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Weekend-Monday,  April 20-22, 2013    Vol 3048 - Clash of the Tritons 

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...

Arrow Boston Bombing Brothers
Does Jon Stewart Hate CNN?
FOX Names TV Star Boston Suspect
Arrow Forcing Widows to pay for Sex
Arrow Curry 'Bullied" at Today Show
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""This is OUR fucking city. And no one is going to dictate our freedom. Stay strong."
       --  Boston first baseman David Ortiz, at Fenway park, on TV and over the Stadium's PA system,    Link



 So if you're passionate about, say, "George W Bush's war of fucking choice"
 it's now OK to say that on broadcast TV?

If you're passionate about, say, "Earth fucking burning up"
 it's OK to say that on broadcast TV?

What if you're passionate about "Jimmy fucking Page?"

 BTW, I'd like to thank the FCC for crucifying Howard Stern years ago.
 After being forced off "terrestrial" radio by those hyper-sensitive FCC ninnies,
 he went to Sirius satellite radio (with a hueueueuge raise) and now Stern can be
 heard even in backwater hick towns like the ones in Oklahoma.

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Boston Bombing Brothers
  by Michael Hammerschlag

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 19 had gone to Boston's exclusive Rindge + Latin School (45 languages spoken).
They were throwing grenades at cops in the Hollywood car chase of the stolen SUV; Tamerlan had
explosives injuries as he died on the pavement and his brother sped away, running him over. They found
Dzhokhar in a boat by a middle class home, exchanged more gunfire, and hauled him out, seriously
wounded. Police had shut down Boston- Metro, bus, trains, taxi, telling everyone to stay in their homes!
They love the unlimited power that comes with this- this was one kid. Course in the 4 days of this event,
maybe 130 Americans have been killed in gun murders.

Note: My good friend Michael spent 8 years in Russia-Ukraine and he's from Boston.

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 Subject: drones and your bullshit question


I do wish you would stop with the suggestion that those of us who
wore the uniform are somehow less interested in defending America...

I am speechless.

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Does Jon Stewart Hate CNN?
Is it because they are lying whores?


Jon Stewart went on familiar tirade against CNN on a good day to pick on CNN.
While he spent almost six minutes ranting on how they botched their Boston bomber reporting,
building up to a disgusting Human Centipede punchline, he only spent a few seconds on what
seemed to set him off:  jabs from new CNN chief Jeff Zucker at luncheon speech on Monday.
Before Stewart lashed into CNN's lamentable, easily mockable faulty news reporting started
with this curious false-humble line: "As one of their competitors, I guess we just get a little jealous."
That was reference to a Zucker's luncheon on Monday, just before the Boston bombing, when he
said: "Just because Jon Stewart makes fun of it doesn't mean he's right." And yes, he added,
he considers The Daily Show a competitor."

Thursday night, though it seemed petty and personal — because it didn't have to be. 
Yes, MAYBE Jon went a little far with the Human Centipede quip, but CNN deserves it.
They always preach, "It's better to get it right than first" but that's not how they act.

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 Subject: let's rename the NRA

Bart -

The National Rifle Association should by all rights be renamed NAMGLA,
which is the North American Man-Gun Love Association.
I am aware that there is another organization with a similar name. 

It would be appropriate because both organizations cater to persons
with a sick obsession that is damaging to children and society.

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FOX Names TV Star Boston Suspect
Suspect's name is NOT Zooey Deschanel

    ...but yes, they's almost twins.


People watching live coverage of the Boston manhunt in Dallas with the sound off
may have been startled when the network's closed-captioning identified actress
Zooey Deschanel as the marathon bombing suspect.
"He is 19-year-old Zooey Deschanel," a caption shown on the local network read
as police and FBI agents searched Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
"Oh come on," Peter Ogburn, a radio producer, wrote on Twitter, linking to a screengrab of the flub.

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 Subject: Who to blame for gun bill dying?

At the beginning of this year, Harry Reed had the opportunity to end the filibuster
and allow majority rule in the Senate. But that didn't happen again in part because it
wasn't supported by senators Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein from California.

Today gun background checks again didn't get a vote because Democrats support
the procedural blocks that Republicans use to black good legislation. At any time the
Democrats could have chosen to stop the filibuster rule but they don't do it.

