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Tuesday March 22, 2011 Vol 2666 - Copper thieves
  Quote of the Day "The wedge has lost its edge."-- GOP stategist Mark McKinnon, after a poll shows a majority now supports gay marriage Link Will Obama have the courage to agree with the majority? |
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"I think the president is too unwilling to make the kind of fights that don't necessarily win.”
-- Barney Frank, not making much sense, Link
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"I think the president is too unwilling to make the kind of fights that don't necessarily win.”
-- Barney Frank, not making much sense, Link
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Does
Obama know what he's doing?
Yes, but he's meek, timid and polite - he's a Democrat
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"It would appear on its face to be an impeachable offense,"
-- Dennis Kucinich, wanting to impeach Obama for saving lives, Link
I'm so tired of being in the suicide party...
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Subject: Hillary & Testosterone (Joe Klein)
Bart -
I'd just like to point something out that most of male-oriented western civilization seems to have missed.
When people say, "sack up", "grow a pair", "get some cajones", etc.... they're referring to the male scrotum.
The weakest part of any genitalia in our species. An organ that attempts to crawl back into a man's body at
the slightest breeze or drop in temperature, and can render a man totally incapacitated with a bump.
On the other hand, the female vagina can stretch to 15x it's normal size to accommodate the birth of
a human, then shrink back to normal retaining it's elasticity. Females are also biologically designed with
a far higher tolerance of pain. We have to be.
So for Hillary and the girls having the VAGINA to make hard decisions comes as no surprise to most females.
Most of us do that on a daily basis raising children, running a family, and putting up with men. We just don't
feel the need to run around flexing our estrogen.
I think the proper term should be VAG UP and GROW A VAGINA.
Pussies are a hell of a lot stronger than a ball sack.
Just sayin...
tally
I'm reminded of what James Carville said in 2008:
"If Hillary gave Obama a testicle, they'd each have two."
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"I don’t want to use the word ‘screwed,’ but I screwed Gadaffy.”
-- Trump, on his qualifications to be president, Link
Hey Trump, your sex life is your business - nobody cares.
BTW, do you know why there are no slot machines in Trumps Vegas hotel?
He can't get a Nevada gaming license since he has a history of filing bankruptcy.
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Subject: I want what you are smoking...
Bart, you wrote:
> Maybe in his second term, we'll get what we voted for in 2008?
You are the guy who taught me waiting for someone to change like that is crazy,
Annie
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Japan's wind farms save its ass
while their nuclear plants flounder
Subject: No-fly zones
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Quotes
"It’s worse than we thought, isn’t it?
He really seems like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. “
-- Rudy, criticizing Obama without saying why,
"America’s ready for leadership that’s plain-spoken, common sense truth telling.
They’re sick of happy talk. We need to step up to the plate and solve problems.
The Obama administration’s policies are causing problems.”
-- Haley Barbour, criticizing Obama without saying why,
"Obama is treating the situation in Libya as if it were an inconvenience or a nuisance.
I’m very worried that we’re taking a back seat rather than a leadership role.”
-- Lindsey Graham (R-Fabulous) criticizing Obama without saying why, Link
You lunkheads have every right to criticize Obama,
but why not fucking SAY SOMETHING when you do?
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What's so scary about NPR?
by Joe Conason
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Subject: our asinine country
In a time of increasingf debt our 'leaders' decided to continue with tax cuts for the wealthy.
What an asinine country I live in. We have an exploding National debt yet it was decided to
continue tax cuts for those who need it the least. That's right continue concentrating wealth
in the few and continue making the pie smaller for the vast majority and see where that gets ya.
If you want a healthy economy then distribute the money to those who will, no need to spend it.
Giving more and more to a tiny percentage of the population buys you nothing.
George M
Worse, the only thing the super-rich spend money on is food.
They already have everything else they need.
What was Obama thinking - besides re-election?
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"I wasn't at the top of the ticket, remember?"
-- Palin, saying McCain lost the race for them, Link
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"Scranton cops say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash.
Police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station
she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina. A doctor searched and recovered 54 bags
of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.”
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Subject: they turned him?
Bart,
Obama fell in with an older crowd and not a "bad crowd". They are just in
the old energy.
Take Mitch the Bitch for example, he is old as dirt. Then there is the "Boner", he is also of
the old school of thinking. All of the inner circle of Obama are old school. In order to get
the change we want, we will have to get a younger crowd of advisors around him. Hopefully,
the next term will have more younger than older advisors and then change can come about.
Take Mitch the Bitch for example, he is old as dirt. Then there is the "Boner", he is also of
the old school of thinking. All of the inner circle of Obama are old school. In order to get
the change we want, we will have to get a younger crowd of advisors around him. Hopefully,
the next term will have more younger than older advisors and then change can come about.
However, I warn this nation, that if
Obama does not fulfill his destiny of two terms, then a
woman will be elected and she will be worse than Bush the W. But, and a huge BUT, if Obama
does fulfill his destiny and finishes two terms, then the next president after him will be a woman
who is far superior to any previous president we have had. In either event, we will get a woman
as the next president.
woman will be elected and she will be worse than Bush the W. But, and a huge BUT, if Obama
does fulfill his destiny and finishes two terms, then the next president after him will be a woman
who is far superior to any previous president we have had. In either event, we will get a woman
as the next president.
Put this
some where
and pull it out when events warrant it.
For I am nearing 80 and may not be around to witness these events in person.
For I am nearing 80 and may not be around to witness these events in person.
Thanks for all you do Bart.
David T
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Dithering Quotes
"Certainly there would have been more decisiveness...less dithering, more decisiveness."
-- Palin, Link
That may be true, but every politician would've dithered less than Obama.
"If I would have told you a year ago that France would be the one that says, ‘I’m tired of
waiting around. We’ll send our planes, and we’ll bomb.’ And America would say, [crying noise].
Would you have believed that a year ago?”
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"God help us all if it all boils over in India."
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Subject: A war is just what the sheep ordered
Oh
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Bart, why do you still favor nuclear energy?
Sanja Gupta says we should not fear nuclear power and we all go to sleep tonight.
U.S. Spy Drone Confirms Fuel Rods Exposed
Russell, you're not that sock-burning guy from CBS's Survivor, are you?
If you are, we f-ing hate you, ...but could I get an autograph?
Russell, you are a monkey in that you claim I've said I favored nuclear energy.
It's possible I wrote "I haven't seen the case against it" which is hardly an endorsement.
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...I'm a tequilier in Oklahoma - what do I know about nuclear energy?
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Subject: Hillary
Bart, you wrote:
> Obama: You wouldn't dare.
>Hillary: Have we met?
That is Godfatherian.
Hillary rules and all men are her puppets!
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Well, let's hope that's not entirely true...
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