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Tuesday-Wednesday July 27-28, 2010 Vol 2556 - Mr. Fixit
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Quotes
"This Dude is young and still learning and is still a million miles ahead of what shape we would be in
if McCancer and Bible Barbie got in there. Sure he could have been more forceful on a public option,
could have fired Geitner's ass a long time ago, and especially figured out that there is no way in hell
he will get help from the Rethugs a lot sooner. He's been tripped up by Lieberman, Max Baucus,
The Arkansas Bitch, Bin Nelson,....must I go on? Get out there and vote toward the Liberal side
and give our president something to work with."
-- toddnical
Bushies stole another $8.7 Billion
But "looking forward" is what Democrats do
Quotes
"You really haven't gotten your moneys' worth. I know
progressives are frustrated
because it feels at times not everyone in our party is pushing
at the same pace."
--
Senator Franken at Netroots Nation in Vegas (in July!) Link
When Bush took power, he gave the Right everything they aslked for.
When does the Left get something?
Subject: I take issue with
you running those anti-Obama toons
Even if you think Obama is 100% exactly right
and making the very best decisions at every turn,
he now has this image of someone who's easily spooked,
especially by FOX News and Glenn Beck.
Maybe if he did something dramatic to show
that wasn't the case...
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Marty's E-Page just turned 9.
Happy Birthday, Marty!
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"We need to phase out Medicare and Social Security in favor of something privatized."
-- Sharon Angle, ready to kill Social Security just as the nany boomers approach Link
If I was running Harry Reid's campaign, I would repeat that line
a thousand times and win the votes of 100% of old people.
You think Harry's that smart?
Send e-mail to Bart
Subject: Make my kitty famous!
Bart, here is a picture of Chessie. He's three now, and when we found him by the railroad tracks
along the York County Rail Trail, he wasn't going to make it three more days. We named him as
he looked like the old Chesapeake & Ohio Railroad mascot.
Love your work, it is especially nice to read living here in Pensultucky
where half the people think the earth is 6,000 years old.
I think we are all essentially fucked, so we may as well
party like its New Year's Day everyday.
Phil
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We either want a smaller decifit or we don't.
Think our Dems can sell a knife to a man who's hanging?
Subject: not posting enough
you'd like to get them out more often also.
If you gave readers more samples of the random stuff you put on the radio show
you'd get more subscribers. I was listening to the Paul Harvey bong ad from show 162
today and I was laughing so hard I'm pretty sure my coworkers think I'm insane.
Anyway, do what you gotta do.
Love ya Bart!
Mark in Boulder
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you
feel
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Drug
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track.
Ted Haggard: 'I Over-Repented'
Just because he likes the taste...
Subject: AHA
The
Home Depot has told the American Handjob Association that it will
continue to put its money
and employees behind homosexual pride parades and festivals. And, they
will continue setting up
Kid's Workshops at gay events.
Home
Depot has chosen to sponsor and participate in numerous gay pride
parades and festivals.
Most grievous is The Home Depot's deliberately exposing small children
to lascivious displays of
sexual conduct by homosexuals and cross-dressers, which are a common
occurrence at these events.
Homos and
cross-dressers?
Do you see Mitch the Bitch and Lindsey Graham there a lot?
Judge
for yourself by reviewing the photos below, taken during recent
homosexual events sponsored
by The Home Depot. Should The Home Depot be helping advance the
homosexual agenda?
And more importantly, will you choose to boycott The Home Depot?
Remember,
God hates fags,
The American Handjob Association
Oh, the horror!
Look at those outrageous pictures!
They way you tell it, I thought there'd be pictures of dudes blowing
each other
but no, it's gay Americams EXISTING that have your panties in a bunch.
Why don't you crazy people live your own
lives and get a new hobby?
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Subject: walking up trinity Alps Ca. Grizzly lake
All the trees are dying from climate change.
It took 3 days to hike, I am so tired, my body cant move.
I learned alot, tracking in the wilderness.
Metaphorically incredible to the life situation we are in.
Over extended civilizations, without any regard to efficiency,
no value of anything natural.
You are a synthetic pile of vegas shit.
ha ha
www.ecosutra.com
Russell, you're the only guy I know
who drinks more than Mel Gibson.
"Will you tell those dumbasses at the Tea Party to stop asking questions about birth certificates
while I'm on the camera. God, what am I supposed to do?"
-- Rethug senator wannabe Ken Buck, pissing off the stupid wing of the GOP Link
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KGB: David Kelley was 'exterminated'
He blew the whistle on Blair's Iraq lies
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Subject: e-mail from my asshole RW cousin
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT
that I got from a white power website when I subscribed to their magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the hat:
Try it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
Don't try it at McDonald's though.
The whole crew left and l never got my Triple Quarter Pounder.
Yep, what you see there is PROOF that we live in Paradise.
At least we would, if it weren't for those f-ing darkies!
Yep, if it ain't the niggers it's the beaners. Or the queers.
Oh, if only America was all-white and straight like God intended.
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Weird Picture of the Day
Link Can
you make the wheels stop turning?
I'll bet you've never
seen anything
like it.
Subject: Tea
Party thinks Racism is OK if Blacks do it too
is to try to prove that blacks are racist to. If blacks are racists then it's somehow ok for them to be racist as well.
WRONG!
Even if some members of the NAACP were racist, which they might be, it's not ok for the Tea Party to be racist.
It reminds me when I was a kid and someone does something bad and they say, "Well Joey did it too!"
That kind of excuse, they are racists too, not only proves the Tea Party followers are racists,
but that they are just not very smart. And in spite of what they might here, being smart is a good thing.
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Subject: Make my kitties famous!
Bart, first pic is Miss
Missy, left-wing kitty extraordinaire, who unfortunately died
of kidney failure six weeks ago at one year and one week old. I miss my
baby something awful.
And the second is
Hernani, otherwise known as Nanito Gatito Cachorrito, or as Ernie,
or as Nani Nani Boo Boo, who appeared at the door of the clinic the day
Missy died.
He was only three weeks
old.
Now he's a nine-week-old VERY FIERCE tiger who bites Republicans.
Keep swingin' that hammer.
Love
Kathy in Madrid
Music by Jeff Beck
No, both sides don't do what Breitbart does
Democrats would never do anything sneaky...
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Subject: not posting enough
Hey Bart, tell EIE to take a chill pill and go for 1 day a week without her handheld addictive device.
Slow down a bit!
Hell, maybe if some rich liberals laid some major cash on your website... you could hire help.
Please donate to Bart.
DAvid
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Last issue's mystery city was Seattle, or so my mail tells me.
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"What’s your agenda? Impeach Obama and bomb Mecca?"
-- Chairman of the Colorado Republican Party Dick Wadhams,
to Tom Tancredo who's running for governor with the Constitution Party, Link
Dick Wadhams?
No fair - I was going to change my name to Dick Wadhams.
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Bart, that's John Foster Dulles,
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Subject: Make my dog famous!
Sorry I'm such a dumbass, but if you
sent in your money and your pet pictures,
please re-send the pet pictures (and
your text) to me every day
until I run them.
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