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 Thurs-Friday,  June 3-4, 2010   Vol 2535 - Lebanese trawler

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Quote of the Day

"Rod Blagojevich was a creature 
  of the Illinois Democrat machine. 
  Same as Barack Obama."
     -- Mark Belling (R-Whore)   Link

  Isn't that like saying, "Drew Brees
  is a creature of the NFL, 
  same as O.J. Simpson." 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Arrow No Photos Of Dead Animals HOT
Arrow Why we Hate Fags HOT
Arrow Reid's chances better HOT
Arrow Republican Beliefs are Lies
Arrow Partisan Groupthink
Arrow Obama approves new Gulf well
Arrow BP bans fly-overs - how?
Arrow Is Tara Reid too skinny? 



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"Extreme Greenies: see now why we push "drill, baby, drill" of known reserves
  & promising finds in safe onshore places like ANWR?   Now do you get it?"
        -- Palin, pretending she was against off-shore drilling,   Link

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No Photos Of Dead Animals, Please


I'm not going to run any pictures of the dead/dying animals.
Yesterday on CNN, they showed a cardboard box full of oil clumps.

Then one of the oil clumps winked and only then did I realize
those clumps were giant, dying birds and it made me sick.

It was worse than any porn I've ever seen and I won't publish any of it.

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"Our continued dependence on fossil fuels will jeopardize our national security. It will smother our planet.
  And it will continue to put our economy and our environment at risk. We have to acknowledge that an
  America that runs solely on fossil fuels should not be the vision that we have for our children and grandchildren."
     -- Obama, talking about change, but is that all he'll do?  Talk about change?   Link

 Just think - If Gore had chosen to fight in 2000 instead of going to sleep...

"The only way the transition to clean energy will succeed is if the private sector is fully invested in this future
 - if capital comes off the sidelines and the ingenuity of our entrepreneurs is unleashed. And the only way to
  do that is by finally putting a price on carbon pollution."
    -- Obama, waiting for someone else to lead       Link

 I wish Obama would act like a leader, instead of acting like Harry Reid.

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Subject: Should the government be involved in the oil spill?

It's interesting to see Republicans and Tea Baggers changing their tune when they want the government to bail them out 
after the capitalists have failed. After all, isn't the oil spill "Free Enterprise"? They didn't like the government bailing out the banks, 
but they want the government to bail out the oil companies and help clean up the spill? I thought they believed that wasn't the 
government's role. They shouldn't interfere with the "free market system".

Now the conservatives want the government to "take over". They want government run beach protection? Are they asking for 
socialized government run environmental protection? Isn't this just more "government regulation". Just another "big government takeover"? 
Why do we care about the environment? That's what those liberal progressive tree hugging global warming socialist hippies want. 
Not the conservatives are calling out to the "federal bureaucracy" for a "bailout". What about BP's God given right to make a profit?

When things are good it's easy for Tea Baggers to run their mouth. But when the disasters come and we have to deal with reality 
all of a sudden they change their tune and come crying to Uncle Sam wanting the liberals to clean up their mistakes. 
I think the news media is giving these people intellectual welfare to even listen to them anymore. 

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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

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"Because that's all the ammunition we had."
     -- Sheriff Grady Judd, asked why his officers shot a suspect 68 times,    Link

 Before you get upset, the bad guy had just executed a disabled cop 
 after severing his spinal cord with a bullet.

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Subject: The Clintons

Hey Bart,

I read an article about Hillary having the highest approval ratings of any US politician, in the mid-60s.
And then of course there was the "revelation" that White House asked Bill Clinton to talk to Sestak.
And it got me thinking, and eventually smiling.

This power couple is still as strong, as powerful and as relevant as ever.  They both still in position to do
so much for US and the world, and they continue doing it.  They have had everything and the kitchen sink
thrown at them, and they both survived, and came out stronger for it.  And it's such a sweet feeling.

They've both become statesmen in their own right.
I will always respect and admire them, and I hope, for the sake of our country and people worldwide,
they will remain in politics as long as they can, because they have that important characteristic that's rare
in a politician...they care about PEOPLE.

Just wanted to vent a bit.

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Republican Professed Beliefs are Lies


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Subject: your such a liar


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"The entire Fox News Channel is a 24-hour-a-day racism engine, but it's all coded, all implied. 
  Lou Dobbs used to scream on CNN about 'immigration,' not 'filthy Mexicans.' Right-wing Americans 
  are not out there calling black people 'niggers,' or saying, 'The Klan has good ideas.'
  Instead, they're questioning the legitimacy of Obama's presidency by accusing him of being born 
  in Africa or of being a Muslim. Or they're having tea parties and calling Obama a 'communist' and a 'Nazi.'"
    -- Sarah Silverman,    Link

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Reid's chances better
Louden's 'chicken' gaffe is killing her


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By the Wizard of Whimsy

Subject: Obama's first 500 days


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Drug Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.


