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Thurs-Friday March 27-28, 2008 Vol 2133 - Blood Brothers
by Bruce Yurgil
Quote of the Day "If monkeys fly out of your butt,
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Quotes
"I just rode up the elevator with Barney Frank
And I told him that I've never met
a real queer before.
I hope I didn't catch AIDS."
--
Jim Inhofe, who made Jesse Helms seem progressive by comparison,
Link
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US Airstrike
kills 4 in Baghdad
U.S. warplanes also bomb Basra as clashes
continue
Excerpt:
A U.S. helicopter fired a Hellfire missile during
fighting in Baghdad Friday, killing at least
four people as deadly clashes broke out in Iraq's
oil-rich south for the fourth day.
American jets also dropped bombs overnight in
Basra in the first use of U.S. air power
since the Iraqi government launched a crackdown
against Shiite militias there earlier this week.
Extremists also lobbed more rockets or mortars
against the U.S.-protected Green Zone.
At least two rounds struck the nearby offices
of Sunni Vice President Tariq al-Hashemi,
killing two guards and wounding four, his daughter
Lubna said.
Thick black smoke rose into the sky in the latest
of a week of attacks that have prompted
the U.S. State Department to order all personnel
at the embassy to stay in reinforced structures.
Yep, things are going great over there, just like McCain
said.
And remember what President Shit-for-brains said recently?
"They can't argue with the success of the war
anymore,
so they complain about the costs of
this war."
Yeah, we do.
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Used by permission
Quotes
"If America is looking for a second term of
the Jimmy Carter Administration
of high taxes at home and weakness
abroad vote Obama. I doubt they are."
-- a McCain
staffer, paying the Clintons a compliment Link
Notice he couldn't say "another Clinton term," because that would
appeal to people.
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Subject: Re Obama's Problem with White Voters
Hi Bart,
If the Reagan Democrats haven't learned, after
8 years of Bush, that playing footsie with the GOP
can be highly hazardous to both their economic
and physical health, then I'm all for their having
whatever additional amount of time it takes for
their continued learning.
It took the Great Depression to wizen up their
forefathers -- whites and blacks alike learned the
hard way that for their own good, they had better
bury their differences long enough to vote
Democratic on Election Day, or they would both
suffer at the hands of the Republicans who
hated poor and middle class people regardless
of skin color.
Eric
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The Beginnings
of a Truce?
Hillary and Obama cool the rhetoric
Excerpt:
At a rally Thursday, Clinton was asked what she
would say to Democrats so invested in her candidacy
or Obama's that they would consider voting for
McCain
if their preferred candidate isn't the nominee.
"Please think through this decision. It is
not a wise decision," Clinton said to applause.
"Every time we have a vigorous contest like we're
having this primary election, people get intense.
Senator Obama has intense support. I have intense
support. It's exciting because people want to
be involved. But, the differences pale in comparison
to the differences between us and McCain."
Obama made a similar point Thursday in an interview on ABC's "Whore News."
"There are going to be some bruised feelings,
whoever the nominee is. We are going to have to
come together and remind ourselves that there
is a heck of a lot bigger difference between either
Senator Clinton or myself, and John McCain,"
Obama said.
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Quotes
"At the beginning of their delightful presidential
campaign, a charmless New York Times
reporter asked me whether conservatives would
be as critical of Hillary as they were of Bill
when he was the Boy President. The assumption
was that somehow the Clintons were ingenues,
utterly undeserving of the criticism leveled
at them in the 1990s. I told him that the Clintons
would attract unwanted notice again 'because
they get in trouble.' They skirt the law. They defy
ethical standards. Most brazenly, they lie
when there is no reason to lie, and they deploy a
whopper when a little white lie would be perfectly
adequate and even understandable."
-- Emmett Tyrrell, publisher of American Spectator, a whore publication
that was proud
to
print outright lies about Clinton that Scaife paid $160,000 to fabricate
Link
Hey Emmett, I have a thunderbolt for you - all politicians
lie.
