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BCR 140 is here!HOT

Tues-Thurs   May 27-29, 2008 Vol 2157 - When Underbears Attack!

Quote of the Day

"If someone makes an attempt on 
  Obama's life, Hillary must not be 
  allowed to avoid some culpability..."
      -- Robert George,  Link

 What if Obama gets a toothache?
 Is Hillary responsible for that, too?


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Willing To Arrest Rove? HOT
Arrow Plame Scandal did it 
Arrow Obama - wrong camp HOT
Arrow Jesus just left Fallujah 
Arrow What's wrong with OK? 
Arrow Why I Make Stuff Up HOT
Arrow Advice to Gay couples HOT
Arrow War Killing Economy, too
Arrow Anna K - washing cars?



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"We look forward to the meeting proceeding smoothly -- and we're
  asking our supporters not to show up to demonstrate..."
       -- an internal Obama campaign e-mail, talking about Saturday's circle jerk,   Link

 I don't like the sound of that.

 Remember the last time a Democrat said, "Please don't show up to demonstrate?"

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Willing To Arrest Rove?
 Democrats are making wild claims again


Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Fla.) said that the House Judiciary Committee would be
willing to arrest Karl Rove if  he doesn't testify about his role in the firing of nine U.S. attorneys in 2006.

Wasserman Schultz echoed the demand bluff of  John Conyers that Rove would not be allowed
to invoke executive privilege to avoid testifying. Rove could not invoke the privilege since he said
he did not have conversations with the president about the attorneys' firing, Wasserman Schultz said.

Asked by MSNBC host Dan Abrams if they would go far as having Rove arrested,
Wasserman said,  "Well, if that's what it takes."

Oh Please!
Do the Democrats even know the story of the boy who cried wolf?

Each time the Democrats make a stupid, clumsy bluff like this,
it's gotta help lighten the dark mood at the White House.

A year ago, Conyers was making the same bluff.
A year ago, Pat Leahy was making the same bluff.
Are they smoking too much dope?

Can they not remember pulling these same bluffs the last seven years
just to have Bush & Cheney reply with "Go fuck yourself?"

Where can I place a bet that the Democrats will back down
this time like they back down the last 500 times?

 How did I get in this party of spineless wimps and cry babies?

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Cocaine Quotes

"'The media won't let go of these ridiculous cocaine rumors,' I heard Bush say.
 'You know, the truth is I honestly don't remember whether I tried it or not.
 We had some pretty wild parties back in the day, and I just don't remember.'"

"I remember thinking to myself, How can that be? How can someone simply
 not remember whether or not they used an illegal substance like cocaine?
 It didn't make a lot of sense."
      -- Scotty the Underbear, ratting out his lying former employer    Link

Subject: Bart, I have a joke for you

 What's the difference between Bush and cocaine?

 She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie--

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Subject: Bobby's last words

I remember so well RFK standing at the Podium after winning the California primary.
He made a speech and then said "....Now it's on to Chicago and let's win there!"

Clearly he had won the California primary but he had not won enough delegates
to win the nomination outright. He was going to Chicago the city where the convention
was being held to convince the delegates that he was the best candidate for the presidency.

Sound familiar? Remember he was trying to usurp a sitting Vice President
who had received the imprimatur of the President such as it was.

From Wikipedia:
Kennedy finally won the Indiana and Nebraska Democratic primaries, but
lost the Oregon primary. If he could defeat McCarthy in the California primary,
the leadership of the campaign thought, he would knock him out of the race and
set up a one-on-one against Hubert Humphrey (whom he bested in the primary
held on the same day as the California primary in Humphrey's birth state,
South Dakota) at the Chicago national convention in August.

I think it goes back to the old saying a week in Politics can be an eternity.
Does that mean that one candidate is whishing ill on another candidate...
Of course not it just means s*#t Happens.... sometimes not very nice s#&t
....and in the morning the world can be very different from either side.

