I'm so scared...
Put your ad here
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"I called my friends at Patsy's and they
a bunch of fried calamari, ...which is fried lobster."
-- Rush the stroke victim, third hour Friday
Rush, I don't even eat seafood, but I know calamari is
Did you forget your stroke medicine again?
can't Bush prove where he was
during October Surprise in 1980?
If CIA man Bush is innocent of concocting the "October Surprise"
which kept our American hostages blindfolded in that Iranian Hell for an extra 77 days,
why can't he prove where he was during that weekend?
Did Bush Sr. throw the 1992 election?
By Christian Livemore and Stephen Sacco
"It's no big deal."
-- Dick Cheney, trying to reassure us when the intelligent half
of the power-grabbing team has a heart episode every other month.
Y'know, ...if Cheney steps down for health reasons (or dies)
George Bush will be president until Scalia appoints his replacement.
Limbaugh's most tasteless moment?
It's hard to say - there are so many...
We've mostly avoided that sad story about the woman in Houston
who killed her children.
But Rush and Hannity and the others seem to have a contest going over which of them
can say the most hateful things about this woman who lost her mind.
Can you imagine the hell she must have been in if killing her kids seemed to be
the best avenue open to her? I'm certain I'll never be in that place, so I can't imagine
what she was going through then and will go through the rest of her life.
There might even be some merit in not letting her realize what she's done.
If she ever gets enough of her mind back to fully comprehend what happened,
she'll be impossible to console and she'll need to be on a suicide watch forever.
For some reason, the right-wing hate machine has made this their
Can you imagine Rush and Hannity on the air together?
Rush: I hate that woman in Houston more than you do.
Hannity: Liar! I hate her double.
Rush: No, I hate her more. I hate her triple.
Hannity: Well, I hate her ten times more than you.
Rush: No, I hate her a hundred times more than you.
Hannity: I hate her more than I hate strong women.
Rush: I hate her more than I hate blacks and gays
Hannity: Damn, that's a lot
Well, I hate her more than I hate Hillary Clinton.
Rush: You win. I hate Hillary more
than I hate new taxes.
Having this "Who can hate her more contest"
shows the Republican's true colors.
And they wonder why they're seen as the party of hate.
Subject: Democraps SUCK
Basically this is a complaint email.
GLENN BECK will continue to piss you off.
Thank GOD Al Gore Lost
Love your page though
I would have to have heard of the guy before he could piss me off.
Congresswoman McKinney plans to hold hearings
soon on Barrick's behavior in Tanzania.
If we can get the word out, Munk's actions will embarrass him.
He'll look stupid trying to force the Observer to recant, while the US Congress is holding
hearings that will PROVE the Observer and Palast were telling the truth!
paper faces suit over Palast investigation
Bush's gang of goons try to silence criticism
by Greg Palast
In retaliation for the investigative story about the finances of the George W. Bush campaign,
Barrick Gold Mining of Canada has sued my paper, the Observer of London, for libel.
The company, which hired the elder Bush after his leaving the White House, is charging the
newspaper with libel for quoting an Amnesty International report, which alleged that 50 miners
might have been buried alive in Tanzania by a company now owned by Barrick.
The company has also demanded the Observer and
its parent, Guardian Newspapers,
force me to remove the article from my US website, a frightening extension of Britainís
punitive libel laws into the World Wide Web. The company has also issued legal threats
against Tanzanian human rights lawyer Tundu Lissu, one of the Observerís independent
sources and an investigator of the mine-site allegations.
Click Here to read the article that the Bush family doesn't want you to read.
My Story (so far) Part 3
by Isaac Peterson
Subject: Gas Prices
Shouldn't we thank President Bush for the decline in gas prices recently?
Give credit in the same manner you lay blame.
Gas prices started coming down the day the Gouger-in-Chief lost the Senate.
Since BIG OIL can now be investigated, they're playing semi-fair.
"President Bush said today he's working
on his plan to give religious groups federal money.
He says there no reason government and religion can't coexist.
After all it works so well in Iran."
-- Jay Leno
Is there really such a thing as 'liberal media' anymore?
So much is going on with "Mr. Drip, drip, drip," that he deserves his own section.
Subject: RE: the telex info
There was not simply a telex for Iraq to invade
On July 25th April Glaspie US Ambassador to Iran met with Saddam Hussein and
according to taped transcripts of the meeting, with which she was later confronted,
she said the US had no interest in disputes between Arab states.
The last thing Hussein said to Glaspie was a thinly
veiled threat to invade Kuwait;
the last thing Glaspie said to him was that she had originally planned to leave for Washington
a week later but because their discussion was so affirmative she would leave earlier.
This was published in the NY Times International Edition Sunday Sept. 23, 1990.
John, thanks for the clarification.
I was going from memory.
A daily retrospective of World War II
This report was filed by Nick
Senior bartcop.com foreign correspondent in the U.K.
US-Islamic alliance hits Aids hopes
Islamic governments, with the connivance of the conservative Bush
administration, succeeded in watering down the final declaration of
commitment to strategies and targets to beat the global Aids pandemic
at the UN yesterday by excluding any reference to gay men
They based their opposition on cultural
and religious values
which in some countries mete out punishments to homosexuals. .
...yeah, like these United States.
Presidential honor and dignity
President Weak & Stupid has named Elliott (Iran-Contra) Abrams
to a senior position at the
White House National Security Council. Condi Rice announced that Abrams had been appointed to
the position of senior director for democracy, human rights and international operations.
How could Bush appoint Elliott (Iran-Contra) Abrams to a position
on human rights?
The position does not require Senate confirmation.
When asked by reporters if Abrams would be torturing any Central
Americans in his new position.
Ms. Rice replied icily, "I have no information on that matter."
More on Bush's bungling of Desert Storm
John Stossel pulls a David Horowitz
More on Bush's bungling of Saddam vs Kuwait
Click Here (Very short)
Excerpt from the audio tape British journalists have:
U.S. Ambassador Glaspie to Saddam: "We
have no opinion on your Arab - Arab conflicts,
such as your dispute with Kuwait. Secretary (of State James) Baker has directed me to
emphasize the instruction, first given to Iraq in the 1960's,
that the Kuwait issue is not associated with America."
If I was a madman Middle east bully and dictator,
I'd consider that message a green light to take Kuwait, wouldn't you?
But since this war and the hundreds of Americans killed there
had nothing to do
with Clinton's zipper, there were no hearings, no investigations, no subpoenas - nothing.
When the Bush family wants something buried, Democrats say, "Yes, Sir, ...how deep?"
One of the best and most consistently funny pages on the www is Media Whores Online.
Right now, they have the transcript of the time some wrestler
slapped the living crap out of John Stossel.
I remember seeing that live - he slapped Stossel silly.
It's consistently funny and smart.
"I didn't have time - I was busy breaking
up Tom & Nicole."
-- George Clooney, when asked by the press if he was responsible
for breaking up Julia Roberts and Benjamin Pratt
Why the GOP and the press can kiss my ass
to get free french fries for life
by Ann Coulter
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