So they can't blame the evil Republicans when they enable them through the filibuster.
Both parties stand in the way of the will of the people for their own selfish purposes.
 Marc Perkel

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Forcing Widows to pay for Sex
Their dead husbands will 'haunt' them if they don't

One such custom in Malawi is "widow cleansing," a traditional practice in which
a widow is expected to have sexual relations, "in order to cleanse her," explains White.
"There is a belief that if she does not sleep with someone, the spirit of her dead husband
will come and visit upon her and her family will be cursed," she adds.
White says that the practice is not forced upon widows. Instead, she says, the tradition
has become so much part of the culture that widows themselves call for it.
"It's a mindset issue," says White. "Even the widows, they've told me, 'I don't want to die,
I don't want a curse to come to my husband.' They cry to be cleansed."
White says the tradition, which involves unprotected sex, thus increasing the chances
of HIV infection, has been turned into a business.
"There are professional cleansers in villages," says White. She says these men charge widows
up to $50 for their services, in a country where the minimum wage is less than $1 per day.

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"Have we tried turning the world off for two minutes and then turning it back on?"
       --  @DaveHolmes, in a Tweet

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 Subject: Obama

I turn him off now a days, untill he gets his balls back.
 Ole Vet

Obama is an enigma.

One day he does everything right and the next day he begs
Bitch and Boner to do the right thing even tho he knows they won't.

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Tulsa Dentist House of Horrors
57 Former Patients now have Hep C


They went to the dentist to get a wisdom tooth pulled or perhaps have their jaw realigned.
But they may have also contracted a blood-borne virus.
Health officials in Oklahoma are notifying 57 patients who tested positive for hepatitis C and
three patients who tested positive for hepatitis B after visiting Dr. Scott Harrington's office in Tulsa.

At least one positive HIV result was also reported.   Health officials stress that it's not yet clear
how many of the positive patients were exposed at Harrington's office, if any.

Here we have another case of a man with everything who then he threw it all away.

Was he too lazy to clean the instruments?
Was he too cheap to pay to have them cleaned?

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 Subject: You buy into all this Boston bomber crap?

  Bart, you disappoint.


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Ann Curry 'Bullied" at Today Show
Does Matt Lauer ever feel a sense of shame?


Brian Stelter's new book says that Curry was constantly bullied at The Today Show.
At one point, the executive producer, Jim Bell, commissioned a blooper reel of Curry’s worst
on-air mistakes. Another time, Bell called staff members into his office to show a gaffe she made
during a cross-talk with a local station. (Bell denies both incidents.)  Then several boxes of Curry’s
belongings ended up in a coat closet, as if she had already been booted off the premises. One staffer
recalled that “a lot of time in the control room was spent making fun of Ann’s outfit choices or just
generally messing with her.”

One morning, Curry wore a bright yellow dress that spawned snarky comparisons to Big Bird.
The staff person said that others in the control room, 14 men and 3 women, Photoshopped a
picture of Big Bird next to Curry and asked co-workers to vote on “Who wore it best?”

Seventeen people bullying one lady is way out of line.

Isn't this on Matt Lauer?
He gets $25M a year to NOT know what's going on in his office?

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Know your Celebrity Mansions


  Subject: Celebrity Mansions

That is "Captain" John Travolta's mansion in Florida with his Boeing 707 (in Quantas livery)
parked in the garage. The empty garage is for his Gulfstream (he must be out for a little spin).
 Mac T., retired airline captain

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From June, 2001

He was never the same after that weekend in Tulsa.

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Know Your Classics


 Subject: last issue's Classic    Link

Bart, that s from "The Caine Mutiny" by Herman Wouk.

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Today's Wildlife Photo



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  Subject: Celebrity Mansions

That is "Captain" John Travolta's mansion in Florida with his Boeing 707 (in Quantas livery)
parked in the garage. The empty garage is for his Gulfstream (he must be out for a little spin).
 Mac T., retired airline captain


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 Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity    Link

Bart, that is Hedwig Eva Marie Kiesler, born in Vienna, 1914. 

A real brain, she invented the forerunner to WiFi, and in her spare time,
made movies. AKA Hedy Lamar.

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Subject: last issue's Mystery City    

Bart – That’s my home town – Philly (Philadelphia for the uninformed. )
It’s Broad Street specifically, looking toward City Hall and the statue of Billy Penn on the top.
Probably taken around 1905… Best to you Bart…
 Tony Mac

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Name the Mystery Car


 Subject: last issue's Mystery Car    Link

Hey Bart,
That's a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air.
Have no idea where the Stone Pony is though!!! (Haha)
  Keith F

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What is today's History Mystery?   


Subject: last issue's History Mystery    Link 

Bart, is it Dick the Bruiser, the famous fifties wrestler?

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