Any way Peace to All!

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"It would be very awkward for Hillary to be on Obama's ticket after she's made
  repeated references to his potential death. Yes, that would be weird."
     -- Rachel Maddow, earning her whore MSGOP paycheck    Link

  I used to like Rachel - until she turned into Chris Matthews's toady.

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Plame Scandal Turned McClellan


Scott McClellan said that his disappointment with the Bush administration prompted him to write a tell-all book.

McClellan specifically singled out a discussion with Bush during a turning point in his tenure with the administration
- the authorized leak of former CIA agent Valerie Plame's name to reporters.

McClellan recalled a moment during the Plame scandal in which a reporter asked McClellan if Bush
had approved the declassifying and leaking of intelligence used to out Plame.
McClellan later asked Bush the same question.

"Yeah, I did," McClellan recalls Bush saying.

"Impeachment is off the table
   ...and don't f-ing ask again!!!"

 Between Pelosi, Reid and Dean - it's a wonder we still have a party.
 Is this the most-botched political trifecta we've ever seen?

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Subject: Crap

Bart, you published Sam D saying

It's disgusting.

Many people (and some on Obama's staff) have tried to accuse the Clintons of being racist,
but this goes beyond anything I've ever seen. Why would a black person hate the Clintons so much?
Why would anybody hate the Clintons so much?

It is titled "You know I have seen this picture a few times before,
but I never noticed Hillary and Bill."
Has any Clinton-supporting site ever put up anything so hateful?
 Sam D

Of course this represents the Obama campaign and no supporter of Clinton,
not a single one, would ever do anything so disgusting.  Wanna buy a bridge?

Why do you reprint this stuff?

Because this campaign has always been about playing dirty pool.
The Clintons had to be turned into racist for Obama to have a chance.

People like to pretend it was Hillary who decided to divide us, but 6 months ago
but she had a united Democratic party behind her - why would she stir things up?

You really must want Obama to lose now and in the general election
while you pretend you never say anything nasty about Obama.
 Mike in Cheney

Mike, Sam and I chose to attack that racist prick in Philly.
You're saying assholes who publish shit like this are above criticism?


Besides, why not take the challenge?
Are there any "hate Obama" hate sites on the web?

I can show you many "I hate Hillary" sites.

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"According to a new Newsweek poll, 33 percent of voters either believes
  Obama is Muslim or they doesn't know what religion he belongs to.
  He might want to make sure that people are clear on this as soon as possible.
  Of course, Hillary's not helping by saying he's not a Muslim 'as far as I know.' "
      -- MSGOP's biggest whore      Link

 I agree that Obama can't afford to have 1/3 wondering if he's a Muslim (terrorist)
 but blaming Hillary for Obama's color and name is kinda stupid, even for Chris Matthews.

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Obama wrong on Nazi death camp


The Obama campaign said Tuesday he mistakenly referred to the wrong Nazi death camp
when relating the story of a great-uncle who helped liberate the camps in World War II.
He said the story is accurate except that the camp was Buchenwald, not Auschwitz.

"Senator Obama's family is proud of the service of his grandfather and uncles in World War II
- especially the fact that his great-uncle was a part of liberating one of the concentration camps
at Buchenwald," spokesman Bill Burton said. "Yesterday he mistakenly referred to Auschwitz instead
of Buchenwald in telling of his personal experience of a soldier in his family who served heroically."

OK, so the man said Auschwitz when he meant Buchenwald - there's no story here.
Bush said "Saddam has WMDS" when he didn't - now that's a story..

Of course, if Hillary had made this tiny mistake, our whore media would swarm with
"That whore is using the holocaust for cheap-ass political advantage."

Funny how one Democrat's motives can be so innocent, just and pure,
yet the opposing Democrat is the Demon of all Devils in corporial form,

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Subject: gas prices

Bart, we're ALREADY paying more than the worst European gas prices, if you amortize
the cost of garrisoning the Gulf and of the obscene amount of money we put into the 'defense'
department to keep the 'cheap oil' flowing

We get the gov't we deserve, I guess

 Don, we're paying another price, too.