So the real question is, "How many thousands of U.S. soldiers
died from Bill Clinton's 'lies?' "
The answer is zero.
Now look at your "heroes" and ask the same question.
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Quotes
"This offensive builds on a security gains
of the surge and demonstrates to the Iraqi
people that their government is committed
to protecting them. There is a strong commitment
by the central government of Iraq to say that
no one is above the law. This operation is going
to take some time to complete and the enemy
will try to fill the TV screens with violence.
But the ultimate result will be..."
-- Our lying president, lying again,
Link
Hey Monkey - for over FIVE YEARS you've been telling us how things
are GOING to be.
Why can't you point to a single success in the past or present?
With you, success is always "around the corner," but as the years
go by,
even your own supporters now understand that you'll never actually
have a success.
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Subject: Give up, Hill no!
Bart:
It's always a treat to click on bartcop.com
and find a new page up, and new radio shows too.
But, hey, what is the deal with all of these
self-righteous Dems saying that Hillary should quit?
For the good of the party?
If I were running for president (no thanks) I
would fight to the bitter end, but I guess we know
the Dems don't want a fighter; they want a make-nice
person who will get sliced and diced and
pureed for good measure rather than have a true
fighter in the White House.
I think her ability to fight demonstrates better
than just about anything else that she IS the right
person for the job. Politics is a dirty business,
and she can't change that by being nice and losing.
I hope she rocks on til the very last second...and
thanks for being the one voice of reason in
a media so full of hatred that they can't even
see what's in front of their faces.
And, by the way, I will support the Big O if he
does get the nomination.
Debbie
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Some people take Bill Kristol seriously,
some don't.
Telling
Bush the truth is Costly
by Helen Thomas
Excerpt:
A salute is due Adm. William Fallon, who tried
to prevent a wider war with Iran.
After serving one year as commander of U.S. Central
Command, Fallon has resigned,
saying he was quitting because his differences
with official U.S. policy had become a "distraction."
But there is a widespread perception that he was
pushed out by the neo-conservatives among
President Bush's aides, especially Vice President
Dick Cheney, because of Fallon's reluctance
to go along with the administration's hawkish
moves toward Iran.
Cheney, who took five consecutive draft deferments
to stay out of the Vietnam War, does not mind
keeping the U.S. in the Iraqi quagmire he helped
create. The same goes for Sen. John McCain,
who said that leaving Iraq is not a U.S. option.
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Nobody said Hillary was stupid.
By taking this fight to the convention, she's forcing Obama
to become the guy who's against counting every vote.
After the 2000 debacle, does Obama want to be that guy?
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Subject: Barack and Hillary
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Quotes
"The last thing we need is another moderate
on our ticket. I mean, it was just, what...
Four or five years ago that Senator
McCain was toying with leaving our party,
toying with being John Kerry's vice
president? We're so screwed."
-- Der vulgar Pigboy, telling his sheep their party is
screwed,
Hey Rush, I like hearing that kind of talk from you.
Tell us again how screwed the Republicans are this year.
Wait, let me pour a shot and roll one.....
OK, I'm ready now - tell us how screwed you bastards are.
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ha ha
Subject: How did Jon Stewart lose his considerable Mojo?
Here's what I suspect, and it's not good.
It's been awhile since I saw the movie Network,
but there's a development in the picture
that was probably truth, not fiction. The newscaster
that implored his audience to lean out
their windows and shout, was later then called
on the carpet and told how things really are run.
He was never the same afterwards. It looks like
Jon had to stand in front of that same desk.
So did Nancy Pelosi. That's why impeachment is
off the table.
How do we beat it?
Sad to say, we don't.
- Bruce Yurgil
I've heard that theory from several people...
Did somebody read Jon the "Powers and forces" riot act?
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We're in our busy season...
Subject: Something else
Bart,
Did I read right on your page that you are about
to give up on Hillary?
I know we're down to the short and curlies man
but it's just getting good!
I think Obama is in a world of crap and if Hillary
runs the table,
his whole momentum thing will be gone and forgotten.
