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 Wednesday,   Sept 7,  2010     Vol 2576 - Stripper mills

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Quote of the Day

“Did Tiger Woods ever dream that some day his
  former coach would be giving lessons to me? Tiger
  must be bragging about that to every woman he meets!" 

     --  the vulgar Pigboy - seriously     


In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem 
Arrow Real cost of Bush's Quagmire 
Arrow Netherlands to Close Prisons 
Arrow Sleazy was in charge on 9-11?
Arrow Poodle cancels book signings  
Arrow Wozniacki beats Sharapova 
Arrow Jordan Ladd has good genes


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“Small marijuana offenses, when you’re on probation, can send you to prison.
  That doesn’t seem to me to be the best use of scarce taxpayer dollars.”

    -- Peter Shumlin, (D-Sane) running for VT governor,    Link  

 Our idiot politicians (and in this case that includes Obama) will find a way to
 come up with the money to harrass and arrest people who inhale God's flowers.

 ...because that's important.    Dammit!

 I'm so old, I remember when they used to call Obama "Spock,"
 because he was seen as a man of logic and sound reasoning.

 Then he got elected and we got change like we weren't expecting..

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Rick Santorum's Anal Sex Problem

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Subject: Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair

Hey all, I'd like for my I-touch to be able to download videos from my pc & laptop.
And I have a LG touch phone that I'd like to have the calendar talk to my I-touch pc & laptop.

Are these the kind of repairs you do?
I want the ability to have my devices talk to each other.

Thanks in advance,

We can connect to your computer and train you how to complete the tasks you mentioned.
We will also suggest the best software to aid you in those tasks.
We can teach you how to do anything that your device supports.

For example. If your device supports importing video we can show you how to do that
but if your phone does not support Microsoft outlook calendars we can not do that.

Please note, transcoding video to fit on an itouch may require a third party software.
We will provide a demo version but the customer is responsible for purchasing the full version if they decide to use it.

I hope this info helped. Please let me know if you need anything else.
 Jordan the Tech

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NFL Knockout Pool

Bart, let's do a Bartcop Knockout Pool, with the winner getting a T-Shirt or a month o' Bartcop Radio.

Here is how a knock out pool works: You pick 1 team a week, you can never pick that team again
for the rest of the year, so you take the Colts week 1, you can't use them again the rest of the year,
Your team wins, you stay in the contest, they lose, you are out, that simple. Last person standing wins.

All people have to do is E-mail me their pick before the game they want to pick.
Forget your pick on Sunday? Pick the Monday Night Game.

Let me know if you want to give it a whirl.
 Mike The Dealer

I like the idea - let's give that a try.
I'm switching my pick to Tennessee to beat Oakland.

Remember, you can get your pick in to anytime
before the game you pick, if you wait until the last minute on Monday Night you can
still E-mail me before the Chargers and Chiefs kick off and if you get it right, you stay in the pool.

Note- We already have one game where both sides have been picked,
somebody's going out week 1 (Barring that game ending in a tie.)
 Mike The Dealer  

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Subject: The Whore Media are setting us up


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Marty's has new stuff every day
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page

Marty always has good stuff.

Click on the E!


"Palin and Beck don’t care about anyone except themselves.  They are getting filthy rich pandering
  to angry white mobs so transparent in their racist feelings toward the President that a sheet of
  Saran Wrap would cast a darker shadow. The greatest threat against America is not terrorism or
  a mosque in Manhattan.  The greatest threat against America are the tens of millions of Americans
  who won’t vote this November effectively giving power to Beck's 87,000 angry assholes."
     -- Margaret and Helen, Best Friends for Sixty Years and Counting     Link

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Subject:  "Get That Worthless N***** Out Of The White House"

Bart, I clicked on that asshole's blog. What I find especially amusing is
he quotes George Orwell from 1984 at the top of his home page.

George Orwell...who fought with the Marxist POUM during the Spanish Civil War
and was a believer in democratic socialism until his death.