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Subject: "the issue of race will subside"

Dear Bart -

I'm a long-time reader and fan.  I have been disgusted by the way the whore media
has covered the entire primary process and the way democrats have fallen for their crap.
Has it really gotten to the point where no one can even site racial demographics without being called a racist?

Yes - for the first time on the internet, we have to watch what we say
and the list of taboo-topics gets longer every day.

Seriously, there are a LOT of racists in America, but that isn't how you spot them.  I've had people
tell me in the last month that the ENTIRE problem with our country is that we pay all this money in
taxes just to support a bunch of black people who don't want to work.  And the republican party and
their media mouthpieces perpetuate this myth!  These people have NO IDEA what has been going on
in our country in the last 30 YEARS!

Democrats need to stop fighting each other, and start fighting the real enemy.
 Marie in DC

Marie, I have an opinion:
There's no need to "stop fighting each other" if the fighting never started.

Democrats are trying desperately to get out of a giant hole - and how'd we get in that hole?

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Jesus just left Fallujah
 Why are Marines trying to convert Muslims?


At the western entrance to the Iraqi city of Fallujah Tuesday, Muamar Anad handed his residence
badge to the U.S. Marines guarding the city. They checked to be sure that he was a city resident,
and when they were done, Anad said, a Marine slipped a coin out of his pocket and put it in his hand.

Out of fear, he accepted it, Anad said. When he was inside the city, the college student said,
he looked at one side of the coin. "Where will you spend eternity?" it asked.

He flipped it over, and on the other side it read, "For God so loved the world, that He gave His
only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life. John 3:16."

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 Subject: Blacks and Barak Obama


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Subject: Support and frustration


For all I know you get hundreds of e-mails a day supporting you, (I sometimes get 1. maybe 2)
but in case you don't, I felt the need to back you up.  They (the media mostly) are setting us up
to lose again and half of the Democratic party seems to be going along with it.  I'm really just
speechless at how naïve these Hillary haters can be.

I wanted a fighter.  She wouldn't have let Florida go like Gore, she wouldn't have
put up with the swiftboating and she would have fought for Ohio unlike Kerry.
Look, there's really no chance for her to take the nomination now and yet she's still fighting.
I do not want to lose with dignity AGAIN.

I work for her here in NH but that may be my last race.
You get burned out quick when you actually give a sh#*.
 Chris O

Either the Hillary democrats or the Obama democrats are going to lose
for the third time in a row.  Let's hope at least one of us wins.

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South's Finest Chocolate

What's wrong with Oklahoma?
 by my good friend Richard Fricker


Democrats might want to take a look at Oklahoma to see what the future could hold if
their party fails to unite, letting right-wing evangelicals and neoconservatives have their way.

The Republican-dominated Oklahoma legislature is defining the frontier of xenophobic
immigration laws, anti-Muslim bigotry, gay bashing and encouragement of gun-toting students
- with Democratic legislators often too timid to resist.

Rep. Randy Terrill has emerged as a hero of the "protect our borders" crowd by authoring
a law - known as HB1804 - that makes it a felony even to give an illegal immigrant a ride.

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Our Fuhrer - Guilty of Murder?

 Subject: Bart needs a vacation

 Bart, you wrote:

> It looks like Democrats are sidelining their .330 hitter to give the new kid a chance.
> Sounds a little crazy to me, but I've been wrong before - seriously...

Bart, I think you should take a break for the next couple of months... you are losing it.

Just in what league has Hillary ever hit .330?

She ran a terrible campaign - what makes you think she will have a magic turnaround in the fall.
You act like the people in this country are betting with their hearts instead of their minds,
...but yet Barrack has run a much better campaign in EVERY SINGLE WAY.

