen. Tom Coburn (R-GYN)
admitted that it was "a mistake" for the United
States to invade Iraq in 2003.
"Personally I think it was probably a mistake
going to Iraq," Coburn told the crowd.
When the religiously insane say the war's a bad idea,
how long before the normal Republicans get the message?
Excerpt: Obama's refusal to wear an American flag lapel
pin along with a photo of him
not putting his hand over his heart during the
National Anthem led handjobs
on Internet and in the whore media to question
Now Obama's wife, Michelle, has drawn their ire,
too, for saying recently
that she's really proud of her country for the
first time in her adult life.
Conservative consultants say that combined, the
cases could be an issue
in the general election, especially as he runs
against war hero John McCain.
Idiotic, even for the Republicans.
It's like some handjob e-mail, "Obama used
to slap his mother!"
As stupid as I constantly say voters are, they have to be smarter
They just have to be.
"Personally, I was surprised by the volume
of the reaction. I was surprised by how lopsided the opinion was against our decision,
with independents and Democrats joining Republicans in defending Mr. McCain
from what they saw as a cheap shot."
-- Bill Keller, whore editor of the NY Whore Times on the McCain sex story,
I was not surprised.
Democrats ALWAYS run to defend the Republicans because they're f-ing
Did you watch the Sunday shows?
Every Democrat agreed it wasn't fair how the Whore Times
Does anyone remember them attacking the Whore Times over Whitewater?
Of course they didn't - they refused to stand up for their president
Whitewater had already been investigated and no wrong-doing was found.
But if they attack a Republican, our boneheaded wonders come to life.
How did I get in a party of cowardly losers who are sacless unless
to defend the enemy - THEN they mount up and ride off into battle.
Democrats aren't smart enough to realize that the GOP and their whore
make it a point to destroy our best and brightest so we'll never have
Democrats praise Reagan, they love Mccain but they shit on their heroes.
Barack - remember - they'll turn on you in a heartbeat!
Excerpt: After the Times's story was posted, the McCain
campaign issued a point-by-point response
that depicted the letters as routine correspondence
handled by his staff - and insisted that
McCain had never even spoken with anybody from
Paxson about the matter.
"No representative of Paxson personally asked
Senator McCain to send a letter to the FCC,"
the campaign said in a statement e-mailed to
But that flat claim seems to be contradicted by
an impeccable source: McCain himself.
"I was contacted by Mr. Paxson on this issue,"
McCain said in the Sept. 25, 2002, deposition
obtained by NEWSWEEK. "He wanted their approval
very bad for purposes of his business.
I believe that Mr. Paxson had a legitimate complaint."
Excerpt: What about Obama's secret political life?
It turns out that Obama's childhood mentor, Frank
Marshall Davis, was a communist.
In his books, Obama admits attending "socialist
conferences" and coming into contact
with Marxist literature. But he ridicules the
charge of being a "hard-core academic Marxist,"
which was made by his half-sane 2004 Senate opponent,
However, through Frank Marshall Davis, Obama had
an admitted relationship with someone
who was publicly identified as a member of the
Communist Party USA (CPUSA). The record
shows that Obama was in Hawaii from 1971-1979,
where, at some point in time, he developed
a close relationship, almost like a son, with
Davis, listening to his "poetry" and getting advice on
his career path. But Obama, in Dreams From
My Father, refers to him repeatedly as just "Frank."
The reason is apparent: Davis was a known communist
who belonged to a party subservient to the Soviet
Can we make this go away before it gets legs?
You know how they're going to spin this...
"Is Obama a radical Wahabist like his cousin
bin Laden? Is Obama a radical communist like his
mentor, Frank Davis? Who knows the real Osama and
can we affort to take the chance?"
I set my TIVO and Sunday me & Mrs. Bart fast-forwarded thru
Meet the Whore, Chris Matthews, Reliable Sources and
Wolf the Whore.
What did I learn?
Hillary is evil, stupid, greedy
and the Clintons are America's great shame.
Obama is perfect, he's smart,
experienced, wise and his wife is perfect, too.
McCain is honest and he'd never
take a bribe or look at another woman.