I have very few places to turn now, Bart.
Please don't capitulate to those Obama folks.
If you haven't seen these websites, please take
a minute and you'll see
that you are not the only Hillary-leaning website
that's hammering back.
http://noquarterusa.net/blog/ (Larry Johnson's Blog)
There's a great piece out by Joseph Wilson today
and well worth the read.
Never give up, never give up, never give up.
Jim
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Fresh clashes grip southern Iraq
Excerpt:
There are reports of extensive exchanges of fire
between the Iraqi army and militiamen in Basra
and in the town of Hilla, just south of Baghdad.
More than 70 people have died and hundreds
have been injured in days of violence sparked
by an Iraqi crackdown on Shia militias in Basra.
Iraqi PM Nouri Maliki vowed to fight Basra's Shia
militias "until the end".
"We have made up our minds to enter this battle
and we will continue until the end. No retreat,"
said Mr Maliki in a speech broadcast on Iraqi
state television."
Maliki has vowed to fight "until the end?"
Better watch what you say, Nouri - "the end" could come sooner than
you think.
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Subject: Six-year Pillar: I am disappointed with you
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Dueling Quotes
"Only a fool or a fraud sentimentalizes the
merciless reality of war."
-- Grandpa McCain
"I must say, I'm a little envious. If I were
slightly younger and not employed here,
I think it would be a fantastic experience
to be on the front lines of helping this
young democracy succeed. It must be
exciting for you ... in some ways romantic,
in some ways, you know, confronting
danger. You're really making history..."
-- Der Fuhrer, who, apparently, McCain
sees as a fool and a fraud
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US Document Confirms Iraq Dungeon
Excerpt:
A classified memo written by the top U.S. military
officer in western Iraq reveals that a
prison in downtown Fallujah is so overcrowded
and dirty that it does not even meet basic
"minimal levels of hygiene for human beings."
"The conditions in these jails are so bad that
I think we need to do the right thing in terms of
caring for the prisoners even with our own dollars,
or release them," says the memo, written in
late February by Maj. Gen. John Kelly, commander
of U.S forces in western Iraq.
I think Bush and Cheney have Abu Graib Syndrome.
You just know they have closed-circuit TV
beamed into the Oval Office so The Blood Brothers
can masturbate to the prisoners being tortured.
I wonder if they ever invite McCain
for a Three-Way?
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Subject: Re: Obama and race
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The Hillary Deathwatch
Excerpt:
Hillary Clinton is as good as dead. This became
the consensus over the past week, when the media
awoke en masse to the dual reality that 1) Clinton
can't close the pledged-delegate gap and
2) Obama has her beat in the popular vote. But
the Clinton campaign shows no signs of slowing
- she said herself she's prepared to compete
for at least three more months. So the question now
is not just "How dead is she?" but 'When will
she realize it?'"
Are you sitting down?
How many times have you heard some TV talking head yakking about "following
the rules?"
Does anyone know what the rules are for the pledged delegates?
According to Whore Newsweek, (March 24, Page 12):
After the 1980 battle between Carter and Ted
Kennedy, Democrats changed
the rule that required pledged delegates to
stick wuth their candidate,
no matter what. The current rule, adopted in
1982, says that pledged
delegates "shall in all good conscience
reflect the sentiments of those
who elected them."
So, that's as clearly wtitten as the Second Amendment, but it apparently
gives delegates the freedom
to vote for whoever they want - say, if one person is "more electable"
than the other - and that's
why she still has a chance to win.
Obama is closer, but neither candidate can get to the magic number needed,
so, like a boxing match, the judges will decide who is our nominee.
Of course, the Obama camp objects to all of this, because they want
to win just like she does,
but how can anybody argue with in all good
conscience? If the delegates didn't have the
freedom to choose, the rule would read, "the delegates will
vote as directed by voters."
