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 Thurs-Tuesday,  May 27 - June 1, 2010 Vol 2533 - Corn monf

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Quote of the Day

"Obama and his guys, if they're so smart, 
  let them find the energy that we need to 
  grow and sustain our lives." 
     -- Rush

   What about solar and wind?
   Oh, that's right - they're free and 
   big oil can't make millions selling it.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow Here comes impeachment HOT
Arrow Greta proves she's Stupid HOT
Arrow Benny: Why I Like Rape HOTHOT
Arrow Bristol's Speechifying Tour 
Arrow Dr Laura's Gay Bible Letter 
Arrow The Gores are separating 
Arrow Don't live in Oklahoma 
Arrow Paris Hilton salutes Troops 



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"Will the last Republican in Hollywood turn off the lights?"
        -- UncleDon, commenting on the death of Dennis Hopper

  I always liked Dennis Hopper - until he turned Bush bastard on us.

  I thought his best scene was in True Romance, written by Quentin Tarantino.
  He had information that mobster Christopher Walken needed, 
  and Walken's goons were ready to torture him to get that info.

 But Hopper and Walken connected non-verbally and Walken
 permitted Hopper to die suddenly instead of torturously.


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Here comes impeachment


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"3,000 killed on 9/11 was tragic enough. The solution? Invade two Countries illegally and watch 
  another 5,000 die, not counting many, many thousands more civilians and children in Iraq & Afghanistan. 
  Add in refugees fleeing these Countries and you have literally millions of people displaced or dead. 
  If this is ‘winning’, wtf does losing look like?" 
     -- Zimzone

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Subject: Liability caps or oil

Under federal law oil companies like British Petroleum can only be held liable for up to 75 million dollars.
However if an individual downloads music illegally it will cost you a fine of 250 thousand dollars.
So the maximum penalty for destroying the entire gulf coast is the same penalty as downloading 300 songs illegally.

After we the taxpayers bailed out the banks, now we have to bail out the oil companies?
Although the Constitution says "We the People" it seems like the country has been run like
"We the Corporations". Whatever happened to concepts like fairness and honesty?

Marc Perkel
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Founder of the Church of Reality
Reality changed my life. It can change your life too.

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"When are you going to get out of Afghanistan? Why are we continuing to kill and die there? 
  What is the real excuse and don’t give us this Bushism 'if we don’t go there they’ll all come here.' "
     -- Helen Thomas, the only WH reporter with courage,     Link

 We have been in Afghanistan longer than Vietnam.
 We know it's going to end the same way so why are we still there? 

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Greta's poll proves she's Stupid
 Guy calls her 'stupid' and her viewers agree


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This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a slaughter.

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"BP's top official upgrades impact of Gulf oil spill from "very modest" to "environmental catastrophe."
      -- CNN Breaking News    Video

 This is where out hapless, loser Democrats should be saying, "THIS is why we have to get off our oil addiction," 
 but no, that wouldn't be nice so they remain silent when they should be speaking up.

 Meanwhile, Republicans (who are determined to win) are calling this "Obama's Katrina."

 Like I've been saying for many years, the GOP is willing to work 24/7/365 to win.

 Democrats, however, will consider allowing victory in after it knocks on their door.
 Democrats are addicted to losing the way the Catholics are addicted to raping children.

Why I Like Rape
 by Benny the Rat


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Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.


"The disaster in the Gulf may well spell the political end of the president and his administration." 
      -- Piggy Noonan, trying to make the spill Obama's fault,    Link

 First, Brit Hume and the vulgar Pigboy say there's no problem in the Gulf.
 Why is there never a penalty for even the most bald-faced lies?

 Second, if there was a God, this would be the end of off-shore drilling and 
 the beginning of the end for the internal cumbustion engine - but there is no God.

 Third, do you think Obama has ordered Ken Salazar to check every off-shore well
 for inspections and compliance?   If he has, why not mention it to the press?

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Subject: $100 bet

John K wrote in to say in reference to Obama and the oil spill,
"They waited weeks before even acknowledging the fucking thing..."

I've got $100 that says that's not true.
If John K will bet me, you can have the winnings.
 Wes in LC

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"It's hard for Republicans to work with me right now because there are members of their base who, 
  if somebody even smiles at me, they think, You're a traitor. You smiled at Obama. You're nice to him. 
  You were polite. And if you're rude to Obama, we can raise money. So the incentive structure right now 
  for cooperation within the Republican Party is not real strong."
      -- Obama, listing the facts and almost making me faint   Link

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As a kid, I saw the Three Stooges perform live - at a circus.
I wonder how many of you have seen them perform live?

See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.

Why are we still hooked on oil?

Exxon-Mobil made $35 Billion dollars
in tax free profits last year, that's why..

Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.

Weird Picture of the Day


 I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.