...but funny, if you saw Saturday Night Live, they opened with
a skit about
how sickening it is for the entire whore press to swoon over
We get real news from the comedy shows
while the "news" shows are a big joke.
Note: We're just DAYS away from the merge and the end of our
great civil war.
(Brent Budowsky) have done your job,
now let it go, I personally don't care who wins the nomination,
I just don't like piling on hatchet jobs. The corporate media will do
a good enough job on that."
-- Brandane, speaking for the minority,
Link "Done? The job isn't done until
we put a stake through this vampire bitch's heart and twist it. If we don't the
Clintons will do everything in their power to destroy the Democratic Party on their
-- dogen, speaking for a majority of Democrats,Link
I'm so old, I remember pre-Clinton, when we were guaranteed to
lose every election.
The only reason Carter won is because he ran against the guy who pardoned
Clinton showed the Democrats how to win and they stabbed him (and her)
in the back.
Seems like each month, there's a new reason to be ashamed of the Democrats.
Excerpt: They disagreed on the proper response to a change
in government in Cuba. Clinton said she
would refuse to sit down with incoming President
Raul Castro until he implements political
and economic reforms. Obama said he would meet
"without preconditions," but added the
U.S. agenda for such a session would include
human rights in the Communist island nation.
I wanted to be on Obama's side here.
I've always said we should trade with Cuba -
But Obama says he would meet the new Cuban regime
added a list of pre-conditions to be met before
he could meet them without preconditions.
"Talking about the psychological
make up of a serial killer - this person doesn't care about anyone or anything but
his own desires. Doesn't recognize the feelings of others. Doesn't believe that rules apply
to him. Feels entitled to do what he wants to get what he wants. All I could think
of was the Clintons." --
Excerpt: First, there was the offensive remark. Then,
the producer's defense of the comment,
followed by the requisite Olbermann weigh-in.
And, finally, the apology: last night,
Bill O'Reilly apologized for saying, "I don't
want to go on a lynching party against
Michelle Obama unless there's evidence."
Excerpt: Security at Obama's rally Wednesday stopped screening
people for weapons
more than an hour before he took the stage at
The order to put down the metal detectors and
stop checking purses and laptop bags
came as a surprise to several Dallas cops who
called it a lapse in security.
Dallas Deputy Police Chief T.W. Lawrence said
the order -- apparently made by the
Secret Service -- was meant to speed up the long
lines outside and fill the arena's
vacant seats before Obama came on.
"Sure," said Lawrence, when asked if he was concerned
by the great number of people
who had gotten into the building without being
checked. But, he added, the turnout of
more than 17,000 people seemed to be a "friendly
The Secret Service put a photo op (a full arena) ahead of security?
They let Texans in without checking for hidden guns?
In a state where Bush made it legal to take hidden guns everywhere?
In Dallas, Texas, they did this?
Update: The Secret Cervix says this never happened.
So why are "several Dallas cops" lying?
I was kinda disappointed in the Xerox comment
....but they both came across as very civil.
Love ya, Bart.
R the A
That Xerox comment failed because it wasn't
funny. If I'd been on
her team, I would've thrown myself against the
door and declared,
"You're not leaving this room until we come
up with something to replace that unfunny, off-putting,
sure-to-offend Xerox comment."
"Rush Limbaugh said that he doesn't
think America is ready to watch their president quote
"turn into an old lady in front of them." Really? They didn't seem to mind
when Ronald Reagan did that." -- Tina Fey, brains and beauty
Excerpt: Hillary can't win the African American vote because
Barack Obama has that bloc sewn up.
A year ago, many pundits held another unshakable
belief. The polls showed Clinton swinning
with black Democrats. Obama, of course, was as
black then as he is now.
But Clinton trumped him among black voters, said
the pundits. The numbers told the story.
Turn the calendar back to December 2006 and January
That's when polls showed her beating Obama 60
percent to 20 percent with Black America.
An October poll showed Clinton with a 13-point
A poll published Jan. 22, 2007 showed her leading
Obama by 24 points.
...but then we found out the Clintons were
Klansmen and her lead vanished.
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