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Subject: Pigboy's Chelsea quote
"Well, she told that little dork. The
apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it? Here's Chelsea Clinton:
'It's none of your business, I've never
been asked this question, who do you think you are?' "
The Pigboy takes another cheap shot at the Clintons
because Chelsea
gave the same answer that he does every time
someone asks him
about his Viagra sponsored "all guy trip" to
the Dominican Republic.
Mac
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
always
has good stuff.
Click on the E!
Percent of Dems say they'll Vote McCain
Excerpt:
A sizable proportion of Democrats would vote
for McCain next November if he is matched
against the candidate they do not support for
the Democratic nomination. This is particularly
true for Hillary supporters, more than a quarter
of whom currently say they would vote for
McCain if Obama is the Democratic nominee.
They think this is real cute, but don't believe a word of it.
That question is, basically, "Are you angry
about the Dem Civil war?"
Yes, tempers are really hot right now, but November is 7 months away.
90 days ago, Hillary and Rudy were "shoe-ins" as their party nominees,
so think about how much will change in more-than-double that amount
of time.
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Subject: Hillary and Scaife
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My good friend Volt (The News Dude)
has a new blog you'd like...
Soldier's tortuous death blamed on DU
Excerpt:
"I want you to know that I'm proud of my son
and proud of the job that he did in the military,"
said Lori Brim, mother of Dustin, a young man
who got sick while in service in Iraq at the age of 22.
He died a terrible death from aggressive cancer
of the esophagus that took over his body in record time.
Eleven times in one short month, Dustin went to
the doctors faint, unable to eat,
suffering from night sweats and intense pain.
Ten times they told him to "tough it out."
The eleventh time, his sergeant was with him when
he collapsed. The sergeant took him to the hospital.
Six months later he was dead.
When Lori saw him floundering after high school,
she persuaded him to join the military.
She thought the discipline might be good for
him.
The recruiter assured her that he would not
be sent to Iraq because he was her only child.
Reminder:
It's legal for the recruiter to lie to get you
to enlist.
He can promise you anything, and he doesn't
have to deliver.
...kinda like our blood-thirsty Fuhrer.
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Subject: Conservative talk radio
If you have proof that Rush is a liar or a hater
---- show it buddyboy.
Carson, Mayor of Banana City
Carson, we started out as Rush Limba - Lying Nazi Whore.
Thanks to Serdar
The first few hundred issues is all the proof anyone would ever need.
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Iraq
pumped 3.5M
barrels daily before
Bush invaded
and then they got their 2003 Halliburton
upgrade
Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.
No wonder they were so eager to start a war,
It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.
Exxon made
$10B
$11.66
billion in profit in 90 days
Gouging
us to the tune of
$129 million
profit per day
Gouging us to the tune of
$1,300
profit per second
because Bush started a fake war
...and what did it cost America,
besides $3 trillion of debt for your kids?
Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...
x We lost another 4 soldiers since last issue.
We have 4,004 dead soldiers.
Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
but Bush is running out of time...
Remember...
Exxon
makes $108M - $128M
every day
That's why
Bush
raped Iraq
and
killed
Saddam
How do we
know for sure?
Iraq's
oil wells have NO METERS!
$200M-400M a day missing
Where's that money going?
Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.
How Lethally Stupid are We?
Excerpt:
Watching Bush in operation these last couple
of weeks is like having an out-of-body experience.
On acid. During a nightmare. In a different galaxy.
You cannot but stop and gaze in stark comedic
awe, realizing that the most powerful polity that
ever existed twice picked this imbecilic buffoon
as its leader, from among 300 million other choices.
Seeing him clown with the Washington press corps
yet once again -- and seeing them fawn over him,
laugh in all the right places, and give him a
standing ovation, also yet once again -- is the equivalent of
having all your logic circuits blown simultaneously.
Every sort of scam is employed to steal power,
and then pure corruption and intimidation used to keep it.
And then the media stand by silently watching
for eight years as the tragedy unfolds before their eyes.
I think he has it about right. The whore press, constantly fawning
over this monkey
while he dances as brave men and women are dying in the sand 11.000
miles away.
"Wish we
could come home and dance..."
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