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"At least 100 seats."
     -- The Boner, 4/30/10, when asked how many seats the GOP will pick up in November,    Link

"No one knows. It's way too early, no one has a number." 
     -- The Boner, 5/25/10, when asked how many seats the GOP will pick up in November,  Link

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Subject: BP

Amazing! Republicans calling for the Obama Administration 
to intervene at the Gulf of Mexico oil blow-out. 

I do believe  that’s Socialism!! 
Repug’s need to make their minds up!

I've always said the federal government is like your parents.
You want your freedom until the shit hits the fan.

Then you go running home to Momma.

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Bristol Palin to Launch Speechifying Tour
 She gets $30K per speech - not bad for an unwed Mom


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In Guatemala City, a downpour created a giant sinkhole that swallowed a street intersection. 
Residents told CNN that a three-story building and a house fell into the hole.   More


Why take so much time off? 
Isn't there anyone working over weekends and holidays - nurses and police work?? 
Too many days since last update-- getting tiresome to even check-in--sorry--Joyce

Joyce, I didn't see your name on the subscriber list.

Crazy as this sounds, is there anyone on the Internet 
with as many hand-written pages by one guy as

...and you say it's "tiresome" to click on a link
to see if I've finished my many hours of typing?

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Dr Laura's Gay Bible Letter
 Either the Bible is right or it's not


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Teabaggers for Dummies


'Oh my God. Holy crap."
     -- Sarah Palin, (according to Bristol) after Bristol told her she was pregnant,    Link

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Subject: that iceberg

McCain and W tried to stop the Wall street madness and the housing madness
and Dodd and Frank claimed they were trying to keep poor people out of homes.

As Acorn's chief attorney, Obama shares plenty of the blame as do Repubs for pressuring Clinton
into repealing Glass Steagal. So yes Bush hit the iceberg but the Dems put it there.
 Carson, Mayor of Monkeytown.

McCain and Head Monkey thought Wall Street was making too much money?
And Dodd and Frank wanted poor people put in McMansions?

Did you hear that from Rush or Beck?

Is that why you didn't include a link?
Because it's something you heard a partisan liar say?

And how did ACORN get enough money to hire a sitting president?

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Today's Historic Photo


 Can you guess what this is?

Subject: Last issue's Historic photo

Texas City, 1947.

After the fire aboard M/V Grandchamps caused a huge fire and explosion.
Another big oil blunder. 568 Dead, 3500 injured.


Steve in MT

Steve, you could be right, but I don't know.
That city looks more "back East" to me, like Detroit or PittsburgH.

Subject: Last issue's Historic photo

The City is Cleveland, OH.
The destruction was caused by East Ohio Gas Company explosion and fire of 1944.

Large above ground gas storage tanks blew up.
130 people were killed and a few square blocks of homes were destroyed.

Gil, that looks like Downtown to me - but you could be right.

Subject: Last issue's Historic photo

The streetcar looks like the ones Detroit used to have, before they sold them to Mexico City in 1964
(where they are still in operation).  The buildings don't look familiar, though.

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Al and Tipper Gore are separating
 Yet the Clintons are still together...


In an e-mail obtained by The Whore AP, the Gores said it was 
"a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made 
together following a process of long and careful consideration."

OK, what are we not being told?

After 40 years together, suddenly one of them has to get away?
They have enough money to own two homes, so who needs to "get away?"

My guess:
One of them has found somebody else and they're tired of hiding it.
They want to go out in public and this prevents the "scandal" of doing so.

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"The worker safety sheet for one dispersant used in the Gulf says it includes 2-butoxyethanol, 
  a compound associated with headaches, vomiting and reproductive problems at high doses." 
     -- Abrahm Lustgarten,   Link

  So, all these people near the coast are going to have headaches, vomiting and reproductive problems? 

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Subject: Augggh!!! NO! No! NO! NO!!!!!!


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"No one seems capable of doing one damn thing...It is bad enough that BP's still running this repair, 
  which is like having Jack the Ripper try to save the victim and run the murder investigation. 
  Isn't anybody at the White House worried that it now looks like BP is running the White House?"
      -- Keith Olbermann,    Link

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Matt Lauer cheating with a 'man'
 Is that news?   That's what all Rethugs do...

 Alexis Houston, born a man, NY Whore Post says


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"I'm extremely thankful that the public library system already exists.
  Imagine trying to get that one past congress."'
     -- Amanda Eland

"I distrust people who know what God wants them to do,
  because it always coincides with their own desires."
     -- Susan B Anthony

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Subject: Are you OK?

Hello Bartcop,
Maybe you mentioned it on a previous page that you were going to be 
out of action for awhile but just checking to see if things are alright. 

I hadn't seen a page since the last Tuesday-Wednesday edition and 
started worrying that something happened to you. 

May that not be the case and its that I just haven't been paying attention. 

Take care,

The clue was in last page's title - Two outer.

I was hoping to get another chance to go to the World Series of Poker
but I figured my odds were about five percent, a "two outer" in poker terms.

Well, I got lucky and that's where I was the last half of the week.

I'm working on the Trip Report now.

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 Have you ever seen her look better?


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