And that stupid Florida/Michigan flag icon... what part of THEY BROKE THE
FUCKING RULES do you not understand?

Although you claim that you will support the nominee (who is Obama, btw) I can see
months of "if you people would have listened to Ol Bart, we wouldnt be in this mess"
or "you were warned", blah blah blah.

Ill continue to read the blog cause Im loyal like that,
but seriously, take some time off - you are getting delusional.

Yes, we've learned that anyone who prefers experience to hope is "delusional."

Anyone who prefers a proven winner to a potential winner is "losing it."

Anyone who wants a return to the peace and prosperity of the Clinton years
should be insulted with all-caps screaming the F word.

And if it turns out I was right all along, that makes me a know-it-all prick?

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"If we had played by the rules of the Democrats, I would have won, and if
  the Democrats have played by our, Hillary would have won this long ago..."
     -- Mike Huckabee, probably telling the truth,   Link

 But since we're f-ing retarded, since we give a net 13 delegates for Idaho
 (4 electoral votes) and a net 10 delegates for Pennsylvania, (21 votes)
 we're not sending our best fighter into the ring to face the team that fights super-dirty.

 Only the Democrats could reward a 10,000 vote victory with 13 delegates
 and then punish the 200,000 vote victor with only 10 delegates.

 Just when you think the Democrats couldn't possibly get any more retarded,
 Howard Dean finds a way to continue screwing things up.

 ...and don't tell me it's not his fault.

 If the Chairman of the party can't fix problems - why have one?

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Check out our IMPEACH W banner we hung yesterday on
the 405-San Diego Freeway AND it's still there!
Maybe the cops were too busy chasing immigrants.

 Subject: Fired up democrats for Obama

You know if the people who have the spittle fly from their mouths when they talk about Hillary
 had just half of that gumption the last seven years and directed their anger where it needed to go,
 maybe we wouldn't be in the mess we are in today.

 I just can't stand the way democrats have roused up to attack one of their own
 but sat with apathy when Bush etc raped and pillaged this country.

 That's very true.
 Many democrats (you don't need the list) are so angry with Hillary they can't speak,
 and I'm talking about profesional speakers like Ed Schulktz and Randi Rhodes.

 But they never got this angry at Bush - never.

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McClellan Quotes

"I still like and admire Bush, but he and his advisers confused the propaganda campaign
  with the high level of candor and honesty so fundamentally needed to build and then
  sustain public support during a time of war...In this regard, he was terribly ill-served by
  his top advisers, especially those involved directly in national security."
     -- Scotty the Underbear - tired of lying?      Link

"Scott McClellan: I'm shocked, shocked that the Bush White House was filled with
 scheming, dishonest people, which I never figured out 'till later, and I'm really upset
 Rove and Libby put me out in front to mislead the American people while I was confused.
 Still, Bush was a good guy but his advisers and the media served him badly."
    -- Scarecrow     Link

 "War should only be waged when necessary, and the Iraq war was not necessary."
   -- Scotty the Underbear - tired of lying?     Link

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War Killing the Economy


As the Congress takes up the latest Bush administration 'supplemental' appropriation of another
$160 billion for the war in Iraq, the impact of the war on families has been enormous. Montana now
has the highest number per capita of killed or wounded in the country - 26.09 per 100,000 population
- and a total of 250 deaths or injuries as of May 10. In fact, the Congress should consider whether
the funding - almost a trillion dollars to date - helps al-Qaida more than us.

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In THE THIN WHITE LINE, author Craig DiLouie presents a terrifying vision about
how a pandemic might unfold, focusing on the Canadian experience but relevant to any country.

Click Here for the book's 'trailer'

 Subject: Florida and Michigan not only early primaries

It wasn't just Florida and Michigan who had early primaries and violated DNC rules.
Iowa, New Hampshire, and South Carolina also had primaries earlier than DNC rule 11 allowed.