"You have billions of us who are rooting for you and we know you are going to come through.
  After the last eight years, it's great to have a president who knows what a library is." 
     -- Paul McCartney, to Obama, at the White House,   Link

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Subject: seeing the Beatles live

I saw the Beatles live in Baltimore, 1964.  Bill Haley and the Comets opened for them.
And I saw Jimi Hendrix at the Virginia Beach Dome in 1968.
Haven't run into many folks who have seen both the Beatles and Hendrix live.

But I think Orange7's pair beats my pair.

Please keep making my day :)

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Subject: I know the guy who flipped on greer in the FL GOP invest


If you read the search warrant affidavit here

by LEOs investigating the FL GOP, they reference a Delmar Johnson.

I went to college with Johnson at FSU.
The guy represents everything reprehensible about my fellow republicans (yeah im one so be it)

The guy is fat, obnoxious, a Phi Delta Theta fraternity member who had everyone kissing his ass.
He ran for student government and bought his way in, and became senate president.
His office became a shrine to Ronald Reagan (hey i like Reagan but I don't need busts of the guy
and pictures festooning my office, its unseemly) and George Bush Sr, he made that shit like his home.

Somehow the fat fuck got all sorts of women, or at least appeared to. He had other student government
senators (women - he wasn't gay as much as I could tell but Phi Delt guys who knows, right) all over his lap,
he was Mr. Handy if you catch my drift. He not only looked corrupt, he WAS corrupt, and everyone knew
the guy was full of shit. He had charisma, I'll give him that, but I guess it was just inevitable someone that greasy
and rotten would find his way into the higher eschelons of the Republican party (whom I frankly don't care for).

Just look at this son of a bitch. As my late grandfather used to say,
he's so terrible he makes your ass want a drink of water.

Anyways just thought I'd let you know a little more about the bitch snitch who flipped on Greer for likely probation.
I was PRAYING TO GOD he would get a Federal Grand Jury indictment, I would have flown to Miami or wherever to watch that shit.
 Chris in FL

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"President Obama has once again shown his lack of judgment, by sending Attorney General Eric Holder 
  down to the Gulf of Mexico to investigate possible litigation. … Instead of concentrating on stemming the 
  ongoing oil spill, the Obama administration is opening up a new gusher, full of litigation and trial lawyers." 
      -- Michelle Bachmann, the other Publicity Whore,   Link

"Is there any good reason for the Justice Department to not conduct an investigation at this time?  
  Surely neither the JD's attorneys, nor BP's, are involved in plugging the leak.  This is just a continuation 
  of the conservative/Republican narrative we’ve been hearing for the last eighteen months – attack and 
  criticize Obama at every opportunity no matter what he does.  If you take a look at almost any issue, 
  you'll find Republicans at the wrong end supporting the interests of corrupt big business over those 
  of every day Americans."
      -- Mario Piperni,   Link

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Subject: I love Michigan

Kate M  should move to a better part of town than Dearborn.  
Between the feds raiding the arabs' businesses and the red neck cops who issue DWBs 
to every african-american male between the ages of 16 and 75, who would want to live there?  

The best things about Dearborn are driving down Warren AVE in the early morning and smelling 
the pita bread baking, or having a great meal in one of the many middle eastern restaurants there.  
Other parts of metro Detroit are nicer.  My suburb, Warren, is okay.  The racial mix has changed 
a great deal since I moved there, because the black middle class is abandoning Detroit in droves, 
and buying cheap houses in better school districts.  Warren used to be known as the same sort of 
red neck enclave that the non-arab half of Dearborn is filled with.  Now, we even have some black cops!  
That is serious progress around here. 
The best thing about Michigan is that there is no place in the state that is not within a 30 mile drive of a beach  
Beaches on lakes that don't have sharks and don't have oil spills.  Our tourism economy will be booming this summer.  
No one is going to want to go to the Gulf Coast for beach time this summer.  Plus, this oil spill in the Gulf has 
put to rest the talk of starting to drill in the Great Lakes, something we were all very worried about.  

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See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.

Why are we still hooked on oil?

Exxon-Mobil made $35 Billion dollars
in tax free profits last year, that's why..

Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.

Weird Picture of the Day


 I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.

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Subject: Last issue's weird photo

It's a scene from the movie "A Serious Man" which I strangely rented last weekend.



"Thanks for letting us off the hook."
     -- Goldman Sachs, in a letter to BP

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Subject: Cheapest tequila?