That's what happens when some barely literate cretin uses "Select-A-Quote"
in a lame attempt to lend legitimacy to his views, rather than actually READING
the work in question and studying the ideas of the author.
What a fucking idiot.
Love Bartcop!   
 Van Zippo

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Real cost of Bush's Quagmire
Looks like $3 trillion and counting


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Subject:  Big Dog, listing the facts

It makes me realize just how much I miss him;  We'll never have another President
as smart as  Bill Clinton, no wonder the repugs hated him and wanted him destroyed;
he makes them all look like five day old crap!

In all my years, never have I loved a president in the way I love and
admire President Clinton. He give me hope and strength every time he speaks.
 Marian in Missouri


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"You've never had a Royal Flush in a big cash game?"

       --  poker newbie Andrew Robl to poker giant Daniel Negreanu (36) on High Stakes Poker

 In poker, a Royal Flush is kinda rare.

These kids today - they've all hit Royals a dozen times before they're legal.
They play 6-8 hands at a time, 14 hours a day, with thousands riding on every hand.

  ...when *I* was a teenager, I was delivering pizza for $1.65 an hour.

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Netherlands to Close Prisons
The reason?  Not Enough Criminals



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"The numbers are eye-catching. Republicans are dramatically gaining in all categories.
  It's generated by a rotten economy and a strong conservative reaction against Obama."
       --  Larry Sabato, a political scientist at the University of Virginia,     Link

 So, the election may turn on the rotten economy (that they caused)
 and by the racist's refusal to accept a legally-elected Black president
and by the fact
 that they want it more than our surrender often-and-early Democrats want it.

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Subject:  Sick of fighting for ...(fill in the blank)

I am so very sick of fighting. For 8 years we fought the policies of Bush & Co - 2 wars,
unchecked spying & torture, tax cuts for the wealthiest, impotence in the face of disasters, etc.
We fought and got almost nothing in return.

Finally, in a history making election of 2008 we got a Democrat back in the White House,
along with a (supposed) majority in Congress.  It was a  great feeling, of relief, of promise, but it didn't last long.

Since then there has been nothing but fighting - fighting our OWN Party to get this president to LEAD,
to grab the narrative from the Rethugs, for the party to UNITE, to finally give up on the bi-partisanship
 effort - again will very little results.   (A POX on all Blue Dogs)

In fact, if you call yourself a Progressive, certain comments from WH spokespersons seem to
indicate you don't matter much to them, and that you haven't been appreciative enough.

Now almost everyone expects the Democrats to take a drubbing in the fall election. 
This could put some like John Boehner as Speaker of the House.  That doesn't scare people?

If that occurs, then we will be trying to fight the GOP policies - no real plans except for more tax cuts for
the wealthy and more regulation over women's health care decisions, and de-regulation for everything else.

I have some major issues with Obama and the Democrats myself, but the alternative is much more terrifying.
There will be so much more to fight - and I'm so effing tired of fighting,  without getting anything in return.
 Mary Lou

I think this sums it up.

Democrats - when they had power, what did they do with it?

They passed a tax hike on tanning booths.

We just don't want to win.

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"A conscious decision was made by certain groups to destroy this presidency the minute it started.
  I told my staff and my friends - way back in spring of '09 - that something is going on out there
  that is pretty deadly and pretty harsh. There appears to be a systematic, conscious attempt to
  dismantle this president, so I'm less surprised than other people."

    -- Russ Feingold,    Link  

  Russ, you're wrong.
 Our president knows his good friends Mitch and John are
 good, reasonable fellas who just want America to succeed.

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Kinda Sleazy was in charge on 9-11?

She gave Bush orders ...and he obeyed


Well, distribution has begun...Refuse new coins!
 True Americans will refuse these

  Please help out..our world is in enough trouble without this too!
U.S.Government to Release New Dollar Coins  
You guessed it
  IS GONE!!!
If ever there was a reason to boycott something, THIS IS IT!  
ha ha

Together we can force them out of circulation..

Yes, because you can't seriously spend money without God's name on it.
If you run into any of this godless money, don't spend it,
send it to Ol' Bart and I'll know what to do with it.