However the Democratic Party decided only to enforce the rules against 2 of the 5 states
that violated them. So why is it that the Democratic Party can arbitrarily punish 2 states
and decide to let 3 other states ignore the rule? I think the Democrats are manipulating
the outcome of the election and that they are not thinking about wining the general election
where Florida and Michigan do count.

Marc Perkel
San Bruno, CA.

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"My first kill" in Iraq

Have a bucket nearby...


"McCain's crazy preacher Robert Hagee called the Catholic church the 'apostate church'
  and 'the great whore.' I've got no problem with the apostate part, because I don't know
  what that word means. But the great whore? You're talking about a religion that is against
  condoms and the pill. We would be terrible whores. Unless you're into pregnant whores,
  in which case, shame on you."
    -- Jon Stewart, taking a break from the Hillary jokes,

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Subject: BCR Show 140 & Michael Moore on guns

Hey Bart,  I was catching up with BCR 140, great stuff!!

Michael Moore just made $100 Million.
People know he has something to take, so he might need security more than most.
Also, he's had a target on his back since he's become popular for poking conservatives in the eye.

You might also need some protection, the right wing conspiracy can't be happy with the dozens
of readers you rile up every day, but I live in a nice town 1.5 miles from City Hall and the Police Station.
Playing the percentages, the chance of a gun in my home causing harm to my children is greater
than the chance of someone breaking in and causing harm.

 Granted, having kids in the house poses a problem for a gun owner.

 And I don't know Bush about kids, but you'd think once a kid hits 10 or 12
 his brain would understand what "Don't touch this gun" means.

 Kids take their life in their hands when the cross a street or ride a bike to a friend's home,
 so why can't a kid learn not to mess with a gun?

 I'm just asking, cause I don't know...

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Why I Make Stuff Up
 by Maureen Dowd


"If you brought me over here to cry uncle, shame on you, Barack Obama. You and your press lackeys
are engaged in a cover-up even though Hillary's winnin' the popular vote and the general election."

"Hey, Bill, please, stop wagging your finger at me. Call off Harold Ickes and the Hillaryland Huns.
You're right. I can't win without her. The two of us can clean McCain's grandfather clock."

 She just makes up imaginary dialog - do people know her columns are imaginary?

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Advice to Gay couples

 I think June 15th is the day gays can legally marry in California.
 Trust me - if you want to get married, do it right away.

 Don't plan some April, 2009 wedding because we both know the we-hate-everybody GOP
 is going to work like crazy to destroy as many unions as possible, so get married now.
 Once you get legally married, I doubt they can reverse it, but they'll overturn the law
 to prevent others from following in your footsteps so tempting fate would be unwise.

 Just trying to help.

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Subject: Think about it...

If the football game is over, the final score has been posted, and the lights are off,
if the losing team is still running around the field, pretending the game is still on,
should we really be applauding their efforts, celebrating their refusal to concede defeat?
 Keith in LaPlace, LA

The game is over, the final score has been posted and the lights are off,
so is Keith prepared to bet on the game?

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In order to better understand the conditions of the twenty-first century
Raphael Sassower and Louis Cicotello revisit the twentieth century in
Political Blind Spots: Reading the Ideology of Images.
Sassower and Cicotello revisit some of the most significant periods
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the relationship between aesthetics and politics.

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Marty's Entertainment Page
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 Subject: Euro-trash responce to Steve HOT


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We need to grow the pie higher

 We need a reader to do a weekly column on the newest video games
 We need a reader to do a weekly column on the newest phones, cameras and hi-def TV stuff
 We need a reader to do a weekly column on the newest web stuff, which would probably
      need to be divided into techy and youtube fun sections
 We need a reader to do a weekly column on the political implications of
    Guitar Hero and Grand Theft Auto

We need a sports section

Got opinions?
Got strong opinions on what's good or bad about sports?

Baseball is hot, football is coming.