I recently drove through Tulsa so I could stop by Parkhill Liquors and  was dismayed 
to not only discover they were out of Chinaco, they also didn't know when they'd get it again. 

Also, their prices didn't seem nearly as good as I remembered from just a few years ago. 
I wondered if OK raised the tax on alcohol or something. I seem to remember Chinaco Anejo 
(not reposado) for $35 per bottle, but their new price was in the fifties. 

Anyway, I'll be driving through OK again in the fall, 
and I'm wondering if you had another place to recommend.
 Mark in Santa Fe

Mark, you can't get any cheaper than Parkhill's. Here's the deal: Oklahoma has a law 
that you MUST sell your liquor in our state at the very cheapest price you sell to anyone.

Since Chinaco is a small, hand-made tequila, they don't want to sell it for $35
when they can get $65 for it in Nevada, for instance.

Don Julio's 1942 sells for $119 or $125 everywhere in America.
At Parkhill's, it's $74.95.

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Subject: Dennis Hopper

I agree that was his AND Walken's best scene, but I don't know what you mean about connecting non-verbally. 

Hopper knew he wasn't getting out alive, so he said Walken's Great Great Grandmother had sex with a nigger, 
that he was spawned by niggers.  Hardly non-verbal.

Here's the scene:


The point is, Walken couldn't back down in front of his goons. That would've shown weakness 
(perhaps he would've gone so far as to let Hopper go?) so the two men - non-verbally - agreed to go
with the "You made me so mad, I can't wait to kill you" scenario which spared Hopper the torture 
and it spared his son's life.

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The Tyranny of Partisan Groupthink
 by Gene Lyons


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Subject: Welcome back

Hey Bart,

Welcome back.  Great page Wednesday.  Lots and lots of content.
I was thinking, you know what I like best about you?  It's your sense of humor.
You are a funny guy.  I laughed out loud at your little rip on LimpBalls's new wife.

Sorry I haven't been able to send you a few $$ lately, but I need to put away all I can,
because, now that my probation is coming to an end, big bucks are going to be required come October.
That's when it's gonna cost me upwards of $600 to get my license back.
Promise I'll try to squeeze in a few bucks somewhere though.

Welcome back again, old friend. And keep the gallows humor coming as America
continues to implode in its attempt to demonstrate that "greed is good".
Your friend

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Subject: Harry "No balls" Reid

"They all scare me."   
     -- Harry Reid, reminding everyone what a scared little mouse he is,  
Just finished a book on Frank Sinatra.  
When he was investigated by a Senate Committee on his ties to organized crime, 
he lied though his teeth and the Committee bought it, hook, line, and sinker.  

Guess was Chairman of that committee?  
Our wimpy Senator from AZ, of course!

Frank would never get involved with organized crime  :)

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Clear Channel: Why we hate Mexicans


BP bans fly-overs
 How do they own the air?


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Subject: re: VOL 2534

No hysterical Jooooooooooo bashing?
No fervent support for genocidal anti-Semi...excuse me: peace activists?

What the hell kind of liberal are you?
Your failure to conform is most troubling.

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Subject: Last issue's Historic photo

Bart, those are M40 self-propelled 155mm howitzers of "Battery G, 937th Field Artillery Battalion"  
Army unit which served in Korea in 1951.  

The 155mm is approximately an 8 inch shell; the howitzer has a bulldozer blade at the rear which was 
buried in the ground to counteract recoil, and you are right the noise would have been deafening.
I like your solution for "the Korean conflict."

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Why we Hate Fags
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Obama approves new Gulf oil well
 Sure wish we could get some change...


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"The Obama administration is blocking all new offshore drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, 
  a day after regulators approved a new permit for drilling in shallow water. An e-mail Thursday 
  from the Gulf Coast office of the Minerals Management Service says that "until further notice" 
  no new drilling is being allowed in the Gulf, no matter the water depth." 
     -- The Whore AP being as clear as the Gulf on Obama's real position,   Link

 We can't believe anything the Whore AP says.

 But if the Whore AP were semi-trust-worthy, it would appear that some oil company
 got a last-minute, just-before-the-door-closes permit and if so, I'd like to know why and how.

 Wouldn't it be great to live in a country where the press weren't lying whores for big business?

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"When a plane crashes, you don't just shut down every airline
  in the fleet until you find out what happened." 
     -- Bruce Vincent, oil man who wants to make more millions,   Link

  Put another way, now that we've lost the Gulf of Mexico,
  why not gamble with the Atlantic Ocean, then the Pacific?

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Hey Bart, I always knew I could count on your comments
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Thanks for that.
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Susan, that was nice - thanks.

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