Poodle cancels book signings
Trying to avoid a repeat of the Dublin fiasco


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Subject: Tally's rant

Just one of the best fucking rants I've ever read. And she's right on.
So many damned "liberals" trying to make their progressive bones
by trashing Obama for not being perfect. That shit just doesn't help the cause.

Yeah, I want all the leftie goals met right away. But I have for decades.
If we don't start pulling together, it's going to be decades more.
And I don't have that much time.

Bart, thanks for keeping up the fight.
 Dan Leahy

Subject: Tally's rant

Hey, Bart.

Subject: Focus on the GOP not Obama

This is, in my not-so-humble opinion, one of the best things I've read on Bartcop, ever. 
This friend of yours sez very clearly what I have been, living on the other side of the Pacific
and so not in daily touch with stuff like this States-side, somewhat, well, perplexed about. 

And, in my limited brain-cell way, I am totally in agreement with this sentiment.  An amazing
message, a heart-felt message, a very important message that must go out to anyone and everyone
who thinx that, because s/he is not getting that pony, then maybe getting apathetic and not voting
at all or voting for the Gay, Old Party will make things better come November or 2012. 

As long as Obama is not too much of an Illuminati lizard, I have been telling myself, it looks to me
that he's doing a goddamn good fucking job.  But I'm naive more often than not, and preoccupied
with stuff over here, so what do I know . . . oh, that's right, I really know that I like this posting
by your buddy.  And I hope that you and Mrs. Bart can get together with him in the not too distant future.

Keep swinging,
The Cynical Optimist in Taiwan

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so the super-rich can
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"I trust in the American people's capacity to get beyond all this nonsense
  and focus on is this somebody who cares about me and has a vision for the future?"
       --  Obama, proving what a terrible politician he really is,      Link
 Barack, have you ever paid any attention to American politics?

 Voters are total tools - they have no brains at all.

 They vote for the guy they'd like to have a beer with.
In 95% of presidents, they voted for the taller dude for Christ's sake.
Between John Kerry and Monkey Bush, voters think Bush was the war hero.
Voters in Carolina this year thought they were voting for Al Green, the Gospel singer.
Bush won primaries in 2000 because voters thought they were voting for his dad.
Bush "won" Florida because the Jews there "voted" for goddamn Pat Buchanan.
One fourth of America thinks you are a MUSLIM FROM KENYA
    and you claim voters are smart?    Are you f-ing kidding me??

 How can such a smart man be this naive?

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Wozniacki beats Sharapova at US Open
  I see a future for her after tennis

                     Caroline Wozniaki


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Why do they give Obama hell for using a teleprompter?

Reagan never gave a speech without one - he couldn't,
because he, at the time, was our stupidest president ever.

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"According to Gallup, Republicans and Democrats are tied on the congressional ballot question
  with each drawing 46% of the vote. Last week's poll showed the GOP ahead by 10, leading 51-41."

       --  TalkingPointsMemo,    Link  

  So - nobody knows what's going to happen in November, but one thing's for sure:
 Our Democrats still have time to screw this up.

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Subject: last issue's mystery city

   Last issue's Mystery City was Cleveland.

Several people guessed Nashville due to the AT&T building there,

but ask you can see, it's not the same building.

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Every year, about half way throught he football season, you lament that you didn't start a football pool. 
Well, this year I've taken care of setting up a free one for you and your readers. 
It is a true football pool (as opposed to a fantasy league). 

But, we've made it a little harder in that you're not just picking winners, you're picking against the spread
and adding "confidence" points (ranking how much confidence you have in each pick).  Unlike a fantasy league,
you don't have to know the players, set up a draft or spend hours anguishing over whether you started the right tight end. 

You just pick your teams and bet against the spread - just like in Las Vegas. 
Picks are open until 5 minutes before kick-off when they are locked down and the picks count.

I've been in many of these (we have a group of Red Wing fans that have been using Yahoo Pickem for years)
and always had a lot of fun.  You can publish the standings for picks for a given week and accumlation of points
as the season progresses.

In order to join the group, just go to

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Give it a try, I think you'll enjoy it.
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Dennis, thanks for that.

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Today's history mystery - what is this woman doing?

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Subject: last issue's history mystery

...was not a mystery.

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