Wednesday July 7th, 2010 Vol 2548 - Zwicky's Triplet
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Obama weren't Black, he'd be a tour guide in Honolulu."
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Congressman’s office and scream at him.
"The most divisive
President in history is itching for a civil war.
"I almost feel as
though Obama's trying to
See what they're
They're stoking the
fires for civil war and if they succeed, they'll say,
Will the Party of Surrender stand for this?
Subject: My father died last summer
'Just Imagine' A Night with John Lennon
Now running at Planet Hollywood, Vegas
stuff every day
Marty always has good stuff.
Subject: ExxonMobil taxes
In the wake of this oil spill disaster, I have gotten into a debate with an
otherwise-very-progressive best friend (who also happens to be a Harvard MBA)
over the issue of corporate tax evasion and loopholes.
He claims that corporations do pay all their taxes, and while I doubt that is true
I have no proof to refer him to other than your daily statement that ExxonMobil
made $35B in tax-free profits last year.
Can you direct me to a page that proves that claim so I can put this debate to rest?
He would be a strong ally to bring over to our side on this.
Please give me the ammo to win this one!
Jake in L.A.
I'm not the best guy for official answers
but your friend is cheating.
I'm sure they pay lots of other taxes
(FICA for their employees, etc)
Your friend knows he's wrong so he's
playing semantics with you.
Subject: your pet's picture on Bartcop
This is Sheba my baby Pitbull, born May 20th.
sent by Michael Paris of from Ann Arbor, MI .
That's a cute doggy - and tell Blanket that Bart says Hey!
For just $10, you can put your pet on bartcop.com where dozens will see him/her
If you feel that
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Too bad Obama doesn't have as much power as Ben Nelson.
Of course he does, he just refuses to use it.
Priest stole $1.3M for gay hookers
Subject: crappy new stuff
Bart, I've been reading you and promoting you for years now, but, I never have
any cash to send, so I always feel guilty. I'd like to add, our SONY VAIO lap top
is only 4 years old, and our SONY camera was bought on the same day,
they are now both completely obsolete, they suck.
Are you saying they no longer work?
Or are you saying some 2010 programs won't run on your 2006 computer?
It's the first computer we ever owned, we're country folk, not very tech savvy,
so we got screwed. This past weekend, our son got married, and the puter and
camera are now INCOMPATIBLE!!!!! How the fuck is that possible???
Unless, it was pre-planned to get people to spend more money.
I don't think your son's marriage caused the incompatability problem.
My '76 NOVA still runs like a charm, all of my wife's kid's have cars from
the 70's and 80's that they can fix. Hell, my step son is a pit crew guy for
Bobby Gerhart, and he hates all of the new shit.
We've lost the tech revolution, Japan won.
We're too greedy. OK 5 year old child is calling, gotta go!!!!
Love ya Buddy!!!
I don't like to upgrade, either, but technology moves into the future constantly.
Having said that, if I can't find a damn html editor that works as well as Netscape 4,7
I'm going back to Windows XP because they replaced it with shit that don't work.
Every editor I've tried is incapable of remembering colors and fonts so I have
hundreds of extra steps and I'm a busy man with shit to do so I don't have time to reset the
fonts and colors fifty-sixty times every day.
Right there - did you see that? Right in the middle of my fucking sentence,
right after the word "steps" the damn font changed - that's bullshit!
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Why are we still hooked on oil?
Did you see where
Obama has authorized
made $35 Billion dollars
senators like you and me buy gum.
BIG OIL is bad for America.
"The GOP needed a
new face, preferably a face of color, and they didn't have very many
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back alive and the 35,000 wounded weren't wounded."
-- Pat Buchanan, asked if killing Saddam was worth it Link
that bitch that if Christopher Hitchens has any kind of recovery,
had to buy a computer I couldn't
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Subject: wrong about Hillary and Neal Peart
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Subject: found on the web
Holy Trinity "overstaffed and over budget," God announced
plans to downsize the group
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This is the first picture of the universe - ever.
Thanks to Tweeting Chicago Jim
Guess the City
Subject: yesterday's mystery city
Bart, that's Honolulu with Aloha Tower foreground and Diamond Head upper right.
When I lived there during the mid 70s they held awesome July 4th concerts inside Diamond Head crater.
Also, my brush with greatness moment, while setting off firecrackers with a bunch of school kids
I noticed a couple young boys writing their names in the air with sparklers. One young, thin
dark-skinned lad seemed to have a name with mostly vowels, nearly every other letter was an 'a'.
I asked him what his name was and I swear he said 'Barack Obama'.
He also had an unusual trait of saying something clever and pausing a moment
to see if anyone was going to laugh. He'd laugh with them not wanting to appear rude
by laughing at his own joke. I've never seen anyone else do that.
That was the evening of July 4th, 1976, our bicentennial.
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Today's Historic Photo
That photo is the end of the march from Selma to Montgomery. It is in Montogomery.
I know thise because the tall man next to Mrs. King is Rev. F.D. Reese, the president
of the voter's league in Selma at the time. I had the honor of interviewing Rev. Reese
in 2002 when I traveled to Selma for the Bridge Crossing Jubliee in March.
The bridge crossing is re-enacted each year. If you ever get to south Alabama,
you must take part in the bridge crossing. It will change your life.
Gave me goose bumps -- and I am a white male.
See that empty space above the headline?
My html editor refuses to let me fix that.
Why can't America build an html editor that works?
Check out the toons and stuff
on the Bart Blog!
Bart, I just got a great IT job after being spoiled on unemployment since Feb.
Thought I would help out. Take care of the bartcats!!!
Nancy in Richmond
Nancy, that was nice - thanks.
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