Who wants to run Bartcop Sports?
We could divide into two parts - a "color" dude and a "play by play" dude.
One guy would be all facts, the other would be all opinions.

We need recruits - like the army- but we won't get you killed!

Anybody want to get involved?
If so, don't send an e-mail that says, "I'd like to get involved."
Instead, send your tech column or sports column, etc

Why blog for friends & family when you could blog for dozens?

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Subject: 'euro-trash"

As a piece of "euro-trash" I'd also like to point out that the cars driven in Europe are usually
much smaller and even if they aren't they get MUCH better gas mileage than here.  My friend
in Scotland got rid of ther Mercedes because it was "only getting about 27 mpg"
She got a smaller car that does about 45mpg and no it's not a hybrid.

Not sure what is driving Steve's anger at Europeans so much though,
I think he might put that anger where it really belongs -BFEE....

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"If gay or lesbian couples want to get married, one of you just say you are a man,
  and the other just say you're a woman. You won't have to change your name, or the
  way you dress. We'll take your word for it. No one will ask you to drop trou and
  whip it out, okay? That's illegal. I know that for a fact."
    -- Stephen Colbert

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Subject: hey from Tally

Bart, when you coming to LA next?

We miss you, dude!

What about Whalefest LA in January of 2009?

 They rent these boats, they hold 100 people or more - we'll rent one as a party barge.
 January is whale-watching month just off the Channel Islands near L.A..
 We'll charter a boat, smuggle in some Chinaco and maybe some fresh flowers
 and we'll watch the whales make big splashes thirty yards from the boat.
 Damn, Mrs Bart will be nice to me for weeks if I can pull this off.

 We could even have Pokerfest Long Beach 2009 the night before!
 Who's got a big house we could borrow?

 We've never tried an LA fest.

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Subject: dream ticket

Considering all of the acrimony on both sides, I wonder how many Clinton or Obama supporters
would refuse to vote for the dream ticket if THEIR candidate wasn't in the lead position or even just on the ticket?

I would not be at all surprised if some of the more rabid supporters on both sides would
refuse to vote for their own candidate if the other candidate was on the ticket!
Keep up the great work,
 Stan in Durant

 Stan, if I know Democrats...

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Worldwide Bartcop

They read it in Moscow, Russia

They read it in Little Rock, Arkansas

They read it in Cologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany

They read it in Powder Springs, Georgia

They read it in Homer Glen, Illinois

 If you have a business that ships products Worldwide,
 (t-shirts, stickers, hats etc)  you should be advertising on

 Why just sell to America when you can sell to the world?

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Subject: Hillary and Assassination

Bart, I have been reading stuff on your website for a long time and I have to admit that the layout
sometimes confuses me. I guess it's you sticking up for Senator Clinton, but I don't know why.

She brought up the Bobby Kennedy Assassination to remind people that anything can happen,
including the supposed front runner being killed. She didn't actually say that, but that's the subtext.
These days subtext is where it's at, and I think you are smart enough to get that.

 You were honest enough to admit she didn't actually say that - good on you.
 But you also read her mind and then told me what she was thinking.

 Why do people keep doing this?

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 Iraq pumped 3.5M  barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B
$11.66 billion in profit in 90 days

Gouging us to the tune ofHOT
$129 million profit per day


Gouging us to the tune of
$1,300 profit per second
because Bush started a fake war

...and what did it cost America,
besides $3 trillion of debt for your kids?


Some people celebrate Bush's bloody oil war...

Some don't.
x 4,083....4,084

We lost another  soldier since last issue.

We now have 4,084 dead soldiers.

Hey guys, we'd like to bring you home,
but Bush is fighting a war of his own...


Exxon makes $108M$128M every day

That's why Bush
raped Iraq and killed Saddam!

How do we know for sure?
Iraq's oil wells have NO METERS!

 $200M-400M a day goes missing!